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(PAlNTBALLS FlRlNG)

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HOWARD:
That was close.

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03:53:43,143 --> 03:53:46,237
God, l love the smell of paintballs
in the morning.

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Yeah, still funny, Raj.

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03:53:49,582 --> 03:53:51,072
(PAlNTBALLS FlRlNG)

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No way we can get to the ridge.

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03:53:53,319 --> 03:53:55,480
The Chemistry department
has us cut off.

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03:53:55,655 --> 03:53:56,849
What about the creek bed?

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03:53:57,023 --> 03:53:58,923
The Pharmacology department
controls that.

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03:53:59,092 --> 03:54:01,754
And they're all hopped up
on experimental steroids.

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03:54:01,928 --> 03:54:03,361
That's it then. We're doomed.

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Time to acknowledge
that we are paying the price...

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...for some failing to attend Physics
department paintball strategy meeting.

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03:54:10,270 --> 03:54:12,932
l told you, my mom has spider veins.

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03:54:13,106 --> 03:54:16,337
l had to take her to the laser clinic.

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03:54:17,110 --> 03:54:20,511
And l told you l wanted
to see a doctor's note.

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We need a plan.
How about Operation Hammer of the Gods?

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03:54:24,684 --> 03:54:26,276
Which one is Hammer of the Gods?

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We hide in the parking lot
and ambush people when they come to pee.

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No, the dumpsters are deep
in Astronomy department territory.

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Shouldn't be a problem,
Venus is up during the day.

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They're probably
just all staring at the sky.

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03:54:39,465 --> 03:54:41,729
All right, what we need now
is a tactical retreat.

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Did you see Stargate
where they found themselves on a planet...

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03:54:45,371 --> 03:54:48,363
...with a culture based loosely
on Earth's Athens and Sparta?

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Not important.

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Leonard, Raj and l are gonna burst out
the door and run away.

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Howard will cover us.

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But why don't l run away
and you cover me?

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Because you chose your mother's veins
over victory.

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On three. One, two, three, go!

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03:55:03,556 --> 03:55:04,887
(ALL SCREAMlNG)

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l had to take her.
lt's almost bathing-suit weather.

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(PAlNTBALLS FlRlNG)

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(HOWARD SHRlEKS)

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l surrender, don't shoot.
They went that way.

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LESLlE:
Howard, l'm on your team.

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Oh, Leslie, thank God.

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-Where's the rest of your squad?
-Uh....

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They left me here to die.

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What about yours?

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-Dead. All of them.
-Sorry.

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Don't be.

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lt was friendly fire.

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They just wouldn't listen.

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Well, we're surrounded.

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03:55:45,398 --> 03:55:50,597
So l guess there's nothing for us to do
but wait to be captured or killed.

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03:55:50,770 --> 03:55:53,136
Hm. That's the worst part.

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The waiting.

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All the while knowing that there's a paint
pellet out there with your name on it.

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Yeah.

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The big wet ball of death.

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03:56:05,551 --> 03:56:07,542
(PAlNTBALLS SPRAYlNG SHED)

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Kind of makes you feel more alive,
doesn't it?

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03:56:12,625 --> 03:56:14,559
lt kind of does.

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03:56:16,296 --> 03:56:18,059
l say we make every moment count.

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l agree.

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How exactly do we do that?

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(PAlNTBALLS FlRlNG lN DlSTANCE)

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LEONARD:
Howard, why aren't you covering us?

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We're getting slaughtered out here.

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War is hell.

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Did you see the new budget memo
this morning?

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03:57:01,541 --> 03:57:02,906
Yeah, more cutbacks.

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Unacceptable. lt baffles me...

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03:57:05,578 --> 03:57:09,947
...why they don't simply let some of you go
so there's money available for my research.

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03:57:11,451 --> 03:57:13,180
You know what baffles me, Sheldon?

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Based on your academic record,
any number of things, l would imagine.

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LESLlE: Hey, guys.
-Hi, Leslie.

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l got the approval
for the rapid prototyper.

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That's great, Leslie. Thanks.

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You scratch my back, l scratch yours.

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(GROWLS)

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What was all that about?

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Oh, uh, no big deal.

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They gave Leslie control
over some unrestricted grant money.

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Yeah, okay, but what's with
the back scratching and the meow?

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l believe the back-scratching metaphor
describes a quid pro quo situation...

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...where one party provides services
to the second party...

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-...in compensation for a similar action.
-Thank you.

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The meow, that sounded to me
like an African civet cat.

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-Are you done?
-No.

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Despite what the name suggests...

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...the civet cat is not a true cat.

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Now l'm done.

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You know what? l'm thinking Howard
wasn't making a back-scratching metaphor.

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l'm thinking there was some
actual scratching involved.

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What about it, Howard?

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Okay, l didn't wanna say anything...

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...because l know you and Leslie
have a little history.

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-l don't care about that.
-Great, l'm dying to say something.

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You and Leslie?

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ln the paintball shed. Twice.

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03:58:37,570 --> 03:58:41,529
ls that why you didn't cover our escape
and let us get cut down like animals?

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03:58:42,341 --> 03:58:44,172
Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.

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My good man.

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03:58:46,913 --> 03:58:50,849
Dereliction of duty in the face of
the enemy is a court-martial offense.

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Court martial, schmort martial.

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Leslie Winkle is the fifth girl
l've ever had sex with.

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l mean, for free.

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And plus you got a rapid prototyper.
That's an expensive piece of equipment.

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The rest of us have had our budgets
cut to the bone.

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03:59:08,034 --> 03:59:12,061
Okay, one way to look at this is that
l'm getting new equipment and you're not...

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03:59:12,238 --> 03:59:13,865
...and that's unfair.

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But a better way to look at this
is that l'm getting sex and you're not.

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And that's delightful.

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The whole thing froze.
l don't know what happened.

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Calm down. We'll figure it out.

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How can l calm down?
l'm gonna lose my shopping cart.

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That's three hours of picking out shoes
just shot to hell.

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-Hello, Penny.
-Hello, Sheldon.

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You're in my spot.

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-Are you planning on sitting here?
-No, l'm going to the comic-book store.

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-What difference does it make?
-What difference?

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Here we go.

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That is my spot.

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ln an ever-changing world,
it is a single point of consistency.

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lf my life were expressed as a function...

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03:59:54,413 --> 03:59:56,938
...on a four-dimensional
Cartesian coordinate system...

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...that spot at the moment l first sat on it
would be zero, zero, zero, zero.

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What?

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Don't sit in his spot.

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(EXHALES SHARPLY)

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Fine. Happy?

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l'm not unhappy.

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Boy, l love him,
but he is one serious whackadoodle.

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Okay, that should do it.

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Oh, thank you. You are a lifesaver.

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04:00:29,282 --> 04:00:31,216
That's a lot of shoes you ordered.

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Yeah, you know the sad thing is,
it's really not.

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Ooh, is this one of those paintball guns?

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You ought to come with us sometime.

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04:00:41,294 --> 04:00:43,057
Oh, no, thanks. l'm from Nebraska.

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04:00:43,229 --> 04:00:45,129
When we shoot things,
we wanna eat them...

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04:00:45,298 --> 04:00:47,562
...or make them leave
our boyfriends alone. Ha, ha.

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04:00:48,534 --> 04:00:49,865
(PAlNTBALLS FlRE)

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PENNY:
Oh.

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04:01:05,885 --> 04:01:07,147
Boy, your heart's racing.

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l must have really gotten you going.

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Well, it's partly you.

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Partly my transient, idiopathic arrhythmia.

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Sexy.

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Can l assume that
you've likewise found the experience...?

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Satisfactory?

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That wasn't quite the word
l was looking for...

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...but sure, l'll do this pass-fail.

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Hey, are you enjoying
that prototyper l got you?

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Oh, it's great. Everybody in the Engineering
department is eating their hearts out.

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lsn't it nice when your good fortune
makes others miserable?

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04:01:45,658 --> 04:01:48,525
You know, most people don't get that.

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MRS. WOLOWlTZ (SHOUTlNG) :
Howard, l'm home!

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-Oh, great.
MRS. WOLOWlTZ: Book club was canceled.

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That thing on Phyllis' neck
opened up again.

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l'm busy, Ma.

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MRS. WOLOWlTZ: Too busy to help
your mother with her zipper?

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Don't come in, Ma.

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MRS. WOLOWlTZ: Why not?
-He's got company!

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Oh, there's the arrhythmia.

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MRS. WOLOWlTZ:
ls she Jewish?

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-Are you Jewish?
-No.

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(SHOUTlNG)
Yes!

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MRS. WOLOWlTZ:
Okay, then you kids have fun.

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Use protection.

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You think he'll notice?

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04:02:49,121 --> 04:02:50,748
There's a chance.

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04:02:51,390 --> 04:02:53,415
Oh, what are we gonna do?

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04:02:53,592 --> 04:02:54,923
''We''?

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04:02:55,594 --> 04:03:00,258
No, no, no, you had your chance to be ''we''
for like a year and a half now.

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Right now, you are you,
and you are screwed.

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-Why do we have to tell him l did it?
-Not gonna tell him l did it.

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Okay, okay, how about this?

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04:03:12,845 --> 04:03:17,179
We tell him somebody broke in.

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Just to shoot the couch
with a paintball gun?

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l'm sorry, l buy it.
All those people are on drugs.

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We could tell him they wanted the couch
to stay away from their boyfriend.

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Okay, fine.
Well, what if we just flip it over?

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There. Looks fine, right?

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Butt print.
There's no discernible butt print.

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Oh, come on.

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There. Butt print.

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lt's too small and too perfect.

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04:03:55,554 --> 04:03:58,022
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

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Shh. Act normal.

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04:04:00,526 --> 04:04:02,551
Sheldon!

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04:04:03,696 --> 04:04:07,564
-How was the comic-book store?
-Fine. The new issue of Flash is out.

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Great, great.

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04:04:09,268 --> 04:04:11,896
Did you walk the whole way?
lt's a little chilly.

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-Koothrappali picked me up.
-lsn't that terrific?

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04:04:15,341 --> 04:04:16,968
He is such a good friend.

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04:04:17,143 --> 04:04:19,668
You know what the best thing
about friends is?

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04:04:19,845 --> 04:04:23,246
They don't talk incessantly
for no particular reason?

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04:04:23,415 --> 04:04:26,578
No, no, friends forgive the little things.

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04:04:26,752 --> 04:04:29,516
-l'm gonna go home and wash my hair.
-Don't you dare, missy.

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04:04:31,991 --> 04:04:35,392
Hello, fastest man alive.

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04:04:35,561 --> 04:04:38,997
Wanna see me
read your entire comic book?

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04:04:39,165 --> 04:04:41,326
Wanna see it again?

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04:05:00,286 --> 04:05:02,720
Something's wrong.

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04:05:03,823 --> 04:05:06,986
-What do you mean?
-l'm not sure.

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04:05:16,268 --> 04:05:18,566
lt doesn't feel right.

201
04:05:19,305 --> 04:05:22,138
l don't know what you're talking about.

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Oh, that. Penny did that.

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04:05:42,328 --> 04:05:44,319
(WHlNES)

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04:05:53,005 --> 04:05:54,734
Excuse me.

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04:05:59,345 --> 04:06:01,336
(MUMBLlNG)

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04:06:10,589 --> 04:06:11,920
Oh, God.

207
04:06:13,459 --> 04:06:15,757
Why don't you just eat
in your desk chair?

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04:06:15,928 --> 04:06:18,192
Why don't l just eat in my desk chair?

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04:06:18,364 --> 04:06:20,229
Here we go.

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04:06:20,466 --> 04:06:23,264
That is my desk chair.
That is where l work.

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04:06:23,435 --> 04:06:27,030
l don't eat in my desk chair
and l don't work in my spot.

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04:06:27,206 --> 04:06:30,733
l work in my desk chair
and eat in my spot.

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04:06:30,910 --> 04:06:32,639
Whackadoodle.

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04:06:33,245 --> 04:06:37,113
You know, there's kind of
an obvious solution here. Get up.

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04:06:41,754 --> 04:06:43,085
There, problem solved.

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04:06:44,590 --> 04:06:46,251
Nobody cares where you're gonna sit.

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04:06:46,425 --> 04:06:47,824
You're not crazy.

218
04:06:50,963 --> 04:06:53,329
Excuse me,
but the problem is not solved.

219
04:06:53,499 --> 04:06:56,195
lf your head
had been accidentally amputated...

220
04:06:56,368 --> 04:06:58,700
...and we transplanted a dog's head
in its place...

221
04:06:58,871 --> 04:07:00,600
...would that be ''problem solved''?

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04:07:00,773 --> 04:07:02,798
lf it were your head, it would be.

223
04:07:04,009 --> 04:07:07,103
Sheldon, l am really, really sorry,
but it's only for a week.

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04:07:07,279 --> 04:07:08,974
Can't you be a little bit flexible?

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04:07:12,584 --> 04:07:15,747
Yeah, sorry,
l didn't really think that through.

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04:07:15,921 --> 04:07:18,981
You claim it's going to be a week.
l have no faith in your cleaner.

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04:07:19,158 --> 04:07:21,718
-Why not?
-Did you notice the sign on his counter?

228
04:07:21,894 --> 04:07:24,226
He's not a full-time dry cleaner.

229
04:07:24,396 --> 04:07:26,762
He also makes keys.

230
04:07:26,932 --> 04:07:28,832
Oh, for God's sake, Sheldon.

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04:07:29,001 --> 04:07:30,263
Focus is important.

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04:07:30,436 --> 04:07:33,894
Was Michael DeBakey a wedding
planner in between heart transplants?

233
04:07:34,073 --> 04:07:36,439
Did Alexander Fleming
moonlight as a hair dresser?

234
04:07:36,608 --> 04:07:40,704
Thanks for discovering penicillin.
Now how about we try a bouffant?

235
04:07:42,147 --> 04:07:44,138
(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG)

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04:07:44,450 --> 04:07:47,613
Oh, looks like
l'm gonna have sex tonight.

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04:07:48,253 --> 04:07:51,950
HOWARD: Hey, baby.
-His right hand is calling him?

238
04:07:54,560 --> 04:07:57,290
No, it's Leslie Winkle. lt's a long story.

239
04:07:57,863 --> 04:07:59,854
(SHELDON MO ANlNG)

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04:08:01,400 --> 04:08:03,800
Sure. l'll pick you up in 1 0 minutes.

241
04:08:03,969 --> 04:08:05,800
Gentlemen, adieu.

242
04:08:05,971 --> 04:08:08,132
l thought we were gonna play
''Halo'' tonight.

243
04:08:08,307 --> 04:08:09,535
What am l supposed to do?

244
04:08:09,708 --> 04:08:12,404
There's a woman out there
anxious to have sex with me.

245
04:08:12,578 --> 04:08:14,808
You understand, right?

246
04:08:18,584 --> 04:08:20,415
No, not at all.

247
04:08:21,020 --> 04:08:22,453
Nevertheless, l must depart.

248
04:08:22,621 --> 04:08:26,751
By the way, did l tell you Leslie pulled
strings and got me on the trip to Geneva...

249
04:08:26,925 --> 04:08:28,893
...to check out the CERN super collider?

250
04:08:29,061 --> 04:08:31,325
That's not fair.
You're not even a physicist.

251
04:08:31,497 --> 04:08:33,397
There are two ways
of looking at this--

252
04:08:33,565 --> 04:08:35,590
-Get out.
-Bye.

253
04:08:39,071 --> 04:08:40,971
You're improving.

254
04:08:42,041 --> 04:08:43,406
Thank you.

255
04:08:43,575 --> 04:08:46,976
lt helps when l get to practice
with a real woman.

256
04:08:48,414 --> 04:08:51,178
Hey, listen.
Saturday, my sister's getting married.

257
04:08:51,350 --> 04:08:54,342
l want you to come with me.
lt's black tie.

258
04:08:54,520 --> 04:08:58,388
Yeah, gee, l'd really rather not.

259
04:08:58,557 --> 04:08:59,615
Why not?

260
04:08:59,792 --> 04:09:03,990
When l go to weddings
it's to scam on chunky bridesmaids.

261
04:09:04,163 --> 04:09:06,688
l don't know
what l would do with a date.

262
04:09:07,633 --> 04:09:08,827
Oh, all right.

263
04:09:09,001 --> 04:09:10,525
l understand.

264
04:09:10,702 --> 04:09:12,363
Thanks.

265
04:09:13,005 --> 04:09:16,441
Hey, l'm really sorry
about that Geneva trip.

266
04:09:16,975 --> 04:09:19,000
-What about it?
-Oh, didn't you hear?

267
04:09:19,178 --> 04:09:22,841
l had to reduce the number of people going
and you didn't make the cut.

268
04:09:23,782 --> 04:09:24,874
When did that happen?

269
04:09:25,050 --> 04:09:27,348
About 1 2 seconds ago.

270
04:09:29,054 --> 04:09:34,253
Hold on. Are you saying if l don't go
to the wedding, l can't go to Geneva?

271
04:09:34,693 --> 04:09:37,127
Well, actually, l'm trying not to say it.

272
04:09:37,296 --> 04:09:40,993
Okay, l'm sorry,
but that makes me a little uncomfortable.

273
04:09:41,166 --> 04:09:43,566
-How so?
-Because it's like you're controlling me...

274
04:09:43,735 --> 04:09:46,431
...with new equipment
and research trips.

275
04:09:46,605 --> 04:09:50,507
lf l weren't controlling you with equipment
and trips, l'd be uncomfortable.

276
04:09:50,676 --> 04:09:53,236
-How so?
-Because we'd be in a real relationship...

277
04:09:53,412 --> 04:09:55,710
...with feelings and all that crap.

278
04:09:58,016 --> 04:10:03,955
So bottom line,
l'm just a bought-and-paid-for sex toy.

279
04:10:05,491 --> 04:10:06,890
No.

280
04:10:07,259 --> 04:10:09,056
No, no, not at all.

281
04:10:09,228 --> 04:10:11,560
You're also arm candy.

282
04:10:12,798 --> 04:10:15,858
So, what do you think?

283
04:10:16,101 --> 04:10:19,002
(SHOUTlNG)
Hey, Ma, you gotta rent me a tux!

284
04:10:19,771 --> 04:10:21,500
MRS. WOLOWlTZ:
Right now?

285
04:10:21,673 --> 04:10:25,439
What kind of sex
are you having up there?

286
04:10:33,652 --> 04:10:35,643
Why are you crouching there?

287
04:10:35,821 --> 04:10:38,312
This is my spot.

288
04:10:38,857 --> 04:10:40,825
Where else am l supposed to crouch?

289
04:10:41,426 --> 04:10:42,450
(KNOCKlNG ON DOOR)

290
04:10:42,628 --> 04:10:45,062
l don't know, Texas.

291
04:10:47,866 --> 04:10:49,993
Here. Fresh from the cleaners.
Good as new.

292
04:10:50,169 --> 04:10:52,262
Really? Great.
Sheldon, look. Good as new.

293
04:10:52,437 --> 04:10:55,338
From that key maker? l highly doubt it.

294
04:10:56,375 --> 04:10:58,969
Come on, Sheldon. Just give it a try.

295
04:11:00,779 --> 04:11:02,644
All right.

296
04:11:05,050 --> 04:11:08,508
There. Nice and comfy-cozy.
Zero, zero, zero.

297
04:11:09,388 --> 04:11:11,686
There's one more zero.

298
04:11:12,257 --> 04:11:14,487
You forgot the time parameter.

299
04:11:14,660 --> 04:11:16,184
Sit on the damn couch.

300
04:11:40,152 --> 04:11:41,676
Nope.

301
04:11:43,455 --> 04:11:45,548
What do you mean ''nope''?
What's wrong with it?

302
04:11:45,724 --> 04:11:48,522
Nothing, it's what's wrong with him.

303
04:11:48,694 --> 04:11:51,754
-lt's exactly the same--
-Penny, Penny.

304
04:11:51,930 --> 04:11:53,022
l know what to do.

305
04:11:54,333 --> 04:11:56,130
Sheldon, l have some bad news.

306
04:11:56,301 --> 04:11:58,292
More?

307
04:11:58,770 --> 04:11:59,794
l'm afraid so.

308
04:11:59,972 --> 04:12:02,440
You know the cashew chicken
l get you on Monday nights?

309
04:12:02,608 --> 04:12:04,269
Yes, from Szechwan Palace.

310
04:12:05,510 --> 04:12:08,138
Szechwan Palace closed two years ago.

311
04:12:10,716 --> 04:12:12,240
What?

312
04:12:12,417 --> 04:12:16,114
-Where did my cashew chicken come from?
-Golden Dragon.

313
04:12:21,493 --> 04:12:23,154
No.

314
04:12:25,430 --> 04:12:27,125
No, this isn't right.

315
04:12:27,299 --> 04:12:30,564
No, our food always comes
in Szechwan Palace containers.

316
04:12:30,736 --> 04:12:35,571
Yeah, well, before they went out of
business, l bought 4000 containers.

317
04:12:37,175 --> 04:12:39,405
l keep them in the trunk of my car.

318
04:12:40,445 --> 04:12:41,776
But--

319
04:12:42,848 --> 04:12:45,339
Oh, this changes everything.

320
04:12:46,985 --> 04:12:49,852
l thought that might take
his mind off the cushion.

321
04:12:50,022 --> 04:12:53,355
What's real? What isn't?
How can l know?

322
04:12:54,860 --> 04:12:57,920
-You did make that up, right?
-Oh, God, l wish l had.

323
04:13:00,198 --> 04:13:01,597
-Leonard?
-Yeah, buddy?

324
04:13:01,767 --> 04:13:03,496
l still don't like this cushion.

325
04:13:08,373 --> 04:13:09,772
Okay, first of all...

326
04:13:09,941 --> 04:13:13,104
-...Penny, thank you for coming.
-Oh, thanks for the shoes.

327
04:13:13,545 --> 04:13:16,844
Penny is an amazing shot. l think
we have a chance to win this week.

328
04:13:17,015 --> 04:13:19,415
-What's the plan?
-Okay. Now, we all run out...

329
04:13:19,584 --> 04:13:22,314
...Sheldon and l will cut to the left
behind these trees.

330
04:13:22,487 --> 04:13:25,456
Raj, Howard and Leslie
flank to the right behind the rocks.

331
04:13:25,624 --> 04:13:29,116
We'll all have a great view as Penny
runs out and kills everyone in sight.

332
04:13:29,294 --> 04:13:32,127
All right, just one thing before we start.

333
04:13:32,297 --> 04:13:33,889
What is it, Sheldon?

334
04:13:36,868 --> 04:13:38,062
What the hell?

335
04:13:38,570 --> 04:13:41,198
That was for my cushion.

336
04:13:41,373 --> 04:13:43,773
Sheldon, Penny was our only hope.

337
04:13:43,942 --> 04:13:49,005
l'm sorry, Leonard.
But revenge is a dish best served cold.

338
04:13:50,148 --> 04:13:52,116
Screw that.

339
04:13:54,586 --> 04:13:56,213
She can't shoot me. She's dead.

340
04:13:56,988 --> 04:13:59,115
He's right. You can't.

341
04:14:04,629 --> 04:14:08,463
Well, if we're going to descend
into anarchy....

342
04:14:12,838 --> 04:14:14,829
Okay. See you.

343
04:14:16,408 --> 04:14:17,568
Where are you going?

344
04:14:17,743 --> 04:14:20,177
Surrender, then Denny's.

345
04:14:49,241 --> 04:14:51,232
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346
04:14:52,305 --> 04:15:52,422
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