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I like your suit.
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Oh, thanks. Got a couple
new outfits for work.
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How does it feel knowing
your fiancée's job
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is to go out
and flirt with doctors,
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looking like that,
while you sit here, you know...
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looking like this?
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She doesn't flirt
with doctors.
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Yeah. It's all
very professional.
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You know when you bend over,
I can see down your shirt?
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Okay, good.
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Speaking of new careers,
how are things going
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with dark matter,
Sheldon?
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Oh, yeah, I'd have to say
it's the most exiting time
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in the history of the field.
Oh.
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What's going on?
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I started doing it.
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KOOTHRAPPALI:
You know, the government funded
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the biggest experiment yet
to detect dark matter.
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Oh, yeah,
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I've read about that--
they're sending research teams
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down into abandoned salt mines.
You know, Sheldon,
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if we apply to be
one of those teams,
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we could be on the ground floor
of something big--
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not just for theoretical physics
but for astrophysics as well.
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Wait, hang on-- you guys
are gonna work in a mine?
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Why not?
You had
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a panic attack when
we went through the car wash.
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Perhaps the emotion
you're referring to was shock
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at you having something cleaned.
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I think what Penny meant is,
the thought of you two
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in a mine is kind of funny--
it's like a cat riding a Roomba.
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(laughs)
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If they get scared,
they'll have those hats
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with the lights on them,
'cause down there
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it's night-night all the time!
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Maybe they could
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ride around in one of
those mine carts that go,
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(squeakily):
ee-oo-ee-oo-ee-oo.
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Yeah, it'll help them get away
when they see a gh-gh-ghost...!
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Are they making fun of us?
Yup.
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I miss the old days
when I couldn't tell.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 8x06 ♪
The Expedition Approximation
Original Air Date on October 20, 2014
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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So, one of my favorite
video games of all time
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is called Shadow of the Colossus,
and it was only
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for PlayStation 2,
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but then they came out
with a new version
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for PS3 with better graphics.
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I finally got the chance
to play it,
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and for some reason, it just
wasn't as good as the first one.
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Or something about yoga.
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I'm sorry--
I was thinking about work.
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Well, I was just saying that
there was this video game...
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Yeah, that's when I started
thinking about work.
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Uh, listen, I've got
some good news.
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Hmm.
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This is for you.
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Huh.
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What is this?
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Well, you know how
they gave me the company car?
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Didn't make sense to have two,
so I sold the other one.
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The one I gave you?
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Yeah. And there's your money
back-- and now we're even.
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(laughs):
How great is that?
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Uh, yeah.
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What?
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Nothing.
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Oh, come on, Leonard, I know
the car was a thoughtful gesture
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and I really appreciate it,
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but it doesn't make sense
to have both.
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You're right.
What should I have done?
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Taken a picture of us in the car
and put it in a pink frame
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with puffy paint around it
that says “best fiancé ever”?
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Doesn't sound that bad.
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Well, good, because...
that's why I did!
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Aw...
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Oh...
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thank you.
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That-that is so sweet.
No, it's not
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that sweet--
I paid for the frame
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with your money
and then got a massage.
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You know what, you don't
have to give me this.
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You keep it.
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Why?
The car
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was a gift-- it was something
you needed.
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I was happy to
help you out.
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And I really appreciate it,
but now I don't need it,
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so... here you go.
Well,
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this is silly-- so you
don't need the car,
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but you could use it to buy
yourself something else,
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like a... new purse to
put all this money in.
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Sweetie, I can buy my own stuff.
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I have a good job now.
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I know, and I'm
proud of you,
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but that doesn't mean I
can't do something nice.
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Like this.
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Okay, I don't want this
to turn into a fight.
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I don't, either.
Great.
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Thank you.
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Can you pass the salt, please?
Sure.
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In my mind, that broke
the tension with comedy
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and led to sex.
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(clears throat)
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Hey, Sheldon, you busy?
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I'm always busy.
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This mind is capable
of advanced multitasking.
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You know, currently,
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I'm attempting to solve
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the Penrose conjecture,
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I'm composing
my Nobel acceptance speech
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for when I've solved
the Penrose conjecture,
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and I'm wondering
how mermaids have babies.
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Don't they lay eggs on a rock?
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Now I've got room
for another thing.
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What do you want?
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So, I did a little
research on what
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the conditions are like
in the mines,
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and the guys might be right--
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sounds pretty rough
down there.
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For starters, it's very humid,
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and about a hundred degrees.
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Well, I'm from Texas
and you're from India--
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we're no strangers
to the fragrant armpit. Next.
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It's also a live mine, so
there'll be dynamite explosions
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going off in the distance.
Yeah, I have
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a lactose-intolerant roommate
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with a taste
for ice cream. Next.
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Oh, you have to be down there
for 12 hours at a time.
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Yeah? We have to be somewhere.
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Well, there's no toilets--
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we'll have to do our business
in a bucket.
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So it's settled--
we're not doing it.
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Look, I get it, but...
before we pass up
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on an incredible opportunity,
I was thinking about
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when Howard was training
to go to space,
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they put him
in a simulated environment.
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Interesting. You're
suggesting that we recreate
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the conditions
of the mine
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to see if we can handle it.
Exactly.
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Very well.
So where should we do it?
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Well, I'll just Google
“hot, dark and moist,”
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see what comes up.
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Uh, Sheldon...
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Oh, there, well, look,
there's all kinds of videos.
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(knocking)
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Hey, you got a sec?
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Hi. Sure.
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I was hoping we could talk
about the money again.
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Oh, sweetie, just forget about it.
No, no, no, no,
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hear me out. I know things
got a little weird last night.
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Well, leaving an envelope full
of cash on my dresser after sex
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would count as weird.
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Well, I think I came up
with a pretty good solution.
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Mm.
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Why don't we just put the money
in a joint account?
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It'll be our first
money together.
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We can use it for the wedding,
the honeymoon, whatever.
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You know what, that's great.
I love that!
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Yeah, of course you do--
I'm not just a genius in bed.
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(feminine voice):
You sure are, baby.
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You two want to be alone?
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I want you to know I get
why you don't want the money--
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you've got this new job,
you're excited
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about being financially
independent--
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and I am nothing
but proud of you.
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Oh, thank you so much.
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It feels so good
to hear you say that.
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And I want you
to know
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that I get this job
kind of changes
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the balance in our relationship,
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and... I'm trying
to be sensitive to that.
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What?
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Well, I just think that
maybe you're a little hung up
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on the money because
I'm less reliant on you now,
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and that's a little scary.
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Hmm.
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Maybe.
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Or maybe I tried
to do something nice
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and maybe you had
a problem with it
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because of your control issues.
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Control issues?
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Maybe.
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Or... maybe...
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now that I'm no longer
an out-of-work actress
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who can't pay
for her own dinner,
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that makes you
a little insecure.
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Well, I can't believe
you'd say that.
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You know how insecure I am
about my insecurities.
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You know what?
I'm sorry.
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It's stupid
to fight over money.
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Yeah, I'm sorry, too.
We're about to share
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the rest of our lives together.
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It's our money--
who cares who has it?
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Ugh! You're right--
who cares? Mm.
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Get that money
out of my back pocket
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or I will break your fingers.
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Huh. All this time
I never knew
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there were steam tunnels
down here.
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Most universities
have them.
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When I was an undergrad,
I spent three days in one
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pledging a sorority.
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Did you get in?
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No. They forgot I was there.
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But it really opened up
my pores.
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Well, according
to my research,
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the steam tunnels
below this access point
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should be the closest
analog to the mines.
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This is gonna be
so much more accurate
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than the steam room at the gym.
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Plus, there's almost no chance
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we'll see any
of our coworkers half naked.
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Or totally naked.
I love Howard,
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but the dude needs
a little shame.
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All right, Amy, this
walkie-talkie is yours.
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If we run into any problems,
I'll contact you.
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And if anything bad happens,
what's the rule?
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Save you first; come back
for Raj only if there's time.
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We're going
to be fine.
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(exhales)
Sheldon, I'm really impressed
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you're willing to try this.
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Well, admittedly,
this brushes up
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against my well-known aversions
to heat, small places,
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going below floor-level,
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dampness, hatches,
ladders,
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darkness, echoes,
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and eliminating in
Home Depot buckets.
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That last one is quite new,
but I have a feeling
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that's gonna rocket
to the top of the list.
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KOOTHRAPPALI (grunts):
I'm sweating already.
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Yeah, as the person beneath you,
allow me to say, I know.
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How hot is it?
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Uh, let's see.
704?
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No, wait, it's on “clock.”
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No, the real answer
isn't much better.
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102 degrees.
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Well, that's what we wanted.
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This is as hot
as the mines will be.
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True.
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Sheldon's Mine Simulation Log,
entry one.
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Koothrappali's restating
of the obvious
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is already getting on my nerves.
251
00:10:39,670 --> 00:10:41,303
Thanks again
for having us.
252
00:10:41,305 --> 00:10:43,973
Oh, of course. What did
you guys want to talk about?
253
00:10:43,975 --> 00:10:45,975
Well, you know, now
that we're engaged,
254
00:10:45,977 --> 00:10:49,478
we had some questions about how
you handle money as a couple.
255
00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:53,015
I told you they weren't gonna
ask us to swing with them.
256
00:10:55,186 --> 00:10:56,518
I didn't think
they were going to.
257
00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,103
I just wanted to have
a way to say no
258
00:10:58,105 --> 00:11:00,155
without hurting
Leonard's feelings.
259
00:11:01,192 --> 00:11:04,026
Well... nailed it.
260
00:11:04,028 --> 00:11:05,527
So what did you
want to know?
261
00:11:05,529 --> 00:11:08,580
Well, do you guys ever
fight over money?
262
00:11:08,582 --> 00:11:10,082
Sure, sometimes.
263
00:11:10,084 --> 00:11:11,250
I mean, it can be
a little awkward
264
00:11:11,252 --> 00:11:13,869
since I make so much more money
than Howie.
265
00:11:14,755 --> 00:11:17,956
You didn't have to say
“so much more.”
266
00:11:17,958 --> 00:11:19,541
Well, I didn't have to,
but for the sake of accuracy
267
00:11:19,543 --> 00:11:21,677
I felt that I should.
268
00:11:22,513 --> 00:11:24,179
I brought a lot of
significant assets
269
00:11:24,181 --> 00:11:25,748
into the
relationship, too.
270
00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:29,885
Like what? Your incomplete set
of Star Trek collector plates?
271
00:11:30,988 --> 00:11:32,204
For your information,
I just bought the last one
272
00:11:32,206 --> 00:11:34,523
I needed on eBay.
273
00:11:34,525 --> 00:11:36,208
Without asking me?
274
00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:39,294
There were only three minutes
left in the auction
275
00:11:39,296 --> 00:11:43,649
and it was a mint condition
Scotty from a smoke-free home.
276
00:11:45,903 --> 00:11:46,869
How much, Howie?
277
00:11:46,871 --> 00:11:47,820
Not a lot.
278
00:11:47,822 --> 00:11:49,722
How much?
279
00:11:49,724 --> 00:11:52,908
Let's not talk about this
in front of our friends.
280
00:11:52,910 --> 00:11:56,412
Was it more or less
than falconry school?
281
00:11:58,165 --> 00:12:02,768
For the tenth time,
that was a Groupon.
282
00:12:03,587 --> 00:12:05,771
Like I would swing
with him.
283
00:12:08,676 --> 00:12:10,259
(panting)
284
00:12:10,261 --> 00:12:12,144
How you feeling?
285
00:12:12,146 --> 00:12:13,579
Good.
286
00:12:13,581 --> 00:12:16,432
Little claustrophobic.
287
00:12:16,434 --> 00:12:17,816
Let's set up
the equipment.
288
00:12:17,818 --> 00:12:20,102
It'll help take
your mind off of it.
289
00:12:20,104 --> 00:12:24,156
Miners often sang mining songs
to keep their spirits up.
290
00:12:24,158 --> 00:12:25,908
Do you know any
mining songs?
291
00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:27,943
Just the hits.
292
00:12:27,945 --> 00:12:31,613
♪ Where it's dark
as a dungeon ♪
293
00:12:31,615 --> 00:12:34,032
♪ And it's damp
as the dew ♪
294
00:12:34,034 --> 00:12:35,117
That's pretty.
295
00:12:35,119 --> 00:12:37,453
♪ Where the dangers
are double ♪
296
00:12:37,455 --> 00:12:40,589
♪ And the pleasures
are few ♪
297
00:12:40,591 --> 00:12:43,342
♪ Where the rain never falls ♪
298
00:12:43,344 --> 00:12:46,044
♪ And the sun never shines ♪
299
00:12:46,046 --> 00:12:48,964
♪ Yes, it's dark as a dungeon ♪
300
00:12:48,966 --> 00:12:50,966
♪ Way down
in the mine ♪
301
00:12:50,968 --> 00:12:53,135
It's a little more
bleak than I thought.
302
00:12:53,137 --> 00:12:55,721
♪ Well, I pray
when I dead ♪
303
00:12:55,723 --> 00:12:58,524
♪ And the ages shall roll ♪
304
00:12:58,526 --> 00:13:01,193
♪ That my body will blacken ♪
305
00:13:01,195 --> 00:13:03,695
♪ And turn into coal ♪
306
00:13:03,697 --> 00:13:07,032
Getting kind
of grim.
307
00:13:07,034 --> 00:13:09,535
♪ Then I'll look
from the door ♪
308
00:13:09,537 --> 00:13:12,654
♪ Of my heavenly home ♪
309
00:13:12,656 --> 00:13:15,040
♪ And pity the miner ♪
310
00:13:15,042 --> 00:13:18,577
♪ That mines my poor bones. ♪
311
00:13:20,331 --> 00:13:24,633
Okay. How 'bout
a little Miley Cyrus next?
312
00:13:24,635 --> 00:13:26,301
Who's he?
313
00:13:30,007 --> 00:13:32,224
(stammers)
Talk about wasted money.
314
00:13:32,226 --> 00:13:34,560
What about the late fees
on our credit card
315
00:13:34,562 --> 00:13:36,261
because somebody didn't pay
the bill on time?
316
00:13:36,263 --> 00:13:37,563
Well, maybe I would have paid it
317
00:13:37,565 --> 00:13:40,098
if I wasn't also doing
everything else around here.
318
00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:42,317
Oh, you're saying I don't do
anything around here.
319
00:13:44,104 --> 00:13:47,406
Look at my chore chart.
320
00:13:47,408 --> 00:13:50,859
She made him a chore chart.
I see it.
321
00:13:50,861 --> 00:13:54,363
“Do the dishes.”
There's a star right there.
322
00:13:54,365 --> 00:13:57,366
That was a pity star. Putting
water in the roasting pan
323
00:13:57,368 --> 00:14:00,335
and leaving it in the sink
is not doing the dishes.
324
00:14:00,337 --> 00:14:04,540
That pan had to soak
and you know it.
325
00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:06,625
Well, don't come crying to me
326
00:14:06,627 --> 00:14:08,343
when you don't get
your allowance.
327
00:14:09,213 --> 00:14:10,262
It's not an allowance.
328
00:14:10,264 --> 00:14:11,547
It's a stipend!
329
00:14:11,549 --> 00:14:13,465
And we said we weren't gonna
call it an allowance
330
00:14:13,467 --> 00:14:14,800
in front of my friends.
331
00:14:17,221 --> 00:14:18,887
(door slams)
332
00:14:18,889 --> 00:14:21,723
I usually don't like
lemon bars,
333
00:14:21,725 --> 00:14:24,226
but Th-these are really good.
334
00:14:26,363 --> 00:14:30,232
So, as Hannah
Montana, Miley
335
00:14:30,234 --> 00:14:31,817
was a world-famous pop star.
336
00:14:31,819 --> 00:14:33,819
But then she would take off
her wig and go to school
337
00:14:33,821 --> 00:14:35,037
like a
normal girl.
338
00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:36,071
Which, I don't have to tell you,
339
00:14:36,073 --> 00:14:39,074
at that age,
is its own headache.
340
00:14:39,076 --> 00:14:41,376
That's preposterous.
341
00:14:41,378 --> 00:14:44,496
How would she go unrecognized
just by wearing a wig?
342
00:14:44,498 --> 00:14:46,582
But you're okay with Superman
concealing his identity
343
00:14:46,584 --> 00:14:47,833
with a pair of glasses?
344
00:14:47,835 --> 00:14:49,751
He doesn't just put on a pair
of glasses.
345
00:14:49,753 --> 00:14:51,386
He combs back his curlicue
346
00:14:51,388 --> 00:14:54,556
and affects
a mild-mannered personality.
347
00:14:54,558 --> 00:14:56,925
AMY: You guys doing
okay down there?
348
00:14:56,927 --> 00:14:59,978
I told you to use
the walkie-talkie!
349
00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:04,433
You guys doing okay down there?
350
00:15:04,435 --> 00:15:09,021
Please keep this channel clear
for emergencies. Thank you.
351
00:15:09,023 --> 00:15:12,741
I'm going to the vending
machine. Do you want anything?
352
00:15:12,743 --> 00:15:15,360
This is a simulation.
We have to survive
353
00:15:15,362 --> 00:15:16,695
on the supplies we brought.
354
00:15:16,697 --> 00:15:19,281
Okay, just checking.
355
00:15:19,283 --> 00:15:22,251
We should have asked her
to get some Funyuns.
356
00:15:22,253 --> 00:15:24,169
You're not going to have Funyuns
357
00:15:24,171 --> 00:15:26,505
when we're a mile
below the surface of the Earth.
358
00:15:26,507 --> 00:15:28,290
What if we brought them down
with us?
359
00:15:29,126 --> 00:15:31,793
We'll take some Funyuns.
360
00:15:31,795 --> 00:15:33,795
Anything else?
361
00:15:33,797 --> 00:15:36,465
Some York Peppermint Patties,
362
00:15:36,467 --> 00:15:38,133
a couple
of Dr. Peppers, and...
363
00:15:38,135 --> 00:15:40,886
run to Best Buy and see if
they have a portable DVD player
364
00:15:40,888 --> 00:15:44,523
and season one of a show
called Hannah Montana.
365
00:15:44,525 --> 00:15:46,892
Have her get season two.
366
00:15:46,894 --> 00:15:49,811
Season one,
it was still finding itself.
367
00:15:50,898 --> 00:15:53,315
Sorry you guys had to see that.
Oh,
368
00:15:53,317 --> 00:15:54,650
don't apologize.
Yeah.
369
00:15:54,652 --> 00:15:58,036
It just makes it a lot harder
to pretend it never happened.
370
00:15:58,038 --> 00:16:00,155
Money's a sensitive subject
for Howie
371
00:16:00,157 --> 00:16:02,124
because of the difference
in our income.
372
00:16:02,126 --> 00:16:03,375
It really bothers him?
373
00:16:03,377 --> 00:16:04,626
Well, sure.
There's still a lot of pressure
374
00:16:04,628 --> 00:16:05,994
on guys to be providers.
375
00:16:05,996 --> 00:16:07,963
So even though
he's happy for me,
376
00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:09,765
it's just a little tough on him.
377
00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:11,466
Uh-oh.
What?
378
00:16:11,468 --> 00:16:12,668
Well,
379
00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:13,835
if I do well in sales,
380
00:16:13,837 --> 00:16:15,671
I could end up making a
lot more money than you.
381
00:16:15,673 --> 00:16:17,673
Not a problem.
I grew up with a mother
382
00:16:17,675 --> 00:16:19,341
who emasculated
my father financially
383
00:16:19,343 --> 00:16:21,760
and in every other aspect
of his life, so...
384
00:16:23,030 --> 00:16:26,181
...really, it's what I think
love looks like.
385
00:16:27,618 --> 00:16:29,985
I'll be right back.
I'm gonna go check on him.
386
00:16:32,239 --> 00:16:33,893
Maybe it's a good
thing we came here.
387
00:16:33,894 --> 00:16:35,930
It's like a lesson
in what not to do.
388
00:16:35,931 --> 00:16:38,694
Yeah I don't want something dumb
like money to come between us.
389
00:16:38,696 --> 00:16:40,862
It won't. Let's just promise
to figure this kind of stuff out
390
00:16:40,864 --> 00:16:41,947
before we get married.
391
00:16:41,949 --> 00:16:44,333
WOLOWITZ: Why are you
being so bossy?!
392
00:16:44,335 --> 00:16:46,234
BERNADETTE: Why are you
being a baby?
393
00:16:46,236 --> 00:16:48,837
WOLOWITZ: I'm not a baby!
I'm a grown man,
394
00:16:48,839 --> 00:16:52,374
and I made the bed.
Now where's my star?
395
00:16:54,561 --> 00:16:56,595
Should we go?
Hang on.
396
00:16:56,597 --> 00:16:59,348
I want to see if
he gets the star.
397
00:17:01,518 --> 00:17:04,603
Oh, this heat is brutal.
398
00:17:04,605 --> 00:17:07,105
As someone from the tropical
subcontinent of India,
399
00:17:07,107 --> 00:17:09,608
you should know that fanning
yourself in a humid environment
400
00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:12,144
only raises
your body temperature.
401
00:17:12,146 --> 00:17:15,113
Huh. That does explain why
the servants used to look so hot
402
00:17:15,115 --> 00:17:16,865
while they were fanning me.
403
00:17:16,867 --> 00:17:20,619
Let's get our minds off
how uncomfortable we are.
404
00:17:20,621 --> 00:17:22,954
We could take some more
simulated instrument readings.
405
00:17:22,956 --> 00:17:24,239
My major focus
406
00:17:24,241 --> 00:17:26,958
at the moment is keeping
my claustrophobia at bay.
407
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,543
How's that going?
You tell me.
408
00:17:28,545 --> 00:17:30,412
I feel like I can't breathe,
409
00:17:30,414 --> 00:17:33,081
and I am tempted
to crack you open
410
00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:36,051
and suck the air
right out of your lungs.
411
00:17:36,970 --> 00:17:39,638
Sheldon, if this is
too much, we can stop.
412
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:40,722
We're not stopping.
413
00:17:40,724 --> 00:17:42,507
You don't have to
bite my head off.
414
00:17:42,509 --> 00:17:44,092
I apologize.
415
00:17:44,094 --> 00:17:45,477
I j...
416
00:17:45,479 --> 00:17:48,397
I'm plagued
by an internal struggle.
417
00:17:48,399 --> 00:17:50,098
If you would just use
the bucket,
418
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,567
you'd be
so much more comfortable.
419
00:17:52,569 --> 00:17:55,687
My struggle is emotional.
420
00:17:55,689 --> 00:17:57,439
Oh. Is it Amy?
421
00:17:57,441 --> 00:17:59,608
It's dark matter.
422
00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:01,843
When I entered
the field
423
00:18:01,845 --> 00:18:04,279
of string theory,
I was a prodigy.
424
00:18:04,281 --> 00:18:08,366
I rose to a position of respect,
425
00:18:08,368 --> 00:18:10,752
and I assumed
my career would continue
426
00:18:10,754 --> 00:18:12,821
on that upward trajectory.
427
00:18:12,823 --> 00:18:15,624
Now here I am in my 30s,
428
00:18:15,626 --> 00:18:18,627
I'm back at square one.
429
00:18:18,629 --> 00:18:22,147
And, frankly, it's frightening.
430
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:26,601
Sheldon, you know
what I think of when I'm scared?
431
00:18:26,603 --> 00:18:27,969
Voyager.
432
00:18:27,971 --> 00:18:30,188
Voyager the space probe
433
00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:33,975
or Voyager
the Star Trek TV show?
434
00:18:33,977 --> 00:18:35,444
The space probe.
435
00:18:35,446 --> 00:18:37,062
Good.
Because I am too hot and tired
436
00:18:37,064 --> 00:18:40,315
to go on about how much
I hate Voyager the TV show.
437
00:18:41,535 --> 00:18:43,318
By the time
I was born,
438
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,737
Voyager 1's mission
was supposed to be over.
439
00:18:45,739 --> 00:18:46,872
It had seen
440
00:18:46,874 --> 00:18:49,958
Jupiter and Saturn
and all their moons,
441
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,327
but it kept going.
442
00:18:53,497 --> 00:18:55,130
When I left India for America,
443
00:18:55,132 --> 00:18:57,799
I was never more scared
in my life.
444
00:18:57,801 --> 00:19:00,168
I had no idea
what lay ahead.
445
00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:02,938
Whenever I feel that way,
I think about how...
446
00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:06,842
Voyager is still out there
447
00:19:06,844 --> 00:19:09,478
somewhere
beyond our solar system,
448
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:12,347
going further than anyone
ever thought it could.
449
00:19:15,652 --> 00:19:18,436
Don't leave!
You can do this!
450
00:19:20,274 --> 00:19:22,324
Sheldon,
is everything okay?
451
00:19:22,326 --> 00:19:23,859
It's too late for Koothrappali.
452
00:19:23,861 --> 00:19:24,876
Let's go!
453
00:19:27,331 --> 00:19:31,199
11 minutes.
That's longer than I thought.
454
00:19:32,035 --> 00:19:33,502
KOOTHRAPPALI:
They're in my shirt!
455
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,818
Okay, this is definitely
the most fun thing we can do
456
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:47,986
with the money.
457
00:19:50,824 --> 00:19:54,943
I've never done it on
a big old pile of cash before.
458
00:19:56,947 --> 00:20:01,533
(high-pitched): “Me neither, Leonard.
It's my first time, too.”
459
00:20:05,005 --> 00:20:08,123
I'm so sorry I made you feel bad
about the money stuff.
460
00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:11,309
It's okay.
No, it's not okay.
461
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,628
I want us to be
partners, equals.
462
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:16,381
Adults in a mature
relationship.
463
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,550
I want that, too.
464
00:20:19,937 --> 00:20:22,137
Now, let's talk about
your birthday party.
465
00:20:22,139 --> 00:20:24,639
Ooh, laser tag, laser tag.
Oh!
466
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:29,060
Do you really need me
to transcribe this?
467
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,362
You're not doing it for me.
468
00:20:30,364 --> 00:20:32,364
You're doing it
for future generations
469
00:20:32,366 --> 00:20:35,033
who will benefit
from my struggle.
470
00:20:36,253 --> 00:20:38,737
Sheldon's Mine Simulation Log,
471
00:20:38,739 --> 00:20:41,239
entry four:
472
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:45,076
my Kit Kat has melted.
473
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:48,580
All is lost.
474
00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:51,132
You call yourself
a friend?!
475
00:20:51,134 --> 00:20:52,334
I was trying
476
00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:54,669
to help you!
And at the first sign of trouble
477
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:59,841
you ran away, leaving me
to fend off a family of rats!
478
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:02,077
You're a completely selfish
human being
479
00:21:02,079 --> 00:21:05,914
and a... and a physical
and a moral coward!
480
00:21:07,217 --> 00:21:09,317
His statements of the obvious
continue to annoy.
481
00:21:09,319 --> 00:21:15,819
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00:21:16,305 --> 00:22:16,808
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