1 00:00:03,850 --> 00:00:04,808 - Come on Hulk! - Get em Hulk! 2 00:00:04,809 --> 00:00:06,347 Come on, Hulk! 3 00:00:09,447 --> 00:00:10,771 I have a question though. 4 00:00:10,774 --> 00:00:12,516 What's going on with Hulk Hogan's hair? 5 00:00:12,517 --> 00:00:14,035 It's blond and yet it's silken, 6 00:00:14,036 --> 00:00:15,605 like that of a Chinese man. 7 00:00:15,615 --> 00:00:16,412 Ah yes... 8 00:00:16,413 --> 00:00:18,338 Uh, that is Hulk Hogan's signature's look. 9 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:20,018 Blonde, Chinese hair... 10 00:00:20,019 --> 00:00:21,400 And skin of a hot dog. 11 00:00:21,417 --> 00:00:22,394 It's awesome. 12 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:24,694 The whole thing's fake, but it's really awesome. 13 00:00:24,723 --> 00:00:27,271 Fake? What the hell are you talking about, fake? It's not fake. 14 00:00:27,272 --> 00:00:29,179 Those guys got bashed and bloody. 15 00:00:29,199 --> 00:00:30,738 I seen guys get pounded in the ring. 16 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:32,205 - It's still fake, no dude. 17 00:00:32,206 --> 00:00:33,537 - Charlie, Charlie... 18 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:35,245 I was there once, I saw a guy 19 00:00:35,264 --> 00:00:36,573 pick up a trash can... 20 00:00:36,693 --> 00:00:38,184 Smash it into a guy's head. 21 00:00:38,203 --> 00:00:38,978 Blood went everywhere. 22 00:00:38,979 --> 00:00:41,094 Okay, what is going on here? 23 00:00:41,095 --> 00:00:42,942 Ohhh Yeah! Right here he's 24 00:00:42,943 --> 00:00:44,716 going into a state of 'Hulkamania'. 25 00:00:44,796 --> 00:00:46,378 Okay, when he's like this, 26 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:47,850 nothing can hurt you. 27 00:00:47,930 --> 00:00:50,171 It's like a seizure of strength. 28 00:00:51,228 --> 00:00:51,772 Who we got here? 29 00:00:51,773 --> 00:00:52,941 Hey sexy! 30 00:00:52,942 --> 00:00:54,756 I can't get you out of my mind. 31 00:00:54,757 --> 00:00:56,142 - Who's that addressed to? - It's... 32 00:00:56,143 --> 00:00:57,398 - Who's Soldier of Fortune? 33 00:00:57,438 --> 00:00:59,319 It's just this guy I been chatting online with. 34 00:00:59,320 --> 00:00:59,757 - Damn it. 35 00:00:59,758 --> 00:01:01,658 So that would make you Desert Rose. 36 00:01:01,666 --> 00:01:03,008 - Yes it would. - [Snort] 37 00:01:03,009 --> 00:01:05,701 Wow! What a couple of losers! 38 00:01:05,735 --> 00:01:06,655 Ohhh! 39 00:01:06,699 --> 00:01:11,121 Oh really... Okay well... This loser that you are referring to happens to be an American soldier in Iraq. 40 00:01:11,201 --> 00:01:12,945 Back it up. Don't... 41 00:01:12,946 --> 00:01:15,076 Don't joke about that. Are you serious? 42 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:17,399 In seriousness, this platoon is coming home his weekend. 43 00:01:17,479 --> 00:01:20,408 And we are going to hang out together. So suck on that. 44 00:01:21,106 --> 00:01:22,852 - I feel terrible. - Yeah, you should. 45 00:01:22,853 --> 00:01:25,825 I feel terrible too because he's going to come back from Iraq and he's going. 46 00:01:25,826 --> 00:01:28,153 Gonna find out that he's been chatting with... 47 00:01:28,409 --> 00:01:29,886 And then...That's no good... Nooo... I mean... 48 00:01:29,887 --> 00:01:31,207 High suicide rates for this guy. 49 00:01:31,208 --> 00:01:34,183 He's going to be crushed. ...Resemble-manic of a bigger problems guys. 50 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:36,844 I don't think people are proud to be Americans anymore. 51 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:38,286 You know, not like we were in the 80's. 52 00:01:38,287 --> 00:01:40,187 On the 80's we were so patriotic. Oh man! 53 00:01:40,246 --> 00:01:41,910 And when Hogan was doing his thing, 54 00:01:41,911 --> 00:01:43,519 and we were killing Iranians, 55 00:01:43,639 --> 00:01:45,435 or whatever... I mean we were proud! 56 00:01:45,436 --> 00:01:46,432 There's no fanfare. 57 00:01:46,433 --> 00:01:48,062 There's no parade. 58 00:01:48,063 --> 00:01:49,704 - Girls are tricking troops on the Internet. - Nope! 59 00:01:49,705 --> 00:01:51,018 Nobody is tricking anybody! 60 00:01:51,019 --> 00:01:52,919 You know? We gotta do something about this. 61 00:01:52,934 --> 00:01:56,009 Cus... Cus... People just aren't showing their appreciation for these guys. 62 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:57,867 We gotta show them the love. We gotta do something. 63 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,299 Let's step it up! 64 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:01,312 Let's be the guys that do something for the troops. 65 00:02:01,352 --> 00:02:03,152 Let's put on a show or something. For reals. 66 00:02:03,153 --> 00:02:04,294 Something with a little... 67 00:02:04,295 --> 00:02:05,412 A little pa-zass. 68 00:02:05,450 --> 00:02:06,417 Like a thank you. 69 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:07,630 - Yeah! - For all your service. 70 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:10,057 Something to celebrate the troops. Celebrate American. 71 00:02:10,099 --> 00:02:11,935 Maybe celebrates us. I'm into that. 72 00:02:11,936 --> 00:02:13,283 I know you are dude. Huh. 73 00:02:13,284 --> 00:02:16,469 What's the best way to celebrate America boys? 74 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:24,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 75 00:02:26,002 --> 00:02:27,721 Wrestling. 76 00:02:27,722 --> 00:02:33,659 Season 5 Episode 7 The Gang Wrestles for the Troops 77 00:02:33,859 --> 00:02:38,647 Sync, transcript, spellcheck by Ikatic 78 00:03:08,612 --> 00:03:10,090 That's how it's... 79 00:03:10,091 --> 00:03:11,899 Yeah, man! Hey! Hey! 80 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,239 Thanks, bud. Let it go. 81 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:15,221 Hey so I book this venue for Friday night. 82 00:03:15,301 --> 00:03:16,881 You got this place? Yeah bro. 83 00:03:16,882 --> 00:03:19,319 I told them it was for the troops. They gave us a discount. 84 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:21,070 That is what I'm talking about dude. 85 00:03:21,071 --> 00:03:22,517 People want to support the troops. 86 00:03:22,518 --> 00:03:24,423 They don't have a venue to do it. 87 00:03:25,070 --> 00:03:26,346 How are we going to do that though. 88 00:03:26,347 --> 00:03:28,047 None of us know how to wrestle. 89 00:03:28,572 --> 00:03:30,056 Charlie and I do. 90 00:03:30,057 --> 00:03:31,935 We used to backyard wrestling all the time dude. 91 00:03:31,936 --> 00:03:32,980 We were an awesome tag team. 92 00:03:33,023 --> 00:03:34,625 That's right. We're the Pigeon Boys! 93 00:03:34,628 --> 00:03:36,698 Pigeon Boys! 94 00:03:36,699 --> 00:03:37,509 Pigeon Boys? 95 00:03:37,510 --> 00:03:39,245 Doesn't sound that cool now as an adult. You're right. 96 00:03:39,246 --> 00:03:40,809 - We gotta update it. - O, O, Oh... 97 00:03:40,819 --> 00:03:41,916 - Let's be Eagles dude. 98 00:03:42,036 --> 00:03:44,626 That's like patriotic, it fires on all cylinders. 99 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:47,204 I don't know. I feel like pigeons are survivors though. 100 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,351 I'm going to side with Dennis on this one bro. 101 00:03:49,431 --> 00:03:51,649 Hey, what you say we get this guy on the mix. 102 00:03:52,644 --> 00:03:54,519 - You know. - He probably got some experience. 103 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,264 - He could show us the ropes. 104 00:03:58,412 --> 00:04:00,396 Hey Manic! Mr. Manic! Mr. Manic! 105 00:04:00,397 --> 00:04:01,862 - Hold up. Hold up. - Mr. Manic. Excuse me. 106 00:04:01,863 --> 00:04:02,964 - Something I can do for you fellas? 107 00:04:03,084 --> 00:04:03,467 Uhhhhh... 108 00:04:03,587 --> 00:04:05,013 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. 109 00:04:05,014 --> 00:04:06,197 That was a great show. 110 00:04:06,237 --> 00:04:08,214 - That was amazing. - Dude, that was so awesome. 111 00:04:08,215 --> 00:04:09,086 - Dude, you drank your own blood. 112 00:04:09,126 --> 00:04:10,452 - And when you were choking the guy... - Just trying... 113 00:04:10,453 --> 00:04:12,937 - To put on a good show. - It was. Yes. 114 00:04:12,938 --> 00:04:14,739 You know... No. No here. Let me do you a favor here... 115 00:04:14,740 --> 00:04:16,878 You are good kids here. Hang on... Hang on... 116 00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:18,304 Oh, you got an autograph now 117 00:04:18,305 --> 00:04:19,960 No, we're good man. That's alright. No, we don't need... 118 00:04:19,961 --> 00:04:21,810 Don't need an autograph man, we're just crash... 119 00:04:21,814 --> 00:04:25,172 God bless you man, you have a good time. You know well. 120 00:04:25,292 --> 00:04:26,844 This is uh... Parking ticket. 121 00:04:26,845 --> 00:04:28,691 You betcha. You have fun with it. Okay? 122 00:04:28,692 --> 00:04:30,592 Uh... Uh.. Actually sir. Um... 123 00:04:31,834 --> 00:04:34,125 I don't know if this is too forward to ask you this, but... 124 00:04:34,205 --> 00:04:36,250 We're putting on a wrestling match for the troops. 125 00:04:36,290 --> 00:04:37,845 - They're coming home from over seas. 126 00:04:37,846 --> 00:04:40,748 And we're thinking that maybe we can get you to wrestle in it. 127 00:04:41,094 --> 00:04:42,939 How much? Ohhh.. Ah... 128 00:04:42,940 --> 00:04:45,066 We haven't discuss that. Ah, how much do you usually charge? 129 00:04:45,106 --> 00:04:46,480 $30 bucks, weekdays. 130 00:04:46,481 --> 00:04:48,638 $50 bucks, weekends... 131 00:04:48,758 --> 00:04:50,469 - Is that it? - Reasonable. 132 00:04:50,470 --> 00:04:51,585 - That we can do. - Reasonable. 133 00:04:51,705 --> 00:04:52,707 - That we can do. - Yeah, absolutely. 134 00:04:52,827 --> 00:04:54,081 - Now. - Okay. 135 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:55,735 - Now? Alright. - Give him some money. 136 00:04:55,736 --> 00:04:57,055 - Give that to him now. 137 00:05:07,252 --> 00:05:09,068 Deandra. 138 00:05:09,069 --> 00:05:10,512 - Yo, Deandra. - Yes, Frank. 139 00:05:10,513 --> 00:05:11,658 - Yes. Yes. - I can hear you. 140 00:05:11,659 --> 00:05:12,843 What are you doing here? 141 00:05:12,844 --> 00:05:14,342 I'm going to use the army guy 142 00:05:14,343 --> 00:05:16,556 to get the word out about the wrestling match. 143 00:05:17,073 --> 00:05:19,108 Why are you dressed like that? 144 00:05:19,216 --> 00:05:21,116 Well, my chat name is Desert Rose, 145 00:05:21,142 --> 00:05:23,698 so I dressed like a rose, I'm going to give him a rose, and I'm going to play 146 00:05:23,738 --> 00:05:25,638 Kiss From a Rose by Seal. 147 00:05:25,695 --> 00:05:26,867 - I got a whole thing I'm doing here. 148 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,482 - Can you please get out? *Murmuring* 149 00:05:28,707 --> 00:05:30,414 The boys and I... 150 00:05:30,415 --> 00:05:32,573 Got him a little welcome home gift. 151 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:34,197 Jean shorts? 152 00:05:34,198 --> 00:05:36,409 - You bought him a pair of jean shorts? - Yeah. 153 00:05:36,529 --> 00:05:40,039 Goddamn it Frank, you guys are gonna have plenty of time to ruin this relationship for 154 00:05:40,078 --> 00:05:41,549 me in some point in the future. 155 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:43,030 Can you please let me get it started it first? 156 00:05:43,150 --> 00:05:45,665 Hey! Desert Rose! 157 00:05:46,244 --> 00:05:48,658 It's me, Ben! 158 00:05:57,456 --> 00:06:00,092 God, it's so nice to finally meet you in person. 159 00:06:00,132 --> 00:06:01,317 - Desert Rose. 160 00:06:01,318 --> 00:06:02,539 - Yeah! 161 00:06:02,576 --> 00:06:04,387 Ah. No, 162 00:06:04,388 --> 00:06:05,741 Because... 163 00:06:05,861 --> 00:06:08,491 I'm not Desert Rose. Ha. 164 00:06:08,998 --> 00:06:12,293 I... uh. I am a friend. I am a friend of hers. 165 00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:14,100 Great girl. Uh. 166 00:06:14,101 --> 00:06:16,207 She just wanted me to come here 167 00:06:16,287 --> 00:06:18,124 so that I could tell you. 168 00:06:18,125 --> 00:06:21,087 That she wasn't going to be able to show up here. 169 00:06:21,088 --> 00:06:22,637 Today. 170 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:23,794 Oh. Well. 171 00:06:23,914 --> 00:06:25,284 With the. 172 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:27,172 Dress and the rose, I thought that... 173 00:06:27,252 --> 00:06:30,248 Uh yea. Yeah, well of course you thought that. 174 00:06:30,249 --> 00:06:32,570 You thought it because of this and the. 175 00:06:32,610 --> 00:06:34,608 It's fine. Don't blame yourself. 176 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,483 You're not, you're not dumb. 177 00:06:36,484 --> 00:06:38,672 You're just. So um. 178 00:06:38,673 --> 00:06:40,242 So. 179 00:06:40,243 --> 00:06:41,832 Alright, well. 180 00:06:51,789 --> 00:06:56,685 I uh, wanna invite you to a wrestling match. 181 00:06:56,805 --> 00:06:58,530 Oh. Uh. Thanks. 182 00:06:58,531 --> 00:07:01,625 Guys. We all chipped in to get you these uh, 183 00:07:01,626 --> 00:07:04,213 Uh. This is uh, coming home present. 184 00:07:08,102 --> 00:07:10,002 There you go. 185 00:07:12,010 --> 00:07:14,499 And thank you for your service. 186 00:07:32,873 --> 00:07:35,415 I don't give a rat's ass 187 00:07:35,535 --> 00:07:37,465 about your collection agency. 188 00:07:37,466 --> 00:07:40,095 And as for the $15 co-payment.... 189 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:42,268 Eat shit and die! 190 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,196 Ah shit! 191 00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:51,481 Sorry, I'm gonna go get grease up and then uh... 192 00:07:51,852 --> 00:07:54,224 And come back and rock on... 193 00:07:58,838 --> 00:08:00,359 $15? 194 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:01,955 He's upset about $15? 195 00:08:02,286 --> 00:08:04,099 Yeah, smashing our phone. Not a lot of money. 196 00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:05,494 Let's move pass it for now. You know let's.. 197 00:08:05,495 --> 00:08:07,708 Focus on our stuff. Let's focus on on... 198 00:08:07,748 --> 00:08:11,111 The most important part of our routine is the entrance. 199 00:08:11,153 --> 00:08:13,053 Yes, absolutely. Bam! 200 00:08:14,662 --> 00:08:16,647 Frank, what the hell are you doing man? 201 00:08:17,012 --> 00:08:18,606 That's my character, 202 00:08:18,726 --> 00:08:20,196 I'm the Trash Man. 203 00:08:20,316 --> 00:08:21,458 I come out, 204 00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:24,432 I throw trash all over... all over the ring... 205 00:08:24,512 --> 00:08:26,817 And then, I start eating garbage. 206 00:08:26,937 --> 00:08:28,687 And then I pick up the trash can... 207 00:08:28,688 --> 00:08:31,134 And I, smash the guy on the head. Oh... 208 00:08:31,214 --> 00:08:32,596 That's gonna be a disaster. 209 00:08:32,597 --> 00:08:33,951 No, no, nobody's gonna get hurt. 210 00:08:34,071 --> 00:08:36,921 I'm telling you, like you said... It's all fake. 211 00:08:37,001 --> 00:08:38,736 But it has nothing to do with the troops, Frank. 212 00:08:38,737 --> 00:08:41,780 A sixty year old man eating trash, who wants to see that? 213 00:08:41,860 --> 00:08:43,658 Nah, but that's what people want. Hey... 214 00:08:43,659 --> 00:08:45,913 I got something for you. I got a character for you. 215 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:48,010 You can be... The ref. 216 00:08:48,050 --> 00:08:49,460 I'm not gonna be the ref. 217 00:08:49,461 --> 00:08:51,601 I'm a villain, don't you see? 218 00:08:51,950 --> 00:08:54,340 Pick up the garbage... and then I uh.... 219 00:08:54,341 --> 00:08:57,221 - Frank. - Just nasty dude! 220 00:08:58,559 --> 00:09:00,705 - Are you choking? - Oh my gosh! 221 00:09:00,825 --> 00:09:03,475 No, throw it up in the bathroom. Get out of here. 222 00:09:03,715 --> 00:09:05,268 Go take a break. Go take a break. 223 00:09:05,269 --> 00:09:07,519 The troops are going to be very happy to see that. 224 00:09:07,759 --> 00:09:10,220 Alright, let's get this... Let's, let's... 225 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:11,923 Let's get back to it... Just... Charlie. 226 00:09:11,924 --> 00:09:13,786 So we're talking about the entrances okay? 227 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:15,663 Yeah, we got a good idea. Okay. We got a good idea. 228 00:09:15,667 --> 00:09:17,434 Alright now, they are going to announce our name: 229 00:09:17,554 --> 00:09:18,977 Birds of War. 230 00:09:19,057 --> 00:09:20,738 Oh, I loved that name. I love it. 231 00:09:20,739 --> 00:09:23,122 And yeah, maybe we'll do an eagle screech.. *Screeching* That'll be great. 232 00:09:23,318 --> 00:09:25,963 And then we'll start out.. We'll come out of the tunnel, we'll start out. 233 00:09:30,413 --> 00:09:33,066 We're gonna write this great song. It's gonna be how bad ass we are. 234 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,578 You know what I mean. It's all about the... 235 00:09:34,579 --> 00:09:37,075 About how we soar through the air, how we live in a nest top. 236 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,861 How we like to protect our eggs from predators. 237 00:09:38,862 --> 00:09:41,334 And our young, we regurgitate to our... All the... 238 00:09:41,374 --> 00:09:43,522 Actually, can I stop you guys for one second? 239 00:09:43,562 --> 00:09:45,158 Because what you just... described, 240 00:09:45,159 --> 00:09:46,689 Nah, it seems like we're just singing... 241 00:09:46,690 --> 00:09:49,112 About the life style of an eagle. Yeah. 242 00:09:50,055 --> 00:09:53,036 Okay, well I was under the impression that we were presenting ourselves as bird men. 243 00:09:53,076 --> 00:09:55,703 Which, to me... Is infinitely cooler 244 00:09:55,704 --> 00:09:57,601 than just sorta being a bird. 245 00:09:57,638 --> 00:10:00,853 No No No... It's good... We can meet in the middle thou... We can... maybe 246 00:10:00,854 --> 00:10:03,339 Maybe... It's just already the middle... That's all I ask, that's all I ask... 247 00:10:03,419 --> 00:10:06,468 I want people to be able to see that we're not just birds. 248 00:10:13,472 --> 00:10:15,116 Thanks you for stepping in as Desert Rose. 249 00:10:15,117 --> 00:10:19,337 Uh, no problem. I dated a lot of disable men in my past, so... 250 00:10:19,338 --> 00:10:20,688 I enjoyed the power. Okay... 251 00:10:20,689 --> 00:10:23,107 Why aren't you wearing red? I was very specific about that. 252 00:10:23,108 --> 00:10:25,048 - I don't' do red. - Well, you look like a grape. 253 00:10:25,128 --> 00:10:26,752 Fine, then I'll be Desert Grape. 254 00:10:26,753 --> 00:10:28,399 No, he wasn't talking to Desert Grape, 255 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:31,288 He was talking to Desert Rose, it's very specific and... 256 00:10:31,290 --> 00:10:33,139 Alright, you know what, alright, 257 00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:35,907 this is what we'll do, just put this here. 258 00:10:36,027 --> 00:10:38,795 - Oh, you're sweaty. Oh, Okay. - It's humid outside. 259 00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:40,349 - So uh, which one is he? 260 00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:42,181 Right behind you in yellow. 261 00:10:42,566 --> 00:10:44,898 - Ah, mama like... - Cute, right? 262 00:10:44,899 --> 00:10:46,500 Hey, did he send you any dick pics. 263 00:10:46,501 --> 00:10:47,964 Because it could be a mess down there. 264 00:10:47,965 --> 00:10:49,954 For the love of god, please don't ask him about his dick. 265 00:10:49,994 --> 00:10:53,393 Okay, have it your way, I'll figure it out soon enough. 266 00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:57,787 And away we go. 267 00:10:58,474 --> 00:11:01,129 Oh, she looks ridiculous. 268 00:11:01,172 --> 00:11:02,728 - Desert Rose? 269 00:11:02,848 --> 00:11:04,038 - Hi 270 00:11:04,158 --> 00:11:05,696 What... What the hell? 271 00:11:05,697 --> 00:11:08,437 Oh, it feels so good to finally hold you. 272 00:11:08,945 --> 00:11:11,684 Oh you... You're... You're biting my lips. 273 00:11:11,724 --> 00:11:13,513 Hi, oh. 274 00:11:13,514 --> 00:11:15,144 What a coincidence. 275 00:11:15,264 --> 00:11:17,519 Hey oh, you're the girl from the bus stop. 276 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:19,729 - Yes, I am. - Well, you guys are friends right? 277 00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:21,956 Mmm hmm, not really. 278 00:11:21,959 --> 00:11:24,931 Tell your friend, thank you for the shorts. They fit great. Yeah? 279 00:11:24,932 --> 00:11:27,288 Yeah, will do. So, what's... 280 00:11:27,289 --> 00:11:29,310 What's the deal with you standing? 281 00:11:29,430 --> 00:11:32,706 I thought there was a wheelchair and you were in it. 282 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:36,482 Oh no, no I... I twisted my knee getting of a plane in Germany. 283 00:11:36,939 --> 00:11:40,414 I'm uh. I was just trying to stay off of it. Mmm, it's good now, you see? 284 00:11:40,494 --> 00:11:43,401 Yes it is. Can I talk to you for a sec? 285 00:11:43,521 --> 00:11:45,802 I'll be back. What is it? What, what? 286 00:11:45,803 --> 00:11:48,321 I changed my mind, so move out of the way so I can swoop in. Nah Uh... 287 00:11:48,476 --> 00:11:50,376 - No chang-ies. - What? 288 00:11:50,386 --> 00:11:53,882 Artemis, I'm warning you, if you don't get out of the way right now. I'm going to bring out the big guns. 289 00:11:53,962 --> 00:11:57,343 Oh, hit me with your best shot you stupid bitch! 290 00:12:03,143 --> 00:12:05,767 I was looking around, I was thinking... 291 00:12:06,248 --> 00:12:08,455 I... I brought some... 292 00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:11,906 You just... I'm sorry for that. You just... 293 00:12:11,907 --> 00:12:13,730 I... just props I thought I was bringing. 294 00:12:13,731 --> 00:12:16,029 That is not a prop though, that's sharp razor wires. 295 00:12:16,109 --> 00:12:20,028 Mr. Manic, we were thinking that maybe we could go a little more traditional with it. 296 00:12:20,052 --> 00:12:23,141 You know just, figure 4 leg lock, pile driver... 297 00:12:23,221 --> 00:12:25,191 Hey, off the top... suplex... Oh, no no... 298 00:12:25,271 --> 00:12:29,015 People, that old school bullshit... That, that don't play no more you know. 299 00:12:29,054 --> 00:12:31,732 - Really? - Yeah, it's gotta be gruesome, you know? 300 00:12:31,812 --> 00:12:34,678 Those people, they like blood you know and... 301 00:12:34,868 --> 00:12:36,473 Yes, well guys like you... 302 00:12:36,474 --> 00:12:39,574 You know what, I love you guys man... 303 00:12:39,855 --> 00:12:42,282 You know, you remind me of my kids... 304 00:12:42,322 --> 00:12:44,349 Oh, you got kids Maniac? 305 00:12:47,648 --> 00:12:50,539 Nah, not anymore. 306 00:12:51,908 --> 00:12:53,900 What does that mean? 307 00:12:55,534 --> 00:12:57,481 - Okay, alright - We got a problem... 308 00:12:57,521 --> 00:12:59,486 I don't know... What... what was he talking about with his kids? 309 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,304 Did he killed his kids? He just... 310 00:13:01,305 --> 00:13:02,606 Drifted away and uh... 311 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,913 Look at it, look at this, I feel like he's living out of his car right? 312 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,093 I mean he's got blankets in there. What is that? A pile of laundry... 313 00:13:07,173 --> 00:13:08,379 Look at this dude, 314 00:13:08,499 --> 00:13:09,807 that's just a bucket of chestnuts. 315 00:13:09,927 --> 00:13:12,461 What, is he just foraging for his food? 316 00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:15,318 I don't know why the hell would you have a bucket of chestnuts, bro? 317 00:13:15,358 --> 00:13:17,419 We are dealing with a legitimate maniac now. 318 00:13:17,459 --> 00:13:20,247 That is clear to me, his mania is not confined to the ring. 319 00:13:20,327 --> 00:13:22,227 No, he kept calling you the N word earlier. 320 00:13:22,245 --> 00:13:24,123 Yea, I didn't, I wasn't gonna bring that up, I don't' want to freak him out. 321 00:13:24,124 --> 00:13:25,529 Me? Yes, Yes. 322 00:13:25,530 --> 00:13:26,831 He was calling me the N word. 323 00:13:26,832 --> 00:13:28,139 Every time you turned your back. 324 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,973 He's like you stupid N, go get me grease. 325 00:13:29,974 --> 00:13:31,319 - And this and that. - Why? 326 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,228 I don't' know, did he say why? He has a problem with... 327 00:13:33,248 --> 00:13:35,104 Black people and he likes to... Why does he have a problem with me? 328 00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:36,685 I mean I don't understand. Both, I think... 329 00:13:36,686 --> 00:13:38,098 Oh my god, okay. 330 00:13:38,099 --> 00:13:39,445 Let's get rid of him. Let's get rid of him, thats it. 331 00:13:39,446 --> 00:13:40,747 How you get rid of a guy like that? 332 00:13:40,748 --> 00:13:43,004 I don't want to be anywhere in the ring with that guy. 333 00:13:43,044 --> 00:13:45,074 You know what? What if we were just hype men? 334 00:13:45,194 --> 00:13:46,414 We don't even go in the ring. 335 00:13:46,415 --> 00:13:47,716 Yes, we let him do the wrestling. 336 00:13:47,717 --> 00:13:49,128 - We do not wrestle? - No. 337 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,129 Alright, we gotta find someone for him to wrestle though. 338 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,432 Right right. Okay. 339 00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:54,040 Someone who has like... 340 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,075 You know nothing to lose, right? 341 00:14:00,343 --> 00:14:01,797 - Cricket. - That's out Cricket. 342 00:14:01,798 --> 00:14:03,321 - Yeah. - Cricket. 343 00:14:03,322 --> 00:14:05,222 No. 344 00:14:06,222 --> 00:14:07,561 What do you want? What do you want from me? 345 00:14:07,562 --> 00:14:10,228 We want you to wrestle at a wrestling match that we're gonna throw. 346 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,926 No, how about that? 347 00:14:11,927 --> 00:14:14,041 I'm not gonna participate in your little games and schemes. 348 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:16,652 Cricket, how about this? It's for the troops. 349 00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:19,133 I don't give a shit about the troops. 350 00:14:19,213 --> 00:14:22,254 - We'll gonna pay you, bro. - That's pay involved. 351 00:14:22,334 --> 00:14:24,234 Oh, you should have thought about that, Cricket. 352 00:14:24,241 --> 00:14:26,506 - You paying? - Oh, yea man. 353 00:14:26,828 --> 00:14:29,644 Oh I see, so what, am I gonna get my ass kick? 354 00:14:29,881 --> 00:14:32,384 It's wrestling, it's all fake. 355 00:14:32,499 --> 00:14:33,840 It's relatively fake. 356 00:14:33,841 --> 00:14:36,150 What happens in the ring, happens in the ring, Cricket. 357 00:14:36,151 --> 00:14:38,235 It's really up to you. 358 00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:45,754 I don't feel we're reading as eagles. 359 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,598 No bro, we look like assholes. 360 00:14:48,678 --> 00:14:50,491 It didn't turn out the way I had envisioned. 361 00:14:50,492 --> 00:14:52,602 I'm getting more of a chicken vibe. 362 00:14:55,029 --> 00:14:58,678 - What in gods name is this about? - Alright, alright, don't start... 363 00:14:58,718 --> 00:15:00,568 We're Bird Man, we're Birds Of War. 364 00:15:00,569 --> 00:15:02,469 - Bird-Men? - What do you want? What do you want? 365 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:05,444 Okay uh, I wanna sing the star spangle banner before the match. 366 00:15:05,524 --> 00:15:07,014 Yeah, good sing. We don't' care. 367 00:15:07,015 --> 00:15:10,078 Do whatever you want. Just get away. We obviously in the middle of something. Get away. Get away. Yeah. 368 00:15:10,550 --> 00:15:11,642 - Get outta here! 369 00:15:11,762 --> 00:15:13,894 Whoa, whoa, wait a sec, do that again. 370 00:15:13,910 --> 00:15:15,355 That? 371 00:15:15,356 --> 00:15:17,416 - That looks pretty cool. - Maybe we can go with the chicken thing. 372 00:15:17,496 --> 00:15:18,985 - Ah, no no, we're not going with the chicken... - The chicken boys! 373 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:21,822 - We're not changing the songs. - Got big problems with The Maniac! 374 00:15:21,902 --> 00:15:23,867 Big problem with The Maniac. 375 00:15:24,239 --> 00:15:25,923 Oh, what the hell did he do? Did he kill somebody? 376 00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:28,705 - Unpaid parking tickets. - Unpaid parking tickets? 377 00:15:28,848 --> 00:15:32,081 - Manic. - Oh my boy. My boys. 378 00:15:33,591 --> 00:15:35,476 Wait wait wait wait wait... 379 00:15:35,511 --> 00:15:37,314 You know what, 380 00:15:37,434 --> 00:15:39,559 The Manic loves you. 381 00:15:39,679 --> 00:15:41,149 Even with your... Wait, wait. 382 00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:43,540 Even with your f... I love you. 383 00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:45,527 We love you too, man. 384 00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:48,579 - Poor guy. - I don't love him. I don't love him at all 385 00:15:49,336 --> 00:15:50,900 You guys need a wrestler now. 386 00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:53,030 We should take The Trash Man out of retirement. 387 00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:55,669 That is not gonna happen, Frank. 388 00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:57,500 He's right, we do need a wrestler. I know. 389 00:15:57,501 --> 00:15:59,518 Guys, I'm thinking that maybe we should do it. Yeah. 390 00:15:59,598 --> 00:16:01,777 Right? We got the costumes, we got the passion! 391 00:16:01,857 --> 00:16:04,418 - We are just... Battling Cricket. - Just Cricket. 392 00:16:04,419 --> 00:16:06,239 Alright, Pigeon Boys! Let's do this! 393 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,541 No, we're not the Pigeon Boys. 394 00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:09,352 - Birds of War. - Chicken Boys! 395 00:16:09,353 --> 00:16:11,517 - Are we sticking with the Eagles. - Yes, we're Birds of War. 396 00:16:11,597 --> 00:16:14,357 - Let's just go with Bird. - We don't' even look like eagles. 397 00:16:14,426 --> 00:16:16,815 What kind of bird would we be? 398 00:16:20,096 --> 00:16:23,753 And now, the moment you all been waiting for. 399 00:16:24,105 --> 00:16:29,678 Introducing America's most hated terrorist. 400 00:16:30,036 --> 00:16:32,459 The Taliban. 401 00:16:36,507 --> 00:16:38,407 America sucks! 402 00:16:39,069 --> 00:16:41,496 The terrorists rule. Ah la la la! 403 00:16:41,865 --> 00:16:44,226 Ladies and gentlemen, 404 00:16:44,432 --> 00:16:48,398 get ready to take flight with... 405 00:16:48,518 --> 00:16:51,201 The Birds of War. 406 00:16:51,666 --> 00:16:53,564 What's up America. 407 00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:56,070 Hey troops! Hi guys! 408 00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:58,050 Drop a beat for us. You ready? 409 00:16:58,242 --> 00:17:01,452 Go! Clap! So so Clap! So clap! 410 00:17:06,071 --> 00:17:08,574 The eagles are out of ... 411 00:17:10,482 --> 00:17:12,550 It flies through the night... 412 00:17:13,871 --> 00:17:17,786 Don't you mess with it's heads now.... 413 00:17:17,821 --> 00:17:20,373 Or you'll see a fight. 414 00:17:22,086 --> 00:17:24,361 Yes, we have feathers, ah! 415 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,038 But the muscles are man. 416 00:17:28,073 --> 00:17:31,921 Ahh ahhh ah, cos we're Birds of War now! 417 00:17:33,091 --> 00:17:35,397 But we're also mans! 418 00:17:35,517 --> 00:17:37,977 Birds of War! 419 00:17:42,906 --> 00:17:44,917 They are not responding to the pageantry at all. 420 00:17:44,918 --> 00:17:46,528 The new second verse is completely ridiculous. 421 00:17:46,529 --> 00:17:48,022 The second verse is necessary to clarify... 422 00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:50,259 - Clarify what we are. - We're Mic, we're Mic-ed. 423 00:17:50,641 --> 00:17:52,716 - The microphones are on. - Are they hearing us? 424 00:17:52,796 --> 00:17:55,235 - Do the routine. - Go! 425 00:17:58,072 --> 00:18:00,587 The crow thing, the crow thing... 426 00:18:13,197 --> 00:18:14,693 No no cut it, cut it. 427 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,359 Not that one, I'm not doing that one. 428 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,372 Flip the tape over, the other song. 429 00:18:18,969 --> 00:18:21,429 This one goes out to a very special soldier. 430 00:18:21,509 --> 00:18:23,806 A Soldier of Fortune. 431 00:18:24,184 --> 00:18:26,160 I'm your real Desert Rose. 432 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,463 That strange woman you been hanging out with. 433 00:18:28,464 --> 00:18:30,081 She's an impostor. 434 00:18:30,201 --> 00:18:32,252 Baby... 435 00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:35,255 Yeah, bitch! 436 00:18:36,536 --> 00:18:38,606 She is a slut! 437 00:18:38,766 --> 00:18:40,731 You, you broke my nose. 438 00:18:41,111 --> 00:18:43,441 Yea Taliban! Ah la la la! 439 00:18:44,547 --> 00:18:46,972 - So, what do we do? What do we? - I think it started. 440 00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:51,395 Go go ahead. Jump in the ring and fight Cricket. 441 00:18:54,835 --> 00:18:57,069 I'm going, I'm going to get a little rough with you, okay? 442 00:18:57,412 --> 00:19:00,653 Oh, what is that? Sand? Oh, Jesus Christ. 443 00:19:05,001 --> 00:19:07,947 - Oh come on ref. Is that even legal? - I didn't see nothing. 444 00:19:08,067 --> 00:19:09,929 Yo, Cricket gone crazy man. 445 00:19:09,930 --> 00:19:12,301 - Shit, we can't let the Taliban win. - Alright, alright I got it. 446 00:19:12,312 --> 00:19:15,797 Alright Cricket, you son of a bitch, you think you're so tough huh? 447 00:19:16,232 --> 00:19:18,428 Stop throwing sand! Stop! 448 00:19:18,508 --> 00:19:20,118 Come on, bitch! You want some? 449 00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:21,671 I feel like if I come in there... 450 00:19:21,672 --> 00:19:24,496 You're just gonna throw sand in my eyes, so I'm gonna run away. 451 00:19:26,893 --> 00:19:30,226 America sucks! Terrorist rules! Yay! 452 00:19:31,865 --> 00:19:34,734 - Stop, you got me. - The Trash Man! 453 00:19:37,063 --> 00:19:39,393 Oh shit, are you okay Cricket? 454 00:19:41,864 --> 00:19:43,855 I must had an itch. 455 00:20:15,802 --> 00:20:18,492 I knew this shit wasn't fake. 456 00:20:18,692 --> 00:20:19,892 Sync, transcript, spellcheck by Ikatic 457 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 457 00:20:20,305 --> 00:20:26,845 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org