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That was close.

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God, I love the smell of paintballs
in the morning.

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Yeah, still funny, Raj.

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No way we can get to the ridge.

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The Chemistry department
has us cut off.

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What about the creek bed?

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The Pharmacology department
controls that.

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And they're all hopped up
on experimental steroids.

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That's it then. We're doomed.

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Time to acknowledge
that we are paying the price...

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...for some failing to attend Physics
department paintball strategy meeting.

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I told you, my mom has spider veins.

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I had to take her to the laser clinic.

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And I told you I wanted
to see a doctor's note.

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We need a plan.
How about Operation Hammer of the Gods?

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Which one is Hammer of the Gods?

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We hide in the parking lot
and ambush people when they come to pee.

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No, the dumpsters are deep
in Astronomy department territory.

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Shouldn't be a problem,
Venus is up during the day.

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They're probably
just all staring at the sky.

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All right, what we need now
is a tactical retreat.

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Did you see Stargate
where they found themselves on a planet...

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...with a culture based loosely
on Earth's Athens and Sparta?

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Not important.

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Leonard, Raj and I are gonna burst out
the door and run away.

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Howard will cover us.

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But why don't I run away
and you cover me?

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Because you chose your mother's veins
over victory.

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On three. One, two, three, go!

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I had to take her.
It's almost bathing-suit weather.

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I surrender, don't shoot.
They went that way.

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Howard, I'm on your team.

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Oh, Leslie, thank God.

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- Where's the rest of your squad?
- Uh...

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They left me here to die.

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What about yours?

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- Dead. All of them.
- Sorry.

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Don't be.

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It was friendly fire.

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They just wouldn't listen.

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Well, we're surrounded.

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So I guess there's nothing for us to do
but wait to be captured or killed.

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Hm. That's the worst part.

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The waiting.

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All the while knowing that there's a paint
pellet out there with your name on it.

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Yeah.

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The big wet ball of death.

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Kind of makes you feel more alive,
doesn't it?

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It kind of does.

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I say we make every moment count.

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I agree.

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How exactly do we do that?

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Howard, why aren't you covering us?

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We're getting slaughtered out here.

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War is hell.

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Did you see the new budget memo
this morning?

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Yeah, more cutbacks.

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Unacceptable. It baffles me...

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...why they don't simply let some of you go
so there's money available for my research.

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You know what baffles me, Sheldon?

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Based on your academic record,
any number of things, I would imagine.

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- Hey, guys.
- Hi, Leslie.

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I got the approval
for the rapid prototyper.

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That's great, Leslie. Thanks.

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You scratch my back, I scratch yours.

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What was all that about?

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Oh, uh, no big deal.

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They gave Leslie control
over some unrestricted grant money.

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Yeah, okay, but what's with
the back scratching and the meow?

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I believe the back-scratching metaphor
describes a quid pro quo situation...

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...where one party provides services
to the second party...

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- ... in compensation for a similar action.
- Thank you.

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The meow, that sounded to me
like an African civet cat.

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- Are you done?
- No.

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Despite what the name suggests...

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...the civet cat is not a true cat.

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Now I'm done.

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You know what? I'm thinking Howard
wasn't making a back-scratching metaphor.

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I'm thinking there was some
actual scratching involved.

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What about it, Howard?

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Okay, I didn't wanna say anything...

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...because I know you and Leslie
have a little history.

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- I don't care about that.
- Great, I'm dying to say something.

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You and Leslie?

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In the paintball shed. Twice.

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Is that why you didn't cover our escape
and let us get cut down like animals?

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Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.

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My good man.

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Dereliction of duty in the face of
the enemy is a court-martial offense.

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Court martial, schmort martial.

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Leslie Winkle is the fifth girl
I've ever had sex with.

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I mean, for free.

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And plus you got a rapid prototyper.
That's an expensive piece of equipment.

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The rest of us have had our budgets
cut to the bone.

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Okay, one way to look at this is that
I'm getting new equipment and you're not...

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...and that's unfair.

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But a better way to look at this
is that I'm getting sex and you're not.

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And that's delightful.

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The whole thing froze.
I don't know what happened.

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Calm down. We'll figure it out.

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How can I calm down?
I'm gonna lose my shopping cart.

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That's three hours of picking out shoes
just shot to hell.

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- Hello, Penny.
- Hello, Sheldon.

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You're in my spot.

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- Are you planning on sitting here?
- No, I'm going to the comic-book store.

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- What difference does it make?
- What difference?

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Here we go.

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That is my spot.

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In an ever-changing world,
it is a single point of consistency.

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If my life were expressed as a function...

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...on a four-dimensional
Cartesian coordinate system...

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...that spot at the moment I first sat on it
would be zero, zero, zero, zero.

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What?

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Don't sit in his spot.

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Fine. Happy?

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I'm not unhappy.

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Boy, I love him,
but he is one serious whackadoodle.

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Okay, that should do it.

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Oh, thank you. You are a lifesaver.

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That's a lot of shoes you ordered.

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Yeah, you know the sad thing is,
it's really not.

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Ooh, is this one of those paintball guns?

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You ought to come with us sometime.

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Oh, no, thanks. I'm from Nebraska.

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When we shoot things,
we wanna eat them...

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...or make them leave
our boyfriends alone. Ha, ha.

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Oh.

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Boy, your heart's racing.

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I must have really gotten you going.

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Well, it's partly you.

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Partly my transient, idiopathic arrhythmia.

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Sexy.

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Can I assume that
you've likewise found the experience...?

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Satisfactory?

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That wasn't quite the word
I was looking for...

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...but sure, I'll do this pass-fail.

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Hey, are you enjoying
that prototyper I got you?

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Oh, it's great. Everybody in the Engineering
department is eating their hearts out.

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Isn't it nice when your good fortune
makes others miserable?

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You know, most people don't get that.

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MRS. WOLOWITZ
Howard, I'm home!

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- Oh, great.
- Book club was canceled.

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That thing on Phyllis' neck
opened up again.

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I'm busy, Ma.

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Too busy to help your mother with her zipper?

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Don't come in, Ma.

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- Why not?
- He's got company!

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Oh, there's the arrhythmia.

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Is she Jewish?

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- Are you Jewish?
- No.

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Yes!

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Okay, then you kids have fun.

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Use protection.

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You think he'll notice?

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There's a chance.

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Oh, what are we gonna do?

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"We"?

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No, no, no, you had your chance to be "we"
for like a year and a half now.

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00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:04,960
Right now, you are you,
and you are screwed.

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00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:10,480
- Why do we have to tell him I did it?
- Not gonna tell him I did it.

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Okay, okay, how about this?

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We tell him somebody broke in.

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Just to shoot the couch
with a paintball gun?

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I'm sorry, I buy it.
All those people are on drugs.

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We could tell him they wanted the couch
to stay away from their boyfriend.

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Okay, fine.
Well, what if we just flip it over?

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There. Looks fine, right?

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Butt print.
There's no discernible butt print.

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Oh, come on.

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There. Butt print.

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It's too small and too perfect.

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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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Shh. Act normal.

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Sheldon!

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00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:05,040
- How was the comic-book store?
- Fine. The new issue of Flash is out.

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00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,480
Great, great.

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00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:09,160
Did you walk the whole way?
It's a little chilly.

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00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:12,320
- Koothrappali picked me up.
- Isn't that terrific?

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00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,040
He is such a good friend.

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00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,640
You know what the best thing
about friends is?

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They don't talk incessantly
for no particular reason?

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00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:23,240
No, no, friends forgive the little things.

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00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:26,080
- I'm gonna go home and wash my hair.
- Don't you dare, missy.

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00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:31,760
Hello, fastest man alive.

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00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:35,120
Wanna see me
read your entire comic book?

187
00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,360
Wanna see it again?

188
00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:57,920
Something's wrong.

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00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:01,960
- What do you mean?
- I'm not sure.

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00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,120
It doesn't feel right.

191
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,520
I don't know what you're talking about.

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00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,840
Oh, that. Penny did that.

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00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:47,760
Excuse me.

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00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,240
Oh, God.

195
00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,960
Why don't you just eat
in your desk chair?

196
00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:10,280
Why don't I just eat in my desk chair?

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00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,240
Here we go.

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00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:15,160
That is my desk chair.
That is where I work.

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00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,760
I don't eat in my desk chair
and I don't work in my spot.

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00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:22,320
I work in my desk chair
and eat in my spot.

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00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,160
Whackadoodle.

202
00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:28,360
You know, there's kind of
an obvious solution here. Get up.

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00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:34,120
There, problem solved.

204
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,160
Nobody cares where you're gonna sit.

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00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:38,680
You're not crazy.

206
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,960
Excuse me,
but the problem is not solved.

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00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:46,720
If your head
had been accidentally amputated...

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...and we transplanted a dog's head
in its place...

209
00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,920
...would that be "problem solved"?

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00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,040
If it were your head, it would be.

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00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:57,160
Sheldon, I am really, really sorry,
but it's only for a week.

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00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,960
Can't you be a little bit flexible?

213
00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:05,480
Yeah, sorry,
I didn't really think that through.

214
00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:08,560
You claim it's going to be a week.
I have no faith in your cleaner.

215
00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:11,200
- Why not?
- Did you notice the sign on his counter?

216
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,640
He's not a full-time dry cleaner.

217
00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:16,040
He also makes keys.

218
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:18,040
Oh, for God's sake, Sheldon.

219
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,400
Focus is important.

220
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,880
Was Michael DeBakey a wedding
planner in between heart transplants?

221
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,320
Did Alexander Fleming
moonlight as a hair dresser?

222
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:29,360
Thanks for discovering penicillin.
Now how about we try a bouffant?

223
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:36,000
Oh, looks like
I'm gonna have sex tonight.

224
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:40,160
Hey, baby.
- His right hand is calling him?

225
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:45,320
No, it's Leslie Winkle. It's a long story.

226
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,560
Sure. I'll pick you up in 10 minutes.

227
00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:53,480
Gentlemen, adieu.

228
00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:55,720
I thought we were gonna play
"Halo" tonight.

229
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,040
What am I supposed to do?

230
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,800
There's a woman out there
anxious to have sex with me.

231
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:02,120
You understand, right?

232
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,480
No, not at all.

233
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,440
Nevertheless, I must depart.

234
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:13,560
By the way, did I tell you Leslie pulled
strings and got me on the trip to Geneva...

235
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,640
...to check out the CERN super collider?

236
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,960
That's not fair.
You're not even a physicist.

237
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,960
There are two ways
of looking at this...

238
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,080
- Get out.
- Bye.

239
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,160
You're improving.

240
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,520
Thank you.

241
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,920
It helps when I get to practice
with a real woman.

242
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,960
Hey, listen.
Saturday, my sister's getting married.

243
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:40,160
I want you to come with me.
It's black tie.

244
00:14:40,195 --> 00:14:43,920
Yeah, gee, I'd really rather not.

245
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,040
Why not?

246
00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:49,280
When I go to weddings
it's to scam on chunky bridesmaids.

247
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,880
I don't know
what I would do with a date.

248
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:53,920
Oh, all right.

249
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I understand.

250
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,320
Thanks.

251
00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:01,200
Hey, I'm really sorry
about that Geneva trip.

252
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,680
- What about it?
- Oh, didn't you hear?

253
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:07,360
I had to reduce the number of people going
and you didn't make the cut.

254
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,320
When did that happen?

255
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:11,680
About 12 seconds ago.

256
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:18,280
Hold on. Are you saying if I don't go
to the wedding, I can't go to Geneva?

257
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,000
Well, actually, I'm trying not to say it.

258
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:24,800
Okay, I'm sorry,
but that makes me a little uncomfortable.

259
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,200
- How so?
- Because it's like you're controlling me...

260
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,960
...with new equipment
and research trips.

261
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:33,840
If I weren't controlling you with equipment
and trips, I'd be uncomfortable.

262
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,480
- How so?
- Because we'd be in a real relationship...

263
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,840
...with feelings and all that crap.

264
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:46,760
So bottom line,
I'm just a bought-and-paid-for sex toy.

265
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,600
No.

266
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,680
No, no, not at all.

267
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,080
You're also arm candy.

268
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:58,200
So, what do you think?

269
00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,200
Hey, Ma, you gotta rent me a tux!

270
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,600
Right now?

271
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:07,400
What kind of sex
are you having up there?

272
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,160
Why are you crouching there?

273
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,680
This is my spot.

274
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,120
Where else am I supposed to crouch?

275
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:26,160
I don't know, Texas.

276
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,920
Here. Fresh from the cleaners.
Good as new.

277
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,080
Really? Great.
Sheldon, look. Good as new.

278
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:36,040
From that key maker? I highly doubt it.

279
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,520
Come on, Sheldon. Just give it a try.

280
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,040
All right.

281
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:48,640
There. Nice and comfy-cozy.
Zero, zero, zero.

282
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,720
There's one more zero.

283
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,400
You forgot the time parameter.

284
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,000
Sit on the damn couch.

285
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,440
Nope.

286
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,160
What do you mean "nope"?
What's wrong with it?

287
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:27,040
Nothing, it's what's wrong with him.

288
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:30,120
- It's exactly the same...
- Penny, Penny.

289
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,360
I know what to do.

290
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,320
Sheldon, I have some bad news.

291
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,400
More?

292
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:37,840
I'm afraid so.

293
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,400
You know the cashew chicken
I get you on Monday nights?

294
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,120
Yes, from Szechwan Palace.

295
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,840
Szechwan Palace closed two years ago.

296
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,800
What?

297
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:53,480
- Where did my cashew chicken come from?
- Golden Dragon.

298
00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,280
No.

299
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,080
No, this isn't right.

300
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:07,400
No, our food always comes
in Szechwan Palace containers.

301
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:12,200
Yeah, well, before they went out of
business, I bought 4000 containers.

302
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,880
I keep them in the trunk of my car.

303
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,080
But...

304
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,480
Oh, this changes everything.

305
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,840
I thought that might take
his mind off the cushion.

306
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,200
What's real? What isn't?
How can I know?

307
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:33,560
- You did make that up, right?
- Oh, God, I wish I had.

308
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,120
- Leonard?
- Yeah, buddy?

309
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:38,920
I still don't like this cushion.

310
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,960
Okay, first of all...

311
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:48,160
- ... Penny, thank you for coming.
- Oh, thanks for the shoes.

312
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,720
Penny is an amazing shot. I think
we have a chance to win this week.

313
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:54,200
- What's the plan?
- Okay. Now, we all run out...

314
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:57,000
...Sheldon and I will cut to the left
behind these trees.

315
00:18:57,160 --> 00:19:00,165
Raj, Howard and Leslie
flank to the right behind the rocks.

316
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:03,520
We'll all have a great view as Penny
runs out and kills everyone in sight.

317
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,440
All right, just one thing before we start.

318
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,120
What is it, Sheldon?

319
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:12,200
What the hell?

320
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,120
That was for my cushion.

321
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,600
Sheldon, Penny was our only hope.

322
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:22,600
I'm sorry, Leonard.
But revenge is a dish best served cold.

323
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,600
Screw that.

324
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,520
She can't shoot me. She's dead.

325
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,320
He's right. You can't.

326
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:41,320
Well, if we're going to descend
into anarchy...

327
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,400
Okay. See you.

328
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,040
Where are you going?

329
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,560
Surrender, then Denny's.

330
00:19:58,232 --> 00:20:01,232
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