1 00:00:06,589 --> 00:00:09,411 Oh! Just letting you know, if we die, I blame you. 2 00:00:09,536 --> 00:00:10,913 I know. None of this would have happened 3 00:00:11,038 --> 00:00:12,281 if you'd just gone to the movies like I told you. 4 00:00:12,406 --> 00:00:14,517 Yeah, if I'd gone to the movies, you'd be in jail right now. 5 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:16,751 Jail is a big improvement on my current prospect 6 00:00:16,876 --> 00:00:18,386 of soon to be murdered. 7 00:00:27,087 --> 00:00:28,363 Oh, hey. 8 00:00:28,488 --> 00:00:29,698 I just heard from the others. They're gonna stay in D.C. 9 00:00:29,823 --> 00:00:31,367 I know. Parker texted me. 10 00:00:31,492 --> 00:00:34,703 I mean, for the next two days, leverage consulting is closed. 11 00:00:34,828 --> 00:00:38,941 No work, no cases. How will we pass that time? 12 00:00:39,066 --> 00:00:41,444 With murder. 13 00:00:41,569 --> 00:00:44,146 Portland film noir festival? 14 00:00:44,271 --> 00:00:45,481 I know how you love a murder mystery. 15 00:00:45,606 --> 00:00:46,648 There are five of them. 16 00:00:46,773 --> 00:00:48,083 "Mystery street," 1950? 17 00:00:48,208 --> 00:00:50,352 Nobody shows "mystery street." I mean, it's incredible. 18 00:00:50,477 --> 00:00:52,754 It's the first mainstream movie that shows forensic science 19 00:00:52,879 --> 00:00:53,922 in murder investigations. 20 00:00:54,047 --> 00:00:55,590 The entire plot hinges on this, 21 00:00:55,715 --> 00:00:57,759 uh, forensic anthropology slide show. 22 00:00:57,884 --> 00:00:59,994 Unh-unh! Spoilers. 23 00:01:00,119 --> 00:01:02,664 What? One ticket? It's one ticket. 24 00:01:02,789 --> 00:01:04,499 Well, darling, I'm sorry. 25 00:01:04,624 --> 00:01:07,335 I can't join you. My theater is a wreck. 26 00:01:07,460 --> 00:01:08,770 I've got to sort out the rehearsal schedule, 27 00:01:08,895 --> 00:01:10,839 I've got a guy coming over to look at the lighting... 28 00:01:10,964 --> 00:01:12,174 Wait, so you're not gonna... I know. 29 00:01:12,299 --> 00:01:13,976 I'm gonna be slaving away in a dusty, old theater 30 00:01:14,101 --> 00:01:15,110 while you sit back and relax 31 00:01:15,235 --> 00:01:18,447 and watch alcoholic, repressed insurance cops 32 00:01:18,572 --> 00:01:21,817 harassing tragically misunderstood femme fatales. 33 00:01:21,942 --> 00:01:23,243 Mwah. 34 00:01:24,745 --> 00:01:26,622 You're not supposed to root for the criminals. 35 00:01:26,747 --> 00:01:29,616 Always root for the home team. Mwah! 36 00:01:43,263 --> 00:01:45,640 Thank you. 37 00:01:45,765 --> 00:01:47,142 I'm afraid most of the artwork has already been sold. 38 00:01:47,267 --> 00:01:49,811 I'm sorry, Miss, um... Collins. From the London museum of art. 39 00:01:49,936 --> 00:01:51,313 No, no, no. You misunderstand. 40 00:01:55,109 --> 00:01:56,452 Oh. I know. 41 00:01:56,577 --> 00:01:59,121 I've been curating Mr. Gault's collection here at the house 42 00:01:59,246 --> 00:02:00,790 since I was in grad school. 43 00:02:00,915 --> 00:02:02,959 Jonas made my career. 44 00:02:03,084 --> 00:02:04,661 Seeing this collection broken up 45 00:02:04,786 --> 00:02:06,396 just weeks after his death is... 46 00:02:06,521 --> 00:02:08,231 I know. Why would the family do that? 47 00:02:08,356 --> 00:02:09,566 Liar! 48 00:02:09,691 --> 00:02:11,901 Jonas wanted me to live in the guest house! 49 00:02:12,026 --> 00:02:14,504 He's gone, and I want you gone, as well. 50 00:02:14,629 --> 00:02:15,773 Come on. I want you out... 51 00:02:15,898 --> 00:02:17,942 His daughter can't cash the checks fast enough. 52 00:02:18,067 --> 00:02:19,276 Bit of a lush, I see. 53 00:02:19,401 --> 00:02:21,612 Actually, that's his fourth ex-wife. 54 00:02:21,737 --> 00:02:23,280 His daughter's the one in the suit. 55 00:02:23,405 --> 00:02:26,573 Could you, um, pardon me, please? 56 00:02:29,077 --> 00:02:32,456 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 57 00:02:32,581 --> 00:02:35,125 I know this sounds cheesy, but have I met you before? 58 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:36,626 Oh, no, I don't think so. 59 00:02:36,751 --> 00:02:39,796 Um, lady Covington-Smythe. Charmed. 60 00:02:39,921 --> 00:02:41,097 Woodman Gault. 61 00:02:41,222 --> 00:02:44,266 Oh, Jonas' son. Oh, I'm... I'm sorry to hear of your loss. 62 00:02:44,391 --> 00:02:45,835 He was sick for a long time, 63 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:48,104 but at least we got close over the last year. 64 00:02:48,229 --> 00:02:51,608 Well, a father and son should leave nothing unsaid at the end. 65 00:02:51,733 --> 00:02:54,278 Ah. Thank you. 66 00:02:54,403 --> 00:02:55,780 Ah, you're very kind. 67 00:02:55,905 --> 00:02:57,782 With the mister tragically passed, 68 00:02:57,907 --> 00:02:59,784 I have little else to do, madam. 69 00:02:59,909 --> 00:03:01,743 I prefer to serve. 70 00:03:03,747 --> 00:03:07,292 That's Paolo, my dad's manservant for 20 years. 71 00:03:07,417 --> 00:03:09,794 Manservant? Yeah. 72 00:03:09,919 --> 00:03:12,464 Do you know I am sure I've met you somewhere. 73 00:03:12,589 --> 00:03:15,300 Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh. I doubt that. 74 00:03:15,425 --> 00:03:17,302 Um... 75 00:03:17,427 --> 00:03:20,805 Her ladyship dealt with your father's overseas division. 76 00:03:20,930 --> 00:03:24,976 Huh. Well, I better be, uh... 77 00:03:25,101 --> 00:03:27,268 Of course. 78 00:03:28,771 --> 00:03:30,481 You think you're so clever. 79 00:03:30,606 --> 00:03:32,816 I deduced your location at a random event 80 00:03:32,941 --> 00:03:35,218 within 100-mile radius in under 20 minutes. 81 00:03:35,343 --> 00:03:36,386 I've had worse mornings. 82 00:03:36,511 --> 00:03:38,221 Is this a, um, German Riesling? 83 00:03:38,346 --> 00:03:39,656 New Zealand. 84 00:03:39,781 --> 00:03:42,058 - How did you find me, exactly? - Why did you lie to me? 85 00:03:42,183 --> 00:03:43,392 Oh, it's just like old times, isn't it? 86 00:03:43,517 --> 00:03:44,694 Me in the dress 87 00:03:44,819 --> 00:03:46,595 and up to my neck in easy marks and valuable art, 88 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:47,730 and you show up, all serious. 89 00:03:47,855 --> 00:03:50,065 There is a distinct lack in you telling me 90 00:03:50,190 --> 00:03:52,067 why you lied to me in that last speech. 91 00:03:52,192 --> 00:03:53,835 - Now, why is a grifter and art thief... - Ex-art thief. 92 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:57,005 At a high-end art auction? Asks the insurance cop. 93 00:03:57,130 --> 00:03:59,441 Ex-insurance investigator. Still stalling. 94 00:03:59,566 --> 00:04:03,277 It's a personal thing. I... I'm a fan of his work. 95 00:04:03,402 --> 00:04:06,013 Jonas Gault, the tycoon? 96 00:04:06,138 --> 00:04:07,681 The artist, Jean Mettier, 97 00:04:07,806 --> 00:04:10,851 the greatest artist of the French retro school, 98 00:04:10,976 --> 00:04:15,589 his brief career tragically cut short with his death in 1989. 99 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:19,960 Since that tragedy, Jonas Gault painstakingly assembled 100 00:04:20,085 --> 00:04:24,164 the single greatest collection of Mettier in the world. 101 00:04:24,289 --> 00:04:28,101 Thanks to his daughter Fiona, the new C.E.O. of Gault instruments, 102 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:33,309 and the hard work of the Gault family lawyer, Mr. Reinhold Shecter, 103 00:04:33,334 --> 00:04:38,612 we can now share this collection with other discerning art aficionados. 104 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:44,452 There. I'm just a big fan of Mettier. 105 00:04:44,577 --> 00:04:46,287 Where else could I have seen so much of his work? 106 00:04:46,412 --> 00:04:48,790 That's all. But the auction's over. 107 00:04:48,915 --> 00:04:52,794 And they're just gonna announce who bought what, so we should... 108 00:04:52,919 --> 00:04:55,297 Huh? 109 00:04:55,422 --> 00:04:57,132 That's all? That's all. 110 00:04:57,257 --> 00:05:00,469 Of course, that's not all. 111 00:05:00,594 --> 00:05:03,539 What's left is ma mystère. 112 00:05:03,664 --> 00:05:06,308 Would those of you who have purchased a special pass, 113 00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:10,179 please join us in the vault anteroom. 114 00:05:10,304 --> 00:05:11,180 Oh, God. 115 00:05:13,975 --> 00:05:16,853 Honey, where's your ticket? 116 00:05:16,978 --> 00:05:19,056 I had it. It was in my pocket. 117 00:05:19,181 --> 00:05:20,190 Tickets? Here you are. 118 00:05:20,315 --> 00:05:21,859 So, ma mystère. 119 00:05:21,984 --> 00:05:25,362 Jean Mettier's legendary first painting, 120 00:05:25,487 --> 00:05:28,366 and there are no pictures of it, no reproductions. 121 00:05:28,491 --> 00:05:32,436 It's never been sold or exhibited. 122 00:05:32,561 --> 00:05:35,740 He... he described it once as his inspiration. 123 00:05:35,865 --> 00:05:38,944 He wrote that it belonged to no one but him. 124 00:05:39,069 --> 00:05:41,780 Hmm. And you're here to steal it? 125 00:05:41,905 --> 00:05:46,117 No, I just... it's personal. 126 00:05:46,242 --> 00:05:48,453 You won't give up any of your secrets still, huh? 127 00:05:48,578 --> 00:05:49,788 How did you find me? 128 00:05:49,913 --> 00:05:51,389 My father acquired the painting 129 00:05:51,514 --> 00:05:54,926 after Mettier's death and honored the artist's wishes. 130 00:05:55,051 --> 00:05:58,964 Frankly, I would have put in a ticket booth and charged admission. 131 00:05:59,089 --> 00:06:01,133 But for over 20 years, 132 00:06:01,258 --> 00:06:04,303 my father kept ma mystère locked in this vault, 133 00:06:04,428 --> 00:06:08,273 where he and only he would come down and look at it every day. 134 00:06:08,398 --> 00:06:13,946 And now, our family lawyer, Mr. Shecter, will open the vault, 135 00:06:14,071 --> 00:06:18,374 and you will be the first to see what inspired a genius. 136 00:06:19,399 --> 00:06:24,599 Subtitles edited by Ehhhhtozebec 137 00:06:27,383 --> 00:06:29,260 Oh, my God. 138 00:06:29,385 --> 00:06:34,432 Ma mystère's been stolen. Ma mystère's been stolen. 139 00:06:34,557 --> 00:06:37,000 Well, I'll be buggered. 140 00:06:37,125 --> 00:06:38,669 A world-famous painting goes missing. 141 00:06:38,794 --> 00:06:40,671 And, oh, look, there's a world-famous art thief 142 00:06:40,796 --> 00:06:42,006 happens to be on the premises. 143 00:06:42,131 --> 00:06:43,741 Ex-art thief. And I didn't do anything. 144 00:06:43,866 --> 00:06:45,276 I was standing right next to you, 145 00:06:45,401 --> 00:06:47,945 and I barely believe that. 146 00:06:48,070 --> 00:06:49,447 - But if somebody like... Hello, Nate. 147 00:06:49,572 --> 00:06:53,040 Sterling. 148 00:06:57,836 --> 00:07:01,623 Give us back the painting and save yourself a lot of bother, Ms... 149 00:07:01,764 --> 00:07:03,117 Still going by Devereaux? 150 00:07:04,256 --> 00:07:05,608 Still a pompous ass? 151 00:07:05,733 --> 00:07:07,376 Charming. 152 00:07:07,501 --> 00:07:09,878 Sterling... what? 153 00:07:11,839 --> 00:07:13,382 You're Interpol. 154 00:07:13,507 --> 00:07:15,718 You don't have the authority to do any of this. 155 00:07:15,843 --> 00:07:19,388 Art theft, as you know, is an $8 billion-a-year business 156 00:07:19,513 --> 00:07:22,224 used to fund racketeering and terrorism. 157 00:07:22,349 --> 00:07:24,793 My new department at interpol, which I created... 158 00:07:24,918 --> 00:07:25,961 Congratulations. 159 00:07:26,086 --> 00:07:27,796 We should have sent a card. We should have. 160 00:07:27,921 --> 00:07:30,299 Intends to choke off the money at the source. 161 00:07:30,424 --> 00:07:33,135 The Gault collection is a high-profile target. 162 00:07:33,260 --> 00:07:37,707 And here we have the most valuable piece in that collection gone missing 163 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:40,309 and my favorite art thief on the premises. 164 00:07:40,434 --> 00:07:41,477 Ex-art thief. 165 00:07:41,602 --> 00:07:44,280 Ex-art thief! Why does nobody take that seriously? 166 00:07:44,405 --> 00:07:45,949 Well, I mean, because... 167 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:46,983 You know, sometimes 168 00:07:47,108 --> 00:07:48,885 a coincidence is just a coincidence. 169 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:51,555 Not where Annie Kroy A.K.A. Felicity Shaw 170 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,392 A.K.A. Indira McCallister A.K.A. Sophie Devereaux is concerned. 171 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:56,960 Oh, wait. Hold on. Excuse me. 172 00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:59,162 - Indira McCallister? Seriously? - Hmm? What? 173 00:07:59,287 --> 00:08:02,666 How come I don't know that... I know all of the aliases. 174 00:08:02,791 --> 00:08:04,501 Darling, nobody knows all of them, not even me. 175 00:08:04,626 --> 00:08:05,502 Excuse me. 176 00:08:05,627 --> 00:08:07,337 Huh? Yeah. Huh? 177 00:08:07,462 --> 00:08:08,505 Can we get back on point? 178 00:08:08,630 --> 00:08:10,340 Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. 179 00:08:10,465 --> 00:08:13,410 The painting, ma mystère, valued at 5 million euro, missing. 180 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:14,745 Oh. 181 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:16,580 Well, look, I couldn't hide a cocktail napkin in this dress, 182 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:17,915 let alone a painting, so... 183 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,917 Which, by the way, looks just amazing on you. 184 00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:22,620 Thank you. I got it in Paris when we went on that little... 185 00:08:22,745 --> 00:08:25,456 Obviously, you don't have it on you 186 00:08:25,581 --> 00:08:27,292 and you didn't have time to get it off the grounds. 187 00:08:27,417 --> 00:08:29,194 So, where is it? 188 00:08:29,319 --> 00:08:30,728 Sterling, the thing about it is, 189 00:08:30,853 --> 00:08:33,731 is that you don't have evidence on either one of us about this. 190 00:08:33,856 --> 00:08:36,167 I mean, I know that must be very annoying... you're right. 191 00:08:36,292 --> 00:08:38,236 I don't have the proof... yet. 192 00:08:38,361 --> 00:08:40,838 But I can keep you here... Right here... 193 00:08:40,963 --> 00:08:43,174 Until I do get the proof. 194 00:08:45,935 --> 00:08:49,380 Oh, hands. Grabby. They're very grabby. 195 00:08:49,505 --> 00:08:51,883 Sterling, you owe me. Yes, I do. 196 00:08:52,008 --> 00:08:54,052 That's why I'm bothering to gather evidence 197 00:08:54,177 --> 00:08:56,654 before I send you to our secret prison. 198 00:08:56,779 --> 00:08:58,155 Huh? Huh? What? 199 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:01,115 Agents. What'd he say? 200 00:09:05,954 --> 00:09:08,498 I hate that man. 201 00:09:08,623 --> 00:09:10,833 I don't know how you were ever partners with him. 202 00:09:10,958 --> 00:09:12,502 Well, he's funny in his own kind of way. 203 00:09:12,627 --> 00:09:15,905 Oh, yeah. Hilarious. That crack about secret prison. 204 00:09:16,030 --> 00:09:17,406 Oh, no, he was serious about that. 205 00:09:17,531 --> 00:09:18,674 This is all your fault, Nate. 206 00:09:18,799 --> 00:09:20,409 You couldn't just leave well enough alone. 207 00:09:20,534 --> 00:09:21,910 Oh, no, no, no, no. "I'm Nate Ford. 208 00:09:22,035 --> 00:09:23,712 "Something going on that doesn't involve me. 209 00:09:23,837 --> 00:09:24,970 I can't have that!" 210 00:09:26,707 --> 00:09:28,417 "Going on"? 211 00:09:28,542 --> 00:09:29,752 What's going on? 212 00:09:29,877 --> 00:09:31,087 If you're gonna use your sexy voice, 213 00:09:31,212 --> 00:09:32,812 you can take these. 214 00:09:38,719 --> 00:09:40,896 You're on his side. You think I stole it. 215 00:09:41,021 --> 00:09:43,332 A snatch from a vault with no exit, no prep? 216 00:09:43,457 --> 00:09:45,067 I'd never be such an amateur. 217 00:09:45,192 --> 00:09:46,936 Oh, and stealing would be wrong. 218 00:09:47,061 --> 00:09:48,772 Now, the only way we're gonna get Sterling off your back 219 00:09:48,897 --> 00:09:50,106 is to give him the painting. 220 00:09:50,231 --> 00:09:52,108 Which, because I did not steal it, I do not have. 221 00:09:52,233 --> 00:09:55,536 Well, then we find out who does, and we hand him over. 222 00:09:57,072 --> 00:09:59,617 I know that gentleman upstairs questioning everyone 223 00:09:59,742 --> 00:10:01,453 is interpol. 224 00:10:01,578 --> 00:10:03,622 But you're undercover interpol? 225 00:10:03,747 --> 00:10:05,524 Well, of course we are. Who else would we be? 226 00:10:05,649 --> 00:10:06,925 I mean, if we were the thieves, 227 00:10:07,050 --> 00:10:09,261 do you really think we'd be hanging around here? 228 00:10:09,386 --> 00:10:10,997 Of course. 229 00:10:11,122 --> 00:10:12,932 Tell us about the security on the painting. 230 00:10:13,057 --> 00:10:14,434 The keypad opens the vault door. 231 00:10:14,559 --> 00:10:18,105 Here's also an RFID tag on ma mystère itself. 232 00:10:18,230 --> 00:10:19,973 Moving the painting should have triggered the alarm. 233 00:10:20,098 --> 00:10:22,442 And is there a way to deactivate the system? 234 00:10:22,567 --> 00:10:25,245 Jonas gave me the code. I was the only one he trusted. 235 00:10:25,370 --> 00:10:26,447 But I only used it 236 00:10:26,572 --> 00:10:28,849 moments before bringing people down to the vault. 237 00:10:28,974 --> 00:10:30,317 Oh, so we would have seen someone 238 00:10:30,442 --> 00:10:31,652 - trying to steal the painting then. - Yes. 239 00:10:31,777 --> 00:10:35,322 Now, with the painting gone, who gets the insurance settlement? 240 00:10:35,447 --> 00:10:37,458 Woodman was disowned years ago, 241 00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:39,293 so Fiona and Eleanor would split it. 242 00:10:39,418 --> 00:10:42,563 I already told the interpol man upstairs that. 243 00:10:42,688 --> 00:10:44,465 Yes, of course. Thank you so much. 244 00:10:44,590 --> 00:10:45,766 We'll take it from here. 245 00:10:45,891 --> 00:10:47,201 Yeah. Thank you for your cooperation. 246 00:10:47,326 --> 00:10:48,503 Thank you so much. Could you just drop that off? 247 00:10:48,628 --> 00:10:50,672 Thank you. Thank you. 248 00:10:53,734 --> 00:10:56,111 You do know that he's going straight up 249 00:10:56,236 --> 00:10:57,947 to talk to Sterling, don't you? 250 00:10:58,072 --> 00:11:02,118 This is a two-tiered Glen-Reeder 2700 museum-quality alarm. 251 00:11:02,243 --> 00:11:04,487 It would take two days to crack. 252 00:11:04,612 --> 00:11:06,522 Some of the keys are worn. 253 00:11:06,647 --> 00:11:08,691 Ah, combination. Same keys used over and over. 254 00:11:08,816 --> 00:11:10,026 Listen, you do know 255 00:11:10,151 --> 00:11:12,329 that this isn't about you taking Sterling's side, don't you? 256 00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:14,931 I'm not taking anyone's sides, especially not Sterling's. 257 00:11:15,056 --> 00:11:17,434 Now, listen, he... Shecter... spilled a drink upstairs, 258 00:11:17,559 --> 00:11:19,469 and his hand when he just shook it, sticky. 259 00:11:19,594 --> 00:11:21,595 Give me the... give me the works. 260 00:11:23,398 --> 00:11:24,899 Okay. 261 00:11:28,003 --> 00:11:29,813 You think I'm lying. 262 00:11:29,938 --> 00:11:31,682 Well, you did lie to me. About the auction. 263 00:11:31,807 --> 00:11:34,417 I just thought you'd find the whole thing rather boring. 264 00:11:34,542 --> 00:11:36,152 Yeah, and it turned out to be a quiet event, didn't it? 265 00:11:36,277 --> 00:11:38,655 Hmm. What do you see? 266 00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:40,256 Someone who can't turn their brain off. 267 00:11:40,381 --> 00:11:43,659 Stop thinking just for a second and feel. Trust me. 268 00:11:43,784 --> 00:11:45,327 No, no. Come here. Look. 269 00:11:45,452 --> 00:11:47,162 On the keys, what do you see? 270 00:11:47,287 --> 00:11:50,332 Oh. Um... fingerprints. 271 00:11:50,457 --> 00:11:52,201 Yeah. -But not on the keys that are worn. 272 00:11:52,326 --> 00:11:54,703 Yeah, now, you know, Shecter entered the combination. 273 00:11:54,828 --> 00:11:56,204 It was a different combination 274 00:11:56,329 --> 00:11:58,873 than Jonas Gault had been using for the last 20 years. 275 00:11:58,998 --> 00:12:00,541 Someone changed the code. Someone changed the code. 276 00:12:00,566 --> 00:12:03,310 Now, Jonas Gault is the only one who had access to the combination, 277 00:12:03,335 --> 00:12:06,547 so, clearly, he changed the combination before he died. 278 00:12:06,672 --> 00:12:08,715 And... 279 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,517 I would so much love to trust you, 280 00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:13,452 but you make it so hard because you're still hiding something. 281 00:12:13,577 --> 00:12:17,490 And I know you're just trying to charm me into, uh, telling you how I found you. 282 00:12:17,615 --> 00:12:19,225 Mnh-mnh. No. That's not how it... 283 00:12:19,350 --> 00:12:20,393 Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. 284 00:12:20,518 --> 00:12:22,528 Wait. How did you find me? 285 00:12:22,653 --> 00:12:24,263 How did you find me? 286 00:12:24,388 --> 00:12:27,400 Nothing's been touched since Mr. Gault... you know. 287 00:12:27,525 --> 00:12:31,004 I'll always remember the time he sent me 500 red roses 288 00:12:31,129 --> 00:12:33,941 and a troupe of balladeers for my sweet 16. 289 00:12:34,066 --> 00:12:35,442 That was the mister. 290 00:12:35,567 --> 00:12:38,044 Romantic heart, but weak in the end. 291 00:12:38,169 --> 00:12:41,381 Thank you so much for allowing us this time to commune 292 00:12:41,506 --> 00:12:45,885 with whatever bits of his spirit may still be lingering. 293 00:12:46,010 --> 00:12:47,720 Of course. 294 00:12:49,113 --> 00:12:50,390 Manservant? 295 00:12:50,515 --> 00:12:52,392 Right? 296 00:12:52,517 --> 00:12:53,627 What are we looking for? 297 00:12:53,752 --> 00:12:56,563 Glasses are on the wrong side of the bed. 298 00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:59,066 Huh. Right. Reading lamp there, books there. 299 00:12:59,191 --> 00:13:00,601 What was he reading on this side? 300 00:13:00,726 --> 00:13:02,270 Uh, last job would be in the buffer. 301 00:13:02,395 --> 00:13:03,462 Hit "print." 302 00:13:06,366 --> 00:13:09,244 Hmm. 303 00:13:09,369 --> 00:13:11,446 Alarm-company printout 304 00:13:11,571 --> 00:13:13,848 of the times that the vault was accessed. 305 00:13:13,973 --> 00:13:15,183 Yeah. 306 00:13:15,308 --> 00:13:17,653 The first ones are at regular intervals. 307 00:13:17,778 --> 00:13:18,987 Gault's daily visits. Right. 308 00:13:19,112 --> 00:13:20,655 But on the day that he died, 309 00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:23,659 there are six entries and exits all clustered together. 310 00:13:23,784 --> 00:13:26,528 Okay, well, that wasn't him, not with that Walker. 311 00:13:26,653 --> 00:13:30,299 Something makes Jonas Gault suspicious. 312 00:13:30,424 --> 00:13:32,401 He calls up the vault entries 313 00:13:32,526 --> 00:13:35,437 and sees that someone's been going in and out. 314 00:13:35,562 --> 00:13:37,273 So he changes the alarm code. 315 00:13:37,398 --> 00:13:39,166 And then conveniently dies. 316 00:13:40,768 --> 00:13:43,570 This isn't just an art theft. 317 00:13:45,039 --> 00:13:48,308 - It's murder. - It's murder. 318 00:13:50,973 --> 00:13:53,514 Oh. Sterling. Good, come on. 319 00:13:53,898 --> 00:13:56,109 Is this an escape? 'Cause if it is, you're very bad at it. 320 00:13:56,234 --> 00:13:57,510 Gault was murdered by the same person 321 00:13:57,535 --> 00:13:58,811 who stole that painting. 322 00:13:58,936 --> 00:14:00,046 Sophie murdered Jonas Gault? 323 00:14:00,171 --> 00:14:01,180 Gault was on a fistful of medications. 324 00:14:01,305 --> 00:14:04,183 Nazaprine, Achnofoline for his heart 325 00:14:04,308 --> 00:14:06,152 and Miridium for blood thinners. 326 00:14:06,277 --> 00:14:07,687 Look at the prescription, the date he died, 327 00:14:07,812 --> 00:14:08,854 and count the pills. 328 00:14:08,979 --> 00:14:10,189 There are a dozen missing. 329 00:14:10,314 --> 00:14:12,024 Anyone could have stolen those. 330 00:14:12,149 --> 00:14:14,694 Yeah, or somebody could cut open the gel caps, 331 00:14:14,819 --> 00:14:16,796 take the medicine out, 332 00:14:16,921 --> 00:14:20,298 dumped it into the glass that Gault kept by his bedside, hmm? 333 00:14:20,423 --> 00:14:23,635 Now, an old man dies, nobody cares, right? 334 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,260 Now, if it were me... 335 00:14:27,096 --> 00:14:30,742 I wouldn't just throw away the empty gel caps. 336 00:14:30,867 --> 00:14:34,045 - I'd flush them down the sink. - Yeah. 337 00:14:34,170 --> 00:14:36,481 Designed to dissolve in the stomach. 338 00:14:36,606 --> 00:14:38,050 Takes two weeks to dissolve in water. 339 00:14:38,175 --> 00:14:39,217 Also, Jonas Gault was sure 340 00:14:39,342 --> 00:14:41,219 that someone had gained access to the vault. 341 00:14:41,344 --> 00:14:44,889 Assuming this is true, 342 00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,724 the killer would need constant access 343 00:14:46,849 --> 00:14:48,393 to get into the vault this number of times. 344 00:14:48,518 --> 00:14:50,452 It's a member of the household. 345 00:14:56,959 --> 00:15:01,338 Okay, so we've got Shecter, the family lawyer. 346 00:15:01,463 --> 00:15:04,174 The estate sale has gone to hell. 347 00:15:04,299 --> 00:15:06,343 Then you've got Katrina Hardt, the art curator. 348 00:15:06,468 --> 00:15:08,012 Collections kept in the house. 349 00:15:08,137 --> 00:15:09,680 I-I-I've never been in the vault. 350 00:15:09,805 --> 00:15:12,850 Next you have Fiona Gault, the daughter. 351 00:15:12,975 --> 00:15:15,186 There is Eleanor, the last ex-wife. 352 00:15:15,311 --> 00:15:17,689 I could tie a knot in this for you, if you want. 353 00:15:17,814 --> 00:15:19,524 That's really nice. Thank you. 354 00:15:19,649 --> 00:15:22,193 And woodman, the son. 355 00:15:22,318 --> 00:15:25,864 Whoever was in the vault the day Gault died, that's your killer. 356 00:15:25,989 --> 00:15:27,032 You have one hour. 357 00:15:27,157 --> 00:15:31,202 If I don't have a suspect in an hour, you're both going down for this. 358 00:15:31,327 --> 00:15:34,497 Well, I don't need an hour. I got a Sophie. 359 00:15:36,433 --> 00:15:38,977 Darling, just mute the phone. They can hear everything. 360 00:15:42,839 --> 00:15:44,383 Do you really have to be here? 361 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:45,718 You're not innocent yet. 362 00:15:45,843 --> 00:15:48,220 Sign here, ma'am. 363 00:15:48,345 --> 00:15:49,488 Miss Hardt. 364 00:15:49,613 --> 00:15:50,989 Oh, Miss Collins. Thank you. 365 00:15:51,114 --> 00:15:52,324 I'm... I'm so sorry. 366 00:15:52,449 --> 00:15:53,825 I just... I... the shipping crew is here to take 367 00:15:53,950 --> 00:15:56,695 all the Mettier paintings these people purchased, 368 00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:58,030 and it's just, um... 369 00:15:58,155 --> 00:15:59,231 You poor thing, you're in charge 370 00:15:59,356 --> 00:16:01,199 of every single Mettier in the house. 371 00:16:01,324 --> 00:16:03,335 Yes. Jonas had me here every day. 372 00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:06,338 Really? That's awful. 373 00:16:07,631 --> 00:16:10,309 That means you were here the day he died. 374 00:16:10,434 --> 00:16:11,978 Yes, I arrived that afternoon, 375 00:16:12,103 --> 00:16:15,982 and I had no idea that he had already slipped into a coma. 376 00:16:16,107 --> 00:16:17,651 It makes me so sad that... 377 00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:19,820 I was out here arguing with Fiona 378 00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:22,823 while he was just slipping away. 379 00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:25,660 Six years I have put into this job! 380 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,495 Your job is over, as far as I'm concerned. 381 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:31,498 I've decided we no longer need a full-time curator. 382 00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:34,000 That is not up to you. That is up to your father. 383 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:38,004 How dare you try and tell me what my father does... 384 00:16:38,129 --> 00:16:40,006 Well, I mean, I wasn't the C.E.O. At the time, 385 00:16:40,131 --> 00:16:41,841 but now that father is gone, I've accepted 386 00:16:41,966 --> 00:16:44,210 that responsibility as majority shareholder. 387 00:16:44,335 --> 00:16:46,713 And I must see, on behalf of the U.K. Shareholders, 388 00:16:46,838 --> 00:16:49,716 we couldn't be happier with the way that turned out. 389 00:16:49,841 --> 00:16:51,885 Agreed, clive? 390 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,254 Yes. Of course. I have to admit, 391 00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:56,924 I was in a foul mood after dealing with Eleanor. 392 00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:58,091 That woman is a... 393 00:16:58,216 --> 00:17:00,727 Drunk parasite leeching off his pit! 394 00:17:00,852 --> 00:17:03,229 Your father still loves me 395 00:17:03,354 --> 00:17:06,399 and he trusts me a lot more than he trusts you. 396 00:17:06,524 --> 00:17:08,901 Hovering over him like a vulture. 397 00:17:09,026 --> 00:17:11,237 When he dies, you will not get a penny. 398 00:17:11,362 --> 00:17:12,905 He's not going to die. 399 00:17:13,030 --> 00:17:16,900 When he gets better, we'll prove our love to you. 400 00:17:18,870 --> 00:17:22,748 I mean, what better proof is there than getting remarried? 401 00:17:22,873 --> 00:17:24,750 Sure, our first marriage broke up, 402 00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:27,586 but we'd grown so much since then. 403 00:17:27,711 --> 00:17:30,089 Thank you. God bless you. 404 00:17:31,715 --> 00:17:34,593 I just hope me and my chauncey 405 00:17:34,718 --> 00:17:38,430 are as happy as you and your Jonas were. 406 00:17:38,555 --> 00:17:41,165 I'm sure that's why he chose you as our wedding planner. 407 00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:45,236 Now, when exactly did he propose? 408 00:17:45,361 --> 00:17:46,672 He didn't, 409 00:17:46,797 --> 00:17:49,576 but I know he intended to because the lawyer explained... 410 00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:51,411 That's why I'm here, Eleanor. 411 00:17:51,536 --> 00:17:53,580 I have to get the documents to file the marriage certificate 412 00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:54,915 and change the will. 413 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,584 I knew it! 414 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,920 It's his wish to pass his last days with you. 415 00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:02,257 Oh! Let's celebrate with a drink! 416 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:03,758 I have so much work, Eleanor. 417 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:06,761 But please, don't tell anyone I told you. 418 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:09,297 Oh, I won't. I promise. 419 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,967 Because I knew he was never going to remarry that woman. 420 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,803 Jonas was just getting sentimental in his last days, 421 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:19,275 and the havoc that would wreak on the estate, agent...? 422 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,442 Agent Tennant. 423 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,645 Are you getting this, agent Smith? Yeah. 424 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,113 Inheritance issues? 425 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:27,783 Well, there were about to be. 426 00:18:27,908 --> 00:18:31,210 Jonas had made a very radical decision. 427 00:18:32,746 --> 00:18:34,289 He's adding you back into the will, 428 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:37,292 your full share of the inheritance. 429 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,627 I don't want it. 430 00:18:38,752 --> 00:18:42,297 Woody, we're talking millions, plus your share of the stock. 431 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:45,467 I don't want the money. None of it. 432 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,736 Can you believe that? 433 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:51,573 Pardon me. 434 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:55,411 - Hello? Yes? - I admit, I do find that hard to believe. 435 00:18:55,536 --> 00:18:56,645 What? 436 00:18:56,770 --> 00:18:59,482 I finally understand what he sees in you. 437 00:18:59,607 --> 00:19:00,983 We need to find woodman. 438 00:19:01,108 --> 00:19:04,077 Don't worry about it. I'll handle it. 439 00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:08,858 Weird, cold nights, 440 00:19:08,983 --> 00:19:11,527 you get a little frost buckle, it ruins everything. 441 00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:13,496 The British lady's friend, right? 442 00:19:13,621 --> 00:19:15,164 Nate Ford. 443 00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:18,668 What's a, uh... what's a millionaire's son doing, 444 00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:19,936 uh, working on a pool? 445 00:19:21,395 --> 00:19:24,773 I screwed things up first go-around, you know? 446 00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:26,776 He gave me everything... 447 00:19:26,901 --> 00:19:31,213 Private tutors, apartment in Tokyo, art school in Paris. 448 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:35,384 I drank it all away. He kicked me loose. 449 00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:39,221 After a couple hard years, I started a contracting company. 450 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,557 After dad got real sick, well, 451 00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:43,625 I volunteered to fix the pool just so I could be near him. 452 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,728 Sometimes money just gets in the way. 453 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,797 Ain't that the truth. 454 00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:51,867 The, uh, art girl, Katrina. 455 00:19:51,992 --> 00:19:53,402 Cute, huh? 456 00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:55,438 Was she here the day your dad died? 457 00:19:55,563 --> 00:19:58,107 She was up there as soon as the maid that found him screamed. 458 00:19:58,232 --> 00:19:59,633 Why? 459 00:20:05,974 --> 00:20:08,519 Not quite sure who wants Gault dead out of that lot. 460 00:20:08,644 --> 00:20:11,321 All of them but one. 461 00:20:11,446 --> 00:20:12,822 Katrina was about to lose her job, 462 00:20:12,947 --> 00:20:14,090 but if Gault died first, 463 00:20:14,215 --> 00:20:15,892 she'd get a commission for selling the collection. 464 00:20:16,017 --> 00:20:18,561 Now, Fiona needed Gault to die before he remarried Eleanor 465 00:20:18,686 --> 00:20:20,229 so that she'd inherit her shares. 466 00:20:20,354 --> 00:20:22,398 Eleanor suspected that those shares 467 00:20:22,523 --> 00:20:24,567 were soon to be split with woodman, 468 00:20:24,692 --> 00:20:27,771 who, by the way, is the only person without motive. 469 00:20:27,896 --> 00:20:29,573 Shecter didn't have a motive. 470 00:20:29,698 --> 00:20:33,110 Oh, but Shecter knew that Gault wasn't gonna marry Eleanor, 471 00:20:33,235 --> 00:20:35,246 so why is Shecter in that office 472 00:20:35,371 --> 00:20:38,282 pulling financial statements for Gault instruments? 473 00:20:38,407 --> 00:20:39,484 Shecter's embezzling. 474 00:20:40,710 --> 00:20:41,919 I'd forgotten how attractive that is, 475 00:20:42,044 --> 00:20:43,421 the relentless tick-tick-tick 476 00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:45,789 of you pulling apart someone's well-laid plans. 477 00:20:45,914 --> 00:20:48,124 Oh, including yours. 478 00:20:48,249 --> 00:20:49,692 Oh, you've never pulled apart my plans. 479 00:20:49,817 --> 00:20:52,028 We are back at square one. 480 00:20:52,153 --> 00:20:55,030 On the murder, yes, but who cares about that? 481 00:20:55,155 --> 00:20:57,889 We're here about an art theft. 482 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:01,068 Okay, they all alibi each other 483 00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:03,804 for the times someone was going in and out of the vault. 484 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:07,641 So, if the same person who killed Jonas stole the painting, 485 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,409 then none of them did it. 486 00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:10,576 Who's left? 487 00:21:10,701 --> 00:21:12,702 Nobody. 488 00:21:18,741 --> 00:21:20,241 Ooh! 489 00:21:23,245 --> 00:21:25,823 I'm sorry. 490 00:21:25,948 --> 00:21:27,658 What are you doing in my room? 491 00:21:27,783 --> 00:21:31,385 So, the Butler did it. 492 00:21:43,433 --> 00:21:44,566 Miss Hardt. 493 00:21:51,273 --> 00:21:53,074 It's just beautiful. 494 00:21:57,713 --> 00:22:00,458 Ma mystère... can you be sure? 495 00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:02,259 It's never been photographed or exhibited. 496 00:22:02,384 --> 00:22:03,661 But thanks to Jonas, 497 00:22:03,786 --> 00:22:06,363 I am the world's leading expert in precisely one artist. 498 00:22:06,488 --> 00:22:07,865 Mettier. 499 00:22:07,990 --> 00:22:10,024 Hmm. 500 00:22:16,898 --> 00:22:19,777 Brush strokes are right. Texture on the oils. 501 00:22:19,902 --> 00:22:22,113 Color palette is consistent with his early works. 502 00:22:22,238 --> 00:22:24,782 He stretched his own canvas. Those are his nails. 503 00:22:24,907 --> 00:22:28,085 I would have to do more tests, but honestly, this is Mettier. 504 00:22:28,210 --> 00:22:32,556 And the only one I've never seen before. 505 00:22:32,681 --> 00:22:34,024 It's ma mystère. 506 00:22:39,321 --> 00:22:43,734 Miss Hardt, you can release the rest of the collection to the buyers. 507 00:22:43,859 --> 00:22:46,737 I'll tag this for evidence and return it to the estate 508 00:22:46,862 --> 00:22:48,739 as soon as possible. Of course. Thank you. 509 00:22:48,864 --> 00:22:50,540 Thank you. 510 00:22:50,665 --> 00:22:56,714 It's always nice to bring a thief to justice, even if it's not you. 511 00:22:56,839 --> 00:22:58,339 Or you. 512 00:22:59,875 --> 00:23:02,753 Only one problem. Hmm? 513 00:23:04,978 --> 00:23:07,279 That is not ma mystère. 514 00:23:09,677 --> 00:23:11,067 What do you mean "it's not ma mystère." 515 00:23:11,192 --> 00:23:12,849 It's complicated. Look. 516 00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:14,917 What? 517 00:23:15,042 --> 00:23:17,153 Gault's own curator thinks it's legit. 518 00:23:17,278 --> 00:23:19,221 I'm telling you that is not ma mystère. 519 00:23:19,346 --> 00:23:20,823 But how could you know that? 520 00:23:20,948 --> 00:23:23,992 Uh... um... 521 00:23:24,117 --> 00:23:25,493 Did you try to steal it once? No. 522 00:23:25,618 --> 00:23:27,161 Hmm. Did you actually steal it once? No. 523 00:23:27,286 --> 00:23:30,664 Look, it could be a Mettier, but it is not ma mystère. 524 00:23:30,789 --> 00:23:32,366 How do you even know what ma mystère is? 525 00:23:32,491 --> 00:23:33,767 I mean, there's no photographs... 526 00:23:33,892 --> 00:23:35,269 I just... I need you to trust me. 527 00:23:35,394 --> 00:23:38,271 Ah. You. 528 00:23:38,396 --> 00:23:40,740 You have actually seen ma mystère, haven't you? 529 00:23:40,865 --> 00:23:41,808 Not exactly. 530 00:23:41,933 --> 00:23:44,444 Look, what if I can prove it to you? 531 00:23:44,569 --> 00:23:47,981 Look, if it's not ma mystère, 532 00:23:48,106 --> 00:23:49,849 how do we even know that it's a real Mettier? 533 00:23:49,974 --> 00:23:51,785 Well, the way to prove that it's not a Mettier 534 00:23:51,910 --> 00:23:53,553 would be to compare it to another Mettier. 535 00:23:53,678 --> 00:23:54,988 That's true, 536 00:23:55,113 --> 00:23:56,456 and they've all been sold to all these other rich people, 537 00:23:56,581 --> 00:23:58,457 and that... 538 00:23:58,582 --> 00:23:59,792 Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. 539 00:23:59,917 --> 00:24:01,194 Sophie, no, no, no. 540 00:24:01,319 --> 00:24:03,029 You are not gonna go in there and steal a real Mettier. 541 00:24:03,154 --> 00:24:04,464 No, no, no. It wouldn't be stealing. 542 00:24:04,589 --> 00:24:06,132 I'd just borrow it just for a little while 543 00:24:06,257 --> 00:24:08,135 just to compare it to ma mystère and prove its a fact. 544 00:24:08,260 --> 00:24:11,839 Which means we have to also steal ma mystère. 545 00:24:11,964 --> 00:24:13,941 I just got you off the hook from stealing that painting. 546 00:24:14,066 --> 00:24:15,976 Now you want to go and steal that and another painting 547 00:24:16,101 --> 00:24:17,478 just to prove it isn't real? I don't want to. 548 00:24:17,603 --> 00:24:19,480 What I want is for you to take me at my word. 549 00:24:19,605 --> 00:24:21,149 We've been working together for five years, 550 00:24:21,274 --> 00:24:22,984 sleeping together for two. 551 00:24:23,109 --> 00:24:24,653 I mean, what is it gonna take? 552 00:24:29,516 --> 00:24:34,664 Sterling is sitting right on top of ma mystère. 553 00:24:34,789 --> 00:24:37,500 Are you telling me you can't outsmart Sterling? 554 00:24:37,625 --> 00:24:39,001 I can't. 555 00:24:39,126 --> 00:24:42,004 But he can't outsmart me, either. 556 00:24:42,129 --> 00:24:43,172 Okay, you go get Mettier. 557 00:24:43,297 --> 00:24:45,508 I'll deal with Sterling and get ma mystère. 558 00:24:45,633 --> 00:24:47,133 Hmm? 559 00:24:52,439 --> 00:24:56,985 Crate that up, put an evidence sticker on it. 560 00:24:57,110 --> 00:25:00,322 We'll take it with us when we finish the interviews. 561 00:25:00,447 --> 00:25:07,096 We'll handle the... jurisdictional issues. 562 00:25:07,221 --> 00:25:08,064 What do you want? 563 00:25:08,189 --> 00:25:09,799 Ah, nothing. 564 00:25:09,924 --> 00:25:15,138 That's... that's the whole case? Yeah? 565 00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:17,440 Just... 566 00:25:17,565 --> 00:25:20,310 If by which you mean the means, the motive, the opportunity, 567 00:25:20,435 --> 00:25:22,179 the fact that I found the stolen item 568 00:25:22,304 --> 00:25:23,981 in the possession of the suspect... 569 00:25:24,106 --> 00:25:25,216 Yes, that's my whole case. 570 00:25:25,341 --> 00:25:26,684 I'll put that in front of a jury. 571 00:25:26,809 --> 00:25:28,852 Yeah? Hmm. 572 00:25:28,977 --> 00:25:31,155 You think I've missed something? 573 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,190 Hmm. 574 00:25:33,315 --> 00:25:36,360 That's it. 575 00:25:36,485 --> 00:25:38,696 Oh, you'd like to see my whole case fall apart 576 00:25:38,821 --> 00:25:40,355 just on some little... 577 00:25:41,724 --> 00:25:44,001 Go back to the beginning! 578 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:48,730 Take that... To the billiard room. 579 00:25:52,734 --> 00:25:54,811 Um, all the shipping labels are already on. 580 00:25:54,936 --> 00:25:56,880 Once you get them to the shipping house, 581 00:25:57,005 --> 00:25:59,649 they will unload them and send them to their destination. 582 00:25:59,774 --> 00:26:00,650 Okay. 583 00:26:00,775 --> 00:26:03,453 Oh, goodie. Ooh, that's my painting. 584 00:26:03,578 --> 00:26:04,654 Ma'am? 585 00:26:04,779 --> 00:26:06,322 My painting. I'd like it, please. 586 00:26:06,447 --> 00:26:07,557 Oh, no offense. 587 00:26:07,682 --> 00:26:09,859 You and your company, I've lost art in shipping before, 588 00:26:09,984 --> 00:26:12,662 you see, and I prefer to have my possessions in my possession. 589 00:26:12,787 --> 00:26:14,897 Well, you know I can't just give you the painting. 590 00:26:15,022 --> 00:26:16,566 Oh, I'm sorry. You don't know who I am? 591 00:26:16,691 --> 00:26:19,068 I'm the duchess of Islington-barrow. 592 00:26:19,193 --> 00:26:21,338 That is my property, and I would like it. 593 00:26:21,463 --> 00:26:22,639 I need to see some I.D. 594 00:26:22,764 --> 00:26:26,977 Do I look as if I came out carrying out I.D. On me? 595 00:26:27,102 --> 00:26:28,679 Miss Hardt? 596 00:26:28,804 --> 00:26:29,813 Oh, uh, yes, Miss Collins. 597 00:26:29,938 --> 00:26:31,081 Oh, Miss Hardt, I've got to say, 598 00:26:31,206 --> 00:26:32,583 I'm really impressed with your security. 599 00:26:32,708 --> 00:26:35,252 I was thinking I'd like to hire them the next time 600 00:26:35,377 --> 00:26:37,588 the London art museum loans something out. 601 00:26:37,713 --> 00:26:40,324 The thing is, I was asking him for his contact info 602 00:26:40,449 --> 00:26:41,525 and he wouldn't give it to me. 603 00:26:41,650 --> 00:26:43,026 What? No. 604 00:26:43,151 --> 00:26:44,861 Which, you know, he said it's protocol. I get it. 605 00:26:44,986 --> 00:26:46,196 You know, it's good for security, 606 00:26:46,321 --> 00:26:48,197 but it's rubbish for business. 607 00:26:48,322 --> 00:26:49,732 Do you think you could just... 608 00:26:49,857 --> 00:26:52,034 Frank, Frank, don't be paranoid. Just give it to her. 609 00:26:52,159 --> 00:26:56,038 Thank you. Frank, let's be friends. Don't pout. 610 00:26:56,163 --> 00:26:57,930 Cold. 611 00:27:00,233 --> 00:27:02,768 Cold. 612 00:27:05,972 --> 00:27:07,273 Cold, cold. 613 00:27:09,309 --> 00:27:10,776 Cold. 614 00:27:14,714 --> 00:27:15,781 Warm. 615 00:27:16,849 --> 00:27:17,725 Ish. 616 00:27:17,850 --> 00:27:19,060 Get out. 617 00:27:19,185 --> 00:27:20,895 Hmm? 618 00:27:21,020 --> 00:27:22,087 Very warm. 619 00:27:25,892 --> 00:27:27,370 Follow him. 620 00:27:27,495 --> 00:27:28,995 Yes, sir. 621 00:27:50,384 --> 00:27:54,855 I-I just left my phone in here. 622 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,437 You guys, cake's on fire! 623 00:28:01,562 --> 00:28:02,605 Oh, God! Oh! 624 00:28:02,730 --> 00:28:03,939 Excuse me. Let me through here. 625 00:28:04,064 --> 00:28:05,298 Watch out, people. Move back. 626 00:28:16,209 --> 00:28:18,453 Darn phone. I just can't find it. 627 00:28:18,578 --> 00:28:20,479 I can't find the darn phone. 628 00:28:22,883 --> 00:28:25,594 Mettier mixed his own paint. 629 00:28:25,719 --> 00:28:29,098 He used copal resin and clay earth found near his home. 630 00:28:29,223 --> 00:28:32,101 There's no way a forger could match 631 00:28:32,226 --> 00:28:34,269 the exact chemical composition of his paint. 632 00:28:34,394 --> 00:28:35,804 Okay. 633 00:28:35,929 --> 00:28:39,308 A little, uh, silver Polish. Right. 634 00:28:39,433 --> 00:28:40,742 That. 635 00:28:40,867 --> 00:28:42,535 Bleach. 636 00:28:44,104 --> 00:28:46,814 And top it off... 637 00:28:48,107 --> 00:28:50,218 With some fine vodka. 638 00:28:50,343 --> 00:28:52,211 I think I drank this in college. 639 00:28:53,780 --> 00:28:57,492 This from this painting. 640 00:28:57,617 --> 00:29:00,019 And a little of that from that painting. 641 00:29:06,826 --> 00:29:08,761 Okay. If you will. 642 00:29:14,968 --> 00:29:16,178 Well, that is a match. 643 00:29:16,303 --> 00:29:18,680 They can't match. 644 00:29:18,805 --> 00:29:20,182 It's as close as we're gonna get 645 00:29:20,307 --> 00:29:21,616 without stealing a chemistry lab, 646 00:29:21,741 --> 00:29:26,621 and we're not gonna go, you know, steal a-a chemistry I... 647 00:29:26,746 --> 00:29:29,957 I was just... I was so sure it was gonna be... 648 00:29:30,082 --> 00:29:33,294 Something else. 649 00:29:33,419 --> 00:29:36,788 I was wrong, I guess. It ma mystère. 650 00:29:38,457 --> 00:29:41,292 What did you think it was gonna be? 651 00:29:45,697 --> 00:29:49,243 There is one other possibility, of course. 652 00:29:49,368 --> 00:29:52,913 The paintings match. 653 00:29:53,038 --> 00:29:57,584 So either that is the real ma mystère or... 654 00:29:57,709 --> 00:29:59,586 It's a fake Mettier. 655 00:29:59,711 --> 00:30:00,654 That doesn't make sense. 656 00:30:00,779 --> 00:30:02,556 It came straight out of Gault's collection. 657 00:30:02,681 --> 00:30:04,558 Even if there was a fake in there, 658 00:30:04,683 --> 00:30:07,194 what are the chances that I just happened to steal that one? 659 00:30:07,319 --> 00:30:09,697 Slim. 660 00:30:09,822 --> 00:30:13,125 Unless all the paintings are fake. 661 00:30:14,761 --> 00:30:19,265 Or Gault's entire collection is fake. 662 00:30:21,134 --> 00:30:23,047 So let me get this straight. 663 00:30:23,216 --> 00:30:24,759 You stole not one, let but two paintings, ht. 664 00:30:24,884 --> 00:30:27,728 One of which you spent the entire day 665 00:30:27,853 --> 00:30:29,563 trying to convince me you did not steal, 666 00:30:29,688 --> 00:30:31,232 all because your girlfriend here, 667 00:30:31,357 --> 00:30:34,669 an unrepentant, inveterate, professional liar... 668 00:30:34,794 --> 00:30:36,704 That's uncalled for. 669 00:30:36,829 --> 00:30:39,206 Told you with no evidence whatsoever 670 00:30:39,331 --> 00:30:40,707 that ma mystère was fake. 671 00:30:40,832 --> 00:30:42,409 Now you're so sure that she's right, 672 00:30:42,534 --> 00:30:44,744 that you not only think that this painting is a fake, 673 00:30:44,869 --> 00:30:47,714 but every other Mettier that was in the house, 674 00:30:47,839 --> 00:30:50,750 the entire collection, is also fake? 675 00:30:50,875 --> 00:30:52,509 That's right. 676 00:30:54,745 --> 00:30:57,256 Arrest them both. 677 00:30:57,381 --> 00:30:59,125 On what charge? 678 00:30:59,250 --> 00:31:00,192 Theft. 679 00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:01,761 We've brought you back the paintings. 680 00:31:01,886 --> 00:31:04,030 Obstructing an investigation. 681 00:31:04,155 --> 00:31:05,264 We're helping you with your investigation. 682 00:31:05,389 --> 00:31:07,033 Being annoying and crazy. 683 00:31:07,158 --> 00:31:07,944 That's not a crime. 684 00:31:08,069 --> 00:31:09,799 Since when was that a crime? No, it's not. 685 00:31:10,928 --> 00:31:12,595 I don't care! 686 00:31:14,365 --> 00:31:15,775 All right, all right, all right. 687 00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:22,215 Say, just say, that you're right. 688 00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:24,184 Do you have any idea what it would take 689 00:31:24,309 --> 00:31:26,819 to replace every one of these paintings with a forgery? 690 00:31:26,944 --> 00:31:28,187 Yeah, well, for starters, I mean, 691 00:31:28,312 --> 00:31:29,823 you would probably need an elderly victim 692 00:31:29,948 --> 00:31:31,558 whose eyesight was shot so much to the point 693 00:31:31,683 --> 00:31:33,093 where he wouldn't notice the switches. 694 00:31:33,218 --> 00:31:36,797 He'd have to repaint every single painting. 695 00:31:36,922 --> 00:31:39,133 Yes. Yes, so you'd need time. 696 00:31:39,258 --> 00:31:40,601 Months. Months. 697 00:31:40,726 --> 00:31:43,837 You'd need a detailed knowledge of Mettier, 698 00:31:43,962 --> 00:31:45,406 plus access to all the paintings. 699 00:31:45,531 --> 00:31:47,074 Yes, and most important, of course, 700 00:31:47,199 --> 00:31:49,276 you would need the ability to establish provenance. 701 00:31:49,401 --> 00:31:51,278 You would need to declare, without question, 702 00:31:51,403 --> 00:31:52,813 that every one of these paintings 703 00:31:52,938 --> 00:31:55,816 is absolutely and undeniably legitimate. 704 00:31:55,941 --> 00:31:58,351 The curator. 705 00:32:01,146 --> 00:32:02,355 Hey! 706 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,591 I don't suppose anyone here spent the last few years 707 00:32:04,716 --> 00:32:08,227 secretly replacing every Mettier in the house with forgeries 708 00:32:08,352 --> 00:32:09,887 while no one was looking. 709 00:32:16,961 --> 00:32:18,972 Very slick interrogation. 710 00:32:19,097 --> 00:32:20,641 I didn't think that would work. 711 00:32:20,766 --> 00:32:21,642 She's getting away. 712 00:32:21,767 --> 00:32:24,769 I didn't think that would work! 713 00:32:27,607 --> 00:32:29,818 All right, uh, you go that way and I'll go this... 714 00:32:55,503 --> 00:32:57,513 Fleeing the scene of the crime, 715 00:32:57,638 --> 00:32:59,181 she slipped on the edge of the pool, 716 00:32:59,306 --> 00:33:01,183 hit her head, fell in. 717 00:33:01,308 --> 00:33:03,352 Accidental death. 718 00:33:03,477 --> 00:33:07,523 Nothing like bringing a thief to justice again. 719 00:33:07,648 --> 00:33:09,825 Hey, you know what? Look at the bright side. 720 00:33:09,950 --> 00:33:11,160 You solved a theft, a murder. 721 00:33:11,285 --> 00:33:13,029 And once you go through that woman's records, 722 00:33:13,154 --> 00:33:15,499 you'll find all the people that bought those stolen paintings. 723 00:33:15,624 --> 00:33:17,234 I mean, it was a pretty big forgery ring. 724 00:33:17,359 --> 00:33:20,370 And despite your efforts to drop off the map, 725 00:33:20,495 --> 00:33:23,206 I now know your new base of operations. 726 00:33:23,331 --> 00:33:27,210 Everything is sunshine and rainbows. 727 00:33:27,335 --> 00:33:29,545 Be seeing you. 728 00:33:29,670 --> 00:33:33,215 Ugh. He thinks he's so intimidating, but he's not. 729 00:33:33,340 --> 00:33:35,885 Let's get the hell out of here before he changes his mind. 730 00:33:36,010 --> 00:33:37,644 Yeah. 731 00:33:43,850 --> 00:33:46,729 I was right. It was like old times. 732 00:33:46,854 --> 00:33:48,731 It was. 733 00:33:48,856 --> 00:33:52,235 Art theft, chases, dresses, and tuxedos. 734 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,571 I just... 735 00:33:54,696 --> 00:33:56,740 I wish I had gotten to see the real ma mystère. 736 00:33:56,865 --> 00:33:58,208 Eh. 737 00:33:58,333 --> 00:34:00,377 Sterling might find it once he goes through Katrina's files. 738 00:34:00,502 --> 00:34:01,744 Mm. 739 00:34:01,869 --> 00:34:06,583 I'm sorry I couldn't tell you how I knew it was a fake. 740 00:34:06,708 --> 00:34:08,752 It's just, it's personal. 741 00:34:08,877 --> 00:34:11,154 But I really appreciate your faith. 742 00:34:11,279 --> 00:34:12,289 I-I treasure it. 743 00:34:12,414 --> 00:34:14,425 You made a good point. 744 00:34:14,550 --> 00:34:16,427 I should trust you. I mean, I do trust you. 745 00:34:16,552 --> 00:34:19,387 I do. And... 746 00:34:22,325 --> 00:34:25,871 Look, you and me, we're... 747 00:34:25,996 --> 00:34:28,340 Me and you, we're... 748 00:34:28,465 --> 00:34:32,135 Oh, it's just that... We are, uh... 749 00:34:33,971 --> 00:34:36,348 Shoes. 750 00:34:36,473 --> 00:34:37,850 Huh? 751 00:34:37,975 --> 00:34:40,886 That's how I found you. Your shoes. 752 00:34:41,011 --> 00:34:42,888 When you left that day, you know, 753 00:34:43,013 --> 00:34:45,892 you were wearing your fancy shoes, uh, the high heels. 754 00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:48,895 They're high enough for fashion, low enough to run in. 755 00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:50,397 You never looked at my feet. 756 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:52,399 Didn't have to. They sound different on a wooden floor. 757 00:34:52,524 --> 00:34:54,168 You're so clever. 758 00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:55,403 What about the party? 759 00:34:55,528 --> 00:34:57,672 Well, I mean, if you were wearing those shoes, 760 00:34:57,797 --> 00:35:00,241 it meant one thing... an event, which meant catering. 761 00:35:00,366 --> 00:35:02,143 So I called all the high-end caterers 762 00:35:02,268 --> 00:35:04,646 and I found that, uh, there was one party. 763 00:35:04,771 --> 00:35:05,814 An art auction. 764 00:35:05,939 --> 00:35:08,450 That brain of yours is very, very sexy. 765 00:35:08,575 --> 00:35:11,888 Oh, thank you very much. How about the rest of me? 766 00:35:12,013 --> 00:35:15,892 It's a little beat-up, but... 767 00:35:16,017 --> 00:35:19,996 It has its charm. 768 00:35:20,121 --> 00:35:25,458 I have a change of clothes for the morning. 769 00:35:40,007 --> 00:35:43,576 I'm such an idiot. 770 00:35:49,148 --> 00:35:50,858 Nate? 771 00:36:12,738 --> 00:36:16,284 It didn't matter how many times she came in and out. 772 00:36:16,409 --> 00:36:19,120 She still couldn't crack the second alarm. 773 00:36:21,414 --> 00:36:24,349 But you knew that already, didn't you? 774 00:36:25,763 --> 00:36:27,916 They'll hear a gunshot. 775 00:36:28,522 --> 00:36:29,878 Place is empty. 776 00:36:30,081 --> 00:36:32,123 Too much death. 777 00:36:32,248 --> 00:36:34,190 Everybody's freaked out. 778 00:36:34,315 --> 00:36:35,591 Art school in Paris? 779 00:36:35,716 --> 00:36:38,360 Wasn't talented enough to sell my stuff. 780 00:36:38,485 --> 00:36:40,629 But after dad cut me off, well, 781 00:36:40,754 --> 00:36:42,564 talented enough to fake other people's art. 782 00:36:42,689 --> 00:36:44,934 Good coin for a while, too. 783 00:36:45,059 --> 00:36:48,103 Then he got sick and I came home to scam some money, 784 00:36:48,228 --> 00:36:49,237 and there it was. 785 00:36:49,362 --> 00:36:51,773 A whole house full of valuable paintings. 786 00:36:51,898 --> 00:36:54,008 Hmm. With its own curator. 787 00:36:54,133 --> 00:36:55,276 Lonely curator. 788 00:36:55,401 --> 00:36:57,979 The interpol agent found out about the forgeries. 789 00:36:58,104 --> 00:37:00,147 Woody, they know. They know about the paintings. 790 00:37:00,272 --> 00:37:02,149 Aah! 791 00:37:02,274 --> 00:37:04,985 You'd, um, switch out one painting every couple of months. 792 00:37:05,110 --> 00:37:07,487 Nice. 793 00:37:07,612 --> 00:37:09,722 When did you decide to go after ma mystère? 794 00:37:09,847 --> 00:37:12,124 When I saw the keypad, and I knew the numbers. 795 00:37:12,249 --> 00:37:15,327 You painted the duplicate in advance. 796 00:37:15,452 --> 00:37:18,997 Of course, you'd, um, have to guess what it looked like. 797 00:37:19,122 --> 00:37:20,065 No one else had seen it. 798 00:37:20,190 --> 00:37:21,834 Ah. 799 00:37:21,959 --> 00:37:26,338 But tried to keep it close at hand, didn't you? 800 00:37:26,463 --> 00:37:28,598 Do you think that's what tipped him? 801 00:37:32,969 --> 00:37:35,481 When he saw someone was going in and out of the vault, 802 00:37:35,606 --> 00:37:39,151 he called the alarm company and took precautions. 803 00:37:40,544 --> 00:37:42,921 Although you'd gone in and out a bunch of times, 804 00:37:43,046 --> 00:37:46,324 he changed the code on that last trip. 805 00:37:46,449 --> 00:37:49,560 Why did you go in and out so many times? 806 00:37:49,685 --> 00:37:51,362 Think you got it all figured out. 807 00:37:51,487 --> 00:37:53,764 But you're not as smart as you think you are. 808 00:37:53,889 --> 00:37:55,566 I'm smarter than you. 809 00:37:55,691 --> 00:37:58,202 I'm smart enough not to kill my partner. 810 00:38:01,030 --> 00:38:03,574 You are a compulsive, obsessive, selfish... 811 00:38:03,699 --> 00:38:05,910 Really should run! 812 00:38:06,035 --> 00:38:08,837 Right. 813 00:38:14,677 --> 00:38:16,755 Oh! Just letting you know, if we die, I blame you. 814 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,757 I know. None of this would have happened 815 00:38:18,882 --> 00:38:20,592 if you'd just gone to the movies like I told you. 816 00:38:20,717 --> 00:38:22,027 Yeah, if I'd gone to the movies, you'd be in jail right now. 817 00:38:24,021 --> 00:38:25,064 Jail is a big improvement on my current prospect 818 00:38:25,189 --> 00:38:26,289 of soon to be murdered. 819 00:38:29,861 --> 00:38:30,927 Sophie, run. Run. 820 00:38:46,246 --> 00:38:48,958 You kept the cuffs. Naughty. 821 00:38:49,083 --> 00:38:51,627 That the shallow end, right? 822 00:38:51,752 --> 00:38:54,086 Oops. 823 00:38:55,622 --> 00:38:56,765 Anyone else in the vicinity 824 00:38:56,890 --> 00:38:58,233 you'd like me to arrest for the same crime? 825 00:38:58,358 --> 00:39:00,569 Or is three our lucky number? 826 00:39:00,694 --> 00:39:01,903 This is it. 827 00:39:02,028 --> 00:39:04,005 He got ma mystère out, but Gault changed the code 828 00:39:04,130 --> 00:39:06,308 before he could get the fake into place. 829 00:39:06,433 --> 00:39:07,576 Yes. 830 00:39:07,701 --> 00:39:09,044 Couldn't let a perfectly good fake go to waste, 831 00:39:09,169 --> 00:39:10,412 so he framed Paolo with it. 832 00:39:10,537 --> 00:39:12,014 And the real ma mystère? 833 00:39:12,139 --> 00:39:13,816 Eh, we'll get it out of him. 834 00:39:13,941 --> 00:39:15,484 Again... 835 00:39:15,609 --> 00:39:16,619 Be seeing you. 836 00:39:16,744 --> 00:39:19,288 Turns out, you're still 837 00:39:19,413 --> 00:39:21,290 the second-best detective I've ever known. 838 00:39:21,415 --> 00:39:22,858 Ah. So are you. 839 00:39:22,983 --> 00:39:26,662 You ever want to do this again, call me. 840 00:39:26,787 --> 00:39:29,164 I'm hiring. 841 00:39:29,289 --> 00:39:31,199 And you can bring the art thief. 842 00:39:31,324 --> 00:39:33,869 Ex-art thief. 843 00:39:36,329 --> 00:39:38,830 Ex-art thief. 844 00:39:47,005 --> 00:39:51,317 I would really have liked to have seen it, just to know. 845 00:39:51,442 --> 00:39:56,490 How does a forger defeat a two-tiered security system 846 00:39:56,615 --> 00:39:59,059 in less than an afternoon? 847 00:39:59,184 --> 00:40:02,062 I mean, when they don't have those skills, 848 00:40:02,187 --> 00:40:04,455 the skill he does have... 849 00:40:05,424 --> 00:40:07,225 Is in construction. 850 00:40:14,934 --> 00:40:18,312 See, all he had to do was just wait until after the auction. 851 00:40:18,437 --> 00:40:20,815 Shecter turned off the alarm on the painting. 852 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:21,977 Then they could come back anytime. 853 00:40:22,002 --> 00:40:25,412 They just had to keep the painting hidden. 854 00:40:26,037 --> 00:40:28,639 So he built a false wall and hid the painting there. 855 00:40:33,146 --> 00:40:35,424 I bared my soul to him. 856 00:40:35,549 --> 00:40:37,492 You bared more than your soul. 857 00:40:37,617 --> 00:40:39,328 He vowed it would never be seen by the world 858 00:40:39,453 --> 00:40:42,163 till after my death. 859 00:40:42,288 --> 00:40:43,664 So we're gonna steal it. 860 00:40:43,789 --> 00:40:44,832 Of course we are, darling. 861 00:40:44,957 --> 00:40:46,167 To honor his wishes. 862 00:40:46,292 --> 00:40:47,502 Of course. 863 00:40:47,627 --> 00:40:48,670 ma mystère. 864 00:40:48,795 --> 00:40:51,472 He never even showed it to me after he painted it, 865 00:40:51,597 --> 00:40:55,243 and then I wasn't really tempted when I knew it was locked up. 866 00:40:55,368 --> 00:40:56,578 That's... 867 00:40:56,703 --> 00:40:58,079 Yes. 868 00:40:58,204 --> 00:40:59,447 You are... 869 00:40:59,572 --> 00:41:01,082 Very young. 870 00:41:01,207 --> 00:41:02,875 And... 871 00:41:05,045 --> 00:41:08,380 Very naked. Yes. 872 00:41:19,927 --> 00:41:21,136 I think you look better now. 873 00:41:21,261 --> 00:41:22,204 Oh. 874 00:41:22,329 --> 00:41:26,666 Mr. Ford, you are quite the charmer.