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WOLOWITZ:
So, how does this game work?

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I just throw it,
like a real ball?

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Yeah, just nice and easy,
right over the plate.

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All right.

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You suck, Wolowitz!

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What's that about?

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I'm heckling you.

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It's a beloved part
of baseball.

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SHELDON:
He's right.

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And given that you're
probably still waiting

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to be picked for a game that
was played in fifth grade,

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I'm sure you do suck.

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Hi. What's going on?

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Baseball.

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Okay, this is not
what I meant when I said

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go outside and play.

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He's practicing.

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For what?

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The Angels wanted an astronaut

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to throw out the first pitch,

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so guess who they called?

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What, you? Really?!

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Well, a lot of people who
weren't available, but then me!

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That's so cool!

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Congratulations.

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I guess that makes you
the athlete of the group.

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Well, not just him!

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May I remind you that you're
talking to the seeker, beater,

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chaser and water boy

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of the third place
Griffith Park Quidditch team.

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I know.

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Watching your boyfriend
run around with a broomstick

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between his legs
isn't something you forget.

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C'mon now,
throw one.

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All right,
here we go.

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You look like a jackass!

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Cut it out!
You're hurting my feelings!

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Now you know why
we're not outside.

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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪

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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪

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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪

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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪

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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪<i> We built the pyramids</i> ♪

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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪

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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪

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♪<i> Bang!</i> ♪

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Did you enjoy
my lecture?

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No, and neither did
our waiter.

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Well, if you're going to
serve Cornish game hen,

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you should either be familiar
with the history of Cornwall

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or be prepared
to learn it.

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It's hard to argue with that.

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And I know because I saw a
sad man with a pepper mill

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desperately try and fail.

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Hey, how was dinner?

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Good, I had Cornish game hen.

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Oh, that poor waiter.

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Sheldon, how about tomorrow
night we see a movie?

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You guys are going out
two nights in a row?

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I missed a number of date nights
while I was on my train trip,

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and I'm contractually
obligated to make them up

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under the terms of the
Relationship Agreement.

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That's so hot.

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It's better than hot,
it's binding.

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If you're free
tomorrow night,

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I'd love to have you
join us on a double date.

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Aw...

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You are aware that a double date
doesn't count as two dates.

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Oh.

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Well, then come
or don't.

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I don't care.

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I can't believe you're sore.

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Hey, even professional pitchers
need a rubdown after the game.

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But they throw
an actual ball.

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You were throwing
air at a TV.

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For your information,

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I also gave Leonard
one hell of a high five.

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I'm kind of surprised
you agreed to do this

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in front of a stadium
full of people.

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They're doing Space Day
and NASA asked me.

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I felt like I couldn't say no.

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Okay.

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Well, if you want,
I could help you practice.

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I played a lot of softball
growing up.

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Thank you, that
would be great.

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Great.
And while we're at it,

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maybe we could butch up your run

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for when you head out
to the mound.

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What's wrong with the way I run?

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Oh, just kidding.

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Nothing.

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Sheldon, I'm surprised
you'd choose to go to a pub.

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At our committee meeting,

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Amy made a motion
for a picnic in a park,

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but I tacked so many amendments
on that thing

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it sank like a lead balloon.

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I then suggested a pub.

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Yeah, which I was
initially skeptical of until

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I saw online that they serve
Yorkshire pudding.

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You don't even like
Yorkshire pudding.

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No, it's yucky,

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but informing people about
the history of Yorkshire

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is yummy, yum-yum.

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After a lively debate,

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that proposal passed
by a two-zero margin.

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Nice to see a busy couple

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keep the spark
of bureaucracy alive.

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(quiet laugh)

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Ignore them, Amy.
They're just jealous

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because they'll never have
a relationship as good as ours.

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Isn't this when he says
"bazooka" or something?

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I wasn't
making a joke,

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I was merely
stating fact.

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Amy and I have a superior
relationship to yours.

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You don't honestly
think that, do you?

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Y... Leonard,

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I assumed you knew.

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The ranking of
relationships in our circle

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by quality is:
me and Amy,

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Howard and Bernadette,
Raj and his girlfriend,

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Penny and Chardonnay,
Penny and you.

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LEONARD:
There isn't any ranking.

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And if there were, we wouldn't
be at the bottom of it.

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Yeah, and actually,
I drink Sauvignon Blanc.

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That's the part
you have a problem with?

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Relax.

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AMY: There they go,
fighting again.

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You'd never hear her talk
that way to Sauvignon Blanc.

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So you never played
baseball as a kid,

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not even
Little League?

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Well, I was going to,
but the day of tryouts

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I found my dad's
<i>Playboy</i> collection.

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Threw my arm out.

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All right, the pitcher's mound
in Major League Baseball

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is 60 feet, six inches
away from home plate.

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Great. You take this

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and say when to stop.

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How much further?

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Keep going.

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How about now?

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I'll let you know.

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Are you saying "stop" and we're
just too far away to hear you?

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Okay, stop.

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Are you kidding me?!

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That's 60 feet.

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There's no way
this is 60 feet.

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I'm looking at it.

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You realize this isn't
one of those times

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I want you to exaggerate
how long something is.

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Okay, I got to...
I-I just...

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I got to ask:

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what makes you think
that your relationship

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is so wonderful
and ours isn't?

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For starters,

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we enjoy spending time together.

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So do we.

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And I've seen you guys
ignore each other for hours

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doing totally
different things.

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It's called parallel play.

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Yeah, toddlers
do that.

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Not as well as we do.
(clicks tongue)

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You believe this guy? He has to
be the best at everything.

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So what?
Why do you even care?

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Oh, listen to them.

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Not even married
and the honeymoon's over.

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Whatever. You can't
even go on a date

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without checking your
relationship agreement.

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If you've got a problem basing
a relationship on a contract,

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I'd like to tell you
about 13 plucky colonies

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that entered
a "relationship agreement"

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called the U.S. Constitution.

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And it may not be cool
to say so,

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but I think that love affair
is still pretty hot today.

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It's a good thing I'm not
wearing flag underwear

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right now, 'cause there's
about to be a fire.

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(mouthing)

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Okay, it's not
that hard.

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You just look to where
you want to throw it,

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step towards where
you want to throw,

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and throw it.

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That's your help?

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That's like saying,
"Here's how you fly a plane:

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"get in the airplane,

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know where you want
to go and fly it."

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Just throw the ball.
Let's see what
we're working with.

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Come on Howard, fire it in.

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Throw the damn ball!

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So when do you guys
plan on getting married?

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Uh, we're not sure.
But I want to wait long enough

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to prove to my mother
I'm not pregnant.

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May I have
one of your fries?

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Of course.

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Can I have a bite
of your burger?

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Absolutely not.

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Some perfect couple.

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He won't even share
his food with her.

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It has avocado on it.

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She's allergic
to avocado.

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Are you so jealous
of our relationship

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you want Amy to die?

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I'm not jealous.

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I just think it's silly for
you to compare relationships

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like they're something
that can be quantified.

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Everything is quantifiable.

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That French fry? A seven.

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Spider-Man? A nine.

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The number nine--
oddly, only a four.

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How ridiculous is he?

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A hundred.

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Sheldon, you're just
assigning random numbers

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to things based on your opinion.

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No, I'm not.

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French fries have
three variables--

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crispiness, saltiness
and shape.

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Which is why a curly fry

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only gets a two.

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If I wanted curls for dinner,
I'd order a clown wig.

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Well, a relationship is more
complicated than a French fry.

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Not according to the work
of Berscheid, Snyder and Omoto.

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Oh, what did those
rascals do now?

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They developed the Relationship
Closeness Inventory,

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which predicts the stability
of a couple based on behavior.

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Yeah, not to be confused

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with the French Fry
Goodness Inventory.

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That's pure Cooper.

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So, this is accurate?

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It's been around for 25 years,

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and has been extensively
corroborated

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by other researchers.

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Well, kind of takes the romance
out of relationships.

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Kind of? It does it perfectly.

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Sheldon and I got

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an eight-point-two
out of ten.

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Fine. We'll take it
right now.

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No, don't.
What?

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Just don't take it.

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Why not?
'Cause it's stupid.

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Who cares what
number it is?

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Come on. It'll be fun.
I said I don't want you to.

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I'm getting
another drink.

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Sorry.

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I'm gonna let you
count this as two dates.

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They're a lot of work.

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Think he's getting
any better?

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Yup.

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WOLOWITZ:
That was a close one!

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Okay!

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Is it too late
for him to cancel?

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I think so.

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(hollow, metallic bang)

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WOLOWITZ:
Heads up! Watch out!

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Are you mad at me?

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No, stop being stupid.

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Um... whew?

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Is this about the test,
or is this about us?

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Look, I don't need
a score on a test

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to make me worry about something
I'm already worried about.

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What are you
worried about?
(scoffs)

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That we're engaged and
have nothing in common,

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and it scares me.

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00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:13,832
Yeah, that scares me, too.

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It does?

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Sometimes.

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00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:19,270
Well, that's not good!

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You being blindly infatuated
with me was the rock

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we were building
this relationship on!

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00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:30,014
Okay, well, this might
make you feel better.

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Uh, we're both scared that
our marriage will be a disaster,

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and so, that's something
that we have in common.

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Also, we both think
I'm not funny.

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(quiet, nervous laugh)

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00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:49,033
Huh? See, you're not laughing.

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00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,538
(Skype ringing)

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00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,540
Hey, Froot Loops, what's up?

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Hey, Mike.

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Listen, NASA asked me to

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throw out the first pitch
at an Angels game.

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You got any advice?

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00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,951
Yeah. Don't do it.

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What else you up to?

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Why shouldn't I do it?

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There's no upside.

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If you do well, no one cares.

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And if you screw up,

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you're an idiot
on YouTube forever.

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But it's for a good cause.

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What about all the kids
that'll be there?

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That's what I'm telling you.

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00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,840
Kids are the worst.

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My own daughter tweeted
I have a giant nose.

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Well, maybe I'll do a good job.

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I don't know.

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In space,
you couldn't even toss me a pen,

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and that was in zero gravity.

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00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,991
Okay, thanks for the pep talk.

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Anytime, Froot Loops.

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00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,029
Give your wife a hug for me.

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She's so much cuter than you, I
don't know how you ever got her.

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(Skype blips off)

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00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,403
He's so nice.

301
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,342
Hey, sorry about that.

302
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,177
No, we're sorry.

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00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,012
We never should have been
comparing relationships

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00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,314
in the first place.

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00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,549
Why? We won.

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00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,153
You know, I say, next, we take
on Koothrappali and his dog.

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00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:18,356
Really give
ourselves a challenge.

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00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,391
I just want to say
one more thing about this.

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00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,527
Just because Penny
and I are very different people

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does not mean
that we're a bad couple.

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00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,532
The answer is
one simple test away.

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00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,666
Hmm? You know,
it's like

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00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:31,135
when I thought there was
a possum in my closet.

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00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,404
Did I sit around
wondering?

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00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:37,141
No, I sent Leonard in with
a pointy stick and a bag.

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00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:40,778
I killed
his Chewbacca slippers.

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00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,349
Let's just
take the test.

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00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,917
No, no, no,
I don't want to.

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00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,518
Oh, well, 'cause you
know we're gonna do bad.

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00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,987
Because it doesn't matter.

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00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:51,756
I don't care
if we're a ten or a two.

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00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:55,026
Or a one.
A one is possible.

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00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:57,662
Marriage is scary.

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00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,230
You're scared, I'm scared.

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00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,766
But it doesn't make me
not want to do it.

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00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,868
It-it just...

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00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:07,138
makes me want to hold your hand
and do it with you.

328
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,441
Leonard...

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00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:15,880
It would make me so happy
if you said things like that.

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00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,582
We got an
eight-point-two.

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00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,651
Trust me, you're happy.

332
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:32,196
Mm! I love how they put
a waterfall at center field.

333
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:35,033
It really ties
the whole stadium together.

334
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,201
Look at you, talking sports.

335
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,571
This is fun, huh?

336
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,607
We get to see our friend
throw out the first pitch,

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00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,309
have a hot dog,
watch the game.

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00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,210
Whoa.

339
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:48,346
Nobody said anything
about watching the game.

340
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,749
Sheldon, what
did you expect?

341
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:56,154
I expected to see Howard throw
the baseball, finish my hot dog,

342
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,623
and hightail it across
the street to Disneyland

343
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,926
just in time for Mickey's
Soundsational Parade.

344
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,461
I'll tell you what.

345
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:07,598
If we stay, I'll buy you
cotton candy and a bobblehead.

346
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,600
Who's the bobblehead of?

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00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,069
Does it matter?

348
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,805
No, as long as it bobbles.

349
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,642
Howie, I am so proud of you.

350
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,578
Thanks.
I'm proud of me, too.

351
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,646
Mm-hmm.

352
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,448
You ready?

353
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:24,582
Let's do it.

354
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:25,650
All right.

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00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,420
Wish me luck.

356
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,788
Go get 'em.

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00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,290
ANNOUNCER (over P.A.):
Ladies and gentlemen,

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in honor of Space Day at
Angel Stadium, the first pitch

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00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:39,597
will be thrown out by NASA
astronaut Howard Wolowitz.

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00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:42,467
(applause, cheering
and whooping)

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00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:43,768
Thank you.

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00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,670
Thank you.

363
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,538
Can he really
throw a ball?

364
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:51,609
On our Quidditch
team, he...
Yeah, that's a "no."

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00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:56,481
I have a message
for the young people here today.

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00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:59,283
When I was asked
to throw the first pitch,

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00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:04,389
a little voice in my head said
I couldn't do it.

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00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:07,492
So, I practiced and practiced,

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00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,560
and you know what?

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00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,130
That little voice... (laughs)

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00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,599
...was right, but...

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00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:19,837
...then I remembered
that I'm not an athlete.

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00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,206
I'm a scientist.

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00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,508
So, today's

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first pitch will be delivered

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00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:28,813
to home plate by science.

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00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,381
Ladies and gentlemen,

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00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,750
boys and girls, I present to you

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00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:38,589
a working prototype
of the Mars Rover!

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00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,691
(applause and cheering)

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00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,060
(whoops)

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00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:45,596
And here's the wind-up...

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00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,465
and the pitch!

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00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,768
(whirring)

385
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:01,746
Why is it going so slow?!

386
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,582
'Cause I'm an idiot
who didn't think this through!

387
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,051
Okay, new plan.

388
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:08,619
We go to Disneyland,

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00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:11,122
play hide and seek
on Tom Sawyer's Island,

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00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:14,459
and then come back
and see the end of the pitch.

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00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,329
(crowd booing)

392
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:26,637
Okay, while we're waiting
for the ball to arrive,

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00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,573
here's some fun facts
about Mars.

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00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:31,876
KOOTHRAPPALI:
You suck, Wolowitz!

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00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,813
He makes a valid point!

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00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:50,728
(crowd booing)

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00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:55,633
Okay, booing isn't gonna make it
go any faster!