1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:04,280 - Thank you for a lovely dinner. - You're welcome. 2 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:11,200 - Good night. - Wait, wait, wait. 3 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:13,680 Are you sure you don't want me to tuck you in? 4 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:15,960 I don't need to be tucked, Charlie. 5 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:19,640 Oh, come on, everybody needs a good tucking once in a while. 6 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,720 Well, then, go tuck yourself. 7 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:24,760 I guess I'll have to. 8 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:30,920 I'm not saying no. I'm just saying not now. 9 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:32,440 I understand. 10 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:35,080 - Good night. - Good night. 11 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:39,640 How about now? 12 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,040 Funny. 13 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,800 I wasn't going for a laugh. 14 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:51,640 Come on, Luther. 15 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,280 Rose? 16 00:00:57,119 --> 00:00:59,480 No, it couldn't be. 17 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:03,760 I'm so backed up I'm literally cockeyed. 18 00:01:12,305 --> 00:01:14,465 Hot girl at 12 o'clock. 19 00:01:17,665 --> 00:01:20,625 - Where? - Over there. 20 00:01:23,505 --> 00:01:25,745 That would be 9 o'clock. 21 00:01:25,905 --> 00:01:29,105 No, it's 12. Actually, 12:05. 22 00:01:29,265 --> 00:01:30,545 Twelve-ish. 23 00:01:32,065 --> 00:01:34,905 - Wanna straighten him out or should I? - Go ahead, take a swing. 24 00:01:35,065 --> 00:01:39,225 Okay. The reason guys say hot girl at like 12 o'clock or 3 o'clock... 25 00:01:39,385 --> 00:01:42,945 ...is to specify a location using the clock face as kind of a map. 26 00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:44,785 What if you have a digital watch? 27 00:01:46,145 --> 00:01:49,425 First of all, you're not gonna meet any women if you wear a digital watch. 28 00:01:49,585 --> 00:01:52,385 Second of all, it doesn't matter. The clock face is imaginary. 29 00:01:52,545 --> 00:01:54,545 How do you know what time you saw the girl? 30 00:01:55,665 --> 00:01:57,145 Oh, my God. 31 00:01:57,305 --> 00:02:01,425 You know what? I'm wrong. There's a hot girl and it's 12:06. 32 00:02:01,905 --> 00:02:03,185 Check. 33 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:08,625 Hey, he likes girls and he can tell time. I'm a happy dad. 34 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:15,744 - Hello, Your Honor, what's up? - Your Honor? 35 00:02:15,905 --> 00:02:18,545 Oh, your uncle's dating a judge. 36 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:20,944 This weekend? Sure, that sounds great. 37 00:02:21,305 --> 00:02:24,465 - You mean like an American Idol judge? - No, a real judge. 38 00:02:24,625 --> 00:02:27,025 American Idol judges are real, Dad. 39 00:02:28,705 --> 00:02:30,905 So, what, we'd be staying in adjoining rooms? 40 00:02:31,065 --> 00:02:33,665 - No, no, no, one room is fine. - Why is he dating a judge? 41 00:02:33,825 --> 00:02:35,825 - Is he trying to get out of something? - No. 42 00:02:35,985 --> 00:02:38,065 More like he's trying to get into something. 43 00:02:38,224 --> 00:02:39,665 Good one. 44 00:02:39,825 --> 00:02:41,664 - You understood that? - Not really. 45 00:02:41,825 --> 00:02:43,265 That's how I knew it was good. 46 00:02:43,425 --> 00:02:47,225 Oh, yeah, that's a very romantic hotel. I've stayed there... 47 00:02:47,385 --> 00:02:51,225 Never in my life. Right. Okay, talk to you later. 48 00:02:52,784 --> 00:02:55,825 Santa Barbara, this weekend, one room. 49 00:02:55,985 --> 00:02:57,945 Oh, now I get it. 50 00:02:58,465 --> 00:03:00,785 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 51 00:03:03,545 --> 00:03:05,465 - Son of a gun, Alan, look. - What? 52 00:03:05,625 --> 00:03:06,865 - The blond. - Where? 53 00:03:07,024 --> 00:03:08,824 Twelve-oh-eight. 54 00:03:09,945 --> 00:03:11,024 She looks like Rose. 55 00:03:11,185 --> 00:03:13,265 It couldn't be. She's still in England, right? 56 00:03:13,904 --> 00:03:16,945 - Last I heard. - I got a postcard from her the other day. 57 00:03:17,425 --> 00:03:19,625 - Really? What did it say? - Well, let's see. 58 00:03:19,784 --> 00:03:24,625 "Dear Jake, how are you? I am fine. Hope you're doing well in school." 59 00:03:24,785 --> 00:03:27,744 I think that's a joke because she knows I struggle with my grades. 60 00:03:27,905 --> 00:03:31,745 Let's see, what else? Oh, yeah. "Say hello from England to everybody." 61 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:33,745 Hello from England. 62 00:03:35,024 --> 00:03:36,985 Well, there you go. She's in England. 63 00:03:37,464 --> 00:03:40,465 I guess. So why do I keep thinking I see her? 64 00:03:40,624 --> 00:03:43,425 - Maybe you miss her. - I don't think so. 65 00:03:43,585 --> 00:03:46,264 I was a little down when she left, which is to be expected... 66 00:03:46,425 --> 00:03:48,464 ...but I've got Linda now and I've moved on... 67 00:03:48,625 --> 00:03:50,585 ...and why am I talking to you about my life? 68 00:03:50,745 --> 00:03:51,985 Because I'm a good listener? 69 00:03:54,344 --> 00:03:56,625 Because you have no other friends? 70 00:04:00,145 --> 00:04:02,385 - We're dropping him off at his mother's? - Yep. 71 00:04:27,025 --> 00:04:30,905 Dear Charlie, greetings from faggy old London. 72 00:04:34,784 --> 00:04:37,585 Greetings from foggy old London. 73 00:04:38,305 --> 00:04:41,745 Hope you are doing well and not working too hard. 74 00:04:41,905 --> 00:04:43,345 Things are going great for me. 75 00:04:43,505 --> 00:04:46,464 I love my job and my flat and my new friends. 76 00:04:46,624 --> 00:04:49,464 Sometimes, my life in Malibu feels like a crazy dream. 77 00:04:49,904 --> 00:04:52,384 I hope you can forgive me for all my bizarre behavior... 78 00:04:52,545 --> 00:04:54,905 ... and know that I will always remember you fondly. 79 00:04:55,065 --> 00:04:57,065 Your friend, Rose. 80 00:04:57,225 --> 00:04:59,104 P.S., Give my best to Alan. 81 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:02,305 I'm sure by now he's found a place of his own. 82 00:05:04,144 --> 00:05:07,265 - What you got there? - It's a letter from Rose. 83 00:05:07,424 --> 00:05:09,265 Really? That come today? 84 00:05:09,425 --> 00:05:12,504 No, a few months ago. I just never got around to reading it. 85 00:05:12,944 --> 00:05:15,384 I noticed you didn't toss it out. 86 00:05:16,265 --> 00:05:18,144 - What's that supposed to mean? - Charlie. 87 00:05:18,304 --> 00:05:19,904 Of all the broads who've staggered... 88 00:05:20,064 --> 00:05:22,104 ...bare-assed through these hallowed halls... 89 00:05:22,264 --> 00:05:24,144 ...she's the one who really got to you. 90 00:05:24,665 --> 00:05:26,465 Yeah, she got to me. 91 00:05:26,624 --> 00:05:30,585 She put a sleeping pill in my Scotch and superglued my testicles to my leg. 92 00:05:30,985 --> 00:05:32,824 You just can't get past that, can you? 93 00:05:33,825 --> 00:05:35,024 Well, it doesn't matter. 94 00:05:35,184 --> 00:05:37,784 I'm in a real relationship now with an incredible woman. 95 00:05:37,945 --> 00:05:39,944 A judge, a constitutional scholar. 96 00:05:40,104 --> 00:05:41,984 A woman who may one day be a state senator. 97 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:44,464 But does she care enough to line her mittens... 98 00:05:44,624 --> 00:05:47,025 ...with hair she collects from your shower drain? 99 00:05:47,504 --> 00:05:49,304 I don't know yet. We're going slow. 100 00:05:49,704 --> 00:05:51,425 - Really? - Yes. 101 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:54,384 Getting to know each other as people before we jump into bed... 102 00:05:54,545 --> 00:05:57,504 ...and get to know each other as, you know, animals. 103 00:05:57,664 --> 00:06:00,224 Just do me a favor and make the first time at her place... 104 00:06:00,384 --> 00:06:03,465 ...because you're gonna spring forth like a Water Wiggle. 105 00:07:20,624 --> 00:07:21,785 Charlie? 106 00:07:21,944 --> 00:07:23,504 - Charlie? - What? 107 00:07:27,344 --> 00:07:28,785 I need your help. 108 00:07:29,304 --> 00:07:33,184 If you're doing laundry, all I can say is you're doing it wrong. 109 00:07:33,664 --> 00:07:37,425 No, no, the lady I've been seeing, you know, Linda's friend Donna? 110 00:07:37,584 --> 00:07:40,504 She wants to... How shall we say? 111 00:07:40,664 --> 00:07:42,225 Take it up a notch. 112 00:07:42,664 --> 00:07:45,664 - Yeah, so? - I'm out of notches. 113 00:07:46,465 --> 00:07:49,824 - What do you need? - A younger man's penis. 114 00:07:51,224 --> 00:07:54,304 My night stand, top drawer, next to the Ping-Pong paddle. 115 00:07:54,464 --> 00:07:56,625 Take one with water and stall for 20 minutes. 116 00:07:56,784 --> 00:07:57,784 Thanks. 117 00:07:57,944 --> 00:07:59,824 - Alan? - Yeah? 118 00:07:59,984 --> 00:08:02,224 - Don't those hurt? - Hell, yeah. 119 00:08:02,385 --> 00:08:05,424 - Why don't you take them off? - There's a penalty involved. 120 00:08:07,064 --> 00:08:08,784 Long story. 121 00:08:10,704 --> 00:08:13,304 I can tell you how it ends. 122 00:08:20,184 --> 00:08:24,384 - Lovely dinner. - Yeah. Food was great. 123 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:29,424 - It's a beautiful room. - Yeah. Room's great. 124 00:08:30,625 --> 00:08:32,265 Nice view. 125 00:08:33,104 --> 00:08:35,224 Yep, view's great. 126 00:08:45,264 --> 00:08:47,225 Oh, for God's sake. 127 00:08:47,384 --> 00:08:49,664 - Who is it? - Room service, señor. 128 00:08:50,384 --> 00:08:51,824 We didn't order anything. 129 00:08:51,984 --> 00:08:55,144 It's champagne. Compliments of the hotel. 130 00:08:55,664 --> 00:08:58,584 - Can you slip it under the door? - Charlie. 131 00:09:00,144 --> 00:09:02,704 Don't move. Don't change your mind. 132 00:09:11,664 --> 00:09:13,825 - Do you want I open? - No, thank you. 133 00:09:14,224 --> 00:09:16,144 Okay, good night. 134 00:09:29,144 --> 00:09:30,144 Charlie. 135 00:09:31,024 --> 00:09:34,024 - Yeah? - I'm waiting. 136 00:09:34,384 --> 00:09:35,824 For what? 137 00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:38,464 Oh, right. 138 00:09:40,064 --> 00:09:41,624 Hang on. 139 00:09:45,984 --> 00:09:48,064 What are you doing to the rose? 140 00:09:48,344 --> 00:09:51,064 I just don't want it looking at me. 141 00:10:02,449 --> 00:10:05,369 - Anything interesting going on in school? - I started algebra. 142 00:10:05,529 --> 00:10:06,649 Oh, how's that going? 143 00:10:06,809 --> 00:10:09,849 I don't get it at all, but the teacher's really hot. 144 00:10:11,089 --> 00:10:15,089 - Well, that's nice. - Yeah, she's got some really great racks. 145 00:10:16,689 --> 00:10:18,249 I think you mean rack. 146 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:20,889 No, she's got two, and they're ginormous. 147 00:10:23,129 --> 00:10:26,009 It's kind of cool that she's teaching algebra. 148 00:10:28,569 --> 00:10:30,169 Nothing? 149 00:10:30,649 --> 00:10:32,649 Boy, that killed in detention. 150 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:37,209 - Oh, hey, how was Santa Barbara? - Santa Bar-bra? 151 00:10:38,649 --> 00:10:41,889 It's Spanish for "City of Great Racks." 152 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,729 Alan, I got no patience for your kid today. 153 00:10:45,089 --> 00:10:46,209 Go do your homework. 154 00:10:46,369 --> 00:10:48,969 Oh, right. I have a big reading ass-ignment. 155 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:53,849 You're not my audience. 156 00:10:58,649 --> 00:11:01,969 - Remember when he was cute? - The memory is fading. 157 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,609 So how was your big night with Linda? 158 00:11:05,209 --> 00:11:07,769 - Fine. - Just fine? 159 00:11:07,929 --> 00:11:11,049 Yes. Just fine. 160 00:11:11,209 --> 00:11:14,449 Oh, I see. 161 00:11:15,209 --> 00:11:18,169 No, you don't. 162 00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:20,249 All right. 163 00:11:21,009 --> 00:11:25,209 - Wanna talk about it? - Oh, golly, Alan, more than anything. 164 00:11:25,809 --> 00:11:28,249 Okay, never mind. Stew in it. 165 00:11:28,409 --> 00:11:29,969 Thank you. 166 00:11:36,569 --> 00:11:40,649 I finally got to step up to the plate and I was swinging a garden hose. 167 00:11:45,369 --> 00:11:47,129 You happy? 168 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:49,209 Well, I'm not sad. 169 00:11:51,289 --> 00:11:53,209 What do you think the problem was? 170 00:11:56,009 --> 00:11:57,369 I saw her again. 171 00:11:57,529 --> 00:11:59,169 - Saw who? - Rose. 172 00:11:59,329 --> 00:12:01,129 She brought champagne to our hotel room... 173 00:12:01,289 --> 00:12:03,169 ...except this time, she was Hispanic. 174 00:12:05,929 --> 00:12:07,289 What was she last time? 175 00:12:07,449 --> 00:12:09,128 Last time, she was a blond with coffee... 176 00:12:09,289 --> 00:12:11,289 ...and before that, she was a redhead with a dog. 177 00:12:11,448 --> 00:12:13,849 - What kind of dog? - What difference does it make? 178 00:12:15,089 --> 00:12:16,569 I like dogs. 179 00:12:18,048 --> 00:12:19,049 Go on. 180 00:12:19,209 --> 00:12:22,008 If I didn't know any better, I'd say she was stalking me again. 181 00:12:22,168 --> 00:12:24,888 - From England? - We don't know she's in England. 182 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,729 She sends letters and postcards. Jake gets them all the time. 183 00:12:27,889 --> 00:12:31,608 Like she couldn't leave a stack of them with some friend to mail every few days. 184 00:12:32,089 --> 00:12:35,608 Oh, wow, are you listening to yourself? Even Rose isn't that crazy. 185 00:12:35,769 --> 00:12:38,328 Oh, and she's gonna fly back and forth with a dog? 186 00:12:38,488 --> 00:12:41,208 She could hire a local dog. 187 00:12:42,969 --> 00:12:45,289 Charlie, Rose is in England. She's not stalking you. 188 00:12:45,449 --> 00:12:48,368 And whatever you think you're seeing is in your head. 189 00:12:50,209 --> 00:12:51,768 Yeah, you're probably right. 190 00:12:53,288 --> 00:12:57,089 Regardless, last night was less than a triumph. 191 00:12:57,729 --> 00:13:00,329 Why didn't you just take one of your pills? 192 00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:04,408 Because somebody else took my last three. 193 00:13:05,569 --> 00:13:07,288 Oh, yeah. 194 00:13:07,769 --> 00:13:09,289 Thank you. 195 00:13:10,889 --> 00:13:13,009 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 196 00:13:13,929 --> 00:13:14,968 That's four. 197 00:13:15,849 --> 00:13:17,529 The first one was a twofer. 198 00:13:20,889 --> 00:13:23,289 - What kind of dog? - I don't know, it was a dog. 199 00:13:24,609 --> 00:13:28,128 Four legs and a tail. Can we please get back to my problem? 200 00:13:28,289 --> 00:13:30,608 Not a dog person. 201 00:13:31,529 --> 00:13:34,168 So you believe you're seeing people who aren't there? 202 00:13:34,329 --> 00:13:35,408 No, no, no. 203 00:13:35,569 --> 00:13:37,769 They're there, but they're not who they are. 204 00:13:37,929 --> 00:13:39,289 Well, then, who are they? 205 00:13:39,449 --> 00:13:42,808 I don't know who they are, but they all look like Rose. 206 00:13:42,969 --> 00:13:46,648 - Your stalker. - Well, that's kind of harsh. 207 00:13:46,809 --> 00:13:48,568 You told me she broke into your home... 208 00:13:48,729 --> 00:13:51,848 ...disrobed and handcuffed herself to your refrigerator. 209 00:13:52,489 --> 00:13:54,328 Just the one time. 210 00:13:55,688 --> 00:13:58,889 So why do I keep seeing her everywhere I go? 211 00:13:59,049 --> 00:14:02,808 Well, Charlie, if I tell you that now, what'll we do for the rest of the hour? 212 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,209 I'm joshing. 213 00:14:08,008 --> 00:14:10,169 Why don't we talk about your current relationship? 214 00:14:10,329 --> 00:14:13,528 Linda? Well, let's see. She's a municipal-court judge. 215 00:14:13,688 --> 00:14:15,769 - Very impressive. - Thank you. 216 00:14:15,929 --> 00:14:17,208 I meant for her, Charlie. 217 00:14:18,568 --> 00:14:20,449 It's hardly your accomplishment now, is it? 218 00:14:20,889 --> 00:14:23,968 Well, yeah, in a way. I've never done a judge before. 219 00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:27,208 Well, from what you told me, you still haven't. 220 00:14:28,929 --> 00:14:30,169 Touché. 221 00:14:30,648 --> 00:14:32,728 Pays to listen. 222 00:14:32,888 --> 00:14:35,608 - So how old is Linda? - She's about my age. 223 00:14:35,768 --> 00:14:38,009 First time you've been with a woman that old? 224 00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:39,649 Oh, no, not at all. 225 00:14:39,809 --> 00:14:42,328 So you've had age-appropriate relationships before? 226 00:14:42,488 --> 00:14:45,208 Relationships? No, no, are you crazy? 227 00:14:45,368 --> 00:14:48,169 Am I crazy? Pot, kettle, Charlie. 228 00:14:48,849 --> 00:14:52,168 Okay, look, I didn't come to therapy to talk this to death. 229 00:14:53,609 --> 00:14:57,648 I've seen Rose three times and it's ruining my sex life with Linda. 230 00:14:57,808 --> 00:15:01,408 Can you help me or do I have to learn to shoot pool with a rope? 231 00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,848 Well, thank you for that disturbing image. 232 00:15:06,168 --> 00:15:08,408 Best I can tell, for the first time in your life... 233 00:15:08,569 --> 00:15:10,809 ...you are involved in an adult relationship. 234 00:15:10,968 --> 00:15:13,848 It's challenging, maybe even a little intimidating. 235 00:15:14,008 --> 00:15:16,929 And the fact that you're fantasizing about a woman in England... 236 00:15:17,089 --> 00:15:19,928 ...who idolized you beyond all rational measure... 237 00:15:20,089 --> 00:15:22,689 ...well, that tells me that you're afraid to grow up. 238 00:15:22,849 --> 00:15:24,889 And we call that the Peter Pan syndrome. 239 00:15:26,728 --> 00:15:28,568 That's pretty good. 240 00:15:29,009 --> 00:15:32,808 So, what can we do, you know, Peter-wise? 241 00:15:32,968 --> 00:15:36,169 If you're committed to personal growth, you'll walk through your fear... 242 00:15:36,328 --> 00:15:39,768 ...and embrace the challenges of a really meaningful relationship... 243 00:15:39,928 --> 00:15:41,209 ...with an adult woman. 244 00:15:41,728 --> 00:15:44,809 And your only other choice is to live the emotionally stunted life... 245 00:15:44,968 --> 00:15:47,448 ...you've been living over and over. 246 00:15:47,608 --> 00:15:50,248 Never growing, never changing. 247 00:15:53,128 --> 00:15:56,609 Good afternoon, and welcome aboard British Airways Flight 471... 248 00:15:56,768 --> 00:15:59,368 ... nonstop to London 's Heathrow Airport. 249 00:16:18,968 --> 00:16:20,648 Charlie. 250 00:16:20,808 --> 00:16:22,168 Surprise. 251 00:16:23,729 --> 00:16:25,369 What are you doing here? 252 00:16:26,008 --> 00:16:27,768 I'm not sure. I just needed to see you. 253 00:16:27,928 --> 00:16:30,808 I need to talk to you. I can come back if now is not a good time. 254 00:16:30,968 --> 00:16:32,649 No, no, it's okay. 255 00:16:33,248 --> 00:16:36,328 I know you've probably moved on. I thought I had too... 256 00:16:36,489 --> 00:16:40,248 ...but everywhere I look, I keep seeing your face... 257 00:16:40,408 --> 00:16:43,808 ...so I started thinking, maybe... 258 00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:47,168 I don't know what I'm thinking. Are you busy? 259 00:16:47,329 --> 00:16:49,768 Can I take you out for a cold beer or something? 260 00:16:49,929 --> 00:16:53,688 Actually, on this side of the pond, we drink our beer warm. 261 00:16:54,528 --> 00:16:56,088 You can still catch a buzz, right? 262 00:16:56,848 --> 00:16:59,328 - Oh, yeah. - Then warm's fine. 263 00:16:59,488 --> 00:17:00,489 Okay. 264 00:17:00,648 --> 00:17:03,688 - Well, I'll just get my purse. - Great. 265 00:17:14,288 --> 00:17:16,088 So I'm not screwing up any plans of yours? 266 00:17:16,248 --> 00:17:19,848 Oh, no. This fits perfectly into my plans. 267 00:17:24,601 --> 00:17:26,521 - Oh, Linda, hi. - Hi, Alan. 268 00:17:26,681 --> 00:17:30,201 I'm sorry to show up unannounced, but Charlie hasn't been answering his phone. 269 00:17:30,361 --> 00:17:32,041 And I wanted to make sure he's okay. 270 00:17:32,201 --> 00:17:35,161 Oh, Charlie's fine. We have a pharmacy that delivers. 271 00:17:35,641 --> 00:17:37,161 What? 272 00:17:37,721 --> 00:17:40,601 - Nothing, nothing. Come on in. - Thanks. 273 00:17:40,761 --> 00:17:43,441 He should be getting up sometime soon, anyway. 274 00:17:43,601 --> 00:17:45,521 So how are things with you and Donna? 275 00:17:45,681 --> 00:17:47,481 Good, good. 276 00:17:48,121 --> 00:17:49,401 I'll go get Charlie. 277 00:17:49,561 --> 00:17:52,041 Hey, Dad, girls' volleyball. Lot of bouncing boobs. 278 00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,161 - Not now, Jake. - You told me to tell you. 279 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,401 - I didn't. - Yes, you did. 280 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,001 Shut up. 281 00:17:58,521 --> 00:17:59,721 Oh, hey. 282 00:17:59,881 --> 00:18:02,441 - Hello. You must be Jake. - Yeah, who are you? 283 00:18:02,601 --> 00:18:04,601 Linda. I'm a friend of your Uncle Charlie's. 284 00:18:04,761 --> 00:18:06,120 Are you the judge? 285 00:18:06,281 --> 00:18:09,000 - Do you play volleyball? - No. Do you? 286 00:18:09,161 --> 00:18:11,201 No, I just like to watch them jump up and down. 287 00:18:11,361 --> 00:18:14,641 Okay. Heigh-ho, go away. 288 00:18:15,001 --> 00:18:18,281 I thought Charlie was asleep, but he's not in his room. 289 00:18:18,441 --> 00:18:19,721 Berta, have you seen Charlie? 290 00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:21,161 - He's not in his bed? - No. 291 00:18:21,321 --> 00:18:23,081 - Passed out on the bathroom floor? - No. 292 00:18:23,241 --> 00:18:25,641 - Rubbing oil on the volleyball girls? - No. 293 00:18:29,321 --> 00:18:32,201 Well, that just leaves the bars, hospitals and jails. 294 00:18:33,361 --> 00:18:34,640 I'll go get the yellow pages. 295 00:18:36,481 --> 00:18:38,601 Well, he couldn't have gone very far. 296 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:41,001 Hey, Dad. Hot girl in a thong. 297 00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,600 What time is it? 298 00:18:51,201 --> 00:18:52,521 Tepid. 299 00:18:53,881 --> 00:18:56,440 So London certainly agrees with you, Rose. 300 00:18:56,601 --> 00:18:59,761 - You look beautiful. - Thank you, Charlie. 301 00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:01,841 I just can't believe you're here. 302 00:19:02,001 --> 00:19:06,040 Yeah, well, I wanted you to know I've been thinking a lot about you lately... 303 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,441 ...and I miss you. 304 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,281 Oh, Charlie, I miss you too. 305 00:19:11,721 --> 00:19:13,241 Are you seeing anybody? 306 00:19:13,681 --> 00:19:19,080 Actually, I am seeing someone, but I'm not really sure where it's going yet. 307 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,761 - You? - To be honest... 308 00:19:21,921 --> 00:19:24,000 ...there is one lady I've been dating. 309 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,721 She's actually my own age. 310 00:19:26,161 --> 00:19:28,601 - No. - Yeah. 311 00:19:28,761 --> 00:19:31,840 But my therapist says she's not good for me. 312 00:19:33,121 --> 00:19:35,161 And you think I am? 313 00:19:35,321 --> 00:19:39,601 Well, you've always loved me for who I am instead of who I could be... 314 00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:42,321 ...which is really wonderful, because, let's face it... 315 00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:44,481 ...we both love who I am. 316 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,840 I do love you, Charlie. 317 00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:50,441 Great. 318 00:19:52,361 --> 00:19:53,401 So? 319 00:19:54,241 --> 00:19:56,041 So what? 320 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,281 So, what's next? 321 00:19:59,201 --> 00:20:00,681 What do you mean? 322 00:20:01,561 --> 00:20:04,921 Well, you can't expect me to go back to what we had without a commitment. 323 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,161 - A commitment? - Yes. 324 00:20:09,321 --> 00:20:10,841 I think we should get married. 325 00:20:13,201 --> 00:20:14,521 Married? 326 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,680 Sell the house in Malibu... 327 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:19,720 ...and move to a kid-friendly neighborhood here in London. 328 00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:22,681 Kid? 329 00:20:23,161 --> 00:20:24,801 Kids. 330 00:20:24,961 --> 00:20:27,321 We're gonna have kids, aren't we? 331 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:35,200 Good afternoon and welcome aboard British Airways Flight 472... 332 00:20:35,361 --> 00:20:39,001 ... nonstop to Los Angeles International Airport.