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Here's what I wonder
about zombies.
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What happens if they can't get
any human flesh to eat?
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They can't starve to death--
they're already dead.
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You take this one.
I spent an hour last night on
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"How do vampires shave
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when they can't see
themselves in the mirror"?
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Well-groomed vampires
meet in pairs
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and shave each other--
case closed.
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Yeah, okay, so, zombies.
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I guess it depends
on the zombies, Raj.
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Are we talking slow zombies,
fast zombies?
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Like, in 28 Days,
if those zombies didn't eat,
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they starved.
You're thinking
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of 28 Days Later.
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28 Days is where
Sandra Bullock goes to rehab
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and puts the audience
into an undead state
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Hey, don't bag
on Sandra Bullock!
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You think it makes you
look cultured,
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but you just
come off as bitter.
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Oh, Dr. Siebert,
twelve o'clock.
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Why's the president
of the university
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slumming in the cafeteria?
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Perhaps he's emulating
Shakespeare's Henry V,
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who dressed as a commoner
and mingled among them,
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to find out how he was being
perceived by his subjects.
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Of course, if he'd
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have read any
of the 1,300 e-mails
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I've sent him on the subject
of his administration,
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he could have saved himself
the trouble.
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Or maybe he heard it's
Tator Tot Tuesday.
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That's why I'm here.
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Hey, there's
my favorite geniuses!
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How are we doing today?
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That depends--
how much longer
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do you plan on
fondling my shoulder?
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Sorry, Dr. Cooper, I forgot
you have a touch phobia.
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It's not a touch phobia,
it's a germ phobia.
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If you'd like to go put on
a pair of latex gloves,
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I'll let you check me
for a hernia.
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Yeah.
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So, listen, fellas, who's up
for a little party this Saturday night?
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Open bar, good eats, might
even be a few pretty girls.
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Sounds great!
I'm in!
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Hold on.
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Just because the nice man
is offering you candy,
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doesn't mean you should jump
into his windowless van.
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What's the occasion?
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Just a little fund-raiser
for the university.
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Aha! The tear-stained air
mattress in the back of the van.
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I understand
your reticence, Dr. Cooper,
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and I sympathize,
but the hard facts are,
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occasionally,
we have to shake a few hands
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and kiss a few butts
to raise money for our research.
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I don't care;
it's demeaning.
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And I refuse to be
trotted out and shown off
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like a prize hog
at the Texas State Fair.
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Which, by the way, is something
you don't want to attend
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wearing a Star Trek
ensign's uniform.
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All right,
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let me put it this way.
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You're gonna put on a suit,
you're gonna come to this party,
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and you're gonna
explain your research
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to a bunch of old people,
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or I swear to God,
I'll blind you with a hot spoon,
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like they did to that little boy
in Slumdog Millionaire.
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Oh, you don't want that.
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So, Saturday night!
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It's gonna be
off the hook.
Ugh!
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Get over it.
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Oh, boy!
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Tator tots and
a party invitation?
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What a great day!
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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with a big bang-- Bang! ♪
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The Benefactor Factor
Original Air Date on February 10, 2011
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There you go.
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Are you sure
this is right?
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Yeah, just tuck that
part in your pants; you'll be fine.
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Okay, let's go smooch some
rich, wrinkled tochis.
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Oh, Howard, I can't believe
Bernadette let you go
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to a fancy party
wearing a dickey.
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Excuse me, my girlfriend
doesn't pick out my clothes.
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My mother does.
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Oh. We should
get going.
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What about Sheldon?
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Sheldon is not going.
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Really? What do we tell Siebert?
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Tell him Dr. Cooper feels
that the best use of his time
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is to employ his rare
and precious mental faculties
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to tear the mask off nature
and stare at the face of God.
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Sheldon, it's Saturday night,
you'll be doing laundry.
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Don't tell him that,
tell him the mask thing.
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Hey, put your tie
back in your pants.
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Nice place.
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Reminds me of my parents'
house back in New Delhi.
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- You're kidding.
- No. We are very wealthy.
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But the only difference is,
we have more servants.
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- More than this?
- More than we can use.
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You see, in India,
we don't make the mistake
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of letting up poor people
have dreams.
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Ah. There's my band
of brainiacs.
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Where's Dr. Cooper?
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He's tearing the mask off nature
to look at the face of God.
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The board of directors insists
he has a beautiful mind.
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I think he's just bananas.
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Come on, let me introduce you
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to one of the university's
leading donors.
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I think we were misled
about the cute girls.
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Mrs. Latham, I'd like
you to meet three
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of our outstanding
young researchers.
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This is Dr. Leonard
Hofstadter,
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Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali
and Howard Wolowitz.
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Well, what happened
to you, Wolowitz,
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couldn't stick with it
long enough to get your PhD?
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I'm an engineer.
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Most engineers
don't bother with a PhD.
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But you may be
interested to know
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I designed the zero-gravity
waste-disposal system for NASA.
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Got it--
you're a space plumber.
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I'm gonna go hit the bar.
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Tell me about
these two.
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- Do him first.
- Dr. Hofstadter
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is representing our
experimental physics
program tonight.
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I think you'll
really enjoy
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hearing about his
fascinating work.
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Right.
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Fascinate me.
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They're cute when they're about
to wet themselves, aren't they?
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I'll make it
easy for you.
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When you arrive at the lab
in the morning,
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what sort of machine
do you turn on?
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Coffee maker?
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All right, Dr. Kooth--
uh, whatever it is-- you're up.
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It's Koothrappali.
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I have to tinkle.
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And so, instead
of bowing to pressure,
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and going to that
pointless soiree,
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I stayed right here
and did a load of whites.
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Well, normally I respect
your macho rebellious attitude
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toward "The Man,"
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but, in this case, I think
you've made a foolish mistake.
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Unlikely.
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But make your case.
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Keeping in mind that
your critical attitude
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is ruining our
Saturday night together,
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and I'm not above
minimizing your window.
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Sheldon, like it or not,
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until you manage
to upload your intelligence
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into a self-sustaining
orbiting satellite,
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equipped with high-speed
Internet and a cloaking device,
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you will be dependent on other
members of the human race.
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That's it.
Prepare to be minimized.
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I'm not finished.
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All scientists have
to fund-raise, Sheldon.
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How do you think
I paid for my lab?
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I went to Saudi Arabia
and met with a prince
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who had an interest
in neurobiology.
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Your lab is funded by some
Middle-Eastern dilettante?
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Technically,
Faisal is my fiancé.
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But I do have a state-of-the-art
two-photon microscope
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and a place to stay in Riyadh
for the winter.
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Well, that explains those
puzzling camel race photos
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on your Facebook page.
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And consider this:
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without you to make the case
for the physics department,
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the task will fall to people
like Leonard and Rajesh.
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Are you trying to scare me?
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'Cause you're succeeding.
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Well, then prepare
to be terrified.
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If your friends
are unconvincing,
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this year's donations
might go to,
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say, the geology department.
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Oh, dear, no! Not the dirt people!
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Or worse-- it could go to...
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the liberal arts.
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No!
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Millions of dollars
being showered on poets,
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literary theorists
and students of gender studies.
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Oh, the humanities!
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On the bright side, I don't
think President Siebert
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will be making us go
to any more fund-raisers.
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It was so much easier
at my bar mitzvah.
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The old people just came up
to you, pinched your cheek
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and handed you a savings bond.
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Oh, don't be such gloomy Gusses.
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Look at the size
of these shrimp!
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At what point do we start
calling them lobsters?
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Face it, Raj,
we crashed and burned tonight.
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Oh, you didn't
do that badly.
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Mrs. Latham, the first machine
I turn on in the morning
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is the helium-neon laser,
'cause it needs to warm up.
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I no longer care, dear.
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But don't worry,
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I really enjoyed
meeting you this evening.
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u're kidding.
That was good for you?
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'Cause I was sweating
through my T-shirt.
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Excellent! There's
nothing I like better
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than making smart people
feel ill at ease.
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Why?
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Oh, I don't know,
it's one of the fun things
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you get to do when
you have lots of money.
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Watch.
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Hey! Who said you
could eat that shrimp?
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See? Fun.
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No, no, no, I'm just here
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for your money.
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I don't want to shake
anyone's germy hands.
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Explain it to
them, Siebert.
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I must confess
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I don't understand you,
President Siebert.
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First you say you want me
to appear at your fund-raisers,
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but now you say
you never want me to go
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anywhere near your fund-raisers.
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Forgive me, but that sounds
like a mixed message.
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Here we go again.
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If there's simply
no talking to me,
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why did you call?
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I'm sorry, someone's
on the other line.
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Why don't you see if you
can organize your thoughts,
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and we'll try again later.
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Cooper-Hofstadter residence.
Go for Cooper.
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Good morning, Mrs. Latham.
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Well, yes, of course
I remember you.
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A woman well past her prime
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seeking to augment
her social status
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by doling out her late husband's
ill-gotten gains.
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So, how much money
are you going to give me?
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I'm not crazy--
my mother had me tested.
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Well, if you're not
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going to give me money,
then why are you calling?
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She wants to talk to you.
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Who's crazy now?
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Hello, Mrs. Latham.
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Yes, I live with him.
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I don't...
I-I really don't know why.
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Tonight? Sure,
that'd be great.
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Okay, I'll see you then.
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Bye.
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She wants to have dinner
and talk about my research.
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An entire dinner
to talk about your research?
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Where you going, the drive-thru
at Jack in the Box?
248
00:10:57,830 --> 00:11:00,100
Well, wherever
we're going,
249
00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:03,240
she's sending a car
to pick me up.
250
00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:04,570
Okay,
251
00:11:04,570 --> 00:11:06,670
- I see what's happening.
- What?
252
00:11:06,670 --> 00:11:08,840
My stature intimidates her,
253
00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:12,110
so she's using you to get to me.
254
00:11:13,410 --> 00:11:16,350
Crafty old gal.
255
00:11:16,350 --> 00:11:19,220
Excuse me, but you are not the
only distinguished scientist
256
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,520
in this apartment.
257
00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,290
I've been published in
peer-reviewed journals,
258
00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:24,420
I received a Dissertation
of the Year award
259
00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:26,420
for experimental
particle physics.
260
00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:28,860
No, that can't be it.
261
00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:30,290
And since you seem
262
00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:32,500
to have forgotten,
the reason we live together
263
00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:34,160
is we're best friends.
264
00:11:34,170 --> 00:11:36,270
And I got your back, Jack.
265
00:11:39,270 --> 00:11:42,010
That was a great meal.
I'm glad you
enjoyed it.
266
00:11:42,010 --> 00:11:45,110
The only time I eat this well
is when my mom's in town
267
00:11:45,110 --> 00:11:47,610
- and she takes me out to dinner.
- Is that so?
268
00:11:47,610 --> 00:11:49,450
You kind of
remind me of her.
269
00:11:49,450 --> 00:11:53,180
She enjoys making people
uncomfortable, too.
270
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:56,250
Well, you remind me of
a boy I dated in college.
271
00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:58,190
- No kidding.
- Sweet boy.
272
00:11:58,190 --> 00:11:59,490
Very smart.
273
00:11:59,490 --> 00:12:01,960
If only he'd had money.
274
00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:05,430
Yeah, um...
275
00:12:05,430 --> 00:12:07,900
so, hey,
speaking of money,
276
00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:11,200
how are you feeling about
helping the physics department
277
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:14,140
get a cryogenic centrifugal
pump and molecular sieve?
278
00:12:14,140 --> 00:12:17,610
Well, I must say, you make a
very persuasive case for it.
279
00:12:17,610 --> 00:12:19,870
Oh, good, good.
And I'm seriously
280
00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:22,540
considering taking it
to the next level.
281
00:12:22,540 --> 00:12:24,580
Terrific. Great.
282
00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:26,810
What level is that?
283
00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:36,260
Okay, now you don't
remind me of my mom.
284
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:46,000
I'm sorry, so, eventually,
zombies are going to attack
285
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,970
the rehab facility
where Sandra Bullock is?
286
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,710
Yes, Sheldon. Keep watching.
287
00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:58,340
You know, it's a shame, all that
work she's doing to get sober,
288
00:12:58,340 --> 00:13:00,510
only to be torn apart
and eaten alive.
289
00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,250
Hey. How was dinner?
290
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,690
Swell. I need a drink.
291
00:13:06,690 --> 00:13:08,990
Do we have any alcohol?
292
00:13:08,990 --> 00:13:13,090
No. But we have potatoes--
I could make you vodka.
293
00:13:13,090 --> 00:13:14,460
It'll take two weeks.
294
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:16,790
Leonard, are you okay?
295
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,330
Um, I'm not sure.
296
00:13:19,330 --> 00:13:20,570
What's going on?
297
00:13:20,570 --> 00:13:23,800
Well, Mrs. Latham said
she was seriously considering
298
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,970
donating money so we could get
a cryogenic centrifugal pump...
299
00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:28,510
Yes!
Oh, wow!
300
00:13:28,510 --> 00:13:31,410
...then she stuck
her tongue down my throat.
301
00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:34,080
Why?
302
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,650
Okay, we can't keep
explaining everything.
303
00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:37,250
Read that book
we got you.
304
00:13:39,050 --> 00:13:40,820
She hit on me.
305
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,220
Wait-wait-wait.
Are you telling us
306
00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:44,690
that old lady wanted
to have sex with you
307
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:48,420
in exchange for giving your
department millions of dollars?
308
00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:49,630
I think so.
309
00:13:49,630 --> 00:13:51,890
You lucky duck.
310
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:56,430
You're really
a broken toy, aren't you?
311
00:13:56,430 --> 00:13:58,770
I was able to get out of there
before anything else happened,
312
00:13:58,770 --> 00:14:00,570
but she wants to see me again
tomorrow night.
313
00:14:00,570 --> 00:14:03,300
Excellent!
What are you planning to wear?
314
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,910
What?
315
00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:08,440
Penny, you're an expert on trading
sexual favors for material gain--
316
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,110
walk him through this.
317
00:14:11,110 --> 00:14:15,050
Well, n-no, hold on a second,
I'm not going to sleep with her.
318
00:14:15,050 --> 00:14:18,450
But we need a cryogenic
centrifugal pump.
319
00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:21,150
Well, forget it!
It's not gonna happen.
320
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:24,190
Well, come now, Leonard,
this may be your only chance
321
00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:26,590
to make a real contribution
to science!
322
00:14:26,590 --> 00:14:29,760
I repeat: Not gonna happen.
323
00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:35,730
What was all that
about me trading sexual favors
324
00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:37,440
for material gain?
325
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,910
It was a compliment.
326
00:14:39,910 --> 00:14:42,780
I believe in giving credit
where credit is due.
327
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,450
Okay, fine. I'll tell him.
328
00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:50,080
Leonard, Mrs. Latham's car
is here for you.
329
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,120
I won't be too late;
I'm just gonna make
330
00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,620
a final pitch for the funding
and then say good night.
331
00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:56,990
Hold on,
I have something for you.
332
00:14:56,990 --> 00:14:59,360
What's this?
333
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,190
Just a few things you
may need tonight.
334
00:15:01,190 --> 00:15:04,160
Baby oil, condoms
and, uh...
335
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:07,060
a little something I procured from the
school of pharmacology.
336
00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:11,000
They say it is to Viagra as
Viagra is to a green M&M.
337
00:15:14,570 --> 00:15:17,740
I am not going
to have sex with her.
338
00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:19,440
Maybe this will overcome
your reluctance.
339
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,080
I went on the Internet
and found a photograph
340
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:26,150
of a 25-year-old Mrs. Latham
to get your libido humming.
341
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:31,520
Check out those saddle shoes.
342
00:15:36,930 --> 00:15:38,260
Are you insane?
343
00:15:38,260 --> 00:15:40,060
I'm not going
to prostitute myself
344
00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:42,360
just so we can get
some new equipment.
345
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,930
Oh, come on! Why not?
346
00:15:43,930 --> 00:15:45,770
Good night,
347
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:47,370
Sheldon.
Given how much time
348
00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:49,540
you spend engaging
in pointless self-abuse,
349
00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:52,470
you might consider,
just this once,
350
00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:55,780
using your genitalia to
actually accomplish something!
351
00:15:58,350 --> 00:16:00,180
He still won't shag
the old lady, huh?
352
00:16:00,180 --> 00:16:03,420
No. But thank you for asking.
353
00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:07,620
Hey. Hi.
354
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:09,160
Hello, Leonard.
355
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,690
I hope you're hungry.
356
00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:12,460
I'm very hungry.
357
00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:15,130
For food, right?
358
00:16:15,130 --> 00:16:17,630
Oh, I made you uncomfortable
last night.
359
00:16:17,630 --> 00:16:19,470
I'm so sorry.
360
00:16:19,470 --> 00:16:20,770
No, that's okay.
361
00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:22,700
No, it most
certainly is not.
362
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,940
Leonard, I'm making the
donation to your department
363
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,240
regardless of what
happens between us.
364
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,310
- Really?
- Well, of course.
365
00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:31,180
There's no quid
pro quo here.
366
00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:33,180
You and your colleagues are
doing remarkable research,
367
00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:34,910
and you deserve the money.
368
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,620
Oh.
369
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:39,050
Then what was
last night about?
370
00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:42,150
I took a shot; sue me.
371
00:16:42,150 --> 00:16:44,660
Oh.
372
00:16:44,660 --> 00:16:46,560
You're a very
handsome man, Leonard.
373
00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:50,130
Thank you.
374
00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:53,430
It was foolish of me to
think someone your age
375
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:56,000
might ever be interested
in someone like me.
376
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,330
Oh, don't say that.
377
00:16:57,340 --> 00:16:59,200
- You're a very attractive woman.
- Oh, please.
378
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:02,170
- No, it's true.
- Well, aren't you sweet.
379
00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:04,480
Just for the record...
380
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,980
you'd remember a night with me
for the rest of your life.
381
00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:13,080
I'm sure I would.
382
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:16,020
But why-why, exactly?
383
00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:18,050
You're a very smart man.
384
00:17:18,050 --> 00:17:20,960
How do you think I landed
such a rich husband?
385
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,430
I hadn't really
given it much thought.
386
00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:26,360
Well, think about it.
387
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,170
Do you mean...?
388
00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:32,500
Yep. I'm that good.
389
00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:38,540
Oh, what the hell.
390
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:56,190
Good morning, slut.
391
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,730
What?
392
00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:04,500
Oh, please, I recognize
the walk of shame
when I see it.
393
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,600
All you're missing is
a little smeared mascara
394
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,900
and a purse with panties
wadded up in it.
395
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:10,570
What's
going on?
396
00:18:10,570 --> 00:18:11,900
Oh, nothing's going on.
397
00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:13,010
Excuse me.
398
00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:14,870
- Are you just getting home?
- Yeah.
399
00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:17,680
That's a good sign, right?
400
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:18,810
Oh, yeah.
401
00:18:18,810 --> 00:18:21,480
I'm so proud of you!
402
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,650
You sold yourself out
403
00:18:22,650 --> 00:18:24,820
like a common streetwalker!
404
00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:28,690
No, I didn't do it
for the money.
405
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,720
She stiffed you?
406
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,590
I believe that's what
your roommate did to her.
407
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:35,560
What?!
408
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:38,230
Again, read the
book we gave you.
409
00:18:38,230 --> 00:18:39,960
No, I mean,
410
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,900
I-I got the money first.
411
00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:43,330
Smart. Get paid up front.
412
00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:46,670
Yeah, I think you have a real
knack for gigolo work, Leonard.
413
00:18:46,670 --> 00:18:48,340
Uh...
414
00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:50,210
I'm gonna go lie down.
415
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:52,410
That's a good idea;
get your rest.
416
00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:54,510
There are a lot more
rich old ladies out there,
417
00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:56,110
and Daddy needs
a new linear accelerator.
418
00:18:59,150 --> 00:19:03,550
And I thought he didn't learn anything
from his relationship with you.
419
00:19:03,550 --> 00:19:05,790
Hey!
420
00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:06,820
Another compliment!
421
00:19:06,820 --> 00:19:08,160
Learn to recognize them.
422
00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:16,260
Ah, there he is!
423
00:19:16,310 --> 00:19:17,810
The man of the hour!
424
00:19:17,810 --> 00:19:19,480
He took one for the team!
425
00:19:22,710 --> 00:19:25,720
I didn't do it
for the money!
426
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:29,250
Keep telling yourself that--
it makes it easier.
427
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,620
Trust me, I know.
428
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:35,090
Cool, buddy!
That's awesome!
Yeah!
429
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,890
How was she?
430
00:19:37,090 --> 00:19:40,090
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