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Morning.
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Morning.
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(exhales)
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- Sleep okay?
- Um uh. Great!
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Hey, can I ask you something?
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Sure.
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Last night, me wanting to try
that stuff out of the Kama Sutra.
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Was that fun for you
or kinda racially insensitive?
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Yes. Just because you're in bed
with an India woman
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you think that gives you permission
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to use crazy positions
from an ancient Indian love manual.
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Hey, if you can find a book
called "Weird Sex with White Boys"
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I'd be okay with that.
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(laughing)
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No, no, you know you have such
beautiful eyes.
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Have you ever thought about
getting contacts?
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I tried in the seventh grade.
I could never get used to them.
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Oh. That's too bad.
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Yeah. If I had contacts,
I would have been the coolest
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Debate Club president ever to be
stuffed into his own cello case.
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If you had them on now, you could
see what we're going to do next.
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That-That's okay.
I can infer from context.
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Hey, Raj, you wanna see a new
magic trick I been working on?
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Eh, Howard.
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If I may interject here
with a piece of friendly advice.
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Is working on magic tricks, really
how you want to spend your time?
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Uh, granted,
you're just an engineer, but...
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That doesn't mean you might
not someday build a geegaw
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or a thingamabob that
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that may get you a "thank you" in someone
else's Nobel Prize acceptance speech.
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Is the trick making him disappear?
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Sure, let's see it.
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Here.
Shuffle these.
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Okay.
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Now spread them out on the table.
Face down.
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Pick one.
Look at it.
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Okay.
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Now remember your card.
Put it back in the deck.
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Is it any wonder
he doesn't have a doctorate?
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Now remind me,
what's your birthday?
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October sixth.
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Okay, October is the tenth month.
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So 10-- one plus zero
is one plus six is seven.
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Turn over the seventh card.
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How about that!
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But, is that your card?
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Yes. It is.
Very cool!
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Oh it's not cool.
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It's a childish trick, designed
to confuse and intrigue simpletons.
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How'd you do it?
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A magician never reveals his secrets.
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But surely a future
Nobel Prize winner can figure it out.
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Fine.
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Give me a second.
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You ever notice when he thinks
real hard it smells like bacon?
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- Oh hey!
- Sorry! Oop!
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Check it out.
I just got contacts.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 4x18 ♪
The Prestidigitation Approximation
Original Air Date on March 10, 2011
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One, two,
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three, four, five.
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No way.
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That's your card, right?
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Seven of clubs!
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That is amazing!
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It's not amazing.
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All magic tricks are merely
a combination
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of manipulation
and misdirection
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with the occasional dwarf in
a box wiggling his feet.
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Oh, really?
So how did I do it?
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I don't care how you did it.
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I have more important things
to think about.
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Clearly, the cards
are marked.
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I thought you had more important
things to think about.
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I do.
You just happened
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to have caught me
on a break.
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Oh, let me see
those cards.
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Big deal. Not knowing
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is part of the fun.
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"Not knowing is part
of the fun."
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Was that the motto
of your community college?
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Hey, guys,
what do you think?
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Priya took me
clothes shopping.
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Hey, you look great.
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Good for you, Priya.
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I could never get that stupid
hoodie off him
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when we were...
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Well, you look great.
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Thank you.
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Lets go hang
everything up.
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Yeah, good.
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New contacts.
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I should have done this
years ago.
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So you finally getting used to
them doing it on a daily basis?
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I'm not going out with him.
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He can sleep
with whoever he wants.
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Yeah, I was talking to Raj.
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Oopsy.
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This deck is rigged in
some fashion.
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Fine. Get another deck
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and I'll do
the trick with that.
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So you're saying this is
a regulation deck?
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I'm saying believe in magic,
you muggle.
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You know, well, I'm happy
Leonard's found someone.
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Not that anybody asked.
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How many Star Trek uniforms
do you have?
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Just two:
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everyday and dress.
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Uh-huh.
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Listen, we need
to talk about something.
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Oh, my God, you're breaking up
with me!
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Why would you take me out
shopping
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and then break up with me?
That is so cruel!
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Leonard, I'm not breaking up
with you.
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Oh, okay.
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So, what's up?
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It's a little weird,
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your ex-girlfriend hanging out
here all the time.
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I know.
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I usually never see
my ex-girlfriends,
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unless their hard drives crash.
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I'm just saying, how would you
feel if I was hanging out
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with my ex-boyfriend?
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Um, not great, I guess.
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But Penny and I are
just friends.
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I don't care.
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This is a woman you have
slept with.
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If you want her around,
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then I have to wonder if maybe
you're not ready to move on.
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No, no-no-no, I'm ready!
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I gave up the gift of
sight for you.
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If that's not moving on,
what is?
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You need to cut the cord
with Penny.
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Oh... okay.
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You don't sound very confident.
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No, no, I'm confident.
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Its not like I'm unfamiliar with
the "get lost" conversation.
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Although, this will be the first
time I'll be the one saying it.
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Thank you.
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I appreciate it.
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Sure.
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Oh, God, you
smell so good.
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Of course, that
could just be
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my other senses
getting stronger.
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Hypothetically, if I had access
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to a Lieutenant Uhura uniform,
would you wear it?
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Leonard, it is a source
of great pain
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to me and my family
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that my brother has that outfit
in his wardrobe.
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Can we not discuss it?
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I'm sorry. Never mind.
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And was your card the jack
of diamonds?
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Oh, unbelievable!
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Know how he did it yet?
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Um...
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Aw, he has the same look
my little nephew gets
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when he can't figure out
how I got his nose.
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You know, I have some remedial
magic tricks
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that might be more your speed.
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Like, ooh, look!
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The pencil's rubber!
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Hey, I think I know how you did
the card trick.
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Oh, please, if I don't know,
you don't know.
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That's axiomatic.
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Come here.
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You're right.
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Not too bad for someone
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who doesn't know
what "axiomatic" means.
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Oh, hi.
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Hey, you.
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What happened with
the contacts?
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One of them's upstairs.
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The other one sort of slipped
back into my skull.
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Hey, is that one of the new
shirts Priya got you?
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Yeah.
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You don't wanna
wash that.
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No?
No, that's silk.
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Seriously, what would you do
without me?
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Yeah. (chuckles)
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You know, I gotta
tell you, I think
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you got a real winner
with Priya.
Yeah, me, too.
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She seems really sweet.
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Believe me, you do not want
to take that for granted.
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There are a lot of bitches
out there.
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Yeah, bitches are the worst.
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All right, I'll
see you later.
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Uh, Penny, there's something
I have to tell you.
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What?
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Okay, uh, how do I put this?
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Um... are you familiar with
Darwin's observation
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of the finches
in the Galapagos Islands?
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Did they make a movie about it?
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No.
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Then no.
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All right, well, anyway, Darwin
observed that when two groups
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of finches competed
over the same food source,
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eventually one of them would
evolve a different beak shape
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so they could feed on
something else.
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Okay.
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So what do you think we can
learn from that behavior
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that we can apply
to our own lives?
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Uh, a bird in the hand is worth
two in the bush?
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Sure, that has birds in it.
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It's fun talking to you,
Leonard; I always learn stuff.
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I'm sorry,
but I'm gonna count that.
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PRIYA: Do you really have
to wear that in bed?
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Yeah. The doctor didn't want me
to rub my eye during the night.
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It was either this or one
of those giant neck cones.
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So did you get
to talk to Penny?
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Oh, yes.
Indeed, I did.
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And?
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She completely understood
everything I said. Case closed.
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Was she upset?
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Maybe, but that's
not my problem.
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She's not my girlfriend,
you are.
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I hope you weren't
cruel to her.
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Is the autumn cruel
for letting the flowers die,
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or is that just nature's way?
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(knocking)
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SHELDON: Leonard?
(knocking) Leonard?
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Leonard?
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What?!
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I think I figured out
Wolowitz's magic trick,
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and I need you
to pick a card.
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I am not opening
that door, Sheldon!
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As you wish.
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Pick a card, put it back,
and prepare to be amazed.
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Did you pick one?
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Yep.
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Is this your card?
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Nope.
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Drat.
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Is this your card?
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No.
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I'll be right back.
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Pick a card, Sheldon.
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Now look at it,
and put it back in the deck.
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Now do you remember your card?
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Of course I do, I have
an eidetic memory.
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My apologies.
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Now shuffle the cards.
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Shuffling.
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Wait here.
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Processing image,
cross-referencing...
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Whatcha doin'?
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I'm reverse engineering
Wolowitz's magic trick.
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What's up
with the infrared cameras?
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I'm measuring residual heat
levels on the playing cards
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to determine
which one's been touched.
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By the way,
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if you hope to have children,
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00:12:39,770 --> 00:12:41,640
I suggest you switch
from briefs to boxers.
261
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,540
Your testicles look a tad warm.
262
00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:54,420
Holy crap,
are you connected
263
00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:56,590
to the Oak Ridge
National Laboratory?
264
00:12:56,590 --> 00:12:59,160
Yes. I'm using their
Cray supercomputer
265
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:00,460
to analyze
shuffling patterns.
266
00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:03,400
Sheldon, that computer
is used
267
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,660
for national defense.
268
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,330
Hacking into it is
a federal crime.
269
00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:09,500
Relax, we're not under
attack right now.
270
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:15,140
Okay, I'm leaving before the
black helicopters get here.
271
00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:19,880
And is this my card?
272
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,310
Rats!
273
00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:28,620
I wonder if Howard used
a radioactive tracer.
274
00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:32,520
Where am I going to find
uranium-235 this time of night?
275
00:13:35,530 --> 00:13:37,730
Come on, CraigsList.
276
00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:44,900
Is it racist that I took you
to an Indian restaurant?
277
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:48,370
It's okay, I like Indian food.
278
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:51,840
Or as you probably call it
back home, "food." (chuckles)
279
00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:54,780
Why didn't you wear
your contacts?
280
00:13:54,780 --> 00:13:56,080
Don't you like them?
281
00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:57,350
No, no, I do.
282
00:13:57,350 --> 00:13:59,420
It's just I knew I was having
curry tonight
283
00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:02,950
and I only want one part
of my body to burn at a time.
284
00:14:04,790 --> 00:14:06,930
You know... (clears throat)
285
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,830
...my company offered me a
position here in Los Angeles.
286
00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:13,930
Does that mean you'd relocate
here permanently?
287
00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:16,470
Maybe. What do you think?
288
00:14:16,470 --> 00:14:18,800
I love it.
289
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,770
That's great!
(knocking)
290
00:14:20,770 --> 00:14:23,910
Hi!
291
00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:27,410
Hi! Just hang on.
292
00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:30,550
(chuckles) Small world.
293
00:14:30,550 --> 00:14:31,720
You did talk to her, didn't you?
294
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:34,320
Of course, I did.
I talked and talked and talked.
295
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:39,420
Hey! Look at Leonard
in his fancy-ass
grownup clothes.
296
00:14:40,860 --> 00:14:43,090
Way to go, Priya.
For once, he doesn't look
297
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:45,430
like a mannequin in
the boys' department.
298
00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:48,200
(chuckles)
Hey, did he
299
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,970
tell you I saved
the silk shirt?
300
00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:51,340
No, he did not.
301
00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:53,440
He was gonna throw it
in the washing machine
302
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,140
with his
Spiderman underwear.
303
00:14:56,140 --> 00:14:57,910
That's our Lenny, huh?
(laughs)
304
00:14:57,910 --> 00:15:00,880
Yes, that's our Lenny.
305
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,130
So how's
the food here?
306
00:15:03,130 --> 00:15:06,000
Oh, wow, that is
really, really good.
307
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000
Oh, I'm sorry.
You guys are on a date.
308
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,920
We can hang out
anytime. Have fun.
309
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,260
Bye.
Good night.
310
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,590
Oh, that's, hot, hot, hot, hot!
311
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,680
Whoo! It really
sneaks up on ya, huh?
312
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,100
All right, I gotta go.
313
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,540
It is pretty spicy.
314
00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:33,110
Oh, I've been meaning
to tell you,
315
00:15:33,110 --> 00:15:35,380
I figured out
your magic trick.
316
00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:37,180
Really?
317
00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:38,380
Oh, yes.
318
00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:40,850
In fact, I improved upon it.
319
00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:42,820
I'd love to see that.
320
00:15:42,820 --> 00:15:44,090
How about you, Raj?
321
00:15:44,090 --> 00:15:45,920
Beefaroni and a show?
322
00:15:45,930 --> 00:15:47,630
How do you turn that down?
323
00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:52,500
All right. (clears throat)
324
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,170
Pick a card.
325
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:56,430
Okay.
326
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,000
Bippity-boppity-boo.
327
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,310
(beeps)
328
00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:11,720
What's with the wand
and the beep?
329
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,480
The wand is called showmanship,
330
00:16:13,490 --> 00:16:15,850
and the beep is none
of your business.
331
00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:18,020
(text alert tone sounds)
332
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,090
Oh! Excuse me.
333
00:16:19,090 --> 00:16:20,630
I'm getting a text message
334
00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:23,190
completely unrelated
to this magic trick.
335
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,800
Oh, look, my
dry cleaning's ready.
336
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:30,700
And your card was
the five of spades. Ta-da.
337
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:34,470
These cards have barcodes
on them.
338
00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:35,540
The wand is a reader.
339
00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:37,540
It's transmitting to your phone.
340
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:43,310
I said, "ta-da."
341
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,380
Show's over.
342
00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:46,680
That's pathetic.
343
00:16:46,690 --> 00:16:49,390
Let me show you how
a real magician does it.
344
00:16:49,390 --> 00:16:50,720
Raj, take a card.
345
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,590
Don't let me see it.
346
00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:54,930
Okay.
347
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,430
Three of clubs.
348
00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:57,830
Son of a gun,
349
00:16:57,830 --> 00:16:59,360
you're blowing my mind!
350
00:17:02,470 --> 00:17:05,070
Bippity-boppity-boo-yah!
351
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:10,040
That does it.
I'm getting uranium.
352
00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:16,250
You ever gonna tell him?
353
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:19,420
Maybe.
When it stops being fun.
354
00:17:19,420 --> 00:17:21,900
So never.
355
00:17:29,730 --> 00:17:31,560
Oh, hey, I was
just on my way to work.
356
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,030
Oh, okay,
its not important.
357
00:17:33,030 --> 00:17:34,000
It can wait.
358
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,620
No, it's all right.
Walk me down.
359
00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:36,620
So, what's up?
360
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,300
Uh, I kind of have
a problem
361
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,310
I was hoping
you could help me with.
362
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,370
Sure, anything.
363
00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:43,880
Move out.
364
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:45,240
What?
365
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,580
Not far.
366
00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:48,650
Hey, if you ever wanna
start a family,
367
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,500
La Cañada has
some great schools.
368
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:51,920
Okay, I'm not
moving anywhere.
369
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:54,050
What the hell
is this all about?
370
00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:56,620
Why does it have
to be about anything?
371
00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:58,720
Can't a fella ask
his buddy to relocate,
372
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,830
no questions asked?
373
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,230
Oh, for God's sake,
Leonard,
374
00:18:02,230 --> 00:18:03,730
this is about Priya,
isn't it?
375
00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:05,460
She doesn't want me
hanging out with you.
376
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:08,630
Yes. There, I said it.
377
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,440
Okay, look.
378
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,600
I happen to like
your girlfriend.
379
00:18:13,610 --> 00:18:14,520
And she likes you.
380
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,170
No, she doesn't.
381
00:18:15,170 --> 00:18:16,910
Not really, no.
382
00:18:16,910 --> 00:18:18,840
It doesn't matter.
Look, I promise from now on
383
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,310
I will keep
my distance from you.
384
00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:22,710
Well, now, hold on.
What kind of distance
385
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,650
are we talking about?
Because we are neighbors.
386
00:18:24,650 --> 00:18:26,950
I mean, I can hear the toilet
flush in your apartment.
387
00:18:26,950 --> 00:18:29,590
You can hear my toilet flush?
388
00:18:29,590 --> 00:18:32,160
I don't listen for it,
but it's nice to know
389
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:35,730
everything's okay
with your plumbing.
390
00:18:35,730 --> 00:18:37,600
The building's plumbing.
391
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:38,800
Leonard, I get it.
392
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,260
You're in
a new relationship now.
393
00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:41,500
And I'm happy for you.
394
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,970
So why don't we
just shake hands
and part friends?
395
00:18:43,970 --> 00:18:45,170
Well, now hold on.
396
00:18:45,170 --> 00:18:46,400
How about this?
397
00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:49,610
How about we still hang out,
but on the down-low?
398
00:18:49,610 --> 00:18:53,140
Are you really that kind of guy?
399
00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:54,810
No.
400
00:18:54,810 --> 00:18:59,020
I actually felt kinda silly just
saying "on the down-low."
401
00:19:00,790 --> 00:19:02,570
Good-bye, Leonard.
402
00:19:04,590 --> 00:19:07,160
Penny, wait.
403
00:19:07,990 --> 00:19:10,660
Ah!
404
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,430
Damn contacts.
405
00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:22,320
Incoming.
406
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,910
- Hi!
- Hey!
407
00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:27,160
Hello.
408
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:31,170
Why so glum, chum?
409
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,170
Apparently,
you can't hack into
410
00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:35,140
a government
supercomputer
411
00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:36,740
and then try
to buy uranium
412
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:38,870
without the Department of
Homeland Security tattling
413
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,040
to your mother.
414
00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:46,920
Oh, that's too bad.
415
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,480
Figure out the magic trick yet?
416
00:19:48,490 --> 00:19:50,790
(mocking):
Figure out the magic trick yet?
417
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,020
Want me to tell you
how to do it?
418
00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:53,860
No.
419
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,590
Ill show you one more time.
420
00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:57,190
Raj?
421
00:19:57,190 --> 00:19:58,890
Hang on.
422
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,830
This time do it with me,
423
00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:04,130
so I can make sure
there's no monkey business.
424
00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:09,110
All right.
425
00:20:21,190 --> 00:20:22,900
Two of hearts.
I hate you.
426
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,460
Yeah, he's gonna win
the Nobel Prize.
427
00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:37,170
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