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We're pure! 305 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,659 Get used to it! 306 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,527 ‐(bicycle bell rings) ‐Hey, Bart. 307 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,796 Look who I taught how to ride a bike. 308 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:45,798 Nelson already knew how to ride a bike. 309 00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:48,901 Yeah, but he didn't know how to make cool motorcycle noises. 310 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,970 (Homer and Nelson imitating motorcycles) 311 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,276 (Homer imitating loud revving) 312 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:04,217 Uh, let me help you back on your hog. 313 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,954 Me and Nelson are so close, people are calling us "Homeson." 314 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,889 Homeson away! 315 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,225 (Homer and Nelson imitating motorcycles) 316 00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,961 NELSON: Homeson! 317 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,896 Vroom. 318 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,898 Mom, are you seeing all this? 319 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,900 ‐Yes. ‐Are you gonna do anything? 320 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,002 ‐No. ‐Why not? 321 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,038 (sighs) This is a complicated one. 322 00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:27,373 Both boys are being helped. 323 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:31,110 What I'm trying to say is it's time to change Maggie. 324 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:33,313 Where are you, my little excuse? 325 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,617 Sorry! 326 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,590 ‐(laughs) ‐(grunts) 327 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:48,061 Dad, what exactly are you teaching Nelson? 328 00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:49,128 Uh... 329 00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:51,764 Banking. 330 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,199 Aiming for success. 331 00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,303 And breaking into the music industry. 332 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,372 Here's $40. 333 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,207 That's a lot of money to me. 334 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:04,911 But I want you to get some therapy about what you're doing. 335 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:07,680 40 bucks' worth of therapy coming up. 336 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:09,615 From a licensed therapist. 337 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,617 Moe has a liquor license. 338 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,220 Yeah, let's not discuss that too much. 339 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,356 Take the money. Get some help. 340 00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:18,725 Why are you doing this? 341 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:21,394 Dad, I have to be the voice of morality. 342 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,695 No, you don't. 343 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:25,098 Well, I like being the voice of morality. 344 00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:28,901 And I like believing this role has not typecast me! 345 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,404 I can still do Shakespeare! 346 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:35,108 All that glitters is not delicious Duff Gold! 347 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:36,843 To pee or not to pee! 348 00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:38,511 There is no question! 349 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:39,912 Oh, no! 350 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:42,315 ‐Excuse me. Got to pee. ‐(shoes squeaking) 351 00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:46,452 GIL: Doc, 352 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,020 I see it all so clearly now. 353 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:51,457 I'm afraid of success because my father never had time for me. 354 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,259 ‐Which means... ‐Time's up. 355 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,428 ‐But two more minutes... ‐It's not a breakthrough. 356 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,264 Ah, now I feel worse than when I came in. 357 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,099 See you next month. 358 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,870 Okay. 40 bucks gets you ten minutes. Go! 359 00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:06,939 I was mentoring another kid to make my son jealous, 360 00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:08,741 and something weird happened. 361 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:11,277 I'm actually starting to like the little dingus. 362 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,578 Help me. 363 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,514 I am appalled! 364 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:18,251 You are ruining two boys' lives for your own petty ego. 365 00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:20,453 Let me tell you what a good therapist says. 366 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,956 A good therapist says, "Whatever you do is right"! 367 00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:25,358 ‐That's only if you're rich. ‐D'oh! 368 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:30,997 Mentor entering! 369 00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:32,598 Hey, Homer, honey. 370 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,600 Come on, spend a minute with Mama. 371 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,936 Look, lady, I'm not interested in... 372 00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,604 ‐What the...? ‐I know. 373 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,940 You're just spending time with my son 374 00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:43,676 to make your son jealous. 375 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:47,914 Sooner or later, you're gonna leave him, like all the rest. 376 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:50,349 (dramatic musical sting) 377 00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,685 (higher dramatic musical sting) 378 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,754 (higher dramatic musical sting) 379 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,389 (grunting) 380 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,557 Mm‐hmm. 381 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,192 (dramatic musical sting) 382 00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:00,460 And it'll break his heart. 383 00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,428 Hey, I'm not here to save the world. 384 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,698 I'm a mentor. I come in, I ment, then I go. 385 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:13,873 Tell that boy the truth. 386 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,074 (grunting) 387 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:17,710 (Homer grunts softly) 388 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,982 Son, we need to talk. 389 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,551 No. No. I know where this goes. 390 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,753 It ends with you giving me a phone number 391 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,822 that starts with 555. 392 00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,090 No! Wait! 393 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,758 What do you have to say? 394 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,561 I was only mentoring you 395 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,731 to punish my son for becoming a better boy. 396 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,733 ‐I knew it! ‐Where are you going? 397 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,202 I'm gonna get even. I can't make you stay, 398 00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:46,005 but I can take it out on your kid. 399 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:48,541 Not Bart! I do love him! 400 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,042 (exasperated grunt) 401 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:52,111 ♪ ♪ 402 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:03,956 (blows loud note) 403 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:06,692 (marching band playing) 404 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,694 CROWD (chanting): We're Christians! We're proud! 405 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,830 (whispering): But don't say it too loud. 406 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:13,833 Holding hands are holy hands. 407 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,868 Ew. Are you wearing lotion? 408 00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,937 I'm very chappy. 409 00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:20,339 ♪ ♪ 410 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:22,408 (crowd cheering) 411 00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:34,620 ♪ ♪ 412 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:54,440 Uh, welcome, er, uh, Christians. 413 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,109 God is pleased to thank our corporate sponsor, 414 00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:58,778 C. Montgomery Burns. 415 00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:00,079 (crowd boos) 416 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:01,881 LENNY: Why won't you die? 417 00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,550 Mr. Burns will take questions later. 418 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:07,119 Er, uh, thanks to this magnificent parade, 419 00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:10,957 you right‐wing ding‐dongs will keep me in office forever. 420 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,358 CROWD: Yay! 421 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,330 And now, at the spectacular culmination of the parade, 422 00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:20,266 when the final float has safely cleared the route, 423 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,268 a giant pair of praying hands 424 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,437 will swing from the sides of the street 425 00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:27,239 and come together in holy union. 426 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,347 He's gonna crush Bart! 427 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:35,715 Where's Flanders now? 428 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,516 Right here. What do you need? 429 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,385 Get away from me! 430 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,520 ♪ ♪ 431 00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:58,404 No...! 432 00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,872 (grunts) 433 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:02,942 (grunting) 434 00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:07,113 ‐(coughing) ‐Hi, Dad. 435 00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:10,016 Son, you want to ride in the ambulance together? 436 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,351 Aw. That's always been our thing. 437 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,354 Aw. 438 00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:20,192 ‐Dad? ‐Yes, son? 439 00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:22,495 Can I have a hit off your oxygen? 440 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,363 Of course. 441 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:25,998 (inhales deeply) 442 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,533 I'm a great dad. 443 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,602 ♪ ♪ 444 00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:39,378 I'm sorry I was using you. You're a sweet kid. 445 00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:41,914 One day we'll have a beer about this and laugh. 446 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,516 ‐Can it be tomorrow? ‐Sure. 447 00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:47,053 But for today, I know a certain stupid someone 448 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:50,456 who might be a little better at this than me. 449 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,692 (heavenly choir sings) 450 00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:57,063 ‐What's the matter, son? ‐Ah, you wouldn't understand. 451 00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,065 A rich church usher like you. 452 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,067 Hey, I got two troublemakers of my own. 453 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,235 Who told you boys you could clean up this dump? 454 00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:04,403 BOTH: No one. 455 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,405 I think I just might understand how you feel. 456 00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,841 You lost a dad. I lost two Mrs. Flanderses. 457 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,343 Maybe my boys and I could take you to a ball game sometime. 458 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,345 ‐What do you say? ‐Papa! 459 00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:16,148 Yay! We have a brother! 460 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,651 ‐Mean foster brother. ‐ROD and TODD: Yay! 461 00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:26,459 God bless Rod and Todd and especially my wonderful mentor, 462 00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:28,127 Mr. Flanders. 463 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:29,428 OTHERS: Amen. 464 00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:32,098 Let me get fresh napkins for everyone. 465 00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,433 Hey, how's it going? 466 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,837 Still can't believe you've renounced the way of the bully. 467 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,506 Eh, what can I say? People change. 468 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,709 Thaw‐thaw! 469 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,850 (organ plays "Charge" fanfare) 470 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,819 Tell me again, why did I trade Flanders for you? 471 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:56,155 Because we can do this. 472 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:57,490 ‐(grunts) ‐FLANDERS: Ow! 473 00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:00,226 (both laughing) 474 00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:11,337 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 475 00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:30,156 Shh!