1 00:00:02,428 --> 00:00:05,351 All right! I'm moving my infantry division. 2 00:00:05,574 --> 00:00:08,686 Augmented by bataillon of orcs from Lord of the Rings. 3 00:00:08,897 --> 00:00:10,494 We flank the Tennessee volunteers 4 00:00:10,682 --> 00:00:13,582 and the North, once again, wins the battle of Gettysburg. 5 00:00:13,969 --> 00:00:15,108 Not so fast! 6 00:00:15,273 --> 00:00:17,421 Remember, the South still has two infantry divisions, 7 00:00:17,656 --> 00:00:19,335 plus Superman and Godzilla. 8 00:00:19,927 --> 00:00:23,298 No, orcs are magic. Superman is vulnerable to magic. 9 00:00:23,384 --> 00:00:27,516 Not to mention you already lost Godzilla to the Illinois cavalry and Hulk. 10 00:00:28,129 --> 00:00:32,094 Why don't you just have Robert E. Lee charge the line with Shiva and Ganesh? 11 00:00:32,319 --> 00:00:34,332 - You guys ready to order? - Hang on, honey. 12 00:00:34,509 --> 00:00:35,730 Shiva and Ganesh, 13 00:00:35,977 --> 00:00:38,280 the Hindu gods, against the entire Union army? 14 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:39,400 And orcs. 15 00:00:40,313 --> 00:00:41,452 I'll be back. 16 00:00:41,830 --> 00:00:42,847 Excuse me. 17 00:00:42,967 --> 00:00:45,694 Ganesh is the Remover of Obstacles and Shiva is the Destroyer. 18 00:00:45,870 --> 00:00:48,488 When the smoke clears, Abraham Lincoln will be speaking Hindi 19 00:00:48,641 --> 00:00:50,009 and drinking mint juleps. 20 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:53,929 My boss says you have to either order or leave and never come back. 21 00:00:54,860 --> 00:00:57,761 What do you recommend for someone who worked up a man-sized appetite 22 00:00:57,965 --> 00:01:00,055 from a morning of weight training and cardio funk? 23 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:01,234 A shower. 24 00:01:02,337 --> 00:01:04,413 I'll take the Heart Smart platter. 25 00:01:05,227 --> 00:01:06,984 All right, thank you, and Sheldon? 26 00:01:07,325 --> 00:01:09,361 We don't eat here. I don't know what's good. 27 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:12,138 - It's all good. - Statistically unlikely. 28 00:01:13,267 --> 00:01:15,248 Just get a hamburger. You like hamburgers. 29 00:01:15,368 --> 00:01:17,295 I like hamburgers where we usually have them. 30 00:01:17,415 --> 00:01:19,765 You can't make the assumption that I'll like them here. 31 00:01:20,607 --> 00:01:21,629 I'm sorry. 32 00:01:21,885 --> 00:01:23,781 - Give him a hamburger. - Which one? 33 00:01:23,930 --> 00:01:25,801 The Classic Burger, the Ranch House Burger, 34 00:01:25,938 --> 00:01:27,752 the Barbecue Burger, or the Kobe Burger? 35 00:01:27,931 --> 00:01:29,669 Can't we just go to Big Boy? 36 00:01:29,976 --> 00:01:32,526 They only have one burger... the Big Boy. 37 00:01:33,037 --> 00:01:34,668 The Barbecue Burger's like the Big Boy. 38 00:01:34,823 --> 00:01:37,232 Excuse me, in a world that already includes a Big Boy, 39 00:01:37,397 --> 00:01:39,499 why would I settle for something like a Big Boy? 40 00:01:39,743 --> 00:01:41,633 Because you're not at Big Boy! 41 00:01:43,037 --> 00:01:45,631 - Fine, I'll have the Barbecue Burger. - Make it two. 42 00:01:45,751 --> 00:01:47,983 Waitresses don't yell at you at Big Boy. 43 00:01:49,101 --> 00:01:50,760 Hey, Leonard. Hi, guys. 44 00:01:50,934 --> 00:01:52,002 Hi, Leslie. 45 00:01:52,122 --> 00:01:53,420 I didn't know you ate here. 46 00:01:53,556 --> 00:01:55,672 We don't. This is a disturbing aberration. 47 00:01:56,019 --> 00:01:57,163 Leslie, this is Penny. 48 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:59,183 She lives across the hall from Sheldon and me. 49 00:01:59,316 --> 00:02:01,805 And walks in quiet beauty like the night. 50 00:02:02,858 --> 00:02:04,750 Howard, I've asked you not to do that. 51 00:02:05,999 --> 00:02:08,295 Leslie and I do research together at the university. 52 00:02:09,077 --> 00:02:10,659 Wow, a girl scientist. 53 00:02:10,995 --> 00:02:13,054 Yep, come for the breasts, stay for the brains. 54 00:02:14,780 --> 00:02:15,732 Glad I ran into you. 55 00:02:15,826 --> 00:02:18,281 The Physics Department string quartet needs a new cellist. 56 00:02:18,435 --> 00:02:19,791 What happened to Elliot Wong? 57 00:02:19,943 --> 00:02:21,940 He switched over to high-energy radiation research, 58 00:02:22,094 --> 00:02:23,864 had a little mishap, and now the other guys 59 00:02:23,999 --> 00:02:25,697 are uncomfortable sitting next to him. 60 00:02:26,267 --> 00:02:28,216 - You're in? - Yeah, sure, why not? 61 00:02:28,586 --> 00:02:30,706 Great, we rehearse on Tuesdays at your place. 62 00:02:30,826 --> 00:02:31,866 Why at my place? 63 00:02:32,039 --> 00:02:35,322 Department of Energy said our regular space is kind of a hot zone. 64 00:02:36,135 --> 00:02:37,946 - Nice meeting you. - Yeah, you, too. 65 00:02:38,979 --> 00:02:40,523 I didn't know you played the cello. 66 00:02:40,696 --> 00:02:42,931 Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard 67 00:02:43,051 --> 00:02:45,249 and putting me in Advanced Placement classes 68 00:02:45,404 --> 00:02:47,334 wasn't getting me beaten up enough. 69 00:02:48,125 --> 00:02:50,962 If you're into music, I happen to be a human beatbox. 70 00:02:51,236 --> 00:02:52,085 Really? 71 00:02:59,007 --> 00:03:00,956 I'm actually not that into music. 72 00:03:01,985 --> 00:03:03,240 Your friend's really cute. 73 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:04,912 Anything going on with you two? 74 00:03:05,632 --> 00:03:06,632 Leslie? 75 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:07,786 No, no. 76 00:03:08,261 --> 00:03:10,229 - What, are you kidding? - He asked her out once. 77 00:03:10,383 --> 00:03:12,109 It was an embarrassing failure. 78 00:03:12,641 --> 00:03:14,184 - Thank you, Sheldon. - I'm sorry. 79 00:03:14,367 --> 00:03:15,821 Was that supposed to be a secret? 80 00:03:17,150 --> 00:03:19,158 That's too bad. You guys'd make a cute couple. 81 00:03:21,514 --> 00:03:22,514 Oh, dear. 82 00:03:22,862 --> 00:03:24,811 - What's the matter? - She didn't take my order. 83 00:03:24,984 --> 00:03:27,958 How can she take your order when you're too neurotic to talk to her? 84 00:03:28,830 --> 00:03:31,604 Nevertheless, this will be reflected in her tip. 85 00:03:34,988 --> 00:03:37,284 What did Penny mean, "You'd make a cute couple?" 86 00:03:37,973 --> 00:03:39,751 I assume she meant the two of you together 87 00:03:39,905 --> 00:03:43,114 would constitute a couple that others might consider cute. 88 00:03:44,986 --> 00:03:46,971 An alternate and somewhat less likely interpretation 89 00:03:47,164 --> 00:03:49,168 is that you could manufacture one. 90 00:03:50,733 --> 00:03:53,427 As in, "Look, Leonard and Leslie made Mr. and Mrs. Goldfarb. 91 00:03:53,521 --> 00:03:54,713 Aren't they adorable?" 92 00:03:56,038 --> 00:03:58,127 If Penny didn't know that Leslie had turned me down, 93 00:03:58,282 --> 00:03:59,748 then it would unambiguously mean 94 00:03:59,883 --> 00:04:02,678 that she, Penny, thought I should ask her, Leslie, out, 95 00:04:02,851 --> 00:04:05,823 indicating that she had no interest in me asking her, Penny, out. 96 00:04:05,977 --> 00:04:08,369 But, because she did know that I had asked Leslie out 97 00:04:08,593 --> 00:04:11,262 and that she, Leslie, had turned me down, then she, Penny, 98 00:04:11,397 --> 00:04:13,269 could be offering consolation. 99 00:04:15,258 --> 00:04:18,152 "That's too bad, you would have made a cute couple," 100 00:04:18,337 --> 00:04:21,714 but while thinking: "Good, Leonard remains available." 101 00:04:23,871 --> 00:04:25,723 You're a lucky man, Leonard. 102 00:04:27,673 --> 00:04:30,122 - How so? - You're talking to one of the three men 103 00:04:30,276 --> 00:04:33,961 in the Western hemisphere capable of following that train of thought. 104 00:04:34,432 --> 00:04:35,891 Well, what do you think? 105 00:04:36,045 --> 00:04:38,656 I said I could follow it. I didn't say I care. 106 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:46,074 iSubDB.com - fast, modern, simple Subtitles search by drag & drop 107 00:04:59,943 --> 00:05:01,996 Subtitles: swsub.com 108 00:05:09,507 --> 00:05:11,289 I admire your fingering. 109 00:05:12,438 --> 00:05:13,438 Thank you. 110 00:05:15,159 --> 00:05:17,875 Maybe sometime you can try that on my instrument. 111 00:05:26,981 --> 00:05:28,544 - G'night, guys. Good job. - Thanks. 112 00:05:28,679 --> 00:05:30,145 See you next week. 113 00:05:30,562 --> 00:05:33,308 - That was fun. Thanks for including me. - You're welcome. 114 00:05:33,674 --> 00:05:36,645 If you're up for it, we could practice that middle section again. 115 00:05:36,843 --> 00:05:37,846 Sure, why not? 116 00:05:44,609 --> 00:05:46,217 Just so we're clear, you understand 117 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,231 that me hanging back to practice with you 118 00:05:48,366 --> 00:05:50,816 is a pretext for letting you know that I'm sexually available. 119 00:05:58,262 --> 00:05:59,262 Really? 120 00:05:59,555 --> 00:06:00,894 Yeah, I'm good to go. 121 00:06:01,739 --> 00:06:03,563 I thought you weren't interested in me. 122 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:05,502 That was before I saw you handling 123 00:06:05,675 --> 00:06:08,087 that beautiful piece of wood between your legs. 124 00:06:10,221 --> 00:06:11,571 You mean my cello? 125 00:06:11,837 --> 00:06:14,384 No, I mean the obvious, crude, double entendre. 126 00:06:14,579 --> 00:06:15,851 I'm seducing you. 127 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:18,875 No kidding. 128 00:06:20,086 --> 00:06:22,206 What can I say? I'm a passionate and impulsive woman. 129 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:25,342 So how about it? 130 00:06:28,271 --> 00:06:29,332 Is it the waitress? 131 00:06:31,176 --> 00:06:32,199 What about her? 132 00:06:32,411 --> 00:06:34,766 I thought I saw your pupils dilate when you looked at her. 133 00:06:34,939 --> 00:06:38,161 Which, unless you're a heroin addict, points to sexual attraction. 134 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:41,648 I did have a poppy seed bagel for breakfast. 135 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:44,712 Which could cause a positive urine test for opiates, 136 00:06:44,842 --> 00:06:46,545 but certainly not dilate my pupils. 137 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:49,246 So I guess there was no point in bringing it up. 138 00:06:50,469 --> 00:06:52,154 You and the waitress then. 139 00:06:52,398 --> 00:06:53,398 No... no. 140 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:56,074 There's nothing going on between Penny and me. 141 00:06:56,661 --> 00:06:58,702 So you're open to a sexual relationship? 142 00:07:00,174 --> 00:07:01,814 Yeah, yeah, I guess I am. 143 00:07:02,170 --> 00:07:04,618 - Good. - Yeah, it is. It is good. 144 00:07:06,924 --> 00:07:08,571 Did you want to start now? 145 00:07:09,108 --> 00:07:10,962 Why don't we finish the section first? 146 00:07:12,325 --> 00:07:14,301 A little musical foreplay. Terrific. 147 00:07:35,811 --> 00:07:36,814 I'm good to go. 148 00:07:37,074 --> 00:07:38,077 Me, too. 149 00:07:50,051 --> 00:07:51,440 Hey, Sheldon. What's going on? 150 00:07:51,768 --> 00:07:54,007 I need your opinion on a matter of semiotics. 151 00:07:54,567 --> 00:07:55,599 I'm sorry? 152 00:07:56,118 --> 00:07:58,136 Semiotics. The study of signs and symbols. 153 00:07:58,291 --> 00:08:00,962 It's a branch of philosophy related to linguistics. 154 00:08:02,739 --> 00:08:06,362 Okay, sweetie, I know you think you're explaing yourself, 155 00:08:06,535 --> 00:08:08,117 but you're really not. 156 00:08:10,608 --> 00:08:11,900 Just come with me. 157 00:08:16,682 --> 00:08:18,636 - Well? - Well, what? 158 00:08:19,163 --> 00:08:20,513 What does it mean? 159 00:08:21,358 --> 00:08:23,351 Oh, come on, you went to college. 160 00:08:23,529 --> 00:08:24,821 Yes, but I was 11. 161 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:29,803 All right, look, a tie on the doorknob usually means 162 00:08:29,949 --> 00:08:31,570 someone doesn't want to be disturbed 163 00:08:31,744 --> 00:08:34,818 because, they're... you know, gettin' busy. 164 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,908 So you're saying Leonard has a girl in there? 165 00:08:39,139 --> 00:08:41,438 Well, either that or he's lost his tie rack 166 00:08:41,573 --> 00:08:43,643 and gotten really into Bryan Adams. 167 00:08:45,004 --> 00:08:47,007 Oh, Leonard, you magnificent beast. 168 00:08:50,700 --> 00:08:52,793 We really shouldn't be standing here. 169 00:08:55,165 --> 00:08:56,715 This is very awkward. 170 00:08:57,217 --> 00:09:00,321 Oh, come on, Leonard's had girls over before, right? 171 00:09:01,069 --> 00:09:04,685 Yes, but there's usually planning, courtship, advance notice... 172 00:09:05,973 --> 00:09:09,834 Last time, I was able to book a cruise to the Arctic to see a solar eclipse. 173 00:09:11,252 --> 00:09:14,538 You had to leave the state because your roommate was having sex? 174 00:09:14,852 --> 00:09:17,764 I didn't have to. The dates just happened to coincide. 175 00:09:20,730 --> 00:09:22,778 So, do you know who's in there? 176 00:09:23,902 --> 00:09:25,452 Well, there's Leonard. 177 00:09:29,047 --> 00:09:32,623 And he's either with Leslie Winkle or a 1930s gangster. 178 00:09:36,667 --> 00:09:37,941 Good for him. 179 00:09:38,821 --> 00:09:40,440 Good for Leonard. 180 00:09:42,275 --> 00:09:43,347 Okay, g'night. 181 00:09:43,559 --> 00:09:45,009 No, no, wait, hold on. 182 00:09:45,220 --> 00:09:46,300 What's the matter? 183 00:09:46,902 --> 00:09:48,633 I don't know what the protocol is here. 184 00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:52,170 Do I stay? Do I leave? 185 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:55,294 Do I wait to greet them with a refreshing beverage? 186 00:09:58,124 --> 00:09:59,583 You're asking the wrong girl. 187 00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:01,651 I'm usually on the other side of the tie. 188 00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:23,886 Hi, Leonard? 189 00:10:27,306 --> 00:10:29,632 It's me, Sheldon... 190 00:10:31,907 --> 00:10:33,288 In the living room. 191 00:10:33,809 --> 00:10:36,147 I just... I wanted you to know I saw the tie. 192 00:10:36,420 --> 00:10:37,674 Message received. 193 00:10:41,629 --> 00:10:42,824 You're welcome. 194 00:10:44,724 --> 00:10:45,727 You carry on. 195 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,498 Give my best to Leslie. 196 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:27,536 Big Boy... 197 00:11:52,709 --> 00:11:54,329 Someone touched my board. 198 00:11:58,088 --> 00:11:59,535 Oh, God, my board! 199 00:12:05,888 --> 00:12:07,466 Hey, what's the matter? 200 00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:09,860 My equations, someone's tampered with my equations. 201 00:12:10,213 --> 00:12:11,699 - Are you sure? - Of course I am. 202 00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:13,956 Look at the beta function of quantum chromodynamics. 203 00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:15,673 The sign's been changed. 204 00:12:16,575 --> 00:12:17,575 Oh, yeah. 205 00:12:17,982 --> 00:12:20,160 But doesn't that fix the problem you've been having? 206 00:12:20,288 --> 00:12:22,673 Are you insane? Are you out of your mind? 207 00:12:22,805 --> 00:12:23,576 Are you-- Look! 208 00:12:23,726 --> 00:12:26,041 That fixes the problem I've been having. 209 00:12:27,443 --> 00:12:28,599 You're welcome. 210 00:12:30,502 --> 00:12:31,851 You did this? 211 00:12:33,192 --> 00:12:35,854 I noticed it when I got up to get a glass of water. So I fixed it. 212 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:38,963 Now you can show that quarks are asymptotically free at high energies. 213 00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:40,162 Pretty cool, huh? 214 00:12:42,485 --> 00:12:43,506 "Cool"? 215 00:12:44,747 --> 00:12:47,643 Listen, I've got to get to the lab. Thanks for a great night. 216 00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:50,859 Thank you. I'll see you at work. 217 00:12:51,376 --> 00:12:53,015 Hold on. Hold on! 218 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:56,076 - What? - Who told you you could touch my board? 219 00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:57,696 No one. 220 00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,997 I don't come into your house and touch your board. 221 00:13:00,437 --> 00:13:02,688 There are no incorrect equations on my board. 222 00:13:06,226 --> 00:13:07,478 Oh, that is so... 223 00:13:08,047 --> 00:13:09,011 so... 224 00:13:11,244 --> 00:13:14,716 Sorry, I've got to run. If you come up with an adjective, text me. 225 00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:19,401 Inconsiderate. 226 00:13:19,544 --> 00:13:22,037 That is the adjective, "inconsiderate. " 227 00:13:24,092 --> 00:13:26,926 You can stare at your board all day. She's still going to be right. 228 00:13:27,118 --> 00:13:28,942 I'm not staring, I'm hauling. 229 00:13:31,466 --> 00:13:32,466 So... 230 00:13:32,763 --> 00:13:34,229 how's it going? 231 00:13:37,621 --> 00:13:38,854 Pretty good. 232 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:43,326 Just pretty good? I'd think you were doing very good. 233 00:13:45,136 --> 00:13:47,568 Pretty, very... there's really no objective scale 234 00:13:47,721 --> 00:13:50,771 for delineating variations of "good." Why do you ask? 235 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,794 Well, a little bird told me 236 00:13:52,929 --> 00:13:55,164 that you and Leslie hooked up last night. 237 00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,713 So, is it serious? Do you like her? 238 00:14:03,272 --> 00:14:04,312 I don't... 239 00:14:06,465 --> 00:14:08,399 That's really two different questions. 240 00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:09,849 I'm not... 241 00:14:10,106 --> 00:14:11,626 Sheldon, we have to go! 242 00:14:12,188 --> 00:14:15,352 You're wound awfully tight for a man who's just had sexual intercourse. 243 00:14:17,817 --> 00:14:20,683 All right, I'll talk to you later, but I am so happy for you. 244 00:14:22,991 --> 00:14:23,994 Thank you. 245 00:14:27,261 --> 00:14:29,611 What did she mean she's happy for me? 246 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,936 Is she happy that I'm seeing someone? 247 00:14:32,145 --> 00:14:34,102 Or is she happy because she thinks that I am? 248 00:14:34,242 --> 00:14:37,054 Because anyone who cared for someone would want them to be happy. 249 00:14:37,189 --> 00:14:40,835 Even if the reason for their happiness made the first person unhappy. 250 00:14:41,592 --> 00:14:43,658 Because the second person, though happy, 251 00:14:43,811 --> 00:14:46,842 is now romantically unavailable to the first person. 252 00:14:47,456 --> 00:14:51,270 Do you realize I may have to share a Nobel Prize with your booty call? 253 00:14:54,898 --> 00:14:55,898 You know what? 254 00:14:56,764 --> 00:14:58,137 I'm being ridiculous. 255 00:14:59,167 --> 00:15:00,803 Who cares what Penny thinks? 256 00:15:01,106 --> 00:15:03,397 Leslie is a terrific girl. She's attractive. 257 00:15:03,517 --> 00:15:06,015 We like each other. She's extremely intelligent... 258 00:15:06,170 --> 00:15:08,945 - She's not that intelligent. - She fixed your equation. 259 00:15:09,215 --> 00:15:11,152 - She got lucky. - You don't believe in luck. 260 00:15:11,307 --> 00:15:13,893 I don't have to believe in it for her to be lucky. 261 00:15:14,993 --> 00:15:17,722 Regardless, I have a chance at a real relationship with Leslie. 262 00:15:17,842 --> 00:15:19,207 I'm not going to pass that up 263 00:15:19,373 --> 00:15:21,592 for some hypothetical future of happiness with a woman 264 00:15:22,017 --> 00:15:24,129 who may or may not want me to be happy, 265 00:15:24,343 --> 00:15:27,099 with a woman who is currently making me happy. 266 00:15:29,856 --> 00:15:31,306 I still don't care. 267 00:15:41,727 --> 00:15:45,047 Careful, Leonard. Liquid nitrogen, 320 degrees below zero. 268 00:15:53,836 --> 00:15:56,280 Why are you smashing a flash-frozen banana? 269 00:15:56,492 --> 00:15:59,501 Because I got a bowl of Cheerios and I couldn't find a knife. 270 00:16:01,653 --> 00:16:02,653 So anyway... 271 00:16:04,158 --> 00:16:05,158 Hello. 272 00:16:08,046 --> 00:16:09,373 What are you doing? 273 00:16:10,104 --> 00:16:11,666 Just extending the intimacy. 274 00:16:12,174 --> 00:16:14,293 Do you want to slip over to the radiation lab 275 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,770 and share a decontamination shower? 276 00:16:21,407 --> 00:16:24,088 What exactly do you think's going on between us? 277 00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:28,982 I'm not sure, but I think I'm about to discover how the banana felt. 278 00:16:33,446 --> 00:16:35,704 Listen, neither of us are neuroscientists, 279 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,857 but we both understand the biochemistry of sex. 280 00:16:38,011 --> 00:16:39,446 I mean, dopamine in our brains 281 00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:41,539 is released across synapses, causing pleasure. 282 00:16:41,663 --> 00:16:44,254 You stick electrodes in a rat's brain, give him an orgasm button, 283 00:16:44,374 --> 00:16:46,413 he'll push that thing until he starves to death. 284 00:16:47,672 --> 00:16:49,034 Well, who wouldn't? 285 00:16:49,525 --> 00:16:51,550 Well, the only difference between us and the rat 286 00:16:51,681 --> 00:16:53,958 is that you can't stick an electrode in our hypothalamus. 287 00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:55,562 That's where you come in. 288 00:16:57,780 --> 00:17:00,423 Yeah, well, I'm just glad to be a part of it. 289 00:17:01,907 --> 00:17:03,084 So what happens now? 290 00:17:03,296 --> 00:17:06,853 I don't know about your sex drive, but I'm probably good till New Year's. 291 00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:13,982 - Thank you. - Thank you. 292 00:17:17,505 --> 00:17:19,145 You want to make plans for New Year's? 293 00:17:19,347 --> 00:17:20,717 Please. You're smothering me. 294 00:17:23,933 --> 00:17:25,553 Look. It's Dr. Stud! 295 00:17:27,610 --> 00:17:28,632 Dr. What? 296 00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:31,455 The blogosphere is a-buzzin' with news of you and Leslie Winkle 297 00:17:31,648 --> 00:17:33,810 making eine kleine bang-bang musik. 298 00:17:35,711 --> 00:17:37,100 How did it get on the Internet? 299 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,472 I put it there. 300 00:17:39,668 --> 00:17:41,133 How did you know about it? 301 00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:42,846 A little bird told us. 302 00:17:44,141 --> 00:17:46,691 Apparently, you are a magnificent beast. 303 00:17:49,806 --> 00:17:51,105 That part's true. 304 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,680 I think I may have misjudged this restaurant. 305 00:17:58,926 --> 00:18:00,905 - No kidding. - I don't want to go out on a limb, 306 00:18:01,098 --> 00:18:04,007 but I think we may be looking at my new Tuesday hamburger. 307 00:18:05,490 --> 00:18:08,344 Your old Tuesday hamburger will be so brokenhearted. 308 00:18:09,942 --> 00:18:12,696 Way ahead of you. I was thinking of moving Big Boy to Thursdays, 309 00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:14,699 and just dropping Souplantation. 310 00:18:16,147 --> 00:18:17,147 Really? 311 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:20,664 The name always confused me anyway. Souplantation. 312 00:18:21,013 --> 00:18:22,463 You can't grow soup. 313 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,682 So, how's everything? 314 00:18:28,058 --> 00:18:30,821 Terrific. You'll be happy to know that I plan to come here 315 00:18:31,001 --> 00:18:32,946 every Tuesday night for the foreseeable future. 316 00:18:33,074 --> 00:18:34,095 Really? 317 00:18:36,758 --> 00:18:39,497 Who do I speak to about permanently reserving this table? 318 00:18:40,562 --> 00:18:42,626 I don't know... A psychiatrist? 319 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:45,790 So, hey, 320 00:18:46,572 --> 00:18:48,617 how are things with you and Leslie? 321 00:18:49,688 --> 00:18:52,216 To be honest, I don't think it's going to work out. 322 00:18:53,823 --> 00:18:55,115 Oh, that's too bad. 323 00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:56,757 Hey, don't worry. 324 00:18:56,931 --> 00:19:00,134 I'm sure there's someone out there who's just right for you. 325 00:19:03,236 --> 00:19:04,837 What did she mean by that?! 326 00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:07,987 Was that just a generic platitude, 327 00:19:08,141 --> 00:19:10,089 or was that a subtle bid for attention? 328 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:15,171 You know why this hamburger surpasses the Big Boy? 329 00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:19,033 This is a single-decker hamburger, whereas the Big Boy is a double-decker. 330 00:19:19,207 --> 00:19:22,467 This has a much more satisfying meat-to-bun-to-condiment ratio. 331 00:19:24,004 --> 00:19:25,579 Are you even listening to me? 332 00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:29,406 Of course, I'm listening. Blah, blah, hopeless Penny delusion... 333 00:19:32,202 --> 00:19:33,261 Okay, then. 334 00:19:35,769 --> 00:19:38,465 You know, you can grow the ingredients for soup. 335 00:19:39,305 --> 00:20:39,732 iSubDB.com - fast, modern, simple Subtitles search by drag & drop