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Water Demon.
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Ice Dragon.
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Lesser Warlord
of Ka'a.
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Not so fast.
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Infinite Sheldon.
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Infinite Sheldon?
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Yes, Infinite Sheldon
defeats all other cards
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and does not violate the
rule against homemade cards
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because I made
it at work.
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Do you understand why people
don't want to play with you?
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No...
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although it's a question I've
been pondering since preschool.
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Hey.
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Hey, your copy of Science
magazine was in my mailbox.
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- Oh, thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
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Check it out--
all about planets this month.
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That's an atom.
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Agree to disagree.
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That's what I love
about science--
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there's no
one right answer.
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So...
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you and Zack again, huh?
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Yeah, yeah, me
and Zack again.
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Were we here earlier?
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Okay, we should,
we should go.
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Ah, not yet.
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I want to talk science
with the science dudes.
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Oh, and the science dudes want
to talk science with you.
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What do you want
to talk about--
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rocks, dinosaurs, our
friend the beaver?
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You know, I saw this great thing
on the Discovery Channel.
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Turns out
that if you kill a starfish,
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it'll just come back to life.
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Was the starfish
wearing boxer shorts?
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Because you might have
been watching Nickelodeon.
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No, I'm almost sure that
it was the Discovery Channel.
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It was a great show.
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They also said dolphins
might be smarter than people.
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They might be smarter
than some people.
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Maybe we can do an
experiment to find out.
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That's easy enough.
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We'd need a large tank of
water, a hoop to jump through,
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and a bucket of whatever
bite-sized treats
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you find tasty.
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I don't get it.
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A dolphin might.
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Oh, I see.
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You guys are inferring
that I'm stupid.
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That's not correct.
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We were implying it.
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You then inferred it.
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Let's go.
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You know, for a group of guys
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who claim they spent most
of their lives being bullied,
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you can be real jerks.
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Shame on all of you.
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What the hell did I do?
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You laughed.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 4x11 ♪
The Justice League Recombination
Original Air Date on December 16, 2010
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== Sync, corrected by elderman ==
== for www.addic7ed.com ==
-- Resync to The Big Bang Theory S04
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Do you think
Penny's right?
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Were we bullying Zack?
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No,
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I know bullying.
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He left here unswirlied and his
ass crack was underpants-free.
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And nobody drew
a penis on his forehead.
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That happened to you?
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First day of cricket camp.
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They drew it
so the testicles were my eyes.
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I don't know, I think
we might owe the guy an apology.
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So go apologize.
Why me?
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You started it,
we just piled on.
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What would I even say?
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Zack, I'm sorry you're stupid.
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Have a Milk Dud.
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A Milk Dud?
Yeah,
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Milk Duds,
with their self-deprecating name
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and remarkably mild flavor,
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are the most apologetic
of the boxed candies.
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I got a better idea.
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We're all responsible.
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I say we all go.
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Come on, who's with me?
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Free comic books
to anyone who comes with me.
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I might get punched.
You really want to miss that?
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Junior Mints are
pretty apologetic.
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You're embarrassing
yourself.
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Penny.
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What?
Yeah,
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we came to talk to Zack.
Hey, Zack.
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What do you want?
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Listen,
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the stuff
we were saying before--
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we were just kidding around.
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No, you weren't.
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You were making fun
of me.
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Come on, that's what we do.
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We give each other a hard time.
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Hey, Sheldon,
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you look
like a praying mantis.
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That's very hurtful.
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See?
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I don't know,
it still wasn't very nice.
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Milk Dud?
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Oh, I love Milk Duds.
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Okay, we're cool.
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Junior Mints.
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You guys want to come in
and have a beer?
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Uh, we're on our way
to the comic book store.
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Leonard's buying.
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Really?
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I haven't been
to a comic book store
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in literally
a million years.
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Literally?
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Literally a
million years?
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Don't.
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You want to go with 'em?
No.
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Okay, see you later.
Wait,
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w-w-w-wait, you're ditching me
to go look at comic books?
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Are you mad at me?
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I'm not happy.
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Milk Dud?
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Wow, this place
is awesome.
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Where do they keep
the Archies?
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In the bedrooms of ten-year-
old girls, where they belong.
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Oh, no, you're thinking
old-school Archie.
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It's much more
sophisticated now.
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Like, there's
two universes,
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and Archie's married
to Betty in one
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and Veronica
in the other.
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Midge is even breaking
up with Moose.
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No.
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About time, right?
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Hey.
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Hey.
You guys finally chip in
for a bodyguard?
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Uh, no. Oh,
this is Zack.
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He's a friend
of ours.
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Zack, this is Stuart.
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He owns
the store.
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Wow, lucky you.
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Yeah, I work
70 hours a week
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and average
$1.65 an hour.
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Sweet.
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Is that sarcasm?
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No, it's an indictment of the
American education system.
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The Archies are over here.
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Yippee.
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So are you guys coming to
my New Year's Eve costume party?
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Of course.
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We're coming as the
Justice League of America.
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Switching it up from last year
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when we came as
the Justice League of America.
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To that point,
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it occurs to me that we
might have an opportunity
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to finally snare
Best Group Costume
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if we shore up
our weak link,
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which is clearly
Leonard as Superman.
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Hey, I got
new boots this year.
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Guaranteed to add
three inches.
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That's sad.
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Let's ask ourselves:
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Is there anyone we know
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who would make a more manly
and convincing son of Krypton?
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Than Leonard
in high-heeled boots?
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Howard's mother
in high-heeled boots?
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I was thinking specifically
of the gentleman over there
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moving his lips
as he enjoys
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the latest exploits
of Betty and Veronica.
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Zack?
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He is the only person we know
with actual muscles.
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You can't replace
me with Zack.
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Why not?
Penny did it.
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Yeah, she seems happier.
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Why wouldn't we be?
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Score.
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I got an Archie,
Betty and Veronica,
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and a Jughead.
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All set
for my weekend number twos.
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Congratulations.
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Zack, how would you
like to be Superman?
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I don't know, sounds like
a lot of responsibility.
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Fine, if Zack's going
to be Superman,
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I want to be
Green Lantern.
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But I'm Green Lantern.
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You can be Aquaman.
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I don't want to be Aquaman.
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He sucks.
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He sucks
underwater.
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He sucks
fish pee.
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Excuse me,
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I believe Aquaman uses
his telepathic powers
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to request the fish do
their business elsewhere.
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Hey, babe.
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I'm still mad at you.
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Well, you won't be
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when you hear the great news.
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What great news?
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We're going to
a costume party
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at the comic book store
on New Year's Eve,
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and you get to
be Wonder Woman.
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Complete with bulletproof
bracelets and lasso of truth.
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Invisible plane sold separately.
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Wait, why me?
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Wh-Why can't your girlfriend
be Wonder Woman?
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She and her lab team
are under quarantine.
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Seems at the Christmas party
they were doing Jell-O shots
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out of petri dishes that used
to contain yellow fever.
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Okay, what about
your friend Amy?
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Amy Farrah Fowler doesn't
believe in wearing costumes.
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She isn't the free spirit I am.
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Okay, well, forget it.
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I'm not spending
my New Year's Eve
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at a comic book store
wearing a Wonder Woman costume.
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00:10:01,490 --> 00:10:04,850
He says he'll wear it
if you'll be Aquaman.
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What are you doing?
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00:10:21,570 --> 00:10:22,860
We're going
to be late.
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I'm pacing nervously.
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You're jogging.
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This is how the
Flash paces.
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Just chill out, Sheldon.
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I'm not Sheldon.
I'm the Flash.
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And now I'm going
to the Grand Canyon
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to scream in frustration.
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I'm back.
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I'm Batman.
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Oh, I hardly think so.
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The real caped crusader calls
his crime-fighting cohorts
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when he's running late.
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I had to walk.
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I couldn't get Raj
on the back of my scooter.
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I've said this before,
and I'll say it again.
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Aquaman sucks.
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00:11:10,890 --> 00:11:13,460
Look up in the sky.
It's a bird. It's a plane.
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I forget the rest.
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00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:23,030
All right. Let's get
this thing over with.
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I'm sorry.
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00:11:24,740 --> 00:11:27,570
But in what universe
is Wonder Woman blonde?
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Relax. No one's going to
be looking at her hair.
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Ow!
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I mean,
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ow.
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00:11:40,850 --> 00:11:41,950
Hold on. The costume came
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with a black wig.
Where is it, babe?
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00:11:43,090 --> 00:11:45,120
No. I'm not wearing
it. It looks stupid.
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Come on. We're trying
to win a contest here.
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00:11:46,730 --> 00:11:47,990
Forget it. I'm not
wearing the wig.
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00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:52,130
Honey, there's no "I"
in "Justice League."
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Well, actually...
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Don't.
He's making our case.
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Okay, babe. Uh...
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00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:04,210
Kind of embarrassing me
in front of my friends.
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00:12:04,210 --> 00:12:05,940
Okay.
You know what?
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I changed my mind.
I'm not going.
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00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:11,630
Looks like someone
else is going
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to have to be Wonder Woman.
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Babe, open up.
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I'm not talking to you.
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Then who are you talking to?
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Babe?
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Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny,
Penny, Penny, Penny,
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Penny, Penny, Penny,
Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny,
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Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny
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Penny, Penny...
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What the hell
is wrong with you?
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I'm the Flash.
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I just knocked 30,000 times.
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Okay. What do you
want, Sheldon?
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I understand
why you're upset.
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Really?
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Yes.
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You're afraid that costume
makes you look fat.
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No.
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Wh-What...
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Does it?
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Don't worry.
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Wonder Woman
was an Amazon.
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And Amazons tend to
be very beefy gals.
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Good-bye, Sheldon.
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But they're not blonde,
so put on your wig.
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Hello?
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Stupid Aquaman.
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If it makes you
feel any better,
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when I was dating Penny,
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she used to flip out
on me all the time.
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00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:45,640
Whoa. You dated Penny?
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She didn't tell you?
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She told me she dated
a guy named Leonard.
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Who would have
thought it was you?
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Who else would it be?
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I don't know. Somebody
bigger and...
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Yeah, sure.
Why not you?
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I may have failed.
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00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:11,040
Okay, I guess we just go
without a Wonder Woman.
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I don't want to go
without Penny.
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00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:16,070
Oh, great. No Superman,
no Wonder Woman?
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00:14:16,070 --> 00:14:18,510
All we've got is a skinny Flash,
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an Indian Aquaman,
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a nearsighted
Green Lantern,
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and a teeny, tiny
Dark Knight.
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Obviously, we're no longer
a Justice League.
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We have no choice but to switch
to our Muppet Baby costumes.
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Ooh, I call Kermit.
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I'm Kermit.
You're Scooter.
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Oh, man.
Scooter sucks.
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He's the Aquaman
of the Muppet Babies.
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00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:49,710
No, we can still
make this work.
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00:14:49,710 --> 00:14:51,280
Leonard,
you talk to Penny.
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What makes you think
I can convince her?
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You got her
to have sex with you.
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00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:58,170
Obviously, your superpower
is brainwashing.
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00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,050
Okay, let me see
if I understand this.
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00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:06,290
You want me
to convince my ex-girlfriend
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to go to a costume party
with her new boyfriend
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just so we can win
a stupid prize?
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00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:13,900
Yes. And make her wear
the black wig. Good luck.
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00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:17,770
Go away, Sheldon.
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00:15:17,770 --> 00:15:19,070
It's Leonard.
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00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:20,400
Oh.
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00:15:20,410 --> 00:15:22,660
Go away, Leonard.
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00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,880
Come on, let me
just talk to you.
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It's open.
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00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,880
Hey.
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00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,650
I'm not going
to that party, Leonard.
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00:15:30,650 --> 00:15:33,120
Okay, listen.
You don't have to wear the wig.
333
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,120
At this party,
we're gonna win first prize
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00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,220
just by showing up with a girl.
335
00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:40,320
It's not the wig.
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00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,090
Did I do something?
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00:15:42,090 --> 00:15:43,790
I mean, I tried to be
friends with Zack,
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00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,300
like you said, which believe me,
was difficult,
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00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:48,670
given how you and me
used to be...
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00:15:48,670 --> 00:15:50,270
you know, "you and
me," and now you
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00:15:50,270 --> 00:15:52,770
and him are
"you and him."
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00:15:52,770 --> 00:15:55,910
Okay, look.
We're not really "me and him."
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00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:57,540
Then what are you?
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00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,510
I don't know.
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00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:01,750
I only started seeing Zack again
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00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:03,780
so I wouldn't be alone
on New Year's Eve.
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00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:06,020
How pathetic is that?
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00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:08,550
Not as pathetic
as dressing up like this
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and going to a comic book store
on New Year's Eve.
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00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:14,290
You make a cute Green Arrow.
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00:16:19,930 --> 00:16:21,370
Green Lantern.
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00:16:21,370 --> 00:16:24,470
Like there's a difference.
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00:16:24,470 --> 00:16:26,440
There's a big difference.
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Arrow.
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00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:30,570
Lantern.
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00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,280
Whatever. Look,
if Zack and I had just gone
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00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:37,710
to a regular club or a party,
it would have been fine,
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00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,720
but this, with the costumes,
and you...
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00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,150
What about me?
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00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,690
Nothing.
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00:16:45,690 --> 00:16:47,780
Let's go to the party.
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00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:50,730
How do I look?
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00:16:56,070 --> 00:16:57,640
Um...
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00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:00,070
I guarantee you'll be
the prettiest girl there.
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00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:04,480
Okay, the good news is,
we have a Wonder Woman.
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00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:05,590
Oh.
Yes.
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00:17:05,590 --> 00:17:06,710
What's the bad news?
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00:17:06,710 --> 00:17:08,050
Superman probably isn't
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00:17:08,050 --> 00:17:09,910
getting laid tonight.
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00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:14,770
Aw, damn.
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00:17:15,950 --> 00:17:18,020
And the award
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00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:20,520
for best group costume
goes to...
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Justice League of America...
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Number three!
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00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:36,670
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
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00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,540
Okay. Okay, ten
seconds to midnight.
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00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:40,680
Ten, nine, eight...
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00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,130
No, wait!
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00:17:42,130 --> 00:17:43,480
I have a speech.
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00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,050
Seven, six...
Stop counting!
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00:17:45,050 --> 00:17:47,790
Five, four, three...
This is my moment, dag nab it!
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00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:49,090
Two, one!
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00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:53,140
Happy New Year!
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00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,470
I'm not going
to say another word
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00:18:06,470 --> 00:18:08,840
until you people settle down.
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00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,810
I'm waiting.
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00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:19,080
That was a
great party.
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00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,670
We should dress like
this all the time.
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00:18:21,670 --> 00:18:24,510
Are you high?
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00:18:24,510 --> 00:18:26,620
You're being
a bully.
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00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,800
Check it out.
392
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,330
Those guys are breaking
into that car.
393
00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:35,370
What should we do?
394
00:18:35,370 --> 00:18:37,100
We're the Justice League
of America.
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00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:39,800
There's only one thing
we can do.
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00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,240
Turn around
and slowly walk away.
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00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,400
Nah.
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00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,570
Hold up.
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00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:02,540
Look, I know our winter
thermostat setting
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00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:04,290
is 72 degrees,
but I'm a little warm,
401
00:19:04,290 --> 00:19:05,830
so I'm going
to turn it down.
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00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,920
Good Lord,
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00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:36,490
how you frustrate me,
Leonard Hofstadter!
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00:19:53,980 --> 00:19:56,310
Fine.
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