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Leonard, are you in the shower?
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I can't hear you!
I'm in the shower!
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I asked if you
were in the shower,
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but that's moot now!
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What?
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Moot! Rendered unimportant
by recent events!
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I can't hear you!
I'm in the shower!
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I have to skip
the chitchat.
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Emergency.
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What kind of
emergency?
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Mathematical--
32-ounce banana smoothie,
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16-ounce bladder.
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You might not
want to do that.
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I assure you I do.
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Sheldon, I'm not alone in here.
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What?!
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Hello, Sheldon.
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What are you doing in there?
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She can't be in here!
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We were in here first;
you can't be in here.
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According to
the roommate agreement,
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paragraph nine, subsection B,
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"The right
to bathroom privacy
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is suspended in the event
of force majeure."
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And believe me,
I am experiencing
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a very majeure force.
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Come on, you can't
wait two minutes?
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Oh, Leonard,
let the man pee.
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Penny? Penny?
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Penny?
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What?
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Move. Move. Move!
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 4x21 ♪
The Agreement Dissection
Original Air Date on April 28, 2011
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
-- Resync to The Big Bang Theory S04
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Dr. Leonard Hofstadter,
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you are officially charged
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with two violations
of the roommate agreement.
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Do you waive
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reading of the charges?
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Yeah, fine.
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Hang on. No.
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My client does not waive
reading of the charges.
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Oh.
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Cool. I've got
a lawyer.
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And I've seen her naked.
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Proceed.
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Very well.
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"Count the first:
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"On or about
the 28th day of April,
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"the accused did knowingly
and with malice aforethought
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"deny access
to the shared bathroom
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"in a time of emergency, to wit,
my back teeth were floating.
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"Count the second:
the accused exceeded
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"the agreed upon occupancy
of the shower,
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"to wit, one,
unless we are under attack
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by water-soluble aliens."
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Can I see
the roommate agreement?
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Um, it's fairly technical.
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I think I can handle it.
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Top of her class,
Cambridge University.
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Licensed to practice law
in three countries
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and your face.
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All right,
based on a cursory reading,
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it doesn't look like you have
much of a case, Sheldon.
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Do so, do so.
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Oh, I'm afraid not.
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Section seven here, on
the right to enter the bathroom
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in emergency situations,
is not specific
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as to what constitutes
an emergency.
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Oh, that's ridiculous!
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A bathroom emergency
is self-explanatory.
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Is it? If Leonard forgot
to trim his nose hair,
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could he barge in
while you were showering?
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Irrelevant. Leonard
doesn't trim his nose hair.
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He thinks because he's short
nobody can see up there.
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My point is, Sheldon,
the legal principle is,
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ambiguity in a contract benefits
the party that did not draft it,
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in this case, Leonard.
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So much for count one.
But...
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There's no buts, Sheldon;
that's how the law works.
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Schooled!
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As for the shower capacity
issue,
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I cite addendum J.
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"When Sheldon showers second,
any and all measures
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shall be taken to ensure an
adequate supply of hot water."
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I believe this supersedes
the occupancy issue.
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Superseded!
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This isn't over.
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No offense, but
shower sex with you
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is now the second best thing
that's happened today.
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Mmm, Greek food
on pizza night?
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This is the most delightfully
cruel thing we've done to Sheldon
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since we left that fake message
from Stephen Hawking
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on his voice mail.
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Seriously?
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I wish to discuss your theories
of black holes.
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Meet me at the Randy's Donut
by the airport at 2:00 a.m.
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What is that you're eating?
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Tonight is pizza night.
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I'd like to refer that
to my attorney.
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According to what I see here,
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Thursday nights
are Franconi's pizza night.
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Yes, and when Franconi's
went out of business,
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we switched to Graziano's.
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That's interesting.
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Can you just switch
restaurants like that, Priya?
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A good question, Howard.
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Turns out you can't.
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According to
the document
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you drew up, Sheldon,
the selection
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of a new takeout restaurant
requires public hearings
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and a 60-day comment period.
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Were those criteria met?
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No.
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Opa! Opa!
Opa!
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This is Greek food?
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Leonard, you hate Greek food.
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Not as much as you.
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Fine. I'm nothing
if not adaptable.
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I got you the
lamb kabob.
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Thank you.
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If you think about it,
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Greek food isn't that far
from Italian food.
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They share a spice palette.
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And what a civilization
is the Greeks'!
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They gave us science, democracy,
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and little cubes of charred meat
that taste like sweat.
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Penny? Penny?
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Penny?
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Hey. What's up?
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The mean Indian lady tried
to make me eat lamb.
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Congratulations.
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Pizza night will now
be at your apartment.
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Order one.
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey,
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I'm meeting Amy and
Bernadette for dinner.
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But you're welcome
to tag along.
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A girls' night?
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Oh, I don't know
if I'm up for an evening
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talking about rainbows,
unicorns and menstrual cramps.
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Okay, suit yourself.
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We'll probably be
trashing Priya a little.
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Shotgun.
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Okay, I'd like
to propose a toast
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to a wonderful
girls' night out.
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Fair warning--
we can get ca-razy.
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Yeah. Last week we smoked cigars
and pretended to be dragons.
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Really, Amy?
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Tobacco and alcohol?
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Need I remind you not a lot of
scientific discoveries were made
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by people having a good time?
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Why did you bring him?
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He's harshing my buzz.
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I felt sorry for him.
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Priya's giving him a hard time.
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Ooh, the Priya bashing's
starting early. Yay!
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Okay, what's up
with those pantsuits?
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I need some context.
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Pantsuits suck.
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And that opens her up
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to justifiable ridicule
for wearing them.
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Good one, Bernadette.
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See? Ca-razy.
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Whee...!
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You smell like baby powder.
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It's talc.
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But as that's a primary
ingredient of baby powder,
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I understand your confusion.
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Oh, I'm not
confused at all.
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You're like a sexy toddler.
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I don't know
how to process that.
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I do.
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♪ Amy and Sheldon
sitting in a tree ♪
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♪ K-I-S-S-S-S-I-N-G. ♪
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That's too many S's
for "kissing."
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Not if they're doing it
for a long time.
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Sheldon... have you
ever kissed a girl?
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Other than my mother,
my sister and my Mee-Maw, no.
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But in the interest
of full disclosure,
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I was once on a bus
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and had to give
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
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to an elderly nun who passed out
from heat exhaustion.
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Every year I get
a Christmas card from her,
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signed with far
too many X's and O's.
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That doesn't count.
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Aren't you even
a little curious?
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Yeah, you're a scientist--
where is the curiosity?
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I'm available
for experimentation.
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Thank you.
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Not necessary.
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We know everything
there is to know about kissing.
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It requires 34 facial muscles
and 112 postural muscles.
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Oh, blah, blah, blah.
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Give me some sugar, bestie.
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I'm certainly glad
no one said they were curious
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about Aztec human sacrifice.
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Hey, I know--
let's take Sheldon dancing.
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Ooh, I totally want
to see Sheldon dance.
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I bet he looks like
a spider on a hot plate.
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No, thank you,
but for the record,
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I'm an excellent dancer.
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Proficient in the rumba,
waltz and cha-cha.
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Really?
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I don't see why
that's surprising.
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I excel at so many things.
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You've had my sourdough bread.
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Did you take dance lessons?
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Against my will.
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In the South,
preadolescent children
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are forced through
a process called cotillion,
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which indoctrinates them
with all the social graces
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and dance skills needed to
function in 18th century Vienna.
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Oh, we are so
taking you dancing.
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No, you most certainly are not.
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Well, what does your cotillion
training say is expected
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of a gentleman when three ladies
ask him
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to escort them
to a dance soiree?
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I saved a nun's life.
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Why am I being punished?
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Take us someplace we can waltz.
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Where you can what?
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Waltz. It's a social dance
from Austria
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choreographed
to a three-four time signature.
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Oh, waltz.
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Here we go.
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♪ I kissed a girl
and I liked it ♪
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♪ I hope my boyfriend
don't mind... ♪
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What happened to you?
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Shake it baby,
shake it!
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Muy caliente, Sheldon!
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Care to dance?
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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm engaged.
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How about you?
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Oh, what the hell.
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Ooh!
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How come if we're
the smart people,
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we don't do this
every night?
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What's 16 times 14?
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My burps taste
like cranberry juice.
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And there's your answer.
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Would you like to come in
for a nightcap?
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If you're referring
to the beverage,
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you know I don't drink.
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If you're referring
to the hat you don
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while wearing a nightshirt and
holding a candle, I have one.
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I have Yoo-hoo.
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It's hard to say no to Yoo-hoo.
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The name literally beckons.
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Make yourself comfortable.
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Thank you.
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Is someone smoking?
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Oh, that's just Ricky.
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You own a smoking monkey?
262
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Don't be silly.
He's one of the animals
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in my department's
nicotine addiction study.
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What's he doing here?
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I'm giving him emphysema.
266
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The least I can do is let him
hang out and watch cable.
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Remarkable.
268
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Aren't you worried
about secondhand smoke?
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A little.
The real danger is him biting
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my face off while I'm sleeping.
271
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Is he deliberately
blowing smoke at me?
272
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Yeah. He's kind of an ass.
273
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Thank you.
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May I share
something with you
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that's troubling me?
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Of course.
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What's rattling around that
big bulbous head of yours?
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Priya has essentially nullified
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my roommate agreement
with Leonard,
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making life in the apartment
very uncomfortable for me.
281
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And you want me
to kill her? Done.
282
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No, of course not.
283
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I trained Ricky how to smoke.
284
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I can train him
to shoot a poison dart.
285
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No jury would convict us
'cause people love monkeys.
286
00:14:51,730 --> 00:14:53,200
I understand
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the alcohol has stirred up
whatever it is
288
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that makes girls go wild...
289
00:14:57,510 --> 00:15:01,470
but I really need to talk
to smart Amy now.
290
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,540
Excuse me.
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Have you considered
that your intelligence
292
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might be the very thing
causing your dilemma?
293
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No.
294
00:15:17,430 --> 00:15:18,730
What do you think Ricky
over here would do
295
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if an interloper
encroached on his territory?
296
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:26,200
Well, when challenged, monkeys
generally assert their dominance
297
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:31,600
through chasing, assault
and a stylized penile display.
298
00:15:31,610 --> 00:15:34,040
That's a little outside
my comfort zone.
299
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,540
You're being too literal.
300
00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:38,880
My point is, he would not meekly
surrender to the rules,
301
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and neither should you.
302
00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:43,550
Are you suggesting I play dirty?
303
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Yes, dirty.
304
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Dirty... dirty... dirty.
305
00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:55,600
Which brings me to our
next order of business.
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Fascinating.
307
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,440
I hope you don't take
what I'm about to do
308
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,470
as a comment
on what we just did.
309
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:24,060
Who's to say you shouldn't be
dissecting our brains?
310
00:16:25,790 --> 00:16:28,180
You really are an ass.
311
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:33,130
Morning, Sheldon.
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00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:34,850
Oh, good, you're up.
313
00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:37,000
I've written a new
and improved
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roommate agreement
that benefits me greatly.
315
00:16:39,690 --> 00:16:41,720
I'd like you to sign it.
316
00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:44,610
Why would I want
to do that?
317
00:16:44,610 --> 00:16:46,380
Excellent question.
318
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:49,320
Do you remember
what happened to the alien,
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played by talented character
actor Frank Gorshin,
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00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:56,190
in the Star Trek episode "Let
That Be Your Last Battlefield"?
321
00:16:56,190 --> 00:17:00,130
Uh, Captain Kirk activated
the self-destruct sequence
322
00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:02,360
and threatened to blow up
the Enterprise
323
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,600
and kill them both
unless he gave in?
324
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,870
Affirmative.
325
00:17:05,870 --> 00:17:09,900
Computer, this is
Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
326
00:17:11,370 --> 00:17:13,410
Activate self-destruct sequence.
327
00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:16,010
Code 1-1-A-2-B.
328
00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:18,680
FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Self-destruct sequence
activated.
329
00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:24,720
What are you
gonna do, Sheldon,
330
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,120
blow up the apartment?
331
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:30,560
That was my first thought,
but all my cool stuff is here.
332
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:33,130
So what happens
when it counts down?
333
00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:35,360
Unless Leonard signs
the new agreement
334
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,410
in the next 41 seconds,
335
00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:41,370
this computer will send an
e-mail to your parents in India
336
00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:43,600
saying that you're in
a secret relationship
337
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,960
with the
whiter-than-Marshmallow-Fluff
338
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,640
Leonard Hofstadter.
339
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,480
Oh, my God.
340
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:51,580
What's the big deal?
341
00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:53,130
Trust me, it's a big deal.
342
00:17:53,130 --> 00:17:55,250
They're gonna find out
about me eventually, right?
343
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:56,750
Yeah, of course,
just not today.
344
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:58,320
20 seconds.
345
00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,490
Are you ashamed of me?
346
00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:00,690
Of course not.
347
00:18:00,690 --> 00:18:02,320
Then why can't we
tell your parents?
348
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,660
Please, don't push this.
349
00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:05,890
He does that all the time,
doesn't he? 15.
350
00:18:05,890 --> 00:18:07,960
Okay, fine, Sheldon, you win.
Turn it off.
351
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,030
No, he's bluffing.
352
00:18:09,030 --> 00:18:11,360
I never bluff. Ten.
It's blackmail!
353
00:18:11,370 --> 00:18:12,430
Nine.
We give up.
354
00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:14,450
Eight.
This is ridiculous.
355
00:18:14,450 --> 00:18:16,240
It's a laptop
with a full charge.
356
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,770
Honestly,
what do you see in him?
357
00:18:17,770 --> 00:18:19,710
Give him what he wants
or we're done.
358
00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:20,670
Three.
Really?
359
00:18:20,670 --> 00:18:22,240
Two.
Okay, I'll sign it!
360
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:26,910
FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Self-destruct sequence aborted.
361
00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:32,090
You may have gone
to Cambridge,
362
00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:35,140
but I'm an honorary graduate
of Starfleet Academy.
363
00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:50,860
Good morning, Amy.
364
00:18:53,230 --> 00:18:56,970
It most assuredly is not.
365
00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:00,400
Are you experiencing
dehydration, headache,
366
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,570
nausea and shame?
367
00:19:03,570 --> 00:19:05,240
Yes.
368
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,510
I also found a Korean man's
business card
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00:19:07,510 --> 00:19:09,910
tucked into my cleavage.
370
00:19:09,910 --> 00:19:12,210
What happened last night?
371
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:14,120
Ah, memory impairment;
372
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:18,720
the free prize at the bottom
of every vodka bottle.
373
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:19,860
Sheldon?
374
00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:20,990
All right.
375
00:19:20,990 --> 00:19:24,590
Last night you gave me
some excellent advice
376
00:19:24,590 --> 00:19:25,960
regarding my problem here
at home,
377
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:30,400
you kissed me and then vomited
on and off for 40 minutes,
378
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:34,200
following which you passed out
on your bathroom floor.
379
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:37,310
I then folded a towel under
your head as a pillow,
380
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,240
set your oven clock
to the correct time
381
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,710
because it was
driving me crazy...
382
00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:44,210
...and I left.
383
00:19:44,210 --> 00:19:47,380
Okay.
384
00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:50,990
Don't really know
where we go from here.
385
00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:53,660
I suggest
we treat our relationship
386
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,820
as if it were
a crashed computer
387
00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:59,430
and restore it to the last point
we both agree it worked.
388
00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:01,800
Terrific. Thank you.
389
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,100
They were out of menthols!
390
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,900
Get off my back!
391
00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:13,240
Not easy living with a
temperamental little primate.
392
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,680
Come on, Priya,
just admit I embarrass you!
393
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:16,980
You're preaching
to the choir, sister.
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00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:22,120
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