1 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:05,320 Sherlock: Who are you? Moriarty: Jim moriarty. 2 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:10,040 S h e rlock: Consulting criminal. 3 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:15,240 Moriarty: I have loved this, this little game of ours. 4 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:19,120 Sh erlock: People have died. Moriarty: That's what people do! 5 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:24,880 Sherlock: I will stop you. 6 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:27,720 If you don't stop prying... 7 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:30,720 I'll burn you. 8 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:35,880 I will burn the heart out of you. 9 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:39,960 Sherlock: Catch you later. 10 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:44,360 Moriarty: No, you won't. 11 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:52,360 Sorry, boys. I'm so changeable. (Laughs) 12 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:55,720 It is a weakness with me, but to be fair to myself, 13 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,280 it is my only weakness. 14 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:02,240 You can't be allowed to continue. You just can't. 15 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,160 I would try to convince you, 16 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:09,200 but everything I have to say has already crossed your mind. 17 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,560 Probably my answer has crossed yours. 18 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,160 (Mobile phone playing sta yin'alll/e) 19 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,760 Do you mind if I get that? 20 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:58,760 Oh no, please. You've got the rest of your life. 21 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:03,240 Hello? 22 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:07,400 Yes, of course it is. What do you want? 23 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:08,560 (Mouthing) 24 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:13,000 Say that again! 25 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,720 Say that again and know that if you're lying to me, 26 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:23,040 I will find you and I will skin you. 27 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:28,160 Wait. 28 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,800 Sorry, 29 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:45,680 wrong day to die. 30 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:49,520 Oh. Did you get a better offer? 31 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:55,440 You'll be hearing from me, Sherlock. 32 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,920 So if you have what you say you have, I will make you rich. 33 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,640 If you don't, 34 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,680 I'll make you into shoes. 35 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,000 (Snaps fingers) 36 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:25,160 (Sighs) 37 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:26,800 What happened there? 38 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,960 Someone changed his mind. 39 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,400 The question is, who? 40 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,960 Well, now, have you been wicked, your highness? 41 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:42,920 Woman: Yes, miss adler. 42 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:20,760 (Police siren wailing) 43 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:29,680 - What are you typing? - A blog. 44 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,400 - About? - Us. 45 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,000 - You mean me. - Why? 46 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:36,400 (Clearing throat) Well, you're typing a lot. 47 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:37,640 (Doorbell rings) 48 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:39,880 Right, then. So, what have we got? 49 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,640 My wife seems to be spending 50 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,800 - a very long time at the office. - Sherlock: Boring. 51 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:48,080 I think my husband 52 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,480 - might be having an affair. - Yes. 53 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:55,280 She's not my real aunt, she's been replaced. I know she has. 54 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,600 - I know human ash. - Leave. 55 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:01,520 We are prepared to offer any sum of money you care to mention 56 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,560 - for the recovery of these files. - Bofing! 57 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:07,040 We have this website, it explains the true meaning of comic books, 58 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:09,000 'cause people miss a lot of the themes. 59 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:12,560 Uh, but then all the comic books started coming true. 60 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,240 Sh erlock: Oh, interesting. 61 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,520 "Geek interpreter", what's that? 62 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:22,760 - That's the title. - What does it need a title for? 63 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,880 Do people actually read your blog? 64 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,736 John: Where do you think our clients come from? 65 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:29,816 Sherlock: I have a website. 66 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:32,520 In which you enumerate 240 different types of tobacco ash. 67 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:33,920 Nobody's reading your website. 68 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,920 Right, then, dyed blonde hair, no obvious cause of death 69 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,640 except for these speckles, whatever they are. 70 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,200 Oh, for god's sakes! 71 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,400 - —What? - "The speckled blonde"? 72 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:57,200 They wouldn't let us see grandad when he was dead. 73 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,760 Is that 'cause he'd gone to heaven? 74 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:00,536 Sherlock: People don't really go to heaven when they die, 75 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,080 they're taken to a special room and burned. 76 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:04,440 John: Sherlock... 77 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:07,560 Lestrade: There was a plane crash in dusseldorf yesterday. 78 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,480 - Everyone dead. - Suspected terrorist bomb. 79 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:13,016 - We do watch the news. - You said "boring" and turned over. 80 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:16,080 Well, according to the flight details, this man was checked in on board. 81 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:18,256 Inside his coat he's got a stub from his boarding pass, 82 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:20,760 napkins from the flight, even one of those special biscuits. 83 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,840 Here's his passport, stamped in Berlin airport. 84 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:28,240 So this man should have died in a plane crash in Germany yesterday, 85 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:30,320 but instead he's in a car boot in southwark. 86 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:31,920 Lucky escape. 87 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,480 - Any ideas? - Eight so far. 88 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,280 Okay, four ideas. 89 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:47,160 Maybe two ideas. 90 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,560 No, no, no, don't mention the unsolved ones. 91 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:53,640 People want to know you're human. 92 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,280 - Why? - Because they're interested. 93 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:58,160 - No, they're not. Why are they? - Hmm, look at that. 94 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,520 One thousand, eight hundred and ninety-five. 95 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,456 - Sorry, what? - I reset that counter last night. 96 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:05,680 This blog has had nearly 2,000 hits in the last eight hours. 97 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:07,800 This is your living, Sherlock, 98 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:10,200 not 240 different types of tobacco ash. 99 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,560 Two hundred and forty-three. 100 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,680 Sherlock: So what's this one? 101 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:18,600 - "Bellybutton murders"? - "The navel treatment"? 102 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:20,520 (Sherlock groans) 103 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,560 There's a lot of press outside, guys. 104 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:24,456 Sherlock: Well, they won't be interested in us. 105 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:27,320 Yeah, that was before you were an Internet phenomenon. 106 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:30,960 Couple of them specifically wanted photographs of you two. 107 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:32,520 For god's sake! 108 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,680 - John. - Hmm? 109 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,240 Cover your face and walk fast. 110 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:40,736 Lestrade: Still, it's good for the public image, 111 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,120 big case like this. 112 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:44,920 I'm a private detective, the last thing I need is a public image! 113 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,040 Irene: Hello. I think it's time, don't you? 114 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:41,720 Ugh! 115 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:49,920 Oh, dear! Thumbs? 116 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,800 The door was... the door was... 117 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:03,200 Boys! You've got another one! 118 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:10,560 Sherlock: Tell us from the start, don't be boring. 119 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:15,160 (Car engine spuitering) 120 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,400 (Engine struggling to turn over) 121 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,040 (Sighs) 122 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:13,280 Hey, are you okay? 123 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,400 Excuse me! 124 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,640 Are you all right? 125 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:30,960 Sir, phone call for you. 126 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:33,880 Carter. 127 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,456 Lestrade: Have you heard of Sherlock Holmes? 128 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:37,280 - Who? - Well, you're about to meet him now. 129 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,080 This is your case, it's entirely up to you, 130 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:42,680 this is just friendly advice, but give Sherlock five minutes 131 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:46,320 on your crime scene and listen to everything that he has to say. 132 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,760 And as far as possible, 133 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,960 try not to punch him. 134 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:51,800 Okay. 135 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,360 Sir, this gentleman says he needs to speak to you. 136 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:57,040 Yes, I know. Sherlock Holmes. 137 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,320 John Watson. Are you set up for Wi-Fi? 138 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,600 Joh n: You realise this is a tiny bit humiliating? 139 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:09,600 It's okay, I'm fine. Now, show me to the stream. 140 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,640 Joh n: I didn't really mean for you. 141 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:13,880 Look, this is a six. 142 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:18,560 There's no point in my leaving the flat for anything less than a seven, 143 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:19,640 we agreed. 144 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:22,320 Now, go back, show me the grass. 145 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,600 - When did we agree that? - We agreed it yesterday. 146 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:25,880 Stop. 147 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,280 Closer. 148 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,280 I wasn't even at home yesterday, I was in Dublin. 149 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,096 It's hardly my fault you weren't listening. 150 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,760 - —(Doorbell ringing) - Shut up! 151 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,056 Joh n: Do you just carry on talking when I'm away? 152 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,840 I don't know, how often are you away? 153 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:41,040 Now, show me the car that backfired 154 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,760 it's there. 155 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,080 That's the one that made the noise, yes? 156 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:50,600 Yeah. If you're thinking gunshot, there wasn't one. 157 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:53,720 He wasn't shot, he was killed by a single blow 158 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,760 to the back of the head from a blunt instrument, 159 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,280 which then magically disappeared, along with the killer. 160 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,000 It's got to be an eight, at least. 161 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:03,880 You've got two more minutes, they want to know more about the driver. 162 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,096 Oh, forget him, he's an idiot. 163 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:06,840 Why else would he think himself a suspect? 164 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:08,960 I think he's a suspect. 165 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:12,080 - Pass me over. - All right, but there's a mute button 166 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,840 and I will use it. 167 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,040 Up a bit! I'm not talking from down here! 168 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,800 Okay. Just take it, take it. 169 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,376 Having driven to an isolated location and successfully committed a crime 170 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,056 without a single witness, why would he then call the police 171 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:24,120 and consult a detective? Fair play? 172 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,680 He's trying to be clever. It's over-confidence. 173 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:29,080 Did you see him? 174 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,840 Morbidly obese, the undisguised halitosis of a single man 175 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,176 living on his own. The right sleeve of an Internet porn addict 176 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,376 and the breathing pattern of an untreated heart condition, 177 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:39,080 low self-esteem, tiny IQ and a limited life expectancy 178 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,760 and you think he's an audacious criminal mastermind? 179 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,440 Don't worry, this is just stupid. 180 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,480 What did you say? Heart what? 181 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:48,560 - Go to the stream. - What's in the stream? 182 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,320 - Go and see. - Sherlock! 183 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,920 You weren't answering your doorbell. 184 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,576 His room's through the back, get him some clothes. 185 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,520 - Who the hell are you? - Sorry, mr Holmes... 186 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,096 - John: Sherlock, what's going on? - You're coming with us. 187 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,400 I've lost him. I don't know what... 188 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,520 - Dr Watson? - Yeah. 189 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,040 - It's for you. - Okay, thanks. 190 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,240 Uh, no, sir, the helicopter. 191 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,760 Please, mr Holmes, where you're going you'll want to be dressed. 192 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,160 I know exactly where I'm going. 193 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,280 (Indistinct speech on radio) 194 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,960 - Are you wearing any pants? - No. 195 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,160 Okay. 196 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,320 At Buckingham Palace. Right. (Clears throat) 197 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:01,440 (Sighs) I am seriously fighting an impulse to steal an ashtray. 198 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,840 (Joh n clears th roat) 199 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:11,520 What are we doing here, Sherlock? Seriously, what? 200 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:14,320 - I don't know. - Here to see the queen? 201 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,080 Oh, apparently, yes. 202 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:23,400 Just once can you two behave like grownups? 203 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:26,200 We solve crimes, I blog about it and he forgets his pants. 204 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:27,496 I wouldn't hold out too much hope. 205 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,080 I was in the middle of a case, mycroft. 206 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:31,240 What, the hiker and the backfire? 207 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,480 I glanced at the police report, a bit obvious, surely? 208 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:34,560 Transparent. 209 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,280 Time to move on, then. (Clearing throat) 210 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:44,160 We are in Buckingham Palace, at the very heart of the British nation. 211 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:47,000 Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on! 212 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,400 - What for? - Your client. 213 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,520 And my client is? 214 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:54,040 Illustrious, in the extreme. 215 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:58,440 And remaining, I have to inform you, entirely anonymous. 216 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,120 - Mycroft. - Harry. 217 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,320 May I just apologise for the state of my little brother? 218 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,360 A full-time occupation, I imagine. 219 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,200 And this must be drjohn Watson, formerly of 220 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:11,280 - the fifth northumberland fusiliers? - Hello, yes. 221 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:14,080 My employer is a tremendous fan of your blog. 222 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,936 - Your employer? - Particularly enjoyed the one 223 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,920 - about the aluminium crutch. - Thank you. 224 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,480 (Joh n clearing th roat) 225 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:23,720 And mr Holmes the younger, you look taller in your photographs. 226 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,320 I take the precaution of a good coat and a short friend. 227 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,400 Mycroft, I don't do anonymous clients. 228 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,240 I'm used to mystery at one end of my cases, 229 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,280 both ends is too much work. Good morning. 230 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,720 This is a matter of national importance. Grow up! 231 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,840 - Get off my sheet! - Or what? 232 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,120 - Or I'll just walk away. - I'll let you. 233 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,840 Boys, please. Not here. 234 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:48,040 Who is my client? 235 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,176 Take a look at where you're standing and make a deduction. 236 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,280 You are to be engaged by the highest in the land. 237 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,080 Now, for god's sake! 238 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,240 Put your clothes on! 239 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:04,680 I'll be mother. 240 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,560 And there is a whole childhood in a nutshell. 241 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,120 My employer has a problem. 242 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,400 A matter has come to light of an extremely delicate 243 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:21,720 and potentially criminal nature and in this hour of need, dear brother, 244 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,680 - your name has arisen. - Why? 245 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,296 We have a police force of sorts, even a marginally secret service. 246 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,400 Why come to me? 247 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,600 People do come to you for help, don't they, mr Holmes? 248 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,400 Not to date anyone with a Navy. 249 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,640 This is a matter of the highest security and therefore of trust. 250 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,496 You don't trust your own secret service? 251 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:39,600 Naturally not. They all spy on people for money. 252 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,400 I do think we have a timetable. 253 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,000 Yes, of course. 254 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,680 What do you know about this woman? 255 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,320 Sh erlock: Nothing whatsoever. 256 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,160 Mycrofi': Then you should be paying more attention. 257 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:58,520 (Mobile phone beeping) 258 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,840 She's been at the centre of two political scandals 259 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:05,400 in the last year and recently ended the marriage of a prominent novelist, 260 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:09,440 by having an affair with both participants separately. 261 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,440 Sherlock: You know I don't concern myself with trivia. 262 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:13,640 Who is she? 263 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:19,480 Mycrofi': Irene adler, professionally known as the woman. 264 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,496 Jo h n: Professionally? Mycrofi': There are many names 265 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:26,080 for what she does, she prefers ”dominatrix”. 266 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,880 - Dominatrix. - Don't be alarmed. 267 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,640 - It's to do with sex. - Sex doesn't alarm me. 268 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,760 How would you know? 269 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:43,400 She provides, shall we say, recreational scolding 270 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,200 for those who enjoy that sort of thing 271 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,120 and are prepared to pay for it. 272 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,440 These are all from her website. 273 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:18,440 And I assume this adler woman has some compromising photographs? 274 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,080 Harry: You're very quick, mr Holmes. 275 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,480 Hardly a difficult deduction. Photographs of whom? 276 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,840 A person of significance to my employer. 277 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,560 We'd prefer not to say any more at this time. 278 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,040 You can't tell us anything? 279 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,520 I can tell you it's a young person. 280 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,800 A young female person. 281 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:46,120 - How many photographs? - A considerable number, apparently. 282 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,320 Do miss adler and this young female person 283 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,600 - appear in these photographs together? - Yes, they do. 284 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,680 And I assume in a number of compromising scenarios? 285 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,960 An imaginative range, we are assured. 286 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,680 John, you might want to put that cup back in your saucer now. 287 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,200 - Can you help us, mr Holmes? - How? 288 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,040 - Will you take the case? - What case? 289 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,200 Pay her, now and in full. 290 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:09,480 As miss adler remarks in her masthead, know when you are beaten. 291 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,800 Mycrofi': She doesn't want anything. 292 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:16,320 She got in touch, she informed us that the photographs existed, 293 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,840 she indicated that she had no intention to use them 294 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,680 to extort either money or favour. 295 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,880 Oh, a power play. 296 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:27,080 A power play with the most powerful family in britain. 297 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,400 Now, that is a dominatrix. Ooh, this is getting rather fun, isn't it? 298 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,520 - Sherlock... - Hmm. 299 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,720 - Where is she? - Uh, in London, currently. 300 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,296 - She's staying... - Text me the details, 301 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,696 I'll be in touch by the end of the day. 302 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,336 Do you really think you'll have news by then? 303 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,120 No, I think I'll have the photographs. 304 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,720 One can only hope you're as good as you seem to think. 305 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,840 I'll need some equipment, of course. 306 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,256 Anything you require, I'll have it sent over. 307 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,720 - Can I have a box of matches? - I'm sorry? 308 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,600 Or your cigarette lighter, either will do. 309 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,136 - I don't smoke. - No, I know you don't, 310 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,080 but your employer does. 311 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,280 We have kept a lot of people successfully in the dark 312 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,280 about this little fact, mr Holmes. 313 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:08,000 I'm not the commonwealth. 314 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,280 And that's as modest as he gets. Pleasure to meet you. 315 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:13,840 Laters! 316 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:20,520 Okay, the smoking, how did you know? 317 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:24,056 The evidence was right under your nose, John, as ever you see 318 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,440 - but do not observe. - Observe what? 319 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:27,920 The ashtray. 320 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:40,520 Kate? 321 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:44,760 We're going to have a visitor. I'll need a bit of time to get ready. 322 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:49,280 - A long time? - Hmm, ages. 323 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,120 What are you doing? 324 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,800 I'm going into battle, John, I need the right armour. 325 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,480 - No. - Nah. 326 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,840 - Works for me. - Everything works on you. 327 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,400 - So, what's the plan? - We know her address. 328 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,720 - We just ring her doorbell? - Exactly. Just here, please. 329 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,800 You didn't even change your clothes. 330 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,600 Then it's time to add a splash of colour. 331 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,480 - Are we here? - Two streets away, but this will do. 332 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,640 - For what? - Punch me in the face. 333 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:41,960 Shade? 334 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,280 - Blood. - Punch you? 335 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,920 Yes, punch me, in the face. Didn't you hear me? 336 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,016 I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, 337 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,040 - but it's usually sub-text. - Oh, for god's sakes! 338 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,200 John: Oh! 339 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,880 - (Groans) - Ow! 340 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,920 Thank you, that was, that was... 341 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,720 Okay, I think we're done now, John. 342 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,160 You want to remember, Sherlock, I was a soldier. 343 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,160 - I killed people. - You were a doctor! 344 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,760 I had bad days! 345 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,400 - What are you going to wear? - My battled ress. 346 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,200 Ooh, lucky boy. 347 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:20,600 (Doorbell rings) 348 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:26,680 (Intercom beeping) 349 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:31,320 - Hello? - 0h, um, sorry to disturb you. 350 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,640 Um, I've just been attacked. 351 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:39,280 Um, and I think they, they took my wallet and um, 352 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:43,000 and my phone. Um, please, could you help me? 353 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,080 I can phone the police if you want. 354 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,760 Thank you, thank you. Could you, please? 355 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,720 Er, would you, would you mind if I just waited here, just until they come? 356 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,720 Thank you, thank you so much. 357 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:53,960 (Door buzzing) 358 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:56,960 Thank you. Oh. 359 00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,840 I saw it all happen. It's okay, I'm a doctor. 360 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:04,240 - Now, have you got a first aid kit? - In the kitchen. Please. 361 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,680 - Thank you. - Oh, thank you. 362 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,240 Irene: Hello, sorry to hear that you've been hurt. 363 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:10,880 I don't think Kate caught your name? 364 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,800 I'm so sorry, I'm... 365 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,480 Oh, it's always hard to remember an alias when you've had a fright. 366 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:21,840 Isn't it? 367 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:26,520 There now, we're both defrocked. 368 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:32,040 - Mr Sherlock Holmes. - Miss adler, I presume? 369 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:36,960 Look at those cheekbones. I could cut myself slapping that face. 370 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,640 Would you like me to try? 371 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,080 Right, this should do it. 372 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,760 I've missed something, haven't I? 373 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:55,080 Please, sit down. Or if you'd like some tea, 374 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,520 I can call the maid. 375 00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,520 - I had some at the palace. - I know. 376 00:24:58,600 --> 00:24:59,840 Clearly. 377 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,800 I had a tea, too, at the palace. If anyone's interested. 378 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,920 Do you know the big problem with a disguise, mr Holmes? 379 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,360 However hard you try, it's always a self-portrait. 380 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,536 You think I'm a vicar with a bleeding face? 381 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:44,400 No, I think you're damaged, delusional and believe in a higher power. 382 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,920 In your case, it's yourself. 383 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,040 Hmm, and somebody loves you. 384 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:54,640 If I had to punch that face, I'd avoid your nose and teeth too. 385 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,960 (Laughs dryly) Could you put something on, please? 386 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,760 Er, anything at all, a napkin? 387 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,000 Why? Are you feeling exposed? 388 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,800 I don't thinkjohn knows where to look. 389 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,520 No, I think he knows exactly where. 390 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,880 I'm not sure about you. 391 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,536 If I want to look at naked women, I borrowjohn's laptop. 392 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,520 - You do borrow my laptop. - I confiscate it. 393 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,120 Well, never mind, we've got better things to talk about. 394 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:21,040 Now, tell me, I need to know. How was it done? 395 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:26,080 - —What? - The hiker with the bashed-in head, 396 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,640 how was he killed? 397 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,760 That's not why I'm here. 398 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,536 No, no, no, you're here for the photographs, 399 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:32,880 but that's never going to happen. 400 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,376 And since we're here just chatting anyway... 401 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,736 That story's not been on the news yet, how do you know about it? 402 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,560 I know one of the policemen. Well, I know what he likes. 403 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:43,960 Oh. And you like policemen? 404 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:47,160 I like detective stories. And detectives. 405 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,680 Brainy's the new sexy. 406 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,816 (Mumbling) Position of the car... Uh, the position of the car 407 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,696 relative to the hiker at the time of the backfire, that and the fact 408 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,176 that the death blow was to the back of the head, 409 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,280 that's all you need to know. 410 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:58,920 Okay, tell me, how was he murdered? 411 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:00,640 He wasn't. 412 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,000 - You don't think it was murder? - I know it wasn't. 413 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,480 - How? - The same way that I know 414 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,336 the victim was an excellent sportsman, recently returned from foreign travel 415 00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:10,400 and that the photographs I'm looking for are in this room. 416 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:11,520 Okay, but how? 417 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,360 - So, they are in this room. - Thank you. John, man the door, 418 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,120 let no one in. 419 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:30,320 Two men alone in the countryside, several yards apart and one car. 420 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:33,160 Oh, I... I thought you were looking for the photos now. 421 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:36,320 No, no, looking takes ages, I'm just going to find them, 422 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,696 but you're moderately clever and we've got a moment, 423 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,960 so let's pass the time. Two men, a car and nobody else. 424 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:46,120 Driver's trying to fix his engine. Getting nowhere. 425 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:50,280 And the hiker is taking a moment, looking at the sky. 426 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,640 Watching the birds? Any moment now, something's going to happen. 427 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,760 - —What? - The hiker's going to die. 428 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,040 No, that's the result. What's going to happen? 429 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,880 - I don't understand. - Oh, well, try to. 430 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,000 Why? 431 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,576 Because you cater to the whims of the pathetic 432 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,136 and take your clothes off to make an impression. 433 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:10,600 Stop boring me and think. It's the new sexy. 434 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:14,000 - The car is going to backfire. - There's going to be a loud noise. 435 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,000 - So what? - Oh, noises are important. 436 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,200 Noises can tell you everything. 437 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,920 For instance... 438 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,440 (Smoke alarm ringing) 439 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,080 Thank you. 440 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,960 On hearing a smoke alarm, a mother would look towards her child. 441 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:36,520 Amazing how fire exposes our priorities. 442 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:44,000 I really hope you don't have a baby in here. 443 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,280 All right, John, you can turn it off now. 444 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,280 I said you can turn it off now. 445 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,000 Give me a minute. 446 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,480 Thank you. 447 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,240 Hmm. 448 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:03,120 You should always use gloves with these things, you know. 449 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,216 Heaviest oil deposit is always on the first key used, 450 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,016 that's quite clearly a three, but after that the sequence 451 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,400 is almost impossible to read. 452 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,400 I see from the make that it's a six-digit code. 453 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,080 It can't be your birthday, no disrespect, 454 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:15,320 but clearly you were born in the '80s and 8's barely used, 455 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,080 - —so... - I'd tell you the code right now, 456 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,760 but you know what? I already have. 457 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:22,640 Think. 458 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,640 Hands behind your head, on the floor, keep it still! 459 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,800 - Sorry, Sherlock. - Miss adler, on the floor! 460 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:32,336 Don't you want me on the floor too? 461 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,440 No, sir, I want you to open the safe. 462 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:38,280 American. Interesting. Why would you care? 463 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,880 - Sir, the safe, now, please. - I don't know the code. 464 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,720 We've been listening, she said she told you. 465 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,920 Well if you've been listening, you'll know she didn't. 466 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,640 I'm assuming I missed something. 467 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,640 From your reputation, I'm assuming you didn't, mr Holmes. 468 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,320 For god's sake, she's the one who knows the code, ask her! 469 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,360 Yes, sir, she also knows the code that automatically calls 470 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,640 the police and sets off the burglar alarm. 471 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,736 - I've learned not to trust this woman. - Mr Holmes doesn't... 472 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:04,320 Shut up! One more word out of you, just one, 473 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,600 and I will decorate that wall with the insides of your head. 474 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,080 That, for me, will not be hardship. 475 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,720 Mr Archer, at the count of three, shoot dr Watson. 476 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,800 - —What? - I don't know the code. 477 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,400 - One. - I don't know the code. 478 00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:20,840 - Two. - She didn't tell me, 479 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,160 I don't know it! 480 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,800 I'm prepared to believe you, any second now. 481 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,480 - Th ree! - No, stop! 482 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,000 (Keys beeping) 483 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,080 (Safe u n locking) 484 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,560 Thank you, mr Holmes. Open it, please. 485 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,640 Vatica n ca meos! 486 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,880 - Do you mind? - Not at all. 487 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,080 - He's dead. - Thank you. 488 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,360 You were very observant. 489 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,760 - Observa nt? - I'm flattered. 490 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,880 - Don't be. - Flattered? 491 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:32,656 There'll be more of them, they'll be keeping an eye 492 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,280 on the building. 493 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,960 - We should call the police. - Yes. 494 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,000 (Tyres screeching) 495 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,240 - On their way. - For god's sake! 496 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:48,800 Sherlock: Oh, shut up, it's quick. 497 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,640 Check the rest of the house, see how they got in. 498 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,520 Well, that's the knighthood in the bag. 499 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,200 Oh, and that's mine. 500 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,280 All the photographs are on here, I presume? 501 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,880 I have copies, of course. 502 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,240 No, you don't. 503 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:09,120 You'll have permanently disabled any kind of uplink or connection. 504 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,136 Unless the contents of this phone are provably unique, 505 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:12,680 you wouldn't be able to sell them. 506 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,760 Who said I'm selling? 507 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:16,480 Well, why would they be interested? 508 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,336 Whatever's on the phone, it's clearly not just photographs. 509 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,840 That camera-phone is my life, mr Holmes. 510 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:25,720 I'd die before I let you take it. It's my protection. 511 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,880 - Sherlock! - It was. 512 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,720 (Footsteps approaching) 513 00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,800 - Must have come in this way. - Clearly. 514 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,720 It's all right, she's just out cold. 515 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,880 Well god knows, she's used to that. There's a back door. 516 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,040 Better check it, dr Watson. 517 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,000 Sure. 518 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,320 Sherlock: You're very calm. 519 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,680 Well, your booby trap did just kill a man. 520 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:07,640 He would have killed me. It was self-defence in advance. 521 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,360 What...? What is that? What... 522 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,720 Give it to me. Now. Give it to me. 523 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,480 - No. - Give it to me. 524 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:23,640 - —Ah! No. - Oh, for goodness' sake! 525 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,240 Drop it. 526 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,280 I said drop it! 527 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,960 Ah, thank you, dear. 528 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:36,040 Now, tell that sweet little posh thing the pictures are safe with me. 529 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,640 They're not for blackmail, just for insurance. 530 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:43,720 Besides, I might want to see her again. 531 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,280 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 532 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,400 It's been a pleasure, don't spoil it. 533 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:55,360 This is how I want you to remember me, 534 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,640 the woman who beat you. 535 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,520 Goodnight, mr Sherlock Holmes. 536 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,920 - Jesus! What are you doing? - He'll sleep for a few hours. 537 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,096 Make sure he doesn't choke on his own vomit, 538 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,800 it makes for a very unattractive corpse. 539 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,720 What's this? What have you given him? Sherlock? 540 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:15,080 He'll be fine. I've used it on loads of my friends. 541 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:16,920 Sherlock, can you hear me? 542 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:20,040 You know, I was wrong about him. He did know where to look. 543 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:21,936 For what? What are you talking about? 544 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,960 The key-code to my safe. 545 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,720 - What was it? - Shall I tell him? 546 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:29,880 (Sirens approaching) 547 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,240 My measurements. 548 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,640 - Got it! - Oh. 549 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,760 (Shushing) No, don't get up. 550 00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:54,440 I'll do the talking. 551 00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,200 So the car's about to backfire 552 00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,560 and the hiker, he's staring at the sky. 553 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:06,200 No, you said he could be watching birds, but he wasn't, was he? 554 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:09,360 He was watching another kind of flying thing. 555 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,800 The car backfires and the hiker turns to look. 556 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:17,120 Which was his big mistake. 557 00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:19,456 By the time the driver looks up, the hiker is already dead. 558 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,480 What he doesn't see is what killed him, 559 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,480 because it's already being washed downstream. 560 00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:30,080 An accomplished sportsman recently returned from foreign travel 561 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,600 with a boomerang. 562 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,160 You got that from one look? 563 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,760 Definitely the new sexy. 564 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:58,360 Irene: Hush now, it's okay. 565 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:02,320 I'm only returning your coat. 566 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:04,680 (Grunts) 567 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:10,640 John? 568 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,720 John! 569 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,680 - You okay? - How did I get here? 570 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:23,096 Well, I don't suppose you remember much, you weren't making a lot of sense. 571 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,880 Oh, I should warn you, I think lestrade filmed you on his phone. 572 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:28,680 - Where is she? - Where's who? 573 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,840 - The woman, that woman. - What woman? 574 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,120 The woman! The woman woman! 575 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:36,000 Oh, Irene adler? She got away, no one saw her. 576 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,920 She wasn't here, Sherlock. 577 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:43,080 What are you... what? No, no, no. No. Back to bed. 578 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,280 You'll be fine in the morning. Just sleep. 579 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,720 Of course I'll be fine, I am fine. I'm absolutely fine. 580 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,240 Yes, you're great. Now, I'll be next door if you need me. 581 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,720 - Why would I need you? - No reason at all. 582 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,000 (Woman moans as text message alert) 583 00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:39,560 The photographs are perfectly safe. 584 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,760 In the hands of a fugitive sex worker? 585 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:46,880 She's not interested in blackmail. She wants... protection, for some reason. 586 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,176 I take it you've stood down the police investigation 587 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,296 into the shooting at her house? 588 00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,840 How can we do anything while she has the photographs? 589 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,560 Our hands are tied. 590 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,720 She'd applaud your choice of words. 591 00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,600 You see how this works, that camera-phone 592 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,440 is her get-out-of—jail-free card. You have to leave her alone. 593 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,560 Treat her like royalty, mycroft. 594 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,560 Though not the way she treats royalty. 595 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,320 - —(Woman moans as message tone) - What was that? 596 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,240 Text. 597 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,040 But what was that noise? 598 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,056 Did you know there were other people after her, too, mycroft, 599 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:18,520 before you sentjohn and I in there? 600 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:20,680 CIA trained killers, I think excellent guess. 601 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,000 Yeah, thanks for that, mycroft. 602 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:26,040 It's a disgrace, sending your little brother into danger like that. 603 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,920 Family is all we have in the end, mycroft Holmes! 604 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,480 Oh, shut up, mrs Hudson! 605 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,000 - Mycroft! - Hey! 606 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,960 - Apologies. - Thank you. 607 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,240 - Though do, in fact, shut up. - —(Woman moans) 608 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,880 Oh, it's a bit rude, that noise, isn't it? 609 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,896 Sherlock: There's nothing you can do and nothing she will do, 610 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,640 as far as I can see. 611 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:53,440 I can put maximum surveillance on her. 612 00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,680 Why bother? You can follow her on Twitter. 613 00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,520 I believe her username is thewhiphand. 614 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,760 - Yes, most amusing. - —(Mobile ringing) 615 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,600 Excuse me. 616 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:04,840 Hello? 617 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,880 Why does your phone make that noise? 618 00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,240 What noise? 619 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,040 That noise, the one it just made. 620 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,920 It's a text alert, it means I've got a text. 621 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,360 Hmm. Your texts don't usually make that noise. 622 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,640 Well, somebody got hold of the phone and apparently as a joke, 623 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,160 personalised their text alert noise. 624 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,800 Hmm, so every time they text you... 625 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:32,600 (Woman moans) 626 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,880 - It would seem so. - Could you turn that phone down a bit? 627 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,880 At my time of life it's... 628 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,320 (Clearing th roat) 629 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,176 See, I'm wondering who could have got hold of your phone, 630 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,256 because it would have been in your coat, wouldn't it? 631 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,560 Sherlock: I'll leave you to your deductions. 632 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:53,280 I'm not stupid, you know. 633 00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,160 Sherlock: Where do you get that idea? 634 00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:58,360 Bond air is go, that's decided. Check with the coventry lot. 635 00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,840 Talk later. 636 00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:03,120 What else does she have? 637 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:04,880 Irene adler. 638 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:06,416 The Americans wouldn't be interested in her 639 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,040 for a couple of compromising photographs. 640 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:10,280 There's more. 641 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:12,760 Much more. 642 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,280 Something big's coming, isn't it? 643 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:20,720 Irene adler is no longer any concern of yours. 644 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,080 From now on, you will stay out of this. 645 00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:24,760 Oh, will I? 646 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,160 Yes, Sherlock. 647 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,040 You will. 648 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,200 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a long and arduous apology 649 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:37,960 to make to a very old friend. 650 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:39,600 Do give her my love. 651 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,400 (Playing 600 sa I/e the queen) 652 00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,960 (Playing we wish youa merry Christmas) 653 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,840 - Lovely, Sherlock. That was lovely. - Mmm, marvellous. 654 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,720 - That was very good. - I wish you could have worn the antlers. 655 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,056 Some things are best left to the imagination, mrs Hudson. 656 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,520 - John: Mrs h. - Oh, no thank you, Sarah. 657 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,600 Er, no, no, no, no, no, he's not good with names. 658 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,800 No, no, no, I can get this. No, Sarah was the doctor 659 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,056 and then there was the one with the spots and then the one with the nose 660 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,680 and then... who was after the boring teacher? 661 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,200 Nobody. 662 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,800 Jeanette! Ah, process of elimination. 663 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,640 Oh, dear lord. 664 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:43,200 Hello, everyone. Sorry, hello. Uh, it said on the doorjust to, 665 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:44,656 - just come up. - All: Hello, Molly. 666 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,720 Everybody saying hello to each other, how wonderful! 667 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:49,280 Let me, er... holy Mary! 668 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:50,400 Wow! 669 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,320 So we're having a Christmas drinkies, then? 670 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,376 - No stopping them, apparently. - It's the one day of the year 671 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,160 where the boys have to be nice to me, 672 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:58,000 so it's almost worth it. 673 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,296 - John? The counter on your blog... - Hmm? 674 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,880 - Molly, want a drink? - It still says 1,895. 675 00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,760 Oh no, Christmas is cancelled. 676 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:08,456 And you've got a photograph of me wearing that hat! 677 00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:10,560 - People like the hat. - No, they don't. What people? 678 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:12,600 - How's the hip? - Oh, it's atrocious, 679 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,080 but thanks for asking. 680 00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,880 I've seen much worse, but then I do post-mortems. 681 00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:19,800 Oh, god, sorry. 682 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,840 - Don't make jokes, Molly. - No, sorry. 683 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,800 - Here you are. - Thank you. 684 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,120 I wasn't expecting to see you. 685 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,096 I thought you were going to be in dorset for Christmas? 686 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:28,936 That's first thing in the morning, me and the wife, 687 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,520 we're back together, it's all sorted. 688 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:32,400 No, she's sleeping with a pe teacher. 689 00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:36,000 And John, I hear you're off to your sister's, is that right? 690 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:39,520 - Yeah. - Sherlock was complaining. Saying. 691 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,080 First time ever, she's cleaned-up her act, she's off the booze. 692 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,520 - Nope. - Shut up, Sherlock! 693 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,056 I see you've got a new boyfriend, Molly, and you're serious about him. 694 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:47,360 What? Sorry, what? 695 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,696 In fact, you're seeing him this very night and giving him a gift. 696 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:51,416 - Take a day off. - Shut up and have a drink. 697 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,201 Oh, come on, surely you've all seen the present at the top of the bag. 698 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:57,880 Perfectly wrapped with a bow. All the others are slapdash at best. 699 00:42:58,240 --> 00:43:00,080 It's for someone special, then. 700 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,696 The shade of red echoes her lipstick, either an unconscious association 701 00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:04,576 or one that she's deliberately trying to encourage. 702 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,040 Either way, miss hooper has love on her mind. 703 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:08,336 The fact that she's serious about him is clear from the fact 704 00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:11,280 she's giving him a gift at all. That always suggests long-term hopes, 705 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,320 however forlorn, and that she's seeing him tonight 706 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,360 is evident from her make-up and what she's wearing. 707 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:19,600 Obviously trying to compensate for the size of her mouth and breasts... 708 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:33,160 You always say such horrible things. Every time. Always. 709 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:34,720 Always. 710 00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:41,200 I am sorry. Forgive me. 711 00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,520 Merry Christmas, Molly hooper. 712 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:51,640 (Woman moans) 713 00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:54,880 - Oh, no! That wasn't... I didn't... - No, it was me. 714 00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:56,640 -My god, really? —what? 715 00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:59,520 - My phone. - Fifty-seven? 716 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,960 - Sorry, what? - John: Fifty-seven of those texts, 717 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,600 the ones I've heard. 718 00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:06,200 Thrilling that you've been counting. 719 00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:16,120 Excuse me. 720 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,000 - What's up, Sherlock? - I said excuse me. 721 00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:20,760 John: Do you ever reply? 722 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:44,320 (Mobile ringing) 723 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:53,400 Oh dear lord, we're not going to have Christmas phone calls now, are we? 724 00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,600 Have they passed a new law? 725 00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,680 I think you're going to find Irene adler tonight. 726 00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,720 We already know where she is. 727 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:04,080 As you were kind enough to point out, it hardly matters. 728 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,960 No, I mean you're going to find her dead. 729 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:10,480 - You okay? - Yes. 730 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,240 Mycrofi': The only who fitted the description. 731 00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,280 Had her brought here, your home from home. 732 00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:35,800 You didn't need to come in, Molly. 733 00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,640 It's okay, everyone else was busy with... Christmas. 734 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:43,560 The face is a bit sort of bashed-up, so it might be a bit difficult. 735 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,760 - That's her, isn't it? - Show me the rest of her. 736 00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:56,880 That's her. 737 00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:00,720 - Thank you, miss hooper. - Who is she? 738 00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:04,000 How did Sherlock recognise her from not her face? 739 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,440 Mycrofi': Just the one. 740 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:26,280 Why? 741 00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:28,120 Merry Christmas. 742 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,160 Smoking indoors, isn't there one of those... 743 00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:37,160 One of those law things? 744 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,320 We're in a morgue. 745 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,960 There's only so much damage you can do. 746 00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,520 How did you know she was dead? 747 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,880 She had an item in her possession, 748 00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:52,480 one she said her life depended on. 749 00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,560 She chose to give it up. 750 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,400 Where is this item now? 751 00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:58,760 (Family weeping) 752 00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:02,840 Look at them, 753 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,640 they all care so much. 754 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,240 Do you ever wonder if there's something wrong with us? 755 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:16,520 All lives end, all hearts are broken. 756 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,880 Caring is not an advantage, 757 00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:23,800 Sherlock. 758 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,360 This is low tar. 759 00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,760 Well, you barely knew her. 760 00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:34,960 Huh. 761 00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:38,560 Merry Christmas, mycroft. 762 00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,000 And a happy new year. 763 00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:56,000 He's on his way. Have you found anything? 764 00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:57,600 No. Did he take the cigarette? 765 00:47:58,120 --> 00:47:59,720 -Yes. —shit! 766 00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:02,640 - He's coming, ten minutes. - There's nothing in the bedroom. 767 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:05,240 Well, it looks like he's clean. We've tried all the usual places. 768 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,360 Are you sure tonight's a danger night? 769 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,400 No, but then I never am. 770 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:11,520 You have to stay with him, John. 771 00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:14,280 - I've got plans. - No. 772 00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,760 - —(Line disconnects) - Mycroft... 773 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:28,560 I am really sorry. 774 00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,880 You know my friends are so wrong about you. 775 00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:33,320 - Hmm? - You're a great boyfriend. 776 00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,920 Okay, that's good. I mean, I always thought I was great... 777 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,000 And Sherlock Holmes is a very lucky man. 778 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:40,880 Oh, Jeanette, please. 779 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:44,080 No, I mean it. It's heartwarming. 780 00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:45,680 You'll do anything for him. 781 00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:47,640 And he can't even tell your girlfriends apart! 782 00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:48,960 No, I'll do anything for you, 783 00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:50,880 just tell me what it is I'm not doing, tell me! 784 00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,280 Don't make me compete with Sherlock Holmes! 785 00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:54,560 I'll walk your dog for you. 786 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,016 There, I've said it now, I'll even walk your dog. 787 00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,280 I don't have a dog! 788 00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,640 No, because that was the last one. 789 00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:01,000 Okay. 790 00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,080 - Jesus! - I'll call you. 791 00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,200 That really wasn't very good, was it? 792 00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:22,640 Oh, hi. 793 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:26,960 You okay? 794 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,440 I hope you didn't mess up my sock index this time. 795 00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:41,400 (Sighs) 796 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:46,360 (Playing mournful tune on violin) 797 00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,800 Lovely tune, Sherlock. Haven't heard that one before. 798 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,240 (Joh n clearing th roat) 799 00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,400 - You composing? - Helps me to think. 800 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,160 What are you thinking about? 801 00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:24,240 The count on your blog is still stuck at 1,895. 802 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:26,680 Yes. Faulty, can't seem to fix it. 803 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,920 Faulty or you've been hacked and it's a message. 804 00:50:39,240 --> 00:50:40,560 Just faulty. 805 00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:43,600 Right. 806 00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:47,520 Right. 807 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:51,440 Well, I'm going out for a bit. 808 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:03,160 Listen, has he ever had any kind of 809 00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:07,000 girlfriend, boyfriend, a relationship, ever? 810 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,040 I don't know. 811 00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:11,600 How can we not know? 812 00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:12,840 He's Sherlock. 813 00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:16,560 How will we ever know what goes on in that funny old head? 814 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,760 Right. See you. 815 00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:34,560 - John? - Yeah? 816 00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:36,400 Hello. 817 00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:38,640 Hello. 818 00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:41,240 So, any plans for new year tonight? 819 00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:46,240 Um, uh, nothing fixed. 820 00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:51,280 Nothing I couldn't heartlessly abandon, yeah. 821 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:52,600 Any ideas? 822 00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:54,800 One. 823 00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,720 You know, mycroft could just phone me, 824 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:03,960 if he didn't have this bloody stupid power complex. 825 00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,760 Couldn't we just go to a café? 826 00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,800 Sherlock doesn't follow me everywhere. 827 00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:40,040 Through there. 828 00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:49,920 He's on his way. 829 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,640 You were right, he thinks it's mycroft. 830 00:52:57,720 --> 00:52:59,520 He's writing sad music. 831 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,280 Doesn't eat, 832 00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:08,400 barely talks, only to correct the television. 833 00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:13,080 I'd say he was heartbroken but, uh, well, he's Sherlock. 834 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,960 He does all that anyway... 835 00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:21,400 Hello, dr Watson. 836 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,360 Tell him you're alive. 837 00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:33,720 He'd come after me. 838 00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,120 I'll come after you if you don't. 839 00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:37,040 Hmm, I believe you. 840 00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:41,480 You were dead on a slab. 841 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:43,800 It was definitely you. 842 00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:46,720 DNA tests are only as good as the records you keep. 843 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,016 Oh, and I bet you know the record-keeper. 844 00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:49,680 I know what he likes. 845 00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:51,600 And I needed to disappear. 846 00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,040 Then how come I can see you and I don't even want to? 847 00:53:55,720 --> 00:53:57,840 Look, I made a mistake. 848 00:53:57,920 --> 00:53:59,760 I sent something to Sherlock for safekeeping 849 00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:01,600 and I nowl need it back, so I need your help. 850 00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,560 - It's for his own safety. - So is this. 851 00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,360 Tell him you're alive. 852 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:13,640 Fine, I'll tell him and I still won't help you. 853 00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:17,560 - What do I say? - What do you normally say? 854 00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,600 You've texted him a lot! 855 00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:23,080 - Just the usual stuff. - There is no usual in this case. 856 00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:27,960 "Good morning. I like your funny hat." 857 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,560 "I'm sad tonight, let's have dinner." 858 00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,920 "Hmm, you look sexy on crimewatch, let's have dinner." 859 00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:35,800 "I'm not hungry." 860 00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:37,720 "Let's have dinner." 861 00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:42,320 You flirted with Sherlock Holmes? 862 00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:44,080 At him. He never replies. 863 00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,400 No, Sherlock always replies, to everything. 864 00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:47,800 He's mr punchline. 865 00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:51,360 He will outlive god trying to have the last word. 866 00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:55,560 - Does that make me special? - I don't know, maybe. 867 00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:58,040 Are you jealous? 868 00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,080 - We're not a couple. - Yes, you are. 869 00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:06,000 There. "I'm not dead. Let's have dinner." 870 00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,960 Who the hell knows about Sherlock Holmes, 871 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:14,440 but for the record, if anyone out there still cares, 872 00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:17,560 - I'm not actually gay. - Well, I am. 873 00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,200 Look at us both. 874 00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:24,880 (Woman moans) 875 00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:38,680 I don't think so, do you? 876 00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:44,720 Stop it! 877 00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:47,840 Sherlock! 878 00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:09,200 Oh, Sherlock. Sherlock. 879 00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:10,840 Don't snivel, mrs Hudson, 880 00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:13,800 it'll do nothing to impede the flight of a bullet. 881 00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,240 What a tender world that would be. 882 00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:19,240 Oh, please, sorry, Sherlock. 883 00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:22,280 I believe you have something that we want, mr Holmes. 884 00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:24,400 Then why don't you ask for it? 885 00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:31,760 Oh, I've been asking this one, she doesn't seem to know anything. 886 00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:36,520 But you know what I'm asking for, don't you, mr Holmes? 887 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,520 I believe I do. 888 00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:51,480 Mrs Hudson: Please help. 889 00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:54,240 - First get rid of your boys. - Why? 890 00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:55,480 I dislike being outnumbered, 891 00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:57,640 it makes for too much stupid in the room. 892 00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:01,240 You two, go to the car. 893 00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:02,880 Then get into the car and drive away. 894 00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:05,760 Don't try to trick me, you know who I am, it doesn't work. 895 00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:14,040 Next, you can stop pointing that gun at me. 896 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,520 So you can point a gun at me? 897 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,920 - I'm unarmed. - Mind if I check? 898 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,440 Oh, I insist. 899 00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:21,400 Don't do anything... 900 00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:33,640 Moron! 901 00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,120 - Oh, thank you. - You're all right now, you're all right. 902 00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:40,840 Yes. Yes. Oh! 903 00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:08,280 John: What's going on? 904 00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:10,240 Jesus, what the hell is happening? 905 00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,160 Mrs Hudson has been attacked by an American, 906 00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:13,840 I'm restoring balance to the universe. 907 00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:16,160 Oh. Mrs Hudson, my god, are you all right? 908 00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:17,920 Jesus, what have they done to you? 909 00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:20,080 Oh, I'm just being so silly. 910 00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:22,440 Downstairs, take her downstairs and look after her. 911 00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:24,840 It's all right. 912 00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:27,280 It's all right now, I'll have a look at that. 913 00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:29,040 I'm fine, I'm fine. 914 00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:30,416 Are you going to tell me what's going on? 915 00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,200 I expect so, now go. 916 00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:37,600 Lestrade? 917 00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:40,720 We've had a break-in at Baker Street. 918 00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:43,680 Send your least irritating officers and an ambulance. 919 00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:45,880 Oh, no, no, no, no, we're fine. 920 00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:48,440 No, it's the, uh, it's the burglar, 921 00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:50,200 he's got himself rather badly injured. 922 00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:55,520 Oh, a few broken ribs, fractured skull, suspected punctured lung. 923 00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:59,800 He fell out of a window. 924 01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:02,640 Oh, it stings. 925 01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:06,840 (Crashing) 926 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:11,080 Oh, that was right on my bins. 927 01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:13,040 (Man groaning) 928 01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:15,080 (Siren wailing) 929 01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:19,680 And exactly how many times did he fall out of the window? 930 01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:23,760 It's all a bit of a blur, detective inspector. I lost count. 931 01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,760 She'll have to sleep upstairs in our flat tonight, 932 01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:34,440 - we need to look after her. - No. 933 01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:36,280 - She's fine. - No, she's not, look at her. 934 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:39,200 She's got to take some time away from Baker Street. 935 01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:41,440 She can go and stay with her sister. Doctor's orders. 936 01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:44,216 - Don't be absurd. - She's in shock, for god's sake, 937 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,680 and all over some bloody stupid camera-phone. 938 01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:49,560 - Where is it, anyway? - Safest place I know. 939 01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:54,200 You left it in the pocket of your second-best dressing gown, you clot! 940 01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:55,720 (Ch uckles) 941 01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:58,640 I managed to sneak it out when they thought I was having a cry. 942 01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:00,360 Thank you. 943 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,040 - Shame on you, John Watson. - Shame on me? 944 01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:06,720 Mrs Hudson leave Baker Street? England would fall. 945 01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,160 (Mrs Hudson laughs) 946 01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:22,920 - Where is it now? - Where no one will look. 947 01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,360 Whatever's on that phone is more than just pictures. 948 01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:29,880 Yes, it is. 949 01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,160 So, she's alive, then. 950 01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:39,560 How are we feeling about that? 951 01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:41,720 (Clock tolling) 952 01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:44,080 Happy new year, John. 953 01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:45,760 Do you think you'll be seeing her again? 954 01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:53,040 (Playing auld lang syne) 955 01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:04,560 (Mobile chimes) 956 01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:29,800 - Is that a phone? - It's a camera-phone. 957 01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:32,040 - And you're x-raying it? - Yes, I am. 958 01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:34,760 - Whose phone is it? - A woman's. 959 01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:37,680 - Your girlfriend? - You think she's my girlfriend 960 01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:39,400 because I'm x-raying her possessions? 961 01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:41,960 - Well, we all do silly things! - Yes. 962 01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:47,720 They do, don't they? Very silly. 963 01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:56,520 She sent this to my address. And she loves to play games. 964 01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:58,000 She does? 965 01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:16,240 (Sniffing) 966 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:31,920 (Continues sniffing) 967 01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:36,880 (Footsteps walking up stairs) 968 01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:47,080 Hey, Sherlock... 969 01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:50,080 - We have a client. - What, in your bedroom? 970 01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:00,320 So, who's after you? 971 01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:02,480 - People who want to kill me. - Who's that? 972 01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:04,360 Killers. 973 01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:06,440 It would help if you were a tiny bit more specific. 974 01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:08,416 So you faked your own death in order to get ahead of them? 975 01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:09,480 It worked for a while. 976 01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:11,616 Except you letjohn know that you're alive and therefore me. 977 01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:14,120 - I knew you'd keep my secret. - You couldn't. 978 01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:17,480 But you did, didn't you? 979 01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:20,240 Where's my camera-phone? 980 01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:22,520 It's not here. We're not stupid. 981 01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:24,800 Then what have you done with it? 982 01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:26,736 If they've guessed you've got it, they'll be watching you. 983 01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:28,256 If they've been watching me, they'll know that I took 984 01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:31,000 a safety deposit box at a bank on the strand a few months ago. 985 01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:32,600 I need it. 986 01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:36,280 Well, we can't just go and get it, can we? 987 01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:38,520 Molly hooper, 988 01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:40,880 she could collect it and take it to barts. 989 01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:45,120 Then one of your homeless network could bring it here, 990 01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:46,200 leave it in the café 991 01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:48,496 and one of the boys downstairs could bring it up the back. 992 01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:51,160 Very good, John, excellent plan, full of intelligent precautions. 993 01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:53,360 Thank you. So, why don't I phone... 994 01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:56,200 Sherlock: So, 995 01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:00,400 what do you keep on here? In general, I mean? 996 01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:04,000 Pictures, information, anything I might find useful. 997 01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:05,800 - For blackmail? - For protection. 998 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:09,240 I make my way in the world, I misbehave. 999 01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:13,520 I like to know people will be on my side exactly when I need them to be. 1000 01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:17,320 - So how do you acquire this information? - I told you, I misbehave. 1001 01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:19,696 But you've acquired something that's more danger than protection. 1002 01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:21,640 - Do you know what it is? - Yes. 1003 01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:24,720 - But I don't understand it. - I assumed. 1004 01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:26,400 Show me. 1005 01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:29,840 The passcode. 1006 01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:42,800 (Mobile phone buzzes) 1007 01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:43,920 - It's not working. - No, 1008 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,456 because it's a duplicate thatl had made 1009 01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:47,800 into which you've just entered the numbers 1058. 1010 01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:51,240 I assumed you'd choose something more specific than that, 1011 01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:52,920 but thanks anyway. 1012 01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:01,760 (Phone buzzes) 1013 01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:06,280 I told you that camera-phone was my life. 1014 01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:09,120 I know when it's in my hand. 1015 01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:11,880 - Oh, you're rather good. - You're not so bad. 1016 01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:17,400 Hamish. 1017 01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:23,320 John Hamish Watson, just if you were looking for baby names. 1018 01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:29,240 There was a man, an mod official and I knew what he liked. 1019 01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:33,400 One of the things he liked was showing off. 1020 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,856 He told me this email was going to save the world. 1021 01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:37,480 He didn't know it, but I photographed it. 1022 01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:39,600 He was a bit tied up at the time. 1023 01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:43,360 It's a bit small on that screen, can you read it? 1024 01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:45,240 - Yes. - Code, obviously. 1025 01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:48,016 I had one of the best cryptographers in the country take a look at it, 1026 01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:51,320 though he was mostly upside-down, as I recall. 1027 01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:53,760 Couldn't figure it out. 1028 01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:56,760 What can you do, mr Holmes? 1029 01:06:57,480 --> 01:06:59,640 Go on, impress a girl. 1030 01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:19,336 There's a margin for error, but I'm pretty sure there's a 747 1031 01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:21,816 leaving Heathrow tomorrow at 6:30 in the evening for Baltimore. 1032 01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:24,656 Apparently it's going to save the world, I'm not sure how that could be true, 1033 01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:27,440 but give me a moment, I've only been on the case for eight seconds. 1034 01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:30,960 Oh come on, it's not code, 1035 01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:32,896 these are seat allocations on a passengerjet. Look! 1036 01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:35,096 There's no letterl because it can be mistaken for a one. 1037 01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:37,280 No letters past k, the width of the plane is the limit. 1038 01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:39,480 The numbers always appear randomly and not in sequence, 1039 01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:41,896 but the letters have little runs of sequence all over the place. 1040 01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:43,800 Families and couples sitting together. 1041 01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:46,760 Only a jumbo is wide enough to need a letter k or rows past 55, 1042 01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:48,136 which is why there's always an upstairs. 1043 01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:50,800 There's a row 13, which eliminates the more superstitious airlines. 1044 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:52,920 Then there's the style of the flight number, 007, 1045 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,120 that eliminates a few more. 1046 01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:56,256 And assuming the British point of origin, which would be logical, 1047 01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:57,936 considering the original source of the information 1048 01:07:57,960 --> 01:07:59,576 and assuming from the increased pressure on you lately 1049 01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:00,696 that the crisis is imminent, 1050 01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:03,336 the only flight that matches all the criteria and departs within the week 1051 01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:07,560 is the 6:30 to Baltimore tomorrow evening from Heathrow airport. 1052 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,336 Please don't feel obliged to tell me that was remarkable or amazing. 1053 01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:11,416 John's expressed that thought 1054 01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:13,800 in every possible variant available to the English language. 1055 01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:16,040 I would have you right here, 1056 01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:18,800 on this desk, until you begged for mercy twice. 1057 01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:26,456 John, please can you check those flight schedules, see if I'm right? 1058 01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:29,320 Yeah, I'm on it, yeah. 1059 01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:30,520 (Clears th roat) 1060 01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:33,760 - I've never begged for mercy in my life. - Twice. 1061 01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:37,000 Uh, yeah, you're right, flight 007. 1062 01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:39,496 - What did you say? - You're right. 1063 01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:41,400 No, no, after that, what did you say after that? 1064 01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:43,520 007. Flight 007. 1065 01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:46,640 007, 007, 007, 007. Something. 1066 01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:49,760 Something 007, 007. What? 1067 01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,200 007, 007. 1068 01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:09,880 007.007 what? 1069 01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:12,200 What, something, what? 1070 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:15,720 Bond air is go. 1071 01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:17,960 Bond air is go. 1072 01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:20,320 Bond air is go. 1073 01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:23,400 Bond air is go. 1074 01:09:23,480 --> 01:09:25,480 Bond air is go. 1075 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:30,920 (Sputtering) 1076 01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:25,480 Mycrofi': Bond air is go, that's decided. 1077 01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:28,880 Check with the coventry lot. 1078 01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:35,400 - Coventry. - I've never been. 1079 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:38,360 Is it nice? 1080 01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:40,680 Where'sjohn? 1081 01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:42,760 He went out, a couple of hours ago. 1082 01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:46,000 - I was just talking to him. - He said you do that. 1083 01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:49,120 What's coventry got to do with anything? 1084 01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:53,280 It's a story. 1085 01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:55,240 Probably not true. 1086 01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:57,120 In the second world war, the allies knew 1087 01:10:57,200 --> 01:11:00,016 that coventry was going to get bombed because they'd broken the German code 1088 01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:02,376 but they didn't want the Germans to know that they'd broken the code 1089 01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:04,200 so they let it happen anyway. 1090 01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:05,680 Have you ever had anyone? 1091 01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:09,720 I'm sorry? 1092 01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:12,000 And when I say had, I'm being indelicate. 1093 01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:15,080 - I don't understand. - I'll be delicate, then. 1094 01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:20,840 - Let's have dinner. - Why? 1095 01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:22,240 - You might be hungry. - I'm not. 1096 01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:23,480 Good. 1097 01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:30,080 Why would I want to have dinner 1098 01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:32,080 if I wasn't hungry? 1099 01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:36,440 Mr Holmes, if it was the end of the world, 1100 01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:39,560 if this was the very last night, 1101 01:11:41,040 --> 01:11:42,880 would you have dinner with me? 1102 01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:44,560 Mrs Hudson: Sherlock? 1103 01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:46,760 Too late. 1104 01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:48,920 That's not the end of the world, that's mrs Hudson. 1105 01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:55,880 Sherlock, this man was at the door, is the bell still not working? 1106 01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:57,040 He shot it. 1107 01:11:57,120 --> 01:11:58,920 Have you come to take me away again? 1108 01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:00,600 - Yes, mr Holmes. - Well, I decline. 1109 01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:03,320 I don't think you do. 1110 01:12:32,480 --> 01:12:33,976 There's going to be a bomb on a passengerjet. 1111 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:35,656 The British and American governments know about it, 1112 01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:37,880 but rather than expose the source of their information, 1113 01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:40,240 they're going to let it happen. The plane will blow up. 1114 01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:43,800 Coventry all over again. 1115 01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:47,320 The wheel turns, nothing is ever new. 1116 01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:25,120 Well, you're looking all better. 1117 01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:27,800 How are you feeling? 1118 01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:30,840 Like putting a bullet in your brain, sir. 1119 01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:32,200 (Sherlock scoffs) 1120 01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:37,360 They'd pin a medal on me if I did, sir. 1121 01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:19,000 The coventry conundrum. 1122 01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:22,160 What do you think of my solution? 1123 01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:25,960 The flight of the dead. 1124 01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:31,000 Plane blows up midair, mission accomplished for the terrorists, 1125 01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:33,400 hundreds of casualties but nobody dies. 1126 01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:35,400 Neat, don't you think? 1127 01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:39,760 You've been stumbling around the fringes of this one for ages. 1128 01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:42,320 Or were you too bored to notice the pattern? 1129 01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:46,400 They wouldn't let us see grandad when he was dead. 1130 01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:50,280 She's not my real aunt. I know human ash. 1131 01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:54,000 We ran a similar project with the Germans a while back, 1132 01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:57,320 though I believe one of our passengers didn't make the flight. 1133 01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:01,760 But that's the deceased for you, 1134 01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:04,760 late, in every sense of the word. 1135 01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:07,200 How is the plane going to fly? 1136 01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:10,000 Oh, of course, unmanned aircraft, hardly new. 1137 01:15:10,480 --> 01:15:12,800 It doesn't fly. It will never fly. 1138 01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:15,720 This entire project is cancelled. 1139 01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:18,920 The terrorist cells have been informed that we know about the bomb. 1140 01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:21,400 We can't fool them now. 1141 01:15:23,240 --> 01:15:25,040 We've lost everything. 1142 01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:29,480 One fragment of one email and months and years of planning, 1143 01:15:31,080 --> 01:15:32,480 finished. 1144 01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:35,800 - Your mod man. - That's all it takes. 1145 01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:39,800 One lonely, naive man, desperate to show off, 1146 01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:43,520 and a woman clever enough to make him feel special. 1147 01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:47,800 You should screen your defence people more carefully. 1148 01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:51,880 I'm not talking about the mod man, Sherlock, I'm talking about you! 1149 01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:56,600 A damsel in distress. 1150 01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:01,400 In the end, are you really so obvious? 1151 01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:03,880 Because this was textbook. 1152 01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:09,920 The promise of love, the pain of loss, thejoy of redemption. 1153 01:16:11,440 --> 01:16:14,960 Then give him a puzzle and watch him dance. 1154 01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:18,200 - Don't be absurd! - Absu rd? 1155 01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:22,360 How quickly did you decipher that email for her? 1156 01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:24,440 Was it the full minute? 1157 01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:27,080 Or were you really eager to impress? 1158 01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:29,600 I think it was less than five seconds. 1159 01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:32,960 I drove you into her path. 1160 01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:37,880 I'm sorry. I didn't know. 1161 01:16:38,680 --> 01:16:41,560 - Mr Holmes, I think we need to talk. - So do I. 1162 01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:44,576 There are a number of aspects I'm still not quite clear on. 1163 01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:46,360 Not you, junior, you're done now. 1164 01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:49,880 There's more, loads more. 1165 01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:53,520 On this phone I've got secrets and pictures and scandals 1166 01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:55,400 that could topple your whole world. 1167 01:16:55,880 --> 01:16:57,880 You have no idea how much havocl can cause 1168 01:16:57,960 --> 01:16:59,960 and exactly one way to stop me. 1169 01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:03,480 Unless you want to tell your masters that your biggest security leak 1170 01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:05,240 is your own little brother. 1171 01:17:13,160 --> 01:17:15,840 We have people who can get into this. 1172 01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:18,600 I tested that theory for you. 1173 01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:21,280 I let Sherlock Holmes try it for six months. 1174 01:17:22,040 --> 01:17:24,920 Sherlock, dear, tell him what you found when you x-rayed my camera-phone. 1175 01:17:25,280 --> 01:17:27,880 There are four additional units wired inside the casing. 1176 01:17:27,960 --> 01:17:30,200 I suspect containing acid or a small amount of explosive. 1177 01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:32,760 Any attempt to open the casing will burn the hard drive. 1178 01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:34,240 Explosive. 1179 01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:38,640 It's more me. Some data is always recoverable. 1180 01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:40,480 Take that risk. 1181 01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:42,680 You have a passcode to open this. 1182 01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:46,000 I deeply regret to say we have people who can extract it from you. 1183 01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:47,680 Sherlock? 1184 01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:48,816 There will be two passcodes, 1185 01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:51,160 one to open the phone, one to burn the drive. 1186 01:17:51,720 --> 01:17:53,856 Even under duress, you can't know which one she's given you 1187 01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:56,000 and there would be no point in a second attempt. 1188 01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:58,800 Oh, he's good, isn't he? I should have him on a leash. 1189 01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:01,040 In fact, I might. 1190 01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:04,800 We destroy this, then. No one has the information. 1191 01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:06,520 Fine. Good idea. 1192 01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:09,680 Unless there are lives of British citizens 1193 01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:11,720 depending on the information you're about to burn. 1194 01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:12,760 Are there? 1195 01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:15,280 Telling you would be playing fair. 1196 01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:17,880 I'm not playing any more. 1197 01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:22,960 A list of my requests 1198 01:18:23,040 --> 01:18:26,520 and some ideas about my protection once they're granted. 1199 01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:31,840 I'd say it wouldn't blow much of a hole in the wealth of a nation, 1200 01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:33,280 but then I'd be lying. 1201 01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:37,920 I imagine you'd like to sleep on it? 1202 01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:40,760 - Thank you, yes. - Too bad. 1203 01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:44,800 - —(Scoffs) - Off you pop and talk to people. 1204 01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:47,400 (Mycroft sighs) 1205 01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:50,960 You've been very thorough. 1206 01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:55,000 I wish our lot were half as good as you. 1207 01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:59,040 I can't take all the credit, I had a bit of help. 1208 01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:02,720 Oh, Jim moriarty sends his love. 1209 01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:04,440 Mycrofi': Yes, he's been in touch. 1210 01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:09,960 Seems desperate for my attention, which I'm sure can be arranged. 1211 01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:13,040 I had all this stuff, never knew what to do with it. 1212 01:19:13,440 --> 01:19:15,800 Thank god for the consultant criminal. 1213 01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:20,240 Gave me a lot of advice about how to play the Holmes boys. 1214 01:19:20,920 --> 01:19:22,440 Do you know what he calls you? 1215 01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:23,720 The ice man 1216 01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:27,080 and the virgin. 1217 01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:30,496 Didn't even ask for anything, I think he just likes to cause trouble. 1218 01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:32,440 Now, that's my kind of man. 1219 01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:38,560 And here you are, the dominatrix who brought a nation to its knees. 1220 01:19:40,600 --> 01:19:42,880 - Nicely played. - No. 1221 01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:46,120 Sorry? 1222 01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:49,840 I said no. 1223 01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:52,360 Very, very close, but no. 1224 01:19:52,440 --> 01:19:54,240 You got carried away. 1225 01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:57,440 The game was too elaborate, you were enjoying yourself too much. 1226 01:19:57,560 --> 01:19:59,240 There's no such thing as too much. 1227 01:19:59,320 --> 01:20:01,520 Oh, enjoying the thrill of the chase is fine. 1228 01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:04,000 Craving the distraction of the game, I sympathise entirely, 1229 01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:05,680 but sentiment? 1230 01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:08,600 Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side. 1231 01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:10,160 Sentiment? 1232 01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:12,280 What are you talking about? 1233 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:15,120 - You. - Oh, dear god. 1234 01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:18,440 Look at the poor man. 1235 01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:21,960 You don't actually think I was interested in you? 1236 01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:25,960 Why? Because you're the great Sherlock Holmes, 1237 01:20:26,040 --> 01:20:27,840 the clever detective in the funny hat? 1238 01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:38,440 (Whispering) Because I took your pulse. 1239 01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:49,920 Elevated. 1240 01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:52,600 Your pupils dilated. 1241 01:20:58,040 --> 01:21:00,200 I imaginejohn Watson thinks love is a mystery to me 1242 01:21:00,280 --> 01:21:03,640 but the chemistry is incredibly simple and very destructive. 1243 01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:06,840 When we first met, you told me that disguise is always a self-portrait. 1244 01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:08,656 How true of you. The combination to your safe, 1245 01:21:08,680 --> 01:21:11,040 your measurements, but this, this is far more intimate. 1246 01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:14,920 This is your heart and you should never let it rule your head. 1247 01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:19,216 You could have chosen any random number and walked out of here today 1248 01:21:19,240 --> 01:21:20,600 with everything you've worked for. 1249 01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:22,840 But you just couldn't resist it, could you? 1250 01:21:23,920 --> 01:21:26,760 I've always assumed that love is a dangerous disadvantage. 1251 01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:29,920 Thank you for the final proof. 1252 01:21:31,960 --> 01:21:34,600 Everything I said, it's not real. 1253 01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:39,200 - I was just playing the game. - I know. 1254 01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:43,640 And this is just losing. 1255 01:21:53,440 --> 01:21:54,800 There you are, brother. 1256 01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:56,616 I hope the contents make up for any inconvenience 1257 01:21:56,640 --> 01:21:59,120 - I may have caused you tonight. - I'm certain they will. 1258 01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:01,416 Sherlock: If you're feeling kind, lock her up, otherwise let her go. 1259 01:22:01,440 --> 01:22:03,136 I doubt she'll survive long without her "protection". 1260 01:22:03,160 --> 01:22:05,840 - Are you expecting me to beg? - Yes. 1261 01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:11,320 Please. 1262 01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:16,080 You're right. 1263 01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:19,120 I won't even last six months. 1264 01:22:20,760 --> 01:22:22,480 I'm sorry about dinner. 1265 01:22:29,560 --> 01:22:30,560 (Door closes) 1266 01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:48,560 You don't smoke. 1267 01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:50,920 I also don't frequent cafés. 1268 01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:02,400 It's the file on Irene adler? 1269 01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:04,400 Closed forever. 1270 01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:09,160 I am about to go and inform my brother, or, if you prefer, you are, 1271 01:23:10,240 --> 01:23:11,520 that she somehow got herself 1272 01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:13,880 into a witness protection scheme in america. 1273 01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:19,960 New name, new identity. She will survive and thrive, 1274 01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:23,800 - but he will never see her again. - Why would he care? 1275 01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:26,800 He despised her at the end. 1276 01:23:26,880 --> 01:23:29,120 Won't even mention her by name, just the woman. 1277 01:23:29,680 --> 01:23:32,400 Is that loathing or a salute? 1278 01:23:33,880 --> 01:23:36,040 One of a kind, the one woman who matters? 1279 01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:40,600 He's not like that. He doesn't feel things that way. 1280 01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:42,800 I don't think. 1281 01:23:43,240 --> 01:23:46,680 My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, 1282 01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:49,000 yet he elects to be a detective. 1283 01:23:50,200 --> 01:23:52,240 What might we deduce about his heart? 1284 01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:54,800 - I don't know. - Neither do I. 1285 01:23:56,160 --> 01:23:58,360 But initially he wanted to be a pirate. 1286 01:24:02,360 --> 01:24:03,936 He'll be okay with this, witness protection, 1287 01:24:03,960 --> 01:24:05,680 never seeing her again, he'll be fine. 1288 01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:07,400 I agree. 1289 01:24:08,560 --> 01:24:10,320 That's why I decided to tell him that. 1290 01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:14,200 Instead of what? 1291 01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:16,880 She's dead. 1292 01:24:18,280 --> 01:24:22,760 She was captured by a terrorist cell in Karachi two months ago and beheaded. 1293 01:24:25,720 --> 01:24:27,240 (Clears th roat) 1294 01:24:29,240 --> 01:24:31,480 It was definitely her? She's done this before. 1295 01:24:31,920 --> 01:24:33,920 I was thorough this time. 1296 01:24:34,920 --> 01:24:37,920 It would take Sherlock Holmes to fool me 1297 01:24:38,160 --> 01:24:40,760 and I don't think he was on hand, do you? 1298 01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:53,720 What shall we tell Sherlock? 1299 01:24:57,840 --> 01:25:00,080 (Footsteps approaching) 1300 01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:02,560 Clearly you've got news. 1301 01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:05,120 If it's about the Leeds triple murder, it was the gardener. 1302 01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:06,880 Did nobody notice the earring? 1303 01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:09,320 Hi. Uh, no, it's um... 1304 01:25:11,560 --> 01:25:13,480 It's about Irene adler. 1305 01:25:14,920 --> 01:25:16,040 Well? 1306 01:25:17,400 --> 01:25:18,816 Has something happened? Has she come back? 1307 01:25:18,840 --> 01:25:21,080 No, no, she's... I just bumped into mycroft downstairs, 1308 01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:22,840 he had to take a call. 1309 01:25:23,280 --> 01:25:24,880 - Is she back in London? - No. 1310 01:25:26,120 --> 01:25:27,360 She's, uh... 1311 01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:30,160 (Inhales deeply) 1312 01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:33,960 - She's in america. - America? 1313 01:25:34,040 --> 01:25:37,600 Mmm-hmm. Got herself on a witness protection scheme, apparently. 1314 01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:41,840 I don't know how she swung it but, uh... 1315 01:25:41,920 --> 01:25:43,680 - Well, you know. - I know what? 1316 01:25:43,760 --> 01:25:45,480 Well, you won't be able to see her again. 1317 01:25:45,560 --> 01:25:46,960 Why would I want to see her again? 1318 01:25:47,360 --> 01:25:49,080 - Didn't say you did. - Is that her file? 1319 01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:51,600 Yes, I was just going to take it back to mycroft. 1320 01:25:52,280 --> 01:25:53,800 - Do you want to... - No. 1321 01:25:56,520 --> 01:25:58,440 Hmm. 1322 01:26:02,720 --> 01:26:03,840 Listen, actually... 1323 01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:05,760 No, but I will have the camera-phone, though. 1324 01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:08,856 There's nothing on it any more. It's been stripped. 1325 01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:12,000 I know, but I... I'll still have it. 1326 01:26:13,560 --> 01:26:16,320 I've got to give this back to mycroft, you can't keep it. 1327 01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:20,760 Sherlock, I have to give this to mycroft, it's the government's now. 1328 01:26:20,840 --> 01:26:22,480 - I couldn't... - Please. 1329 01:26:35,720 --> 01:26:37,040 Thank you. 1330 01:26:39,880 --> 01:26:41,480 - Well, I'd better take this back. - Yes. 1331 01:26:50,880 --> 01:26:54,400 Did she ever text you again after all that? 1332 01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:56,640 Once, a few months ago. 1333 01:26:57,360 --> 01:26:58,840 What did she say? 1334 01:26:59,640 --> 01:27:01,400 "Goodbye, mr Holmes." 1335 01:28:09,840 --> 01:28:11,120 (Woman moans) 1336 01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:16,080 When I say run, run. 1337 01:28:28,560 --> 01:28:30,200 (Scoffs) 1338 01:28:31,080 --> 01:28:32,640 (Laughing) 1339 01:28:34,480 --> 01:28:35,800 The woman. 1340 01:28:44,800 --> 01:28:46,120 The woman.