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you know,I've been thinking
about time travel again.
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Why,did you hit a
roadblock with invisibility?
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Put it on the back burner.
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Anyway,it occurs to me if I
ever did perfect a time machine,
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I would just go into the
past and give it to myself,
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thus eliminating the need for me
to invent it in the first place.
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Interesting.
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Yeah,it really takes the pressure off.
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Sounds like a breakthrough.
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Should I call science magazine
and tell them to hold the cover?
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It's time travel,leonard,I
will have already done that.
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Then I guess
congratulations are in order.
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No,congratulations
will have been in order.
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You know,I am not going
to enjoy this party.
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I know,I'm familiar with you.
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The last department party,professor finkleday
cornered me and talked about spelunking for 45 minutes.
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Yes,I was there.
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You know what's interesting
about caves,leonard?
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- What?
- Nothing.
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Well,then we'll avoid finkleday,we'll
meet the new department head,
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congratulate him,shake his hand and go.
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How's this?
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"Pleased to meet you,dr.Gablehauser.
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"How fortunate for you that the
university's "chosen to hire you,
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despite the fact "that you've done
no original research in 25 years,
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"and instead have written
a series of popular books "
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that reduce the great concepts of
science "to a series of anecdotes,
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"each one dumbed down to accommodate the
duration "of an average bowel movement.
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Mahalo.
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" "Mahalo's" a nice touch.
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You know there only eight
consonants in the hawaiian language?
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Interesting. You should lead with that.
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Oh,god,look at this buffet.
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I love america.
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You don't have buffets in india?
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Of course,but it's all indian food.
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You can't find a bagel in
mumbai to save your life.
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Shmear me.
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Well,here's an
interesting turn of events.
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What?
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Howard brought a date?
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A more plausible explanation is that his work
in robotics has made an amazing leap forward.
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Hey,what up,science bitches?
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May I introduce my
special lady friend summer?
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Howard,I told you touching's extra.
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Right. Sorry.
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Here comes our new boss. Be polite.
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Hi,fellas.
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- Eric gablehauser.
- Howard wolowitz.
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Howard,nice to meet you. And you are?
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An actual real scientist.
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How was that?
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I can't believe he fired me.
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Well,you did call him a glorified
high school science teacher
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whose last successful experiment
was lighting his own farts.
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In my defense,I prefaced that
by saying,"with all due respect."
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The Big Bang
Theory Season01 Episode04
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Morning.
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Morning.
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You're making eggs for breakfast?
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This isn't breakfast,it's an experiment.
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'Cause it looks a lot like breakfast.
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I finally have time to test my hypothesis
about the separation of the water molecules
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from the egg proteins and
its impact vis-a-vis taste.
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Sounds yummy.
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I look forward to your work with bacon.
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As do I.
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You know,I'm sure if you just apologize to
gablehauser,he would give you your job back.
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I don't want my job back.
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I've spent the past three and a half years
staring at grease boards full of equations.
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Before that,I spent four
years working on my thesis.
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Before that,I was in college,and
before that,I was in the fifth grade.
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This is my first d oayff in
decades and I'm going to savor it.
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Okay.
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I'll let you get back
to fixing your eggs.
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Not just fixing my eggs,I'm
fixing everyone's eggs.
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And we all thank you.
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use new eggs.
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hi. Hey,I'm running out to the market.
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Do you guys need anything?
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Oh,well,this would be one
of those circumstances that
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people unfamiliar with the law of
large numbers would call a coincidence.
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I'm sorry?
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I need eggs.
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Four dozen should suffice.
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Four dozen?
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Yes,and evenly distributed
amongst brown,white,
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free-range,large,extra large and jumbo.
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Okay,one more time.
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Never mind. You won't get it right.
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I'd better come with you.
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Oh,yay.
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How come you didn't go into work today?
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I'm taking a sabbatical because
I won't kowtow to mediocre minds.
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So you got canned,huh?
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Theoretical physicists
do not get canned...
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but yeah.
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Well,maybe it's all for the best.
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You know,I always say when one
door closes,another one opens.
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No,it doesn'T.
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Not unless the two doors are connected by
relays or there are motion sensors involved.
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No,no,I meant...
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or if the first door closing creates a change
of air pressure that acts upon the second door.
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Never mind.
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Slow down.
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Slow down. Please,slow down!
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We're fine!
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You're not leaving yourself
enough space between cars.
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Oh,sure,I am.
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No,no,let me do the math for you.
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This car weighs,let's say 4,000 pounds.
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Now add 140 for me,120 for you...
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- 120?
- Oh,I'm sorry.
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Did I insult you?
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Is your body mass somehow
tied into your self-worth?
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Well,yeah.
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Interesting.
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Anyway,that gives us a total
weight of,let's say 4,400 pounds.
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Let's say 4,390.
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Fine.
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We're traveling forward at--
good lord-- 51 miles an hour.
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Now let's assume that your brakes
are new and the calipers are aligned.
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Still,by the time we come to a stop,
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we'll be occupying the same space
as that buick in front of us,
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an impossibility that nature will
quickly resolve into death,mutilation...
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oh,look,they built a
new putt-putt course.
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This is great.
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Look at me.
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I'm in the real world of ordinary people just
living their ordinary,colorless workaday lives.
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Thank you.
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No,thank you.
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And thank you,ordinary person.
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Hey,you want to hear an
interesting thing about tomatoes?
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Uh,no,no,not really.
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Listen,didn't you say
you needed some eggs?
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Yes,but anyone who knows anything
about the dynamics of bacterial growth
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knows to pick up their refrigerated
foods on the way out of the supermarket.
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Oh,okay,well,then maybe you
should start heading on out then.
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No,this is fun.
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Oh,the thing about tomatoes-- and
I think you'll really enjoy this--
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is they're shelved with the
vegetables,but they're technically a fruit.
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- Oh,interesting.
- Isn't it?
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No,I mean what you find enjoyable.
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Oh,boy.
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What now?
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Well,there's some value to taking a multivitamin,but
the human body can only absorb so much.
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What you're buying here are the
ingredients for very expensive urine.
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Well,maybe that's what I was going for.
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Well,then you'll want some manganese.
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Well,that was fun.
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Maybe tomorrow we can go to one
of those big warehouse stores.
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Oh,I don't know,sheldon.
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It's going to take me a while to
recover from all the fun I had today.
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Are you sure?
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There are a lot of
advantages to buying in bulk.
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For example,I noticed that you purchase
your tampons one-month supply at a time.
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What?
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Think about it.
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It's a product that doesn't spoil and you're going
to be needing them for at least the next 30 years.
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You want me to buy 30
years worth of tampons?
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Well,30,35.
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- When did your mother go into menopause?
- Okay.
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I'm not talking about this with you.
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Oh,penny,this is a natural human process,and we're
talking about statistically significant savings.
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Now,if you assume 15 tampons
per cycle and a 28-day cycle...
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are you fairly regular?
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Okay,no warehouse store,but we're
still on for putt-putt golf,right?
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Hey,I just ran into penny.
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She seemed upset about something.
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I think it's her time of the month.
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I marked the calendar
for future reference.
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What's with the fish?
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It's an experiment.
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What happened to your
scrambled egg research?
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Oh,that was a dead end.
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Scrambled eggs are as good
as they're ever going to be.
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So... fish?
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I read an article about japanese scientists who
inserted dna from luminous jellyfish into other animals,
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and I thought,"hey,fish nightlights.
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" Fish nightlights?
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It's a billion-dollar idea.
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Mum's the word.
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Sheldon,are you sure you don't want to just
apologize to gablehauser and get your job back?
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Oh,no,no,no,I have too much to do.
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Like luminous fish.
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I'm sorry. I didn'T...
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that's just the beginning.
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I also have an idea for a bulk
mail-order feminine hygiene company.
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Oh,glow-in-the-dark
tampons!
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Leonard,we're gonna be rich.
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Thanks for coming on such short notice.
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Well,you did the right thing calling.
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I didn't know what else to do.
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He's lost all focus.
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Every day he's got a new obsession.
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This is a particularly disturbing one.
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Mommy?
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Hi,baby!
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Oh,you got yourself a loom? How nice!
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Thank you.
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Honey,why'd you get a loom?
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I was working with luminous
fish,and I thought,hey...
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"loom."
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Mom,what are you doing here?
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Leonard called me.
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I know,but why?
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Because one of the great minds of the 21st
century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish
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and weaving serapes.
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This is not a serape,this is a poncho.
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A serape is open at the
sides; a poncho is closed.
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This is a poncho.
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And neither is a reason
to call someone's mother.
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Really? When was the last
time you left the house?
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I went to the market with penny.
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Yeah,that was three weeks ago.
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Well,then buckle up-- in the next four to
eight days she's going to get very crabby.
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Sweetheart,your little
friend is concerned about you.
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Yes,well,I'm not a child-- I'm a grown
man,capable of living my life as I see fit.
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And I certainly don't need
someone telling on me to my mother!
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Wait,where are you going?
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To my room-- and
no one's allowed in!
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oh,he gets his temper from his daddy.
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- He's got my eyes.
- I see.
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All that science
stuff,that comes from jesus.
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Sheldon,your mom made dinner.
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I'm not hungry!
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Oh,leonard,don't trouble
yourself. He's stubborn.
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He may stay in there till the rapture.
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We so sure that's a bad thing?
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I tell you,I love the boy to
death,but he has been difficult
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since he fell out of me at the k-mart.
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Excuse me for being so bold,but I now see
where sheldon gets his smoldering good looks.
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Honey,that ain't gonna
work,but you keep tryin'.
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I made chicken.
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I hope that isn't one of the animals
that you people think is magic.
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You know,we have an indian
gentleman at our church,
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a dr.Patel-- it's
a beautiful story.
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The lord spoke to him and moved him
to give us all 20% off on lasik--
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you know,those that needed it.
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Leonard: That is a lovely story.
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Um,are we gonna do
anything about sheldon?
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Oh,we will.
246
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You have to take your time with sheldon.
247
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His father,god rest his
soul,used to always say to me,
248
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"mary,you have to take
your time with sheldon."
249
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Sounds like a wise man.
250
00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:42,530
Oh,not so wise.
251
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He once tried to fight a
bobcat for some licorice.
252
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So,everybody grab a plate and a
pretty place mat that shelly wove.
253
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Has shelly ever freaked
out like this before?
254
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Oh,all the time.
255
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I remember one summer when he was 13,
256
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he built a small nuclear
reactor in the shed
257
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and told everybody he was gonna provide
free electricity for the whole town.
258
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:09,810
Well,the only problem was,he had no
what you call "fissionable" materials.
259
00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:13,230
Anyway,when he went on
the internets to get some,
260
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a man from the government came
by and sat him down real gentle,
261
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and told him it's against the law to
have yellow-cake uranium in a shed.
262
00:14:23,010 --> 00:14:23,780
Well,what happened?
263
00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:25,320
Well,poor boy had a fit.
264
00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:29,510
Locked himself in his room
and built a sonic death ray.
265
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,480
A death ray?
266
00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:31,960
Well,that's what he called it.
267
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Didn't even slow down the neighbor kids.
268
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It pissed our dog off to no end.
269
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You know,you two make a cute couple.
270
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uh,no. We're not...
271
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we're not-not a couple. We're singles.
272
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- Two singles.
- Yeah.
273
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Like those... individually
wrapped slices of cheese that...
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we're friends.
275
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Did I pluck a nerve there?
276
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- Oh,yeah.
- Okay.
277
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All right,everybody,it's time to eat.
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Oh,lord,we thank you for this
meal and all of your bounty.
279
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And we pray that you help
sheldon get back on his rocker.
280
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Now,after a moment of silent meditation,I'm
gonna end with "in jesus' name,"
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but you two don't feel
any obligation to join in.
282
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Unless,of course,the
holy spirit moves you.
283
00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:34,800
Oh,my god,this is the
best cobbler I've ever had.
284
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It was always sheldon's favorite.
285
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You know w thathe secret ingredient is?
286
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- Love?
- Lard.
287
00:15:45,740 --> 00:15:46,790
Hey,look who's come...
288
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You'll spook him.
289
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,910
He's like a baby deer-- you
got to let him come to you.
290
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This is ridiculous.
291
00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:05,720
Damn it,sheldon,snap out of it!
292
00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:10,340
You're a physicist-- you belong at the
university doing research,not hiding in your room!
293
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you don't hunt,do you?
294
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,360
good morning,snickerdoodle.
295
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Morning.
296
00:16:29,930 --> 00:16:32,690
Oh,well,that looks awful
fancy. What is that?
297
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:38,380
It's my idea of what dna would look
like in a silicon-based life-form.
298
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:43,550
But intelligently designed
by a creator,right?
299
00:16:45,930 --> 00:16:47,480
What do you want,mom?
300
00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:49,810
You know how your daddy used to say that
301
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you can only fish for so long before you got
to throw a stick of dynamite in the water?
302
00:16:54,830 --> 00:16:55,540
Yeah.
303
00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:57,980
Well,I'm done fishing.
304
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,790
You put those on.
305
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:01,580
What for?
306
00:17:01,590 --> 00:17:03,670
Because you're gonna
go down to your office,
307
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you're gonna apologize to your
boss and get your job back.
308
00:17:06,530 --> 00:17:07,380
No.
309
00:17:07,390 --> 00:17:11,920
I'm sorry,did I start that sentence with
the words,"if it please your highness"?
310
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:16,680
I'm not going to apologize-- I
didn't say anything that wasn't true.
311
00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:18,180
Now,you listen here.
312
00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:20,930
I have been telling you
since you were four years old,
313
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it's okay to be smarter than everybody,but
you can't go around pointing it out.
314
00:17:24,930 --> 00:17:25,670
Why not?
315
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,210
Because people don't like it!
316
00:17:29,030 --> 00:17:32,850
Remember all the ass-kickings
you got from the neighbor kids?
317
00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,760
now,let's get crackin'.
318
00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:40,010
Shower,shirt,shoes,and let's shove off.
319
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:46,200
There wouldn't have been any ass-kickings
if that stupid death ray had worked.
320
00:17:51,010 --> 00:17:52,810
Problem solved.
321
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,210
Really?
322
00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:55,530
That's impressive.
323
00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:58,960
Leonard,the lord never gives
us more than we can handle.
324
00:17:58,970 --> 00:18:02,890
Thankfully,he blessed me with two
other children who are dumb as soup.
325
00:18:08,510 --> 00:18:10,780
Excuse me,dr.Gablehauser,are you busy?
326
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:11,400
Well,actually...
327
00:18:11,410 --> 00:18:12,830
sheldon,he's just doodlin'.
328
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,300
Get in here.
329
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:18,660
Dr.Gablehauser.
330
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Dr.Cooper.
331
00:18:21,370 --> 00:18:23,920
Let's go,baby--
we're losing daylight.
332
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:32,460
as you know,several weeks
ago in our first encounter,
333
00:18:32,470 --> 00:18:36,920
we may have gotten off on the wrong
foot when I called you an idiot.
334
00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:40,270
And I just wanted to
say that I was wrong...
335
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,820
to point it out.
336
00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:47,330
I'm sorry,we haven't been introduced.
337
00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:48,530
Dr.Eric gablehauser.
338
00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:50,510
Mary cooper,sheldon's mom.
339
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,000
Now,that's
impossible--
340
00:18:52,010 --> 00:18:54,030
you must have had him
when you were a teenager.
341
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,280
Oh,aren't you sweet.
342
00:18:55,290 --> 00:18:57,540
His father's dead.
343
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,330
- Recently?
- Long enough.
344
00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:03,370
Please.
345
00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:06,790
sheldon,shouldn't you be working?
346
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,750
Okay.
347
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,940
Hey,how did it go?
348
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,480
I got my job back.
349
00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,560
Really? What happened?
350
00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:24,850
I'm not quite sure.
351
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:29,510
It involves a part of the human
experience that has always eluded me.
352
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,740
Well,that narrows it down.
353
00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:37,670
I'm very proud of you,honey.
354
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,430
You showed a lot of courage today.
355
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,030
Thanks,mom.
356
00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:46,880
Mom?
357
00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:51,490
Is dr.Gablehauser going
to be my new daddy?
358
00:19:54,130 --> 00:19:55,830
We'll see.
359
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:56,930
Sleep tight.
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