1 00:00:02,556 --> 00:00:06,267 - Gee, I'm sorry you have to go. - I don't have to go. 2 00:00:06,268 --> 00:00:09,187 I mean, I'm sorry I have work to do so you can't stay. 3 00:00:09,188 --> 00:00:12,118 Didn't you hear me? I can stay. 4 00:00:12,149 --> 00:00:14,776 Yeah, I wish you could. 5 00:00:16,987 --> 00:00:21,407 But there's no way I'd be able to concentrate with you around. 6 00:00:21,408 --> 00:00:24,076 Don't forget your sweater. 7 00:00:24,243 --> 00:00:26,661 You know, you are so thoughtful. Most guys aren't. 8 00:00:26,662 --> 00:00:29,414 Most guys are selfish bastards who just wanna use you... 9 00:00:29,415 --> 00:00:31,915 ...and throw you away. Heh. 10 00:00:33,377 --> 00:00:35,877 Damn them. 11 00:00:36,380 --> 00:00:38,423 Anything else you have might overlooked? 12 00:00:38,424 --> 00:00:42,094 Cell phone, earrings, any medications? 13 00:00:43,554 --> 00:00:46,515 Hang on. Nope, I'm all set. 14 00:00:47,141 --> 00:00:50,435 Good, good. Okay, well, I'll see you soon. 15 00:00:50,436 --> 00:00:52,437 - How soon? - Very soon. 16 00:00:52,438 --> 00:00:54,314 - So you'll call? - What do you think? 17 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:58,415 - I think you'll call. - Well, there you go. 18 00:00:59,737 --> 00:01:01,154 So when will you call? 19 00:01:01,155 --> 00:01:02,447 - Soon. - How soon? 20 00:01:02,448 --> 00:01:05,168 We're back on this ride, huh? 21 00:01:05,242 --> 00:01:07,991 Okay, very soon. Bye-bye, now. 22 00:01:13,291 --> 00:01:16,121 - Ah. When will I learn? Soon. 23 00:01:17,962 --> 00:01:19,796 Very soon. 24 00:01:19,797 --> 00:01:24,301 Don't tell me. Tell the cockeyed optimist in my pants. 25 00:01:24,302 --> 00:01:28,472 - So where'd you find this one? - The animal shelter. 26 00:01:28,473 --> 00:01:34,227 - Are we getting a pet? - You crazy? We've already got your kid. 27 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:35,979 Then what were you doing there? 28 00:01:35,980 --> 00:01:39,566 Standing within earshot of attractive women and mumbling: 29 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:42,977 "Gee, I wish I could adopt them all." 30 00:01:43,738 --> 00:01:46,238 It's foolproof. 31 00:01:46,657 --> 00:01:49,158 There's something that I need to talk to you about. 32 00:01:49,159 --> 00:01:51,660 You know the difference between you and me, Alan? 33 00:01:51,661 --> 00:01:56,471 - I don't scream when I pee? - I took care of that. 34 00:01:57,584 --> 00:02:00,836 No, the difference between you and me is I have vision. 35 00:02:00,837 --> 00:02:04,214 - I see what others don't. - Terrific. The thing I wanted to tell you- 36 00:02:04,215 --> 00:02:05,841 You look at an animal shelter... 37 00:02:05,842 --> 00:02:09,136 ...and see homeless dogs and kitties about to be put to death. 38 00:02:09,137 --> 00:02:12,098 Me? I see an ass farm. 39 00:02:12,765 --> 00:02:15,265 Okay, I'm speechless. 40 00:02:15,518 --> 00:02:20,178 No words necessary. Silent admiration is all I ask. 41 00:02:20,732 --> 00:02:24,192 So, what is it you wanted to tell me? 42 00:02:28,740 --> 00:02:31,410 The railing's a little loose. 43 00:02:41,226 --> 00:02:45,326 Ah. I gotta stop falling off the deck sober. 44 00:02:58,076 --> 00:03:00,619 Morning. How are you feeling? 45 00:03:00,620 --> 00:03:05,290 Like I fell 8 feet onto splintered wood and wet sand and a dead crab. 46 00:03:05,291 --> 00:03:09,795 One would think your highly inflated ego might have broken your fall. 47 00:03:09,796 --> 00:03:14,186 So where'd you find Pancho Bob Villa out there? 48 00:03:14,967 --> 00:03:17,593 You know those fliers that get left in your mailbox? 49 00:03:17,594 --> 00:03:19,095 - Yeah. - Well, I take them... 50 00:03:19,096 --> 00:03:22,566 ...and file them according to category. 51 00:03:23,058 --> 00:03:26,727 Takeout menus, rug sales, carpet cleaning, plumbing, tiling. 52 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:30,228 Fernando was under "handyman services." 53 00:03:31,483 --> 00:03:35,111 You're gonna live here forever, aren't you? 54 00:03:35,112 --> 00:03:38,531 He's licensed, he's bonded, he's punctual, and he's reasonably priced. 55 00:03:38,532 --> 00:03:39,782 Are you paying him? 56 00:03:39,783 --> 00:03:44,745 No, but I'm saving you 20 percent with this valuable coupon. 57 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:45,955 Morning. 58 00:03:45,956 --> 00:03:48,456 - Hey. - Morning. 59 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:49,792 What in the heck is-? 60 00:03:49,793 --> 00:03:52,293 Oh, yum. 61 00:03:53,547 --> 00:03:56,667 - Who is that? - He's a handyman. 62 00:03:57,049 --> 00:04:00,260 Ooh. Nice. Can we keep him? Can we? Can we? 63 00:04:00,261 --> 00:04:02,136 He's just here to fix the deck. 64 00:04:02,137 --> 00:04:05,556 Great, there's a lot of work that can be done in here too. 65 00:04:05,557 --> 00:04:07,100 Like what? 66 00:04:07,101 --> 00:04:11,187 Well, for starters, that cabinet door is coming off its hinges. 67 00:04:11,188 --> 00:04:13,688 Really? 68 00:04:18,445 --> 00:04:20,945 No, it's not. 69 00:04:26,537 --> 00:04:29,037 Yeah, it is. 70 00:04:32,167 --> 00:04:36,672 He looks parched. I'll take him some rum. 71 00:04:41,342 --> 00:04:44,177 See, my problem is, is that I'm a giver. 72 00:04:44,178 --> 00:04:48,618 I love too much, and it's always the wrong man. 73 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:52,769 - You have romance in your heart. - Oh, I have romance all over me. 74 00:04:52,770 --> 00:04:55,270 I reek of it. 75 00:04:55,272 --> 00:04:57,772 - Another mojito? - Oh, no. 76 00:04:57,858 --> 00:05:00,360 One is my limit when I work with power tools. 77 00:05:00,361 --> 00:05:01,569 That's smart. 78 00:05:01,570 --> 00:05:05,740 We wouldn't want you to lose one of those beautiful thumbs. 79 00:05:05,741 --> 00:05:08,241 - Berta. - What? 80 00:05:08,327 --> 00:05:10,745 I- I just thought that maybe it's almost lunchtime- 81 00:05:10,746 --> 00:05:14,124 Oh, yeah. Quesadilla, bright eyes? 82 00:05:14,291 --> 00:05:16,877 - Thank you. - Coming up. 83 00:05:17,044 --> 00:05:20,088 - Actually, I'd rather have a sandwich. - I'm making quesadillas. 84 00:05:20,089 --> 00:05:22,588 Quesadilla's fine. 85 00:05:23,549 --> 00:05:27,053 So, Fernando, how's it going? 86 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:30,097 I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have a problem here. 87 00:05:30,098 --> 00:05:34,017 Just don't let her corner you in the laundry room and you'll be fine. 88 00:05:34,018 --> 00:05:35,811 No, the deck. 89 00:05:35,812 --> 00:05:38,814 - When's did you last put sealant on it? - Well... 90 00:05:38,815 --> 00:05:40,524 Uh... 91 00:05:40,525 --> 00:05:42,108 What? 92 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:45,487 Seņor, you cannot have wood untreated this close to the ocean. 93 00:05:45,488 --> 00:05:48,823 The moisture, she gets in and rots it from the inside. 94 00:05:48,824 --> 00:05:50,784 Where have I heard that before? 95 00:05:50,785 --> 00:05:54,996 Right, my doctor. But it wasn't moisture, it was Scotch. 96 00:05:54,997 --> 00:05:57,582 You need to replace the railing, parts of the deck... 97 00:05:57,583 --> 00:05:59,417 ...and the stairway to the beach. 98 00:05:59,418 --> 00:06:03,505 Oh. Well, why can't I just put on some of that sealant? 99 00:06:03,506 --> 00:06:07,865 You could do that, but it would be, as we say: 100 00:06:07,967 --> 00:06:11,777 - What's that mean? - Milking a dead cow. 101 00:06:12,096 --> 00:06:14,181 Ah. 102 00:06:14,182 --> 00:06:17,935 Well, uh, maybe before I commit to all this work... 103 00:06:17,936 --> 00:06:19,937 ...I should get a second opinion. 104 00:06:19,938 --> 00:06:24,118 I understand. You're a smart and careful man. 105 00:06:27,070 --> 00:06:31,406 But I would hurry up, before your deck falls off. 106 00:06:31,407 --> 00:06:34,397 Something else my doctor told me. 107 00:06:38,373 --> 00:06:40,123 Hello? 108 00:06:40,124 --> 00:06:41,333 Oh, uh... 109 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:44,894 Hang on, I'll- I'll see if he's here. 110 00:06:44,962 --> 00:06:47,461 It's Chloe. 111 00:06:48,465 --> 00:06:51,055 I need more than that, Alan. 112 00:06:51,635 --> 00:06:55,554 The girl you adopted at the animal shelter. 113 00:06:55,555 --> 00:06:58,474 - God, she won't leave me alone. - What do you want me to say? 114 00:06:58,475 --> 00:07:02,465 - I don't know, tell her I'm sick. - Okay. 115 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,813 What do you have? 116 00:07:04,814 --> 00:07:10,027 - What are you talking about? - Well, are you bedridden or ambulatory? 117 00:07:10,028 --> 00:07:12,697 - Uh, bedridden. - Got it. 118 00:07:14,157 --> 00:07:17,744 - Is it viral or bacterial? - What? 119 00:07:17,911 --> 00:07:20,913 Well, if I'm gonna lie convincingly, I need details. 120 00:07:20,914 --> 00:07:25,793 - I don't know, I got a bug. - Intestinal or bronchial? 121 00:07:25,794 --> 00:07:29,962 - Just tell her I got the flu, all right? - Oh, good, the flu. 122 00:07:29,963 --> 00:07:32,473 Is it coming out both ends? 123 00:07:32,508 --> 00:07:35,418 Just give me the freaking phone. 124 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:41,980 No. It's okay, I wanna talk to her. 125 00:07:43,518 --> 00:07:46,018 Hello, Chloe. 126 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:49,691 No, I'm fine. Just a little bug. 127 00:07:49,858 --> 00:07:53,527 Doctor said I should be okay in a couple of weeks. 128 00:07:53,528 --> 00:07:56,698 Me too, baby. I'll call you. 129 00:07:56,865 --> 00:07:59,365 Soon. 130 00:08:00,077 --> 00:08:02,495 Very soon. 131 00:08:02,496 --> 00:08:04,872 See? Was that so hard? 132 00:08:04,873 --> 00:08:10,085 Well, to be fair, you had the advantage of making it a performance piece. 133 00:08:10,086 --> 00:08:11,295 Hey, dogs. 134 00:08:11,296 --> 00:08:12,629 - Hey. - Hey, Jake. 135 00:08:12,630 --> 00:08:16,716 Alan, here, I need you to sign these papers for Jake's summer school. 136 00:08:16,717 --> 00:08:20,678 - Oh, summer school again? - Why not? He's getting good at it. 137 00:08:20,679 --> 00:08:23,515 Oh, my Lord. Who is that? 138 00:08:24,516 --> 00:08:27,977 - He's my handyman. - I've been looking for a good handyman. 139 00:08:27,978 --> 00:08:32,857 - It's a little soon to know how good he is. - I'll find out. 140 00:08:32,858 --> 00:08:35,948 I'm starting to see a trend here. 141 00:08:45,287 --> 00:08:47,787 That bony bitch. 142 00:08:53,921 --> 00:08:56,420 Yep, definitely a trend. 143 00:09:00,343 --> 00:09:03,470 Summer school three years in a row. 144 00:09:03,471 --> 00:09:07,651 They might as well just make you the janitor. 145 00:09:08,434 --> 00:09:13,605 - Ah, well, school sucks. - That's because you go year-round. 146 00:09:13,606 --> 00:09:17,108 Imagine if you had a couple of months off in the summer. 147 00:09:17,109 --> 00:09:21,696 If I were you, I'd start teaching him how to throw sawdust on vomit. 148 00:09:21,697 --> 00:09:24,197 I could do that. 149 00:09:24,283 --> 00:09:26,367 Why don't you just go start your homework? 150 00:09:26,368 --> 00:09:28,703 What's the point? I'm already going to summer school. 151 00:09:28,704 --> 00:09:31,039 - Jake. - And if I flunk there, what can they do? 152 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:34,190 - Send me to regular school? - Go. 153 00:09:36,045 --> 00:09:40,544 Actually, that sawdust job might be a pipe dream. 154 00:09:42,592 --> 00:09:45,092 Is the big one gone? 155 00:09:45,553 --> 00:09:48,993 Yeah, she went to get something waxed. 156 00:09:49,182 --> 00:09:51,692 We were scared to ask what. 157 00:09:52,018 --> 00:09:55,479 I just wanted to tell you I was able to save you money on the redwood. 158 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:57,314 - That's terrific. How? - My cousin. 159 00:09:57,315 --> 00:10:00,234 He works at a lumberyard and... 160 00:10:01,027 --> 00:10:03,320 That's all you need to know. 161 00:10:03,321 --> 00:10:07,282 - Well, thanks. - No problem. I'll get back to work. 162 00:10:07,283 --> 00:10:09,993 - I like this guy. - Course you do. 163 00:10:09,994 --> 00:10:14,789 - What's that supposed to mean? - Charlie, he's a younger version of you. 164 00:10:14,790 --> 00:10:17,290 Oh, yeah, that must be it. 165 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:22,429 - I'll get it. - There you go. He could be a doorman. 166 00:10:22,505 --> 00:10:24,965 - I don't appreciate- - I'm not saying right away. 167 00:10:24,966 --> 00:10:28,010 He could work his way up from doorstop. 168 00:10:28,011 --> 00:10:29,470 Uncle Charlie, it's Chloe. 169 00:10:29,471 --> 00:10:33,015 - Aw, jeez, did you let her in? - No, she's on the front porch. 170 00:10:33,016 --> 00:10:35,726 - I told her I'd see if you were home. - Thattaboy. 171 00:10:35,727 --> 00:10:38,977 See? He'll make doorman in no time. 172 00:10:39,189 --> 00:10:42,649 - She brought soup. - Why would she bring soup? 173 00:10:42,650 --> 00:10:46,028 You told her you had a bug, so she assumed it was bronchial. 174 00:10:46,029 --> 00:10:50,991 If you'd been more specific like I suggested, you could have precluded this. 175 00:10:50,992 --> 00:10:56,022 Nobody just drops by when they think you have diarrhea. 176 00:10:56,622 --> 00:11:00,322 And I bet they don't bring soup, either. 177 00:11:00,501 --> 00:11:02,294 All right, all right. 178 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:06,046 I'm gonna sneak out the back door. Just tell her I had a doctor's appointment. 179 00:11:06,047 --> 00:11:08,547 G.P. or specialist? 180 00:11:09,176 --> 00:11:14,346 Alan, I swear to God, I'll rip off your head and use your neck as a bedpan. 181 00:11:14,347 --> 00:11:18,726 - You can't keep lying to this girl forever. - Oh, I think I can. 182 00:11:18,727 --> 00:11:21,896 Go out there, tell her you're not interested in a relationship... 183 00:11:21,897 --> 00:11:23,981 ...and be done with it. 184 00:11:23,982 --> 00:11:27,402 Yeah. I guess you're right. 185 00:11:27,569 --> 00:11:31,479 I say we eat the soup before you tell her. 186 00:11:33,158 --> 00:11:35,658 Smelled like minestrone. 187 00:11:35,702 --> 00:11:38,532 Listen, Chloe, we need to talk. 188 00:11:39,956 --> 00:11:42,456 Chloe? 189 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,589 Looks like your problem's solved. 190 00:11:49,590 --> 00:11:54,860 Are you crazy? That rat bastard is stealing my girlfriend. 191 00:11:55,387 --> 00:11:59,037 Forget the girl, he's stealing our soup. 192 00:12:04,271 --> 00:12:07,106 Hey, baby, thanks so much for coming to see me. 193 00:12:07,107 --> 00:12:10,757 Yeah, well, that's what friends are for. 194 00:12:11,695 --> 00:12:14,613 So, um, Charlie, did you know that Fernando volunteers... 195 00:12:14,614 --> 00:12:17,283 ...to build homeless shelters in his spare time? 196 00:12:17,284 --> 00:12:21,964 No, I didn't. Did you know his cousin steals wood? 197 00:12:22,664 --> 00:12:26,042 Really? That is fascinating. 198 00:12:26,418 --> 00:12:29,502 Why don't you come on inside so we can visit? 199 00:12:29,503 --> 00:12:33,298 - I'll see you later, Fernando. - Thank you for your thoughtful soup. 200 00:12:33,299 --> 00:12:38,249 It nourishes my body as your beauty nourishes my soul. 201 00:12:40,681 --> 00:12:43,181 Find something to saw. 202 00:12:44,435 --> 00:12:46,935 So, Chloe, what's new? 203 00:12:47,062 --> 00:12:51,358 Huh? Oh, nothing. What is he, like, Colombian? 204 00:12:52,151 --> 00:12:53,651 I don't know. 205 00:12:53,652 --> 00:12:56,821 But I gotta tell you, I do feel much better seeing you. 206 00:12:56,822 --> 00:13:01,742 God, it's like his eyes are looking inside your soul. 207 00:13:01,743 --> 00:13:04,329 Yeah. Kind of creepy. 208 00:13:04,872 --> 00:13:08,202 The way he speaks, it's so romantic. 209 00:13:10,377 --> 00:13:12,876 Hey, I almost forgot. 210 00:13:13,170 --> 00:13:15,380 - I wrote you a song. - Really? 211 00:13:15,381 --> 00:13:17,299 Well, you've been on my mind a lot... 212 00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:20,051 ...and I wanted to find a way to express my feelings. 213 00:13:20,052 --> 00:13:21,928 What's it called? 214 00:13:21,929 --> 00:13:23,513 Uh... 215 00:13:23,514 --> 00:13:26,014 "Chloe's Song." 216 00:13:26,976 --> 00:13:33,216 I haven't put any words to it yet, but it goes something like this. 217 00:13:41,115 --> 00:13:43,615 Can't you see? 218 00:13:45,202 --> 00:13:48,873 You're everything I hoped for 219 00:13:49,039 --> 00:13:51,542 You're everything I need 220 00:13:53,751 --> 00:13:59,507 You are so beautiful 221 00:14:01,217 --> 00:14:03,717 To me 222 00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:07,890 You should use those words. 223 00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:19,943 - Thanks again for stopping by. - Yeah, I'm glad you' re feeling better. 224 00:14:19,944 --> 00:14:23,071 - So when am I gonna see you again? - Soon. 225 00:14:23,072 --> 00:14:27,042 - How soon? - I'll call you. Bye, Fernando. 226 00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:31,828 Oh, God. 227 00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:36,415 Call me. 228 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:43,257 - You have a beautiful lady, Seņor Harper. - Thank you. 229 00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:47,118 She must make you feel, how do you say... 230 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,512 ...young again? 231 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:57,397 Yeah. That's what I'm feeling. 232 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:02,776 Oh. Hey, Charlie, I was thinking, uh, after Fernando's done with the deck... 233 00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:05,821 ...he could patch that hole in the roof where the squirrels get in. 234 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,073 - I don't think so. - Why not? 235 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,574 I like squirrels. 236 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:13,786 Hey, me too. 237 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:17,624 But they get into the crawlspace, where they breed and die. 238 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,954 That's what I like about them, Alan. 239 00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:24,213 I like their little hands. 240 00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,507 Uh, come on, Charlie, all Fernando would have to do- 241 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:28,551 Forget Fernando. 242 00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:31,512 I'm having second thoughts about him even finishing the deck. 243 00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:35,015 - What? You wanna fire him? - I don't want to. 244 00:15:35,016 --> 00:15:37,476 I just don't think his work is very professional. 245 00:15:37,477 --> 00:15:39,311 I mean, he's wasting a lot of wood. 246 00:15:39,312 --> 00:15:41,605 And, you know, wood just doesn't grow on tree- 247 00:15:41,606 --> 00:15:43,232 He's gotta go. 248 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:46,068 Charlie, you're not fooling anybody. You're- You're jealous. 249 00:15:46,069 --> 00:15:47,361 Jealous? 250 00:15:47,362 --> 00:15:53,826 You know what's cooler than squirrels? Anteaters. They're just crazy-looking. 251 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,327 I'm not jealous. 252 00:15:55,328 --> 00:15:59,348 And their name tells you what to feed them. 253 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,833 Why would you say I'm jealous? 254 00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:04,335 I'm an omnivore. That means I eat anything. 255 00:16:04,336 --> 00:16:07,376 Yeah, we've noticed. Now shut up. 256 00:16:07,464 --> 00:16:09,006 I'm not jealous. 257 00:16:09,007 --> 00:16:12,176 You wanna fire this guy because he's younger and better-looking. 258 00:16:12,177 --> 00:16:13,803 And he can sing. 259 00:16:13,804 --> 00:16:16,764 This has nothing to do with that. And I can sing too. 260 00:16:16,765 --> 00:16:19,265 Yeah, but you stink. 261 00:16:21,645 --> 00:16:24,146 I am done for the day. I'll see you in the morning? 262 00:16:24,147 --> 00:16:25,606 Hold on, Fernando. 263 00:16:25,607 --> 00:16:28,652 - I wanna talk to you. - Yes? 264 00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:34,532 - Never mind. Good night. - Is there a problem? 265 00:16:34,533 --> 00:16:37,034 Because I want everything to be perfect for you. 266 00:16:37,035 --> 00:16:43,724 You're a good man and I respect you. You remind me of my sainted father. 267 00:16:43,916 --> 00:16:45,333 Thank you. 268 00:16:45,334 --> 00:16:50,284 He was wise and strong, until syphilis made him crazy. 269 00:16:50,881 --> 00:16:54,260 Again, thanks. Good night. 270 00:16:59,974 --> 00:17:05,979 I thought you were gonna get rid of him. Or did you go crazy there for a second? 271 00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:08,940 I don't know, I just- I just couldn't. 272 00:17:08,941 --> 00:17:10,858 Yeah, I think it's his eyes. 273 00:17:10,859 --> 00:17:16,030 - It's like they're looking right into my soul. - That's what Mom said. 274 00:17:16,031 --> 00:17:20,409 - Women used to say that about my eyes. - Really? 275 00:17:20,410 --> 00:17:24,830 Because now they're kind of milky and bloodshot. 276 00:17:24,873 --> 00:17:29,209 Actually, the- The one on the right is starting to look a little lazy. 277 00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:33,338 - You know, you're right. - Okay, okay, that's enough. 278 00:17:33,339 --> 00:17:36,716 Come on, Charlie, you can't expect to compete with a guy half your age. 279 00:17:36,717 --> 00:17:38,218 I am not competing. 280 00:17:38,219 --> 00:17:40,470 Well, you shouldn't, because it's perfectly natural. 281 00:17:40,471 --> 00:17:44,140 Each generation passes the torch on to the next. 282 00:17:44,141 --> 00:17:48,603 The child becomes the hunter. The hunter becomes the revered elder. 283 00:17:48,604 --> 00:17:50,563 When you're too old to chase the buffalo... 284 00:17:50,564 --> 00:17:52,565 ...it's time to stay back with the old women... 285 00:17:52,566 --> 00:17:55,066 ...and make necklaces. 286 00:17:56,237 --> 00:17:57,445 Necklaces? 287 00:17:57,446 --> 00:18:00,532 Or weave blankets, tend the fire... 288 00:18:00,533 --> 00:18:03,153 ...teach the kids to whittle. 289 00:18:04,453 --> 00:18:08,872 Buffalos are cool too. They're like badass cows. 290 00:18:17,882 --> 00:18:21,803 - Charlie. - Yeah, hi. 291 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:25,847 I was just in the neighborhood, thought I'd drop off your soup Thermos. 292 00:18:25,848 --> 00:18:29,477 Thanks. What did you do to yourself? 293 00:18:29,644 --> 00:18:33,021 Me? Nothing, nothing. I was just doing a little work outdoors. 294 00:18:33,022 --> 00:18:35,522 - Got some sun. - Oh. 295 00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:37,692 What's up with your teeth? 296 00:18:37,693 --> 00:18:40,947 Oh, I just brushed them real good. 297 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,823 So can I come in? 298 00:18:43,824 --> 00:18:46,577 Oh, gee, Charlie, I really... 299 00:18:46,744 --> 00:18:49,079 - ...wish you would've called. Oh. 300 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,579 Seņor Harper... 301 00:18:55,835 --> 00:19:00,464 - I was, how do you say...? - About to sleep with my girlfriend? 302 00:19:00,465 --> 00:19:02,965 Okay, about to. 303 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:08,178 I am so sorry. 304 00:19:08,556 --> 00:19:11,756 I would understand if you fired me. 305 00:19:15,146 --> 00:19:19,775 Hey, it's no big deal, pal. This is the natural course of events. 306 00:19:19,776 --> 00:19:23,570 You're the next generation: young, vibrant, good-looking. 307 00:19:23,571 --> 00:19:27,532 - You can buy Chloe expensive jewelry. - I cannot buy her expensive jewelry. 308 00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:30,995 Oh, right, that's me. 309 00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:34,039 What do you say, Chloe? Wanna go shopping? 310 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,539 I'll go get my purse. 311 00:19:39,461 --> 00:19:42,672 And, yeah, you're fired. 312 00:19:50,547 --> 00:19:53,257 Charlie, when are you coming back to bed? 313 00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:55,878 - Soon. - How soon? Hee-hee. 314 00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:58,761 I'll be right up, baby. 315 00:20:03,309 --> 00:20:06,437 Okay, let me see if I got this right. 316 00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:09,606 You bought diamonds for the girl you were trying to get rid of... 317 00:20:09,607 --> 00:20:12,484 ...in order to win her from the handyman you fired. 318 00:20:12,485 --> 00:20:15,315 I'm sensing some judgment here. 319 00:20:16,239 --> 00:20:18,738 You're very astute. 320 00:20:18,991 --> 00:20:22,827 Okay, first of all, I got Fernando another job. 321 00:20:22,828 --> 00:20:25,997 But the most important thing to remember is... 322 00:20:25,998 --> 00:20:27,957 ...I won. 323 00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:29,458 You're a lecherous old guy... 324 00:20:29,459 --> 00:20:32,670 ...who bought a young woman's affection with shiny baubles. 325 00:20:32,671 --> 00:20:36,133 True. But I won. 326 00:20:41,596 --> 00:20:43,973 Are you sure we cannot open up a window? 327 00:20:43,974 --> 00:20:46,474 No, I like it hot. 328 00:20:51,857 --> 00:20:56,360 Okay, well, time for the victor to reap the spoils. 329 00:20:56,361 --> 00:20:58,696 Oh, Charlie, aren't you ashamed? 330 00:20:58,697 --> 00:21:03,196 Alan, you know the difference between you and me? 331 00:21:15,003 --> 00:21:19,967 Yeah, I wouldn't fire the handyman before he finishes. 332 00:21:20,551 --> 00:21:24,171 Hey, I can see your teeth from up here.