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Now, keep in mind
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we've been locked in this
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parking garage stairwell for
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like 20 minutes, dude.
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Okay, so then we turn
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around and what do we see?
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A scary homeless dude.
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And I'm like, "Oh, shit!"
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Yeah, and I'm like, uh, you
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know, like, I'm like, "What do
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we-- what do we do?" you know.
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And then Mac, he's just like--
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"Just chill!"
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And I'm like, "How do we chill,
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dude?"
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Yeah, and I'm all, "Oh, shit,
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he's gonna talk now."
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Yeah, and I'm-I'm all like,
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"How do you know he's gonna
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talk?"
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And I'm like, "Because his
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mouth is opening."
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And then he did talk.
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Yeah, and then he goes-- he
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goes, "I-I'll let you out of the
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stairwell, 'cause I have the
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key, because I'm the security
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guard instead."
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That's a cool story, huh?
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Right?
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Okay, so, uh, just so
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I'm clear on the story that you
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just told.
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It was about you guys
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getting locked in a garage
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stairwell for 20 or so minutes.
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And then a security guard
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came along, and the security
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guard let you out...?
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Well, yeah, but, I mean, it's
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how you tell the story that
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makes it good.
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How you told the story was by
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far the worst part of the story.
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You weren't even paying
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attention to us, dude.
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No, all you're doing is
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playing on that stupid phone.
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Why you rubbing on the
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phone?
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Let me rub on it.
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What-what are you doing?
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No, no, no, hey, hey, Frank!
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Get your greasy, fat sausage
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fingers off my touch screen
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phone.
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This thing's new.
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My fingers are not greasy.
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Uh, you have four sausage
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links in your pocket right now.
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Yeah, but I don't touch the
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sausage links.
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Why should I do that when I can
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let my shirt do the work.
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Watch.
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Mmm, no touching.
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My, God, you're an animal.
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SWEET DEE: Guess what,
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boners?
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I just got a part in an M. Night
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Shyamalan movie.
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What?!
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Yeah, I'm a featured actress,
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which means I'm going to be
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featured in the scene.
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What's an M. Night?
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Wow.
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Gross.
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M. Night Shyamalan, the Indian
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filmmaker from Philly.
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Oh, my God, this dude's a big
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deal, Frank.
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He's like a true to life, uh,
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Slumdog Millionaire.
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He always puts some like
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awesome twist at the end of his
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movies to trick the audience.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, like-like in
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TheSixth Sense,you find out
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that the dude, um, in that
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hairpiece the whole time--
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that's Bruce Willis the whole
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movie.
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That's not the twist.
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That's not the twist to that
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movie.
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That wasn't the twist?
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No.
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I'll tell you about it later.
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Watch it again. Watch it...
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There were a lot of twists...
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You know what?
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You're going to need a very
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crafty agent to squeeze
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everything out of this slumdog.
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I volunteer.
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And I decline.
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You are abusive and you smell
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like warm meat and I want you to
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leave me alone, 'cause this is
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really important for me.
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This is important for all of
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us, okay?
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This is an opportunity for
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Charlie and I to get M. Night
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our script.
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Since when do you and Charlie
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have a script?
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Since you walked in here and
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said you were in that movie.
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We're great storytellers.
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No, goddamn it!
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No, come on, don't involve
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yourselves in this.
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Dee, you involved us in this
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the second you walked in and
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told us about the movie.
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You really shouldn't have
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done that, you really should...
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Let's get to work!
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Ho!
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Ho! Let's get some beer.
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Dude, we gotta get some beer.
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Yeah!
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Whoa, whoa-- excuse me.
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Can I help you?
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Oh, great.
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Nonfat, sugar-free, vanilla soy
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latte-- three shots, no foam.
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Also, why don't you go ahead and
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let me in here so I can start my
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vocal warm-ups.
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Oh, I'm... I'm sorry.
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Who are you again?
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Dee Reynolds, featured
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actress. Yeah.
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Reynolds? Great.
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Could you send M. Night over,
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also?
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Because I have a couple
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questions regarding the detes
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of my character.
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Right.
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Says you're a "featured extra."
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Well, featured extra, featured
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actress-- what's the difference?
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Well, the difference is a
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featured actress usually
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auditions for the role, has
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lines, gets a trailer.
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Whereas a featured extra is a
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person whose headshot we pull
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off a pile, has no lines and
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sits in that tent over there
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till we're ready for her. Okay?
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Hmm, okay.
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Ah-ah-ah-ah...
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Where are we on the coffee
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situation?
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Because it's early and I am
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hungover.
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Go sit in the tent. Now.
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This tent?
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That one. Thank you.
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Yes, sir.
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This is hard.
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Hmm.
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I mean, 'cause I want the
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movie to be big, right?
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You know?
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And, like, a box office smash.
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And we want to put, like, a lot
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of meat in the seats, you know?
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Yeah. Yeah. You know what
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I'm thinking, dude?
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You know what I'm thinking?
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Something that's happening in
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Hollywood that's, like, pretty
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cool.
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They take an underrated actor,
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right, whose career's in a
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slump, and then they make him a
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star again.
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That is awesome, right?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, let's do that.
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Yeah, so who's the most
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underrated actor of all time?
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It's Dolph Lundgren.
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Correct. Why?
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Well, because of his, uh,
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spiky hair.
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Yep.
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His ice-cold demeanor and his
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big muscles.
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Absolutely. Okay. All right.
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All right, so we have our actor.
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Okay, that's great.
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Now we need a really great role
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for him.
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You know what I was thinking?
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Scientists are cool.
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What if he's a scientist?
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Okay. Okay, a muscular
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scientist.
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I'm into that.
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Right.
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As long as we don't cover up
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that body with a lab coat, bro.
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No, dude.
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He's wearing, like, a hot mesh
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tank top.
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I like that.
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Now, does he, like, fight crime
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or something?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah-- he fights
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crime, uh, with his brain and
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his brawn.
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Should we be writing this down?
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Okay, brains...
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Brawn.
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Brawn.
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Muscles... oh! Dude!
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Yeah?
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I just got a Shyamalan twist
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to put in this bad boy.
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Okay. Lay it on me.
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What if this scientist runs
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around on all fours?
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Why would he run on all
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fours?
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It's a science experiment
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with a dog that goes absolutely
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haywire.
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Suddenly, he wakes up with the
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ability to run around like
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a hound.
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You know?
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We're not making the lead of
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our big-budget action movie half
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dog.
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No, not half dog, he's all
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dog.
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Then why are we casting Dolph
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Lundgren?
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That will be the twist.
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Dolph Lundgren will be the voice
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of this dog.
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That's not a twist.
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That's a completely different
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movie about a talking dog
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scientist with the voice of
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Dolph Lundgren.
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All right, you know what?
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Check this out.
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What if it's a man with a few
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dog-like qualities like, uh,
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heightened sense of smell...
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Jesus Christ, Charlie.
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Or licking, or, um...
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There's no-- w-wait a second.
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A heightened sense of smell?
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What if he can smell crime?
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What if he smells crime!
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Dude, dude-dude-dude
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dude-dude-dude-dude!
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What if he can smell crime
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before it even happens?
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Holy shit, dude, that's
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amazing!
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Smells crime before it even
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happens!
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Yes, dude!
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Yes! Yes!
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What if his entire head is just
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one big nose?!
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Write that down!
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I like that!
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It's one big nose on Dolph
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Lundgren's body.
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Oh, shit!
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Whoa!
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What?
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No, no-no-no-no-no.
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What are you two doing here?
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Well, since you've declined
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my offer to be your agent, I've
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since taken on Dennis as a
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client.
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Denis has that "I don't give a
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shit" attitude, which is
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perfect for Hollywood, right,
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Dennis?
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I-I really don't care.
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See? See?
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Why do you want to be
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everybody's agent all of a
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sudden?
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Because that's where the
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money is.
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What do you do?
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You just put things together,
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you sit back, you collect ten
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percent and you let the client
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do all the work.
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Dennis doesn't give a shit,
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right?
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Stop talking to me.
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Perfect.
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Okay, well, you can't just
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walk in here and get a part in
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the movie.
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It's not how it works.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Yes?
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Can my client have a part in
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your movie?
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Sure. Here.
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Fill out this form.
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You do it.
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I'll do it.
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Unbelievable!
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Hold on a second.
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Hey, hey, assistant?
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Hey. Hi, when's somebody going
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to tell me what my part is?
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What is your name again?
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Dee Reynolds, I'm your
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featured extra.
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Right, you're a corpse.
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A corpse.
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Mm-hmm.
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Like a zombie roaming through
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the streets, looking for dead
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bodies kind of corpse?
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Nope. Like a dead corpse.
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Just a dead corpse.
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A lifeless body, lying in the
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street.
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Okay, all right.
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We'll call you when we're
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ready for makeup.
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I know, I know, but hold on a
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second. I have one more...
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Don't be... Don't walk away from
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me.
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He just... He'll be back.
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Dee, Jesus, you come off so
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desperate.
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Oh, Hollywood, Hollywood!
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Hollywood!
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Hey, guys.
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No, get out of here.
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What is that?
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What are you guys doing here?
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We in a Hollywood situation.
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Yeah.
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Dennis just got a part in the
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movie.
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Sweet, dude. Thump it.
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Uh.
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Don't want to?
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All right, so, uh... so where's
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the slumdog?
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We're ready for him.
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Oh, you finished the script
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already?
385
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No, not exactly.
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Yeah, we, uh... we didn't want
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to get locked into anything, so
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we came up with a pitch instead.
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It's more like a series of
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ideas in no particular order,
391
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you know?
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Yeah, we'll work out the
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kinks later.
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Yeah.
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Oh, you hit a brick wall,
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huh?
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Mm.
398
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Yeah. Dennis can help you
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with that.
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He is good at coming up with
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awesome words.
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You know, I wouldn't rule it
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out.
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You have to sign him on as a
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producer. That okay?
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Dennis, you want to be a
407
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producer?
408
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Yeah.
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Sorry.
410
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All right, we'll work out the
411
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detes later, man.
412
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Bro, maybe we got to find,
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like, a cooler place.
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Could we get a place with
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some A/C on?
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Let's have a meeting.
417
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All right.
418
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Let's have a meeting and some
419
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A/C, man.
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Leave it to me.
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All right, you guys got 30
422
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seconds. Blow my mind.
423
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Blow his mind.
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Okay, okay, okay.
425
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Okay, okay, okay, all right,
426
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guys, guys, it's the prequel to
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The Sixth Sense.
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The Fifth Sense--the sense of
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smell.
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Imagine a super-ripped, super-
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smart scientist in a mesh tank
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top... named Doctor...
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Dolph Lundgren.
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No, that's-that's not his
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name.
436
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It's... He's played by Dolph
437
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Lundgren, but that's not the
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character's name.
439
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No. It could be the
440
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character's name.
441
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No. That's...
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A doctor played by Dolph
443
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Lundgren named Dolph Lundgren?
444
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Yeah.
445
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That's confusing to me.
446
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That's...
447
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No. More confusing than
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making up an entirely new name
449
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for a person?
450
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That's gonna confuse people.
451
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I'm taking over.
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I'm taking over.
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You are losing me.
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Okay, okay. All right, all
455
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right, all right...
456
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Imagine a super-smart, ripped
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scientist played...
458
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by Dolph Lundgren...
459
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Played...
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...who-- after a terrible
461
00:09:03,731 --> 00:09:05,231
accident in his lab-- blows off
462
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his nose...
463
00:09:06,231 --> 00:09:07,031
Oh.
464
00:09:07,031 --> 00:09:08,364
After reconstructive surgery,
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he soon realizes that he smells
466
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something that stinks.
467
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Crime...
468
00:09:18,598 --> 00:09:19,764
This doctor smells crime?
469
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Possibly also runs around
470
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like a hound.
471
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No, he doesn't run...!
472
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I have to say don't rule it
473
00:09:23,398 --> 00:09:25,064
out-- it's possible.
474
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I didn't agree to that.
475
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It's not in any of our notes.
476
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He might run around like a
477
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hound.
478
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What do you think?
479
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Okay... all right, first
480
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things first.
481
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You guys got to type some of
482
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this shit out and get organized,
483
00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:33,664
for Chrissakes.
484
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Get your shit together.
485
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Come on, I mean, that's
486
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ridiculous.
487
00:09:36,298 --> 00:09:37,631
Now, in terms of the story,
488
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uh, clearly it's brilliant.
489
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It's amazing...
490
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Great idea, brilliant idea.
491
00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:44,264
...and I like it a lot, but
492
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there is one critical element
493
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that's missing.
494
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It needs a sexual punch-up.
495
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We need to get a female lead
496
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character in there that Dolph
497
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can bang throughout the whole
498
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movie.
499
00:09:52,164 --> 00:09:53,098
Yeah, I kind of hate women,
500
00:09:53,098 --> 00:09:54,098
though.
501
00:09:54,098 --> 00:09:55,098
Oh.
502
00:09:55,098 --> 00:09:56,031
I feel like they just slow
503
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action movies down, too.
504
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Right.
505
00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:58,631
No, Mac, see, you're dead
506
00:09:58,631 --> 00:09:59,498
wrong on that.
507
00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:00,231
You're dead wrong.
508
00:10:00,231 --> 00:10:02,064
See, one of the problems with
509
00:10:02,064 --> 00:10:03,364
Shyamalan's movies is that they
510
00:10:03,364 --> 00:10:05,064
lack a certain eroticism.
511
00:10:05,064 --> 00:10:07,131
What if we were to bring... an
512
00:10:07,131 --> 00:10:08,564
incredibly hot but skeptical
513
00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:10,264
female lab partner into the mix?
514
00:10:10,264 --> 00:10:11,298
And then that way, whenever
515
00:10:11,298 --> 00:10:12,631
Dolph's not out busting heads
516
00:10:12,631 --> 00:10:14,364
because he smelled crime, he's
517
00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,464
back at the lab performing
518
00:10:15,464 --> 00:10:17,998
outrageous sexual experiments on
519
00:10:17,998 --> 00:10:20,298
her supple young body.
520
00:10:20,298 --> 00:10:21,998
Now, here's the twist, and there
521
00:10:21,998 --> 00:10:25,098
is a twist.
522
00:10:25,098 --> 00:10:27,664
We show it.
523
00:10:27,664 --> 00:10:29,698
We show all of it.
524
00:10:29,698 --> 00:10:31,231
Because what's the one major
525
00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,631
thing missing from all action
526
00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:35,731
movies these days, guys?
527
00:10:35,731 --> 00:10:37,031
Full penetration.
528
00:10:37,031 --> 00:10:38,698
Guys, we're going to show full
529
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penetration, and we're going to
530
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show a lot of it.
531
00:10:42,164 --> 00:10:43,164
I mean, we're talking, you know,
532
00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:45,198
graphic scenes of Dolph Lundgren
533
00:10:45,198 --> 00:10:47,298
really going to town on this
534
00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:48,264
hot, young lab tech.
535
00:10:48,264 --> 00:10:50,064
From behind, 69, anal,
536
00:10:50,064 --> 00:10:52,331
vaginal, cowgirl, reverse
537
00:10:52,331 --> 00:10:53,998
cowgirl-- all the hits, all the
538
00:10:53,998 --> 00:10:55,531
big ones, all the good ones.
539
00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:56,764
And then he smells crime again.
540
00:10:56,764 --> 00:10:57,598
He's out busting heads.
541
00:10:57,598 --> 00:10:59,031
Then he's back to the lab for
542
00:10:59,031 --> 00:11:00,098
some more full penetration.
543
00:11:00,098 --> 00:11:02,164
Smells crime, back to the lab,
544
00:11:02,164 --> 00:11:03,131
full penetration.
545
00:11:03,131 --> 00:11:04,398
Crime, penetration, crime, full
546
00:11:04,398 --> 00:11:05,998
penetration, crime,
547
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:06,664
penetration...
548
00:11:06,664 --> 00:11:08,098
And this goes on and on, and
549
00:11:08,098 --> 00:11:09,531
back and forth for 90 or so
550
00:11:09,531 --> 00:11:10,664
minutes until the movie just
551
00:11:10,664 --> 00:11:14,664
sort of ends.
552
00:11:18,631 --> 00:11:20,331
That is brilliant!
553
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:21,698
That is the most brilliant movie
554
00:11:21,698 --> 00:11:23,731
I've ever heard in my life.
555
00:11:23,731 --> 00:11:25,464
I think audiences are going
556
00:11:25,464 --> 00:11:26,698
to be very uncomfortable seeing
557
00:11:26,698 --> 00:11:29,331
Dolph Lundgren's naked penis
558
00:11:29,331 --> 00:11:31,364
going into this young girl that
559
00:11:31,364 --> 00:11:32,498
you're talking about.
560
00:11:32,498 --> 00:11:33,598
Yeah, just to be clear,
561
00:11:33,598 --> 00:11:36,064
though, I don't care either way.
562
00:11:36,064 --> 00:11:37,298
Well, it was worth it, you
563
00:11:37,298 --> 00:11:38,298
know, 'cause we got the chick
564
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:38,998
thing out of it.
565
00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:39,598
Yeah, 30 seconds.
566
00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:40,464
So this is good.
567
00:11:40,464 --> 00:11:41,464
Okay, all right, well, maybe
568
00:11:41,464 --> 00:11:42,464
we should type this stuff up and
569
00:11:42,464 --> 00:11:43,464
then Frank will be in touch.
570
00:11:43,464 --> 00:11:44,298
Yeah...
571
00:11:44,298 --> 00:11:45,098
Okay, we'll type it up.
572
00:11:45,098 --> 00:11:46,431
We'll type it up and think about
573
00:11:46,431 --> 00:11:47,331
the representation thing.
574
00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:48,331
Definitely, dude, definitely.
575
00:11:48,331 --> 00:11:49,031
Okay, okay.
576
00:11:49,031 --> 00:11:50,031
You don't have to rep him,
577
00:11:50,031 --> 00:11:50,998
you could just rep me.
578
00:11:50,998 --> 00:11:51,998
All right, let me just get
579
00:11:51,998 --> 00:11:52,664
all this stuff.
580
00:11:52,664 --> 00:11:53,731
We're not a writing team.
581
00:11:53,731 --> 00:11:54,431
Okay, are we good?
582
00:11:54,431 --> 00:11:55,231
Yeah, we're good.
583
00:11:55,231 --> 00:11:55,998
Okay, we're good?
584
00:11:55,998 --> 00:11:56,731
Go ahead, Charlie.
585
00:11:56,731 --> 00:11:57,698
Okay, we'll get...
586
00:11:57,698 --> 00:11:58,998
Frank, I write better without
587
00:11:58,998 --> 00:11:59,598
him, so... okay.
588
00:12:00,598 --> 00:12:02,998
Okay, cool.
589
00:12:06,531 --> 00:12:07,231
The Fifth Sense?
590
00:12:07,231 --> 00:12:07,531
Mm-hmm.
591
00:12:07,531 --> 00:12:08,764
Here we go, here we go.
592
00:12:08,764 --> 00:12:11,598
Write, write, write a couple
593
00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:12,631
words.
594
00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:14,764
The... Fifth...
595
00:12:14,764 --> 00:12:15,698
Dude, go faster.
596
00:12:15,698 --> 00:12:17,131
Hold on, hold on. I can't.
597
00:12:17,131 --> 00:12:18,031
Go faster.
598
00:12:18,031 --> 00:12:19,264
Ah! I got it in my head.
599
00:12:19,264 --> 00:12:20,398
I just, I can't type it fast
600
00:12:20,398 --> 00:12:20,664
enough.
601
00:12:20,664 --> 00:12:21,631
You can't type it at all.
602
00:12:21,631 --> 00:12:22,664
If I could type more better,
603
00:12:22,664 --> 00:12:23,431
then I think it would come...
604
00:12:23,431 --> 00:12:24,531
Maybe we should get somebody
605
00:12:24,531 --> 00:12:25,398
else who can type.
606
00:12:25,398 --> 00:12:26,531
Mm-hmm.
607
00:12:26,531 --> 00:12:28,031
Look at her, dude.
608
00:12:28,031 --> 00:12:29,598
Might be good to have an older
609
00:12:29,598 --> 00:12:30,664
lady in the mix, right?
610
00:12:30,664 --> 00:12:32,264
Sort of a workhorse secretary?
611
00:12:32,264 --> 00:12:33,731
Yeah, I don't care for her
612
00:12:33,731 --> 00:12:35,098
demographic.
613
00:12:35,098 --> 00:12:36,364
I find them judgmental.
614
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:37,098
Hmm.
615
00:12:37,098 --> 00:12:38,131
You know what I mean?
616
00:12:38,131 --> 00:12:38,598
Mm-hmm.
617
00:12:38,598 --> 00:12:40,198
We need someone more our...
618
00:12:40,198 --> 00:12:41,598
hello.
619
00:12:41,598 --> 00:12:42,631
Check out this one over here.
620
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,264
Does he look Indian to you at
621
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:44,764
all?
622
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,731
Oh, yes, dude.
623
00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:47,431
It would be great to have an
624
00:12:47,431 --> 00:12:48,464
Indian in our corner, right?
625
00:12:48,464 --> 00:12:49,498
Oh, my God, they're natural
626
00:12:49,498 --> 00:12:50,331
storytellers.
627
00:12:50,331 --> 00:12:51,431
They're great with twists.
628
00:12:51,431 --> 00:12:52,631
Psst! Psst.
629
00:12:52,631 --> 00:12:56,231
Dude. Uh, where are you from?
630
00:12:56,231 --> 00:12:57,198
Baltimore.
631
00:12:57,198 --> 00:12:59,164
Right, right.
632
00:12:59,164 --> 00:13:00,031
Baltimore. Sure, yeah.
633
00:13:00,031 --> 00:13:01,064
Where are your parents from?
634
00:13:01,064 --> 00:13:02,264
Jersey.
635
00:13:02,264 --> 00:13:03,431
Oh. All right, getting
636
00:13:03,431 --> 00:13:04,131
nowhere here.
637
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,531
You're so...
638
00:13:05,531 --> 00:13:07,398
Yeah, well, ah...
639
00:13:07,398 --> 00:13:09,064
Is anyone in your family from
640
00:13:09,064 --> 00:13:10,731
India?
641
00:13:10,731 --> 00:13:11,731
Pakistan.
642
00:13:11,731 --> 00:13:13,398
Pakistan, now, that's...
643
00:13:13,398 --> 00:13:14,164
Well, isn't...?
644
00:13:14,164 --> 00:13:15,098
...a country somewhere.
645
00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:15,698
So where is...?
646
00:13:15,698 --> 00:13:16,564
Yeah, what's the difference
647
00:13:16,564 --> 00:13:17,398
between that and...?
648
00:13:17,398 --> 00:13:18,698
Well, they're right next to
649
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,131
each other-- both countries.
650
00:13:20,131 --> 00:13:21,764
That's perfect.
651
00:13:21,764 --> 00:13:22,498
Perfect.
652
00:13:22,498 --> 00:13:23,498
That's close enough, dude.
653
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:24,264
There's probably a lot of
654
00:13:24,264 --> 00:13:24,764
going back and forth.
655
00:13:24,764 --> 00:13:25,731
Yeah, Pakistanis are probably
656
00:13:25,731 --> 00:13:26,764
great with twists, too, in their
657
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,064
own kind of way, you know?
658
00:13:28,064 --> 00:13:29,298
How'd you like to be in the
659
00:13:29,298 --> 00:13:30,664
movie business?
660
00:13:30,664 --> 00:13:31,731
Ma'am, how're you doing on
661
00:13:31,731 --> 00:13:32,598
makeup in there?
662
00:13:32,598 --> 00:13:33,398
We're ready.
663
00:13:33,398 --> 00:13:35,164
Well, I'm okay, but I feel
664
00:13:35,164 --> 00:13:36,431
like maybe they used a little
665
00:13:36,431 --> 00:13:37,064
too much blood.
666
00:13:37,064 --> 00:13:37,998
Ma'am, we need to move here.
667
00:13:37,998 --> 00:13:39,331
Let's go. Let's go.
668
00:13:39,331 --> 00:13:41,264
My gut feeling is they went a
669
00:13:41,264 --> 00:13:42,164
little overboard.
670
00:13:42,164 --> 00:13:43,164
I mean, can you even tell that
671
00:13:43,164 --> 00:13:43,431
it's me?
672
00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:44,464
Yeah, it's perfect.
673
00:13:44,464 --> 00:13:45,164
It's perfect.
674
00:13:45,164 --> 00:13:46,164
We just, uh, we need to pair you
675
00:13:46,164 --> 00:13:47,231
up with a husband for the shot.
676
00:13:47,231 --> 00:13:47,764
A husband?
677
00:13:47,764 --> 00:13:48,431
Yeah.
678
00:13:48,431 --> 00:13:49,231
How about this guy right
679
00:13:49,231 --> 00:13:49,498
here?
680
00:13:49,498 --> 00:13:50,231
That'll work.
681
00:13:50,231 --> 00:13:50,564
That'll work.
682
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:52,598
Holy shit, Dee.
683
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:53,564
This is like...
684
00:13:53,564 --> 00:13:54,998
Wow, I could barely tell that
685
00:13:54,998 --> 00:13:55,598
was you.
686
00:13:55,598 --> 00:13:56,498
I mean, what did they dip you
687
00:13:56,498 --> 00:13:57,498
by your heels into the blood?
688
00:13:57,498 --> 00:13:58,331
That's ridiculous.
689
00:13:58,331 --> 00:13:59,164
That looks so stupid.
690
00:13:59,164 --> 00:14:00,398
Frank had them go a little
691
00:14:00,398 --> 00:14:01,598
more subtle with me so you could
692
00:14:01,598 --> 00:14:02,598
see my face-- I'd be featured.
693
00:14:02,598 --> 00:14:03,131
This?!
694
00:14:03,131 --> 00:14:03,598
Yeah.
695
00:14:03,598 --> 00:14:04,464
This is it?!
696
00:14:04,464 --> 00:14:05,031
Yeah.
697
00:14:05,031 --> 00:14:05,731
How the hell did you manage
698
00:14:05,731 --> 00:14:06,398
that?
699
00:14:06,398 --> 00:14:07,331
You know, I'm working my ass
700
00:14:07,331 --> 00:14:07,598
off.
701
00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:08,598
Corpses, let go now!
702
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:09,698
Go on. Go on, go on.
703
00:14:09,698 --> 00:14:11,098
Go on. Go on, will you?
704
00:14:11,098 --> 00:14:11,664
Whatever.
705
00:14:11,664 --> 00:14:12,598
Go ahead.
706
00:14:12,598 --> 00:14:13,531
Everybody focus, get down
707
00:14:13,531 --> 00:14:14,531
now.
708
00:14:14,531 --> 00:14:15,498
Very simple shot.
709
00:14:15,498 --> 00:14:16,164
Lot to do today.
710
00:14:16,164 --> 00:14:16,631
Lot to do.
711
00:14:16,631 --> 00:14:17,698
I need all corpses lying down.
712
00:14:17,698 --> 00:14:18,998
We are losing light, people.
713
00:14:18,998 --> 00:14:19,464
Let's go.
714
00:14:19,464 --> 00:14:20,664
Ma'am, I need you to turn over.
715
00:14:20,664 --> 00:14:21,664
Okay, I need you face down,
716
00:14:21,664 --> 00:14:22,531
all right?
717
00:14:22,531 --> 00:14:23,198
Face down?
718
00:14:23,198 --> 00:14:23,664
Yes.
719
00:14:23,664 --> 00:14:25,031
Oh, no, 'cause then you won't
720
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:25,998
be able to see my face.
721
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,098
Face down or in the pile of
722
00:14:27,098 --> 00:14:27,564
bodies over there.
723
00:14:27,564 --> 00:14:29,431
You pick it.
724
00:14:29,431 --> 00:14:30,698
Face down.
725
00:14:30,698 --> 00:14:31,464
That's what I thought.
726
00:14:31,464 --> 00:14:32,564
All right, energy, energy.
727
00:14:32,564 --> 00:14:34,064
But you're dead-- dead energy.
728
00:14:34,064 --> 00:14:34,764
Dead energy, here we go.
729
00:14:34,764 --> 00:14:35,698
I get it. I get it.
730
00:14:35,698 --> 00:14:37,031
Okay, so he's on the edge of
731
00:14:37,031 --> 00:14:38,098
this cliff throwing his nose off
732
00:14:38,098 --> 00:14:39,564
in the ocean because he's at the
733
00:14:39,564 --> 00:14:40,464
happiest point of his life.
734
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:41,564
No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no.
735
00:14:41,564 --> 00:14:43,064
This is the scientist's lowest
736
00:14:43,064 --> 00:14:44,431
point in the movie.
737
00:14:44,431 --> 00:14:46,564
Okay, here he throws his nose
738
00:14:46,564 --> 00:14:48,364
off the cliff into the ocean,
739
00:14:48,364 --> 00:14:49,431
because he's rejecting his life
740
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:53,764
as a savior of all of mankind.
741
00:14:53,764 --> 00:14:55,998
I finally just got it.
742
00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:57,664
Oh, bro, that is...
743
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:58,764
Bro, that is deep shit, man.
744
00:14:58,764 --> 00:14:59,431
That's nice, nice...
745
00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:00,298
That's awesome.
746
00:15:00,298 --> 00:15:01,298
It's nice.
747
00:15:01,298 --> 00:15:02,431
Where are you landing on the
748
00:15:02,431 --> 00:15:03,331
full penetration?
749
00:15:03,331 --> 00:15:04,264
Oh, I'm into it.
750
00:15:04,264 --> 00:15:05,264
Big time-- sleeping around.
751
00:15:05,264 --> 00:15:06,298
The Injun says yes, so
752
00:15:06,298 --> 00:15:07,564
that's what we're doing.
753
00:15:07,564 --> 00:15:08,464
It's done, it's on.
754
00:15:08,464 --> 00:15:09,531
Uh, but, but, I, I...
755
00:15:09,531 --> 00:15:11,298
I mean, the title...
756
00:15:11,298 --> 00:15:12,464
Uh, yeah, the title is...
757
00:15:12,464 --> 00:15:13,531
The title sucks.
758
00:15:13,531 --> 00:15:14,198
Come on.
759
00:15:14,198 --> 00:15:14,698
The title sucks.
760
00:15:14,698 --> 00:15:15,531
The Fifth Sense?
761
00:15:15,531 --> 00:15:16,531
I mean, it's stupid.
762
00:15:16,531 --> 00:15:17,198
Yeah.
763
00:15:17,198 --> 00:15:18,164
Who came up, who came up
764
00:15:18,164 --> 00:15:18,664
with that?
765
00:15:18,664 --> 00:15:19,564
Stupid, man.
766
00:15:19,564 --> 00:15:20,564
Come on, man.
767
00:15:20,564 --> 00:15:21,431
Stupid.
768
00:15:21,431 --> 00:15:22,264
Stupid.
769
00:15:22,264 --> 00:15:23,398
Um, so why don't you type out
770
00:15:23,398 --> 00:15:24,464
this whole movie real quick and
771
00:15:24,464 --> 00:15:25,598
we'll go sell it to Shyamalan?
772
00:15:25,598 --> 00:15:26,264
Yeah.
773
00:15:26,264 --> 00:15:27,131
Oh, no, I don't write.
774
00:15:27,131 --> 00:15:29,631
I'm a big picture kind of guy.
775
00:15:29,631 --> 00:15:30,731
You don't write?
776
00:15:30,731 --> 00:15:33,998
No, I...
777
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,664
Hello?
778
00:15:40,664 --> 00:15:41,564
Dennis, hey.
779
00:15:41,564 --> 00:15:42,698
We hit a wall on the pitch.
780
00:15:42,698 --> 00:15:44,064
Uh, what pitch is that, man?
781
00:15:44,064 --> 00:15:45,531
The pitch of the movie that
782
00:15:45,531 --> 00:15:46,231
you're a producer on.
783
00:15:46,231 --> 00:15:47,498
Oh, yeah, that thing.
784
00:15:47,498 --> 00:15:48,598
Yeah, what's up with that?
785
00:15:48,598 --> 00:15:49,598
We realized that none of us
786
00:15:49,598 --> 00:15:50,498
are writers.
787
00:15:50,498 --> 00:15:51,464
So we decided to play to our
788
00:15:51,464 --> 00:15:53,331
strengths and make a poster.
789
00:15:53,331 --> 00:15:54,531
What tells a person about a
790
00:15:54,531 --> 00:15:55,698
movie better than a picture of
791
00:15:55,698 --> 00:15:57,164
what the movie is?
792
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,098
What are your thoughts?
793
00:15:58,098 --> 00:15:59,464
Uh, what are my thoughts?
794
00:15:59,464 --> 00:16:00,564
My thoughts are, "That's
795
00:16:00,564 --> 00:16:01,231
brilliant."
796
00:16:01,231 --> 00:16:01,731
I think it's cool.
797
00:16:01,731 --> 00:16:02,464
Cut!
798
00:16:02,464 --> 00:16:03,464
Huh?
799
00:16:03,464 --> 00:16:04,131
What are you doing?
800
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:04,731
Oh, shit, were you guys
801
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:05,464
rolling on that?
802
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,531
Yes, we were rolling on that.
803
00:16:06,531 --> 00:16:07,764
Do not talk on your phone during
804
00:16:07,764 --> 00:16:09,098
the shot, okay?
805
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:10,364
And you, ma'am?
806
00:16:10,364 --> 00:16:11,464
Oh, me?
807
00:16:11,464 --> 00:16:12,564
Do not roll over during the
808
00:16:12,564 --> 00:16:13,431
shot.
809
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:14,098
Oh, I know.
810
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,064
But, you know what, I thought
811
00:16:15,064 --> 00:16:15,531
about it.
812
00:16:15,531 --> 00:16:16,764
I feel like it's better if I'm
813
00:16:16,764 --> 00:16:17,431
right side up.
814
00:16:17,431 --> 00:16:18,398
Back over.
815
00:16:18,398 --> 00:16:19,264
"Back over."
816
00:16:19,264 --> 00:16:20,631
Face down on the hot cement.
817
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,198
Let's roll it again, people.
818
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:24,498
Yeah, again!
819
00:16:31,131 --> 00:16:33,298
Brains...
820
00:16:34,264 --> 00:16:34,764
Brains...
821
00:16:34,764 --> 00:16:36,531
Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!
822
00:16:36,531 --> 00:16:37,298
Cut! Cut!
823
00:16:37,298 --> 00:16:38,531
What the hell are you doing?
824
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:39,198
Huh?
825
00:16:39,664 --> 00:16:40,731
Why are you saying "brains"?
826
00:16:40,731 --> 00:16:42,031
Oh, 'cause it's a zombie
827
00:16:42,031 --> 00:16:42,498
movie.
828
00:16:42,498 --> 00:16:43,531
It's like the Shyamalan twist.
829
00:16:43,531 --> 00:16:44,531
I figured it out.
830
00:16:44,531 --> 00:16:46,098
This is not a zombie movie.
831
00:16:46,098 --> 00:16:47,498
It's a movie about Serbian
832
00:16:47,498 --> 00:16:48,164
genocide.
833
00:16:48,731 --> 00:16:49,698
Really? Huh...
834
00:16:49,698 --> 00:16:50,531
You, sir!
835
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:51,631
Yes, sir, your phone-- it's
836
00:16:51,631 --> 00:16:52,498
ringing!
837
00:16:52,498 --> 00:16:53,164
Oh, yeah.
838
00:16:53,164 --> 00:16:54,464
No, I know, but listen, man.
839
00:16:54,464 --> 00:16:55,498
If you don't let me answer it
840
00:16:55,498 --> 00:16:56,731
and solve my boys' problems,
841
00:16:56,731 --> 00:16:57,764
then the phone's going to ring.
842
00:16:57,764 --> 00:16:59,164
You can't have it both ways.
843
00:16:59,164 --> 00:17:00,164
Can I talk or not?
844
00:17:00,164 --> 00:17:00,131
Yeah, I've got to agree with
845
00:17:00,131 --> 00:17:00,998
him on that one, buddy.
846
00:17:00,998 --> 00:17:01,731
I mean, you're not being very
847
00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:02,498
clear; which is it?
848
00:17:02,498 --> 00:17:03,531
Turn your phone off!
849
00:17:03,531 --> 00:17:05,431
You, miss-- don't improvise!
850
00:17:05,431 --> 00:17:06,298
Let's go!
851
00:17:06,298 --> 00:17:07,298
Okay, you know what?
852
00:17:07,298 --> 00:17:08,564
I've had about enough of you
853
00:17:08,564 --> 00:17:10,564
dicking me around all day, okay?
854
00:17:10,564 --> 00:17:11,564
Where is M. Night?
855
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:12,431
I have questions for him.
856
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:14,031
Oh, no. Mr. Shyamalan isn't
857
00:17:14,031 --> 00:17:14,731
directing this unit.
858
00:17:14,731 --> 00:17:16,031
This is a simple pickup shot.
859
00:17:16,031 --> 00:17:16,731
Hold on a second.
860
00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:17,531
Hold on a second.
861
00:17:17,531 --> 00:17:18,764
Where the hell is M. Night?
862
00:17:18,764 --> 00:17:19,598
He's not here?
863
00:17:19,598 --> 00:17:20,464
No.
864
00:17:20,464 --> 00:17:21,398
What the hell's going on
865
00:17:21,398 --> 00:17:22,064
here?
866
00:17:22,064 --> 00:17:23,064
Well, he won't get off his
867
00:17:23,064 --> 00:17:23,531
phone, for starters.
868
00:17:23,531 --> 00:17:24,431
Give me your phone, Dennis.
869
00:17:24,431 --> 00:17:25,298
What?
870
00:17:25,298 --> 00:17:26,398
Give me your phone.
871
00:17:26,398 --> 00:17:27,198
I heard that.
872
00:17:27,198 --> 00:17:28,198
No, I'll tell you exactly
873
00:17:28,198 --> 00:17:29,031
what's going on.
874
00:17:29,031 --> 00:17:29,764
This guy has been treating me
875
00:17:29,764 --> 00:17:31,131
like a dick wad all day long,
876
00:17:31,131 --> 00:17:32,064
and I don't appreciate it.
877
00:17:32,064 --> 00:17:33,398
All right, I'm going to fix
878
00:17:33,398 --> 00:17:34,131
it, hon.
879
00:17:34,131 --> 00:17:35,098
Thank you.
880
00:17:35,098 --> 00:17:36,431
Fire both of them and I'll
881
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,364
take their spot.
882
00:17:37,364 --> 00:17:38,098
What?!
883
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:38,764
Done. You're both fired.
884
00:17:38,764 --> 00:17:40,031
What-- hold on a second.
885
00:17:40,031 --> 00:17:40,664
What are you talking about,
886
00:17:40,664 --> 00:17:41,531
Frank?
887
00:17:41,531 --> 00:17:42,631
Being an agent is crap.
888
00:17:42,631 --> 00:17:43,764
I want to be an extra, lay
889
00:17:43,764 --> 00:17:44,531
around doing dick.
890
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:45,664
Great. Both of you, get your
891
00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:47,031
shit out of the tent.
892
00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:47,531
Get out of here.
893
00:17:47,531 --> 00:17:48,398
All right, fine.
894
00:17:48,398 --> 00:17:49,464
Hey, give me my phone back,
895
00:17:49,464 --> 00:17:50,131
Frank.
896
00:17:50,131 --> 00:17:51,198
Just to be clear, pal, I don't
897
00:17:51,198 --> 00:17:52,131
care about any of this.
898
00:17:52,131 --> 00:17:53,331
I got my own thing going on,
899
00:17:53,331 --> 00:17:53,998
so...
900
00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:55,464
I just gave you the old
901
00:17:55,464 --> 00:17:56,331
Shyamalan twist.
902
00:17:56,331 --> 00:17:57,398
Ah, maybe you did, maybe you
903
00:17:57,398 --> 00:17:58,598
didn't, but I'll tell you what.
904
00:17:58,598 --> 00:18:03,131
I don't care, either.
905
00:18:03,131 --> 00:18:04,664
All right, what do I do?
906
00:18:04,664 --> 00:18:06,098
Hey-oh!
907
00:18:06,098 --> 00:18:07,331
Hey! Where is he, dude?
908
00:18:07,331 --> 00:18:08,098
Where's Night?
909
00:18:08,098 --> 00:18:09,131
We got it! We got it!
910
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,098
Dude! Dude, we totally got
911
00:18:10,098 --> 00:18:10,564
it.
912
00:18:10,564 --> 00:18:12,998
Brace yourself! Brace yourself!
913
00:18:12,998 --> 00:18:16,464
Crime Stinks: The Smell of
914
00:18:16,464 --> 00:18:18,031
Penetration.
915
00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,031
He "Nose" the Truth.
916
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:19,764
Oh, okay.
917
00:18:19,764 --> 00:18:20,431
Get it?
918
00:18:20,431 --> 00:18:21,298
Yeah, I get it.
919
00:18:21,298 --> 00:18:21,764
You get it?
920
00:18:21,764 --> 00:18:22,631
Yeah, I, I get it.
921
00:18:22,631 --> 00:18:23,764
Now, there is a lot going on
922
00:18:23,764 --> 00:18:24,431
there with Dolph.
923
00:18:24,431 --> 00:18:25,431
We had to make some artistic
924
00:18:25,431 --> 00:18:26,431
compromises; I think we're good
925
00:18:26,431 --> 00:18:28,198
with the body.
926
00:18:28,198 --> 00:18:29,131
Yeah, but it's a lovable
927
00:18:29,131 --> 00:18:30,598
character, it's a lovable guy.
928
00:18:30,598 --> 00:18:31,431
You know, these are good
929
00:18:31,431 --> 00:18:32,098
compromises.
930
00:18:32,098 --> 00:18:33,131
Bottom line-- M. Night's going
931
00:18:33,131 --> 00:18:34,298
to love it, so where is he?
932
00:18:34,298 --> 00:18:34,998
Yeah.
933
00:18:34,998 --> 00:18:35,998
Night, uh, well...
934
00:18:35,998 --> 00:18:36,998
Oh, he's not here.
935
00:18:36,998 --> 00:18:38,031
Jesus Christ, Dee, what
936
00:18:38,031 --> 00:18:38,498
happened to you?
937
00:18:38,498 --> 00:18:39,564
He brought in a B-team or
938
00:18:39,564 --> 00:18:40,464
something like that, covered me
939
00:18:40,464 --> 00:18:41,631
all in blood.
940
00:18:41,631 --> 00:18:43,164
ThatSlumdogbastard twisted all
941
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:43,664
of us!
942
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,998
Oh, shit, dude, we need him
943
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:46,731
to execute our script.
944
00:18:46,731 --> 00:18:47,598
Yeah.
945
00:18:47,598 --> 00:18:48,398
Actually, you guys don't need
946
00:18:48,398 --> 00:18:49,331
Shyamalan to execute your
947
00:18:49,331 --> 00:18:49,998
script.
948
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,098
Because I've got the mother of
949
00:18:51,098 --> 00:18:52,131
all Shyamalan twists in my hand
950
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,331
right here.
951
00:18:53,331 --> 00:18:54,498
You see, you think I've just
952
00:18:54,498 --> 00:18:55,598
been playing with my phone the
953
00:18:55,598 --> 00:18:56,998
whole time, but you're wrong.
954
00:18:56,998 --> 00:18:58,364
I've been writing a little movie
955
00:18:58,364 --> 00:18:59,198
script of my own.
956
00:18:59,198 --> 00:19:00,164
And I finished it right before
957
00:19:00,164 --> 00:19:01,331
you guys called.
958
00:19:01,331 --> 00:19:03,031
It's a horror movie about two
959
00:19:03,031 --> 00:19:04,031
men trapped in a garage
960
00:19:04,031 --> 00:19:06,398
stairwell, who get hunted down
961
00:19:06,398 --> 00:19:07,598
by a psychotic homeless
962
00:19:07,598 --> 00:19:08,464
killer...
963
00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:10,298
who turns out to be a security
964
00:19:10,298 --> 00:19:13,498
guard instead.
965
00:19:13,498 --> 00:19:15,398
That's our story, dude.
966
00:19:15,398 --> 00:19:16,398
Damn right it's your story,
967
00:19:16,398 --> 00:19:17,564
and that's why you two guys are
968
00:19:17,564 --> 00:19:18,531
going to be attached as
969
00:19:18,531 --> 00:19:19,198
producers.
970
00:19:19,198 --> 00:19:20,198
Nice, baby!
971
00:19:20,198 --> 00:19:21,398
Producers! All right!
972
00:19:21,398 --> 00:19:22,498
I feel like-- I'm a natural-born
973
00:19:22,498 --> 00:19:23,164
producer.
974
00:19:23,164 --> 00:19:24,098
I love showbiz, dude.
975
00:19:24,098 --> 00:19:25,598
Guys, can I be in it?
976
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,664
Uh, you know, normally, Dee,
977
00:19:26,664 --> 00:19:27,664
I would take this opportunity to
978
00:19:27,664 --> 00:19:28,731
insult you, but I'm going to
979
00:19:28,731 --> 00:19:30,464
throw an insane twist your way.
980
00:19:30,464 --> 00:19:31,664
You're going to be the lead of
981
00:19:31,664 --> 00:19:32,364
the film.
982
00:19:32,364 --> 00:19:33,064
I am, really?!
983
00:19:33,064 --> 00:19:33,564
No, you're not.
984
00:19:33,564 --> 00:19:34,431
Twisted again.
985
00:19:34,431 --> 00:19:35,498
Boom! Try and keep up.
986
00:19:35,498 --> 00:19:36,431
Lot of twists.
987
00:19:36,431 --> 00:19:37,664
Lot of twists in this thing, so
988
00:19:37,664 --> 00:19:38,664
try and keep up.
989
00:19:38,664 --> 00:19:39,631
There's so many twists, I
990
00:19:39,631 --> 00:19:40,498
can't even follow it.
991
00:19:40,498 --> 00:19:41,231
It's tough to follow.
992
00:19:41,231 --> 00:19:42,231
All right, I'm going to pull
993
00:19:42,231 --> 00:19:43,298
up the first scene right now so
994
00:19:43,298 --> 00:19:44,431
you guys can get a little taste
995
00:19:44,431 --> 00:19:45,498
of what else is going on in this
996
00:19:45,498 --> 00:19:46,364
film; it's really good.
997
00:19:46,364 --> 00:19:47,198
Yeah, lay us on it.
998
00:19:47,198 --> 00:19:47,998
Lay us on it.
999
00:19:47,998 --> 00:19:49,064
For some reason, the phone is
1000
00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:50,164
frozen and I'm having a little
1001
00:19:50,164 --> 00:19:51,198
trouble pulling up the scene.
1002
00:19:51,198 --> 00:19:51,664
It's frozen.
1003
00:19:51,664 --> 00:19:52,998
And why is there grease all
1004
00:19:52,998 --> 00:19:54,164
over...?
1005
00:19:54,164 --> 00:19:55,164
Is this Frank's g...
1006
00:19:55,164 --> 00:19:56,664
goddamn sausage grease?!
1007
00:19:56,664 --> 00:19:58,564
Frank, you froze my phone with
1008
00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,464
your sausage greasy fingers!
1009
00:20:00,464 --> 00:20:04,064
Frank, you son of a bitch!
1010
00:20:05,531 --> 00:20:15,664
Sync by honeybunny
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1011
00:20:19,298 --> 00:20:20,398
Cut! Cut!
1012
00:20:20,398 --> 00:20:22,164
For the love of Christ!
1013
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:29,277
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