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Whatcha doin' there?
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Working on a new plan
to catch the roadrunner?
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The humorous implication being
that I am Wile E. Coyote?
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Yes.
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And this is a schematic
for a bird-trapping device
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that will ultimately backfire
and cause me physical injury?
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Yes.
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What I'm doing here
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is trying to determine
when I'm going to die.
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A lot of people are working
on that research.
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So what is all this?
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My family history
factoring in longevity,
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propensity for disease,
et cetera.
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Interesting.
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Cause of death for
Uncle Carl was KBB.
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What's "KBB"?
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"Killed by badger."
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How's that?
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It was Thanksgiving.
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Uncle Carl said, "I think
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"there's a badger living
in our chimney.
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Hand me that flashlight."
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Those were the last words
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he ever spoke to us.
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I don't think you need
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to worry about death by badgers
being hereditary.
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Not true.
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The fight or flight instinct
is coded genetically.
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Instead of fleeing, he chose
to fight barehanded
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against a brawny member
of the weasel family.
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Who's to say that I don't share
that flawed DNA?
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You can always get a badger
and find out.
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But seriously,
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even if I disregard
the Uncle Carl factor,
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at best I have 60 years left.
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That long, huh?
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60 only takes me to here.
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I need to get to here.
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What's there?
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The earliest estimate
of the singularity,
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when man will be able
to transfer his consciousness
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into machines
and achieve immortality.
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So, you're upset
about missing out
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on becoming some sort of
freakish self-aware robot?
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By this much.
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Tough break.
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You want eggs?
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You don't get it, Leonard.
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I'm going to miss so much--
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the unified field theory,
cold fusion, the dogapus.
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What's a dogapus?
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The hybrid dog and octopus.
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Man's underwater best friend.
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Is somebody
working on that?
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I was going to.
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I planned on giving it to myself
on my 300th birthday.
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Wait a minute.
You hate dogs.
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A dogapus can play fetch
with eight balls.
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No one can hate that.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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The Big Bang Theory 4x0
The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification
Original Air Date on September 30, 2010
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What do we owe you?
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It came to $28.17.
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Let's say six bucks apiece.
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Here you go.
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Thank you.
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What?
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Never mind. I got it.
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Oh, you wanted me to pay.
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It's no big deal.
No, no, no, no.
You're right.
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We're not going out anymore;
I should pay for myself.
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What?
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He said, "If he had
woman parts,
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he'd eat for free
the rest of his life".
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Yeah, but you wouldn't be able
to talk to yourself.
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I'm a little low on cash.
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How much you got?
Nothing.
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How can you walk
around with no money?
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I'm cute. I get by.
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It's okay,
you can owe me.
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Thank you.
Sheldon, six bucks.
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No, thank you.
I'm not eating pizza tonight.
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But it's Thursday.
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Thursday's pizza night.
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Not for me.
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Thursday is now Cruciferous
Vegetable Night.
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Tonight's selection:
Brussels sprouts.
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Really?
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You're changing the
Sheldonian calendar?
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It's a small price to pay.
For what?
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No, no, don't ask.
Sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry.
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In order to live long enough
to fuse my consciousness
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with cybernetics,
I need to change my diet.
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Wait. Cybernetics is
robot stuff, right?
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Correct.
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So you want to turn yourself
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into some sort of robot?
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Essentially, yes.
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Okay, here's my question.
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Didn't you already do that?
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No.
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Flattering, but sadly, no.
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I'm also planning
to begin an exercise regimen
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designed to strengthen
my cardiovascular system.
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AKA jogging.
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Wait. Honey,
have you ever run before?
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Certainly.
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I've run from bullies, dogs,
angry chickens...
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and one particularly
persistent P.E. teacher
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determined to bend me over
and give me a scoliosis test.
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You're right.
Penny jogs.
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Maybe you guys
can run together.
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That's an excellent idea.
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Yeah, if we chat,
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it will create the illusion
of time going faster.
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No, it won't.
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Um, how does he know I jog?
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Oh, he watches you from his car
with high-powered binoculars.
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Oh, my God, that is so creepy!
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I know!
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And he says he's
not gonna stop.
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Then see a shrink
and figure out how
to talk to women.
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What the hell?
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What's the matter?
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I have pain radiating
from my navel
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to my lower right abdomen.
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I'm nauseated
and feverish.
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I believe I may have cholera.
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There's no cholera
in Pasadena.
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Just like last summer,
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when there
was no malaria
in Pasadena.
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Well, if it's not cholera,
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then based on a quick
Internet search,
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the other explanations in
decreasing order of likelihood
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are Hirschsprung's Disease,
botulism, a 30-foot tapeworm
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or accidental ingestion
of chrysanthemum blossoms.
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When would you have accidentally
eaten chrysanthemum blossoms?
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It's part of an
unlikely scenario
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that involves sleepwalking
and a 24-hour flower mart
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with a less-than-
vigilant proprietor.
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Oh, Lord, my belly!
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Ever had your
appendix out?
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I haven't.
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I've been meaning to,
but who has the time?
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Let's get you
to the hospital.
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So this is how it ends...
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with cruel irony.
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Just as I make the commitment
to preserving my body,
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I am betrayed by my appendix,
a vestigial organ.
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Do you know
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the original purpose
of the appendix, Leonard?
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No.
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I do. And yet I'm doomed
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while you live on.
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Funny how things
work out, isn't it?
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Oh, Lord, I think
it's about to burst!
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On the other hand,
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it might have been
the Brussels sprouts.
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Good night.
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Appendicitis.
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What a nervous Nelly.
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Penny! Penny!
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Penny!
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Coming, coming.
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Hey, nice knees.
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Thank you.
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They're my mother's.
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Oh.
And the Flash
shirt is what?
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Because, what,
you're gonna run really fast?
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No, the Flash shirt is
because it's Friday,
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but it's nice when
things work out.
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Where's your
heart rate monitor?
I don't have one.
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What about your pedometer?
Don't have one.
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Do you have telematics
in your shoes connected
to an iPod?
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Uh, no.
What do you do,
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you just go out there
and gambol about
like a bunny?
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No. I just run till I'm hungry,
then I stop for a bear claw.
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Why are you doing that?
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It's good to stretch your
muscles before you run.
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All right.
All right,
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let's start with a toe touch.
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Okay, you do it.
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I am doing it.
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Oh. Wow. Good job.
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Okay, um,
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can you do this?
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We'll never know.
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Okay, let's just warm up
on the run.
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Okay.
Okay, let's go.
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I've been reading up
on biomechanics.
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I think you'll be
surprised at my...
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Oh, my God,
are you okay?
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I think so.
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Oh, let me
help you up.
Thank you.
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Oh, Sheldon!
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If it makes you
feel any better,
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Thursday is no longer
Cruciferous Vegetable Night.
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Here's my chicken curry.
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Howard, your
shrimp biryani.
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Thank you, sir.
Palak paneer,
that's Penny.
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Thanks.
And for Rajesh
Koothrappali,
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from whose homeland
these tasty dishes originate,
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one large order of
chicken McNuggets.
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Hey, what's my share?
Uh... 12 bucks.
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Okay, can I get you after Friday
when I get paid?
Sure.
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What am I up to now?
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Well, okay, with
the Indian food, the pizza,
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the Thai food, the tank of gas,
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the frozen yogurt
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and your rent, uh...
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a little over $1,400.
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What now?
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He's just expressing
his admiration that
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you don't even have to
put out to get free stuff.
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It's not free-- I'm
gonna pay him back.
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Shut up!
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Sheldon, are you gonna join us?
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Coming!
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Greetings, friends.
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Greetings, whatever
the hell you are.
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I am a mobile
virtual presence device.
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Recent events
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have demonstrated to me
that my body is too fragile
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to endure the vicissitudes
of the world.
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Until such time as I am able
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to transfer my consciousness,
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I shall remain
in a secure location
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and interact with the world
in this manner.
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Really? That's
your question--
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when did he
put a ramp in?
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You're in my spot.
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This may seem a little odd
at first,
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but over time,
you'll grow accustomed
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to dealing with me
in this configuration.
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Yeah, to be honest, I
don't see much difference.
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Thank you.
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That's what I was going for.
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Now, Leonard, tomorrow,
when we go to work,
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you'll need to allow
some extra time
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to get me down the stairs.
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For your convenience,
I disassemble into four pieces.
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This is ridiculous.
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I'm coming to talk to you.
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You don't know where I am.
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My physical body
is safely ensconced
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in a secure,
undisclosed location.
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You're in your bedroom.
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No, I'm not.
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I can hear your voice
coming from your bedroom.
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No, you can't.
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Wait.
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Come back.
261
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Halt.
262
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Authorized personnel only!
263
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,170
So, either one
of you weirdos
264
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want to buy my underwear?
Only 1,400 bucks.
265
00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:28,660
Sheldon,
this is ridiculous.
266
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I'm behind you.
267
00:12:30,230 --> 00:12:33,450
Please look at me when
you're talking to me.
268
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I am looking at you.
269
00:12:34,950 --> 00:12:36,230
No, you're not.
270
00:12:36,230 --> 00:12:38,700
Pay no attention to
that man in the bed.
271
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You cannot exist
272
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as a virtual presence.
273
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,620
Not here
and certainly not at work.
274
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,490
Oh, good God.
275
00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:47,060
At my age,
do you know
276
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how I'm statistically
most likely to die?
277
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At the hands of your roommate?
278
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An accident.
279
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That's how I'm going
to make it look.
280
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Until I can transfer
my intellect
281
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to a more durable container,
282
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my body will remain
safely ensconced in my bed.
283
00:13:02,940 --> 00:13:05,000
Fine, but don't expect my help.
284
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,560
You have to help--
it's in the roommate agreement.
285
00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:09,080
No, it's not.
286
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Section 74.C.
287
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The various obligations
and duties of the parties
288
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in the event one of
them becomes a robot.
289
00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:23,230
I'll be damned.
290
00:13:33,590 --> 00:13:35,390
This is delightful.
291
00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:37,390
Uh-huh.
292
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,680
It's much easier to enjoy
293
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the picturesque route
we travel to work
294
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when you remove the specter
of fiery vehicular death.
295
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:46,190
Refresh my memory.
296
00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:48,740
Why didn't I just put you
in the trunk?
297
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:51,740
Because I called shotgun.
Remember?
298
00:13:51,740 --> 00:13:54,410
Right.
299
00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:00,750
You seem tense.
300
00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:03,450
Perhaps this will relax you.
301
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,600
I don't want to listen
to music, Sheldon.
302
00:14:16,850 --> 00:14:18,220
Very well.
303
00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:22,110
I don't understand
why you're not enjoying this.
304
00:14:22,110 --> 00:14:26,640
Together, in this car,
with my enhanced capabilities,
305
00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,150
we're like Knight Rider.
306
00:14:29,150 --> 00:14:32,980
Except in Knight Rider, the car
isn't a yammering sphincter.
307
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,940
You mock the sphincter,
308
00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:38,710
but the sphincter
is a class of muscle
309
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without which human beings
couldn't survive.
310
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,500
There are over 50
different sphincters
311
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in the human body.
312
00:14:48,170 --> 00:14:50,550
How many can you name?
313
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:54,450
I was wrong-- this is exactly
like Knight Rider.
314
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,590
Perhaps you'd be interested
in a different game.
315
00:14:57,590 --> 00:14:59,060
No.
316
00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:00,640
This is a photograph of the 1911
317
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:04,060
Solvay Conference on the theory
of radiation and quanta.
318
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:08,570
Using Photoshop, I've
introduced a few anachronisms.
319
00:15:08,570 --> 00:15:10,940
See if you can spot all 24.
320
00:15:10,940 --> 00:15:12,440
I'll give you the first one.
321
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:16,740
Madame Curie should not
be wearing a digital watch.
322
00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:18,110
And go.
323
00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:22,150
That's it. Bye-bye.
324
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,120
Bazinga.
Whoa!
325
00:15:29,210 --> 00:15:31,510
I have an override switch.
326
00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:33,130
I almost died!
327
00:15:33,130 --> 00:15:35,630
And I'm safe and sound in bed.
328
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,800
Who's crazy now?
329
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,500
I'm still going
to go with you.
330
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,510
Hello, Professor Hoskins.
331
00:15:48,510 --> 00:15:51,230
Nice to see you, Mindy.
332
00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:54,030
And konnichiwa, Dr. Nakamora.
333
00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:57,680
Sorry the Swedes
disproved your theory.
334
00:16:04,710 --> 00:16:06,710
Leonard, my door.
335
00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:07,950
What about it?
336
00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:10,760
Be a lamb and open it for me.
337
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,720
Why? What's the problem?
338
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:21,540
You think you have me stymied,
don't you?
339
00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:25,010
No, I think a doorknob
has you stymied.
340
00:16:26,510 --> 00:16:29,570
Oh, look, it's Leonard
and R2-D-Bag.
341
00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:33,070
That's my joke.
I told it last night.
342
00:16:33,070 --> 00:16:35,360
You can't just use it.
343
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,740
Raj, be a lamb
and open the door for me.
344
00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:41,330
Oh, sure.
345
00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:45,120
He's a lamb.
346
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,920
You're not.
347
00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:51,540
I'm a lamb.
348
00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:55,640
Isn't this nice?
349
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,880
The pleasures of fellowship
and camaraderie
350
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:03,050
without having to tolerate
your germy breath on my skin.
351
00:17:03,050 --> 00:17:05,140
I say we just take him
to Tatooine
352
00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:07,100
and sell him to some Jawas.
353
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,770
That's two, dude.
354
00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:10,520
Write your own jokes.
355
00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:13,640
Oh, great.
356
00:17:15,430 --> 00:17:17,310
Hi, I'm Penny,
I'll be your waitress.
357
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:18,950
Why are you introducing
yourself?
358
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,120
I'd rather people not know
359
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,650
I have any prior connection
to you whatsoever.
360
00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:25,820
Can you tell me
the specials this evening?
361
00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:27,320
Sheldon, I'm not waiting on you.
362
00:17:27,330 --> 00:17:28,310
Obviously.
363
00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:30,530
I don't even have
water yet.
364
00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:32,080
Because you're not here.
365
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:35,550
That's discrimination
against the otherwise located.
366
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,470
I'm going to have
to go over your head.
367
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:44,290
Manager... manager.
368
00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:48,010
Oh, Lord,
look who it is.
369
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:51,180
Is that Steve Wozniak?
370
00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:52,070
I think it is.
371
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:54,840
The Great and Powerful Woz.
372
00:17:55,650 --> 00:17:56,690
Penny,
Steve Wozniak was
373
00:17:56,690 --> 00:17:57,650
one of the cofounders
374
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:58,860
of Apple Computer.
375
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,270
He and Steve Jobs started it...
Yeah,
376
00:18:00,270 --> 00:18:02,440
I know who he is.
I watch Dancing with the Stars.
377
00:18:03,490 --> 00:18:05,500
I must speak to him.
378
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,910
Of course you must.
379
00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:11,620
You know, there's an
Olive Garden down the street.
380
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:14,170
You guys should try it sometime.
381
00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:17,160
Excuse me,
Mr. Wozniak?
382
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,330
Oh, hey.
383
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,230
Nice virtual presence device.
384
00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:21,210
Thank you.
385
00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:23,760
I just want to say
I'm a big fan.
386
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:27,700
You're my 15th favorite
technological visionary.
387
00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:29,350
Only 15th?
388
00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:32,960
It's still six spots
above Steve Jobs.
389
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,310
I care neither for turtlenecks
390
00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:37,180
nor showmanship.
391
00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:40,550
Yeah, I never got
that turtleneck thing.
392
00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:44,480
One of my proudest possessions
is a vintage 1977 Apple Two.
393
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:49,010
Despite the file system
limitations of Apple DOS 3.3,
394
00:18:49,010 --> 00:18:51,310
it was a pretty nifty
little achievement.
395
00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:53,590
Thanks, we were shooting
for "nifty."
396
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,450
You know, if you had it here,
397
00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:57,050
I'd autograph it for you.
398
00:18:57,900 --> 00:19:00,280
Don't move
for 15 to 30 minutes,
399
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,990
depending on how
the buses are running.
400
00:19:04,790 --> 00:19:07,260
Nerds.
401
00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:12,660
I'm coming, Woz, I'm coming.
402
00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:13,630
Ow!
403
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:14,980
Oh!
404
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,190
Aw.
405
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:38,270
Penny... Penny... Penny.
406
00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:42,270
What up, Shel-Bot?
407
00:19:42,270 --> 00:19:44,140
I can't get out of bed.
408
00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:45,520
I hurt my ankle.
409
00:19:45,530 --> 00:19:47,110
What do you want me to do?
410
00:19:47,110 --> 00:19:49,440
Sing me "Soft Kitty."
411
00:19:49,450 --> 00:19:52,150
Really, you want me
to sing "Soft Kitty"
412
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,780
to a computer monitor?
413
00:19:53,780 --> 00:19:56,620
Would you rather come over
and sing it to me in person?
414
00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:59,910
♪ Soft kitty, warm kitty ♪
415
00:19:59,910 --> 00:20:01,790
♪ Little ball of fur... ♪
416
00:20:01,790 --> 00:20:04,410
Closer to the microphone.
417
00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:07,710
♪ Happy kitty,
sleepy... ♪
418
00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:09,980
No.
419
00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:13,250
You have to start over.
420
00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:16,590
♪ Soft kitty,
warm kitty ♪
421
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:19,720
♪ Little ball of fur ♪
422
00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:22,530
♪ Happy kitty,
sleepy kitty ♪
423
00:20:22,530 --> 00:20:23,880
♪ Purr, purr, purr. ♪
424
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:27,610
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