1
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- Look, don't worry, you'll grow into it.
- Just once, I'd like to get clothes that fit.

2
00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:07,960
Well, quit going through puberty
and we'll talk about it.

3
00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:11,520
Quit being so cheap
and we'll talk about it.

4
00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:13,800
Hey, hey, watch your mouth.

5
00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:16,600
Hard to punish him for telling the truth.

6
00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:19,360
Oh, yeah? Wait till he tries on
the underwear I bought him.

7
00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:24,080
- What's that?
- A decorative bowl.

8
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I thought it'd be perfect
to put our keys in.

9
00:00:26,399 --> 00:00:29,440
Yeah, well, I don't like it. Take it back.

10
00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:31,080
But it was on sale.

11
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<i>I don't care if you got it free with a
paid subscription to Ugly Bowl Illustrated.</i>

12
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I don't want it on my table.

13
00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,200
- Why not?
- Why not?

14
00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:47,000
Look around. It doesn't fit the décor.

15
00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:53,640
Décor? You call this décor?

16
00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:57,160
- What would you call it?
- Random crapola.

17
00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:02,720
The deep-sea helmet.
The fake jazz posters.

18
00:01:02,879 --> 00:01:04,840
Add an old snow sled
and baseball pennants...

19
00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,680
and you can open a T.G.I. Friday's.

20
00:01:07,399 --> 00:01:11,000
Excuse me, but everything in this house
has a story behind it.

21
00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:15,720
Oh, really? Oh, so, what's the story
behind this urn thing?

22
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Some girl gave that to me.

23
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- That's it?
- She spent the weekend.

24
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- Great story.
- No, great weekend.

25
00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:30,680
Okay, okay, what about this
umbrella stand that has no umbrellas?

26
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A girl gave me that too.

27
00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,720
- Another great weekend?
- Not so great, it was raining.

28
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All right, why don't you pretend
a girl gave you this bowl?

29
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It doesn't work that way.

30
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You'd have to wear high heels and give
it to me naked, and nobody wants that.

31
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Fine, whatever, I like the bowl.

32
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Okay, Alan, you're not feeling me.
I don't want your bowl on my table.

33
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I can't have one stupid thing
in this house?

34
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Hey, leave Jake out of this.

35
00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:07,960
- Very funny. You know what I mean.
- Actually, I don't.

36
00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:11,200
The fact is, this house reeks of you
and your crap.

37
00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,720
- Oh, really? Like what?
- Like this lamp.

38
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You bought this lamp. I hate this lamp.

39
00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:18,039
Why didn't you say something
two years ago?

40
00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,320
Because I didn't notice it until recently.

41
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The couch. You reupholstered the couch
and I liked it better the way it was.

42
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Stained?

43
00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,280
Hey, every one of those stains
had a story behind it.

44
00:02:36,279 --> 00:02:39,080
What I'm saying is
you got nothing to complain about.

45
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You got your food in my refrigerator,
your car in my garage...

46
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and your stupid flowered towels
in my guest bathroom.

47
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Those towels are pretty.
They brighten up the whole room.

48
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They're gay and they scream
"civil union."

49
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Oh, they do not.

50
00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:55,160
"We're here, we're queer,
dry your hands on us."

51
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Okay, you know what?
You are being ridiculous.

52
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When you wanna have a rational
conversation, I'll be in my room.

53
00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:05,000
It's not your room, it's my guest room.

54
00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:07,839
Well, obviously we disagree
about my role in this household.

55
00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:12,639
We sure do.
You think you have one, and I don't.

56
00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:17,640
And get rid of that welcome mat
you put on my front porch.

57
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No one's welcome here.

58
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Charlie, I'm telling you right now,
I am not gonna sleep with you tonight.

59
00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:58,520
Where'd that come from?
Buy you a couple of drinks, invite you...

60
00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:02,440
back to my house and all of a sudden
you think I wanna sleep with you?

61
00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,760
Well, you mean you don't?

62
00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:08,600
Hey, we just met.
Let's talk, get to know each other.

63
00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:12,240
If later down the road
something happens, great.

64
00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,200
If not, we've each made a new friend.

65
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That is very sweet.

66
00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,840
Well, my mother raised me...

67
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to be respectful of women,
and I've always said...

68
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Son of a bitch.

69
00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:28,120
What?

70
00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,920
That. That's what.

71
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Butterscotch candies?

72
00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:37,880
In about 30 seconds, they're gonna be
butterscotch suppositories.

73
00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:49,040
So you noticed it.

74
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Maybe I didn't make myself clear.

75
00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,999
I don't want this stupid bowl
in my living room.

76
00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:57,080
No, you said you didn't want it
on the front table for keys.

77
00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,720
So I put it on the coffee table for candy.

78
00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:03,240
Yeah, well,
now it's on your head for a hat.

79
00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:08,280
I am sorry,
I had to set my brother straight...

80
00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:11,400
I don't know why you're making
such a big deal. It is a nice bowl.

81
00:05:11,559 --> 00:05:14,600
It is a hideous bowl.
It makes me nauseous just to look at it.

82
00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,319
- You're being ridiculous. Isn't this nice?
- It's okay.

83
00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:20,480
- See? Two against one.
- No, no, no. No, there's no voting.

84
00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:24,080
You're just a freeloader and she's some
one-night stand I picked up at a ba...

85
00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,480
Damn.

86
00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:30,640
- Goodbye, Charlie.
- Oh, come on, don't leave.

87
00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:34,760
You know what the worst part is?
I actually believed the things you said.

88
00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,040
You're kidding.

89
00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,279
- Thanks a lot.
- What did I do?

90
00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:45,200
- You made me blow a sure thing.
- Didn't look like a sure thing.

91
00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:46,960
I could have brought her around.

92
00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:50,680
Why don't we just admit it? This isn't
about the bowl, this isn't about the girl.

93
00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:53,080
- This is about my place in this house.
- No, no, no.

94
00:05:53,239 --> 00:05:57,359
It is about the bowl, it is about the girl,
and you have no place in this house.

95
00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:00,080
- You really believe that?
- What do you want from me, Alan?

96
00:06:00,239 --> 00:06:01,879
I took you in. I took your kid in.

97
00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,759
All I ask is you don't fill up my home
with your junk.

98
00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:09,000
It's not junk. It's an inlaid mosaic dish
handcrafted on the island of Macao.

99
00:06:09,159 --> 00:06:10,519
Yeah, well...

100
00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,920
Now it's rubble
from the island of Macao.

101
00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:22,160
I hope you're happy.

102
00:06:22,319 --> 00:06:25,040
Really? I don't think you do.

103
00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:27,840
Let me tell you something, Charlie.

104
00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,959
You said you took me and my kid
into your home, but you didn't.

105
00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,839
You took us into your house.
We made it a home.

106
00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,159
- Is that so?
- Yes, that's so.

107
00:06:36,319 --> 00:06:39,800
Before we got here this was an empty
space where you sat around, got drunk...

108
00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,000
and had sex with women
you don't care about.

109
00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,560
There was no love, no family,
and no meaning.

110
00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,880
There's a word for that, Alan. Utopia.

111
00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:52,079
- I heard something break.
- You're just coming out now?

112
00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,640
I was establishing my alibi.

113
00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:00,280
- Well, go pack your stuff, we're leaving.
- But I have an alibi.

114
00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,560
You're my son. Where I go, you go.

115
00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:06,759
I don't remember that
in the custody agreement.

116
00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,920
Okay, we're leaving.

117
00:07:16,079 --> 00:07:18,640
- Say goodbye to your Uncle Charlie.
- Bye, Uncle Charlie.

118
00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:22,160
- You don't have to go, Jake.
- See?

119
00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:26,840
- Get in the car.
- But he likes me.

120
00:07:27,599 --> 00:07:29,639
I'm not bluffing, Charlie.

121
00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:33,960
If you're not willing to acknowledge me
as an equal member of this household...

122
00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,160
then I can't live here anymore.

123
00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:39,239
Is that all it will take
to get you to stay?

124
00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:40,960
Yes.

125
00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:42,679
Bye-bye.

126
00:07:49,839 --> 00:07:52,679
So this is about a bowl?

127
00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:54,840
- No, the bowl is a symbol.
- Of what?

128
00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,519
- Of how your Uncle Charlie treats us.
- He treats me fine.

129
00:07:57,680 --> 00:07:59,880
- No, he doesn't.
- Yeah, he does.

130
00:08:00,919 --> 00:08:02,319
I don't wanna talk about this.

131
00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:05,560
How come when I don't wanna talk
about stuff we still have to?

132
00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:08,079
Just be quiet.

133
00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:12,240
So are we going to a hotel?

134
00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,120
We don't need hotels, buddy.

135
00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:18,960
We're two single guys on the open road.
Footloose and fancy-free.

136
00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:20,679
The whole world is at our feet.

137
00:08:23,159 --> 00:08:26,279
If you're too cheap for a hotel,
I call the back seat.

138
00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,279
<i>Hello?</i>

139
00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,280
Hi, Mom.

140
00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:39,640
Hi, Grandma.

141
00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,319
<i>It's late. What do you want?</i>

142
00:08:42,879 --> 00:08:46,120
Charlie and I had a fight.
Jake and I need a place to sleep.

143
00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:49,759
Only because he's too cheap to get a...
We need a place to sleep.

144
00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:51,880
We have nowhere else to go.

145
00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:56,439
<i>Oh, wonderful. Be right there.</i>

146
00:08:56,759 --> 00:08:59,280
Are you sure we can't sleep in the car?

147
00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:05,328
Then he said
that I had no place in his house.

148
00:09:05,809 --> 00:09:09,249
- Can you believe it? My own brother.
- He likes me.

149
00:09:09,889 --> 00:09:12,289
Hey, when I want your opinion,
I'll ask for it.

150
00:09:13,848 --> 00:09:16,209
Then I said, if he's not willing
to acknowledge me...

151
00:09:16,369 --> 00:09:19,489
as an equal member of the household
then I can't live there anymore.

152
00:09:21,849 --> 00:09:24,009
So this is about a bowl?

153
00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:28,208
- No, haven't you been listening?
- Frankly, no.

154
00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:31,169
Don't feel bad.
I thought it was about a bowl too.

155
00:09:33,129 --> 00:09:36,249
So look, Alan, I just got back
from a long business trip...

156
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:39,569
and your mom and I were about to...

157
00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,529
Catch up.

158
00:09:44,288 --> 00:09:46,888
Would you like to sleep
in your father's car tonight?

159
00:09:47,049 --> 00:09:48,648
Actually, yes.

160
00:09:49,768 --> 00:09:52,129
Look, look, we're sorry for barging in.

161
00:09:52,289 --> 00:09:55,248
Jake and I will just bunk
in the guest room. Come on.

162
00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:59,729
You know, I'm really getting tired
of this "where I go, you go" stuff.

163
00:10:01,808 --> 00:10:05,889
Oh, great, now we have to
put on clothes for breakfast.

164
00:10:06,129 --> 00:10:08,848
That's the least of our problems.

165
00:10:09,888 --> 00:10:13,088
All our leather gear is in the guest room.

166
00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:25,448
- Morning.
- Morning.

167
00:10:25,609 --> 00:10:29,808
I couldn't help but notice the guys from
Goodwill hauling away Alan's hide-a-bed.

168
00:10:30,409 --> 00:10:33,289
Oh, yeah. He doesn't live here anymore.

169
00:10:33,449 --> 00:10:37,368
- No kidding. Alan's gone?
- Yep.

170
00:10:38,568 --> 00:10:42,848
So you couldn't think for even a second
that I might want a hide-a-bed?

171
00:10:44,929 --> 00:10:48,048
Sorry. You want some flowered towels?

172
00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:50,088
Pass.

173
00:10:50,248 --> 00:10:53,808
- So, what broke you two lovebirds up?
- He crossed a line.

174
00:10:53,968 --> 00:10:56,128
- Must've been a big one.
- Very big.

175
00:10:57,009 --> 00:10:58,768
- Was it money?
- Worse.

176
00:10:58,929 --> 00:11:00,209
- A woman?
- Worse.

177
00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,608
What's worse than money and women?

178
00:11:03,049 --> 00:11:06,448
He bought an ugly bowl
and put it on the front table.

179
00:11:09,249 --> 00:11:11,328
No.

180
00:11:11,849 --> 00:11:16,209
When I told him to get rid of it, he filled
it with candy and put it on the coffee table.

181
00:11:16,369 --> 00:11:18,328
Dear God.

182
00:11:20,648 --> 00:11:22,888
- What kind of candy?
- Butterscotch.

183
00:11:25,088 --> 00:11:26,769
I mean, the son of bitch.

184
00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:32,248
- Are you making fun of me?
- I'm trying.

185
00:11:32,689 --> 00:11:36,848
So what, you think I should just let him
put a candy dish wherever he wants?

186
00:11:37,008 --> 00:11:40,089
No, you're right. He obviously had to go.

187
00:11:40,489 --> 00:11:43,129
He's an ungrateful parasite
who overstepped his boundaries.

188
00:11:43,288 --> 00:11:45,289
- Exactly.
- While you on the other hand...

189
00:11:45,449 --> 00:11:48,928
are a completely reasonable man
with no control issues whatsoever.

190
00:11:49,969 --> 00:11:53,968
- I don't pay you to mock me.
- Charlie, you'd have to pay me not to.

191
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:06,608
Fruit. That's all you got, fruit?

192
00:12:07,369 --> 00:12:09,408
Don't you ever have fruit for breakfast?

193
00:12:09,569 --> 00:12:11,808
Well, yeah, Frankenberries.

194
00:12:12,609 --> 00:12:14,208
Oh, well, I'm sorry, sweetheart.

195
00:12:14,369 --> 00:12:17,129
If I had known you were coming,
I would've stocked up on crap.

196
00:12:17,768 --> 00:12:19,888
Well, maybe we can go
crap shopping later.

197
00:12:21,288 --> 00:12:23,048
So, what's the plan?

198
00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:26,449
You gonna patch things up
with your brother...

199
00:12:27,368 --> 00:12:28,528
and go home?

200
00:12:29,488 --> 00:12:30,768
Not until he apologizes.

201
00:12:30,928 --> 00:12:33,248
- Oh, sweet Lord.
- Oh, jeez.

202
00:12:33,408 --> 00:12:37,248
Don't worry, I'll find my own place.
We'll only be here a few days, tops.

203
00:12:37,409 --> 00:12:40,608
Yeah, right. That's what you told
Uncle Charlie when we moved there.

204
00:12:42,369 --> 00:12:45,968
If you remember, when Judith and I broke
up, you were begging me to live here.

205
00:12:46,128 --> 00:12:49,489
Yes, well, I didn't have a boyfriend then
and Jake was still cute.

206
00:12:51,809 --> 00:12:54,648
Alan, can we have a little man-to-man?

207
00:12:56,048 --> 00:12:57,128
Sure.

208
00:13:00,968 --> 00:13:02,808
I'm just going through
an awkward stage.

209
00:13:03,368 --> 00:13:04,528
You hope.

210
00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:13,608
Al, I know how you feel.
I had an older brother too.

211
00:13:13,769 --> 00:13:15,168
- Really?
- Yep.

212
00:13:15,648 --> 00:13:18,248
Scotty. I worshiped him.

213
00:13:18,608 --> 00:13:20,489
But ever since I can remember...

214
00:13:20,648 --> 00:13:23,248
he did everything he could
to make my life miserable.

215
00:13:23,408 --> 00:13:26,488
- That's my life with Charlie.
- No kidding.

216
00:13:26,649 --> 00:13:29,568
Well, then, maybe my experience
can help you.

217
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:34,288
When my parents died, Scotty
took me in. It was just the two of us.

218
00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:39,208
Then one day I got so angry with the
way he was treating me, I walked out.

219
00:13:39,368 --> 00:13:43,808
I haven't seen him or talked to him in...
I don't know, maybe 35 years.

220
00:13:45,008 --> 00:13:49,689
Yeah. I don't know where he lives.
I don't know whether he's alive or dead.

221
00:13:50,768 --> 00:13:55,248
All I do know is he's the only family
I have left in the world.

222
00:13:55,408 --> 00:13:59,368
And despite all the bad stuff,
I want him back in my life.

223
00:14:01,528 --> 00:14:03,968
But it's too late for me.

224
00:14:05,848 --> 00:14:09,048
I'm not going back to Charlie's
unless he apologizes.

225
00:14:10,408 --> 00:14:13,009
Yep, that's what I said
about my brother Artie.

226
00:14:13,768 --> 00:14:15,889
I thought his name was Scotty.

227
00:14:18,128 --> 00:14:20,088
I had two brothers.

228
00:14:32,209 --> 00:14:33,209
What are you doing?

229
00:14:34,408 --> 00:14:36,688
Just looking.

230
00:14:36,848 --> 00:14:38,368
You miss him, don't you?

231
00:14:39,248 --> 00:14:42,768
No, I'm trying to figure out
if there's room for a pool table.

232
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,688
- Oh, hey, Teddy.
- Charlie, you got a minute?

233
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- Sure, I guess. Come on in.
- Thanks.

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Hey, what about air hockey
and a wet bar?

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Hello.

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- How are you?
- Better now.

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Charlie?

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- What?
- Introduce us, you porkhead.

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Oh, sorry.
Berta, this is my mom's boyfriend Teddy.

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- Teddy, my housekeeper Berta.
- A pleasure.

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It could be if you play your cards right.

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You'll be fine. Just don't wander
into the laundry room without backup.

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Fine. Listen, I got a situation here
with your brother.

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I'm sorry, Teddy. He cannot
come back until he apologizes.

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- I understand, but the thing is...
- Did he tell you about the bowl?

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Repeatedly.

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And I know what you're going through.
I had a younger brother too.

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- Really?
- Yeah, Scotty.

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A worthless sponge
who lived off me for years...

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and never showed any appreciation.

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- That's my life with Alan.
- No kidding.

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Well then, maybe my experience
could help you.

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When my parents died,
I took Scotty in...

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Here's your father when he was going
through his awkward stage.

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He looks exactly the same.

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Which is why we can't count on you
growing out of it.

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Here is your Uncle Charlie in front
of the Beverly Hills courthouse...

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when he was about 17.

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- What's he look so happy about?
- Being tried as a minor.

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Here's one of your Grandmommy
on a cruise to Mazatlán.

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Who's that lady
with her arm around you?

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Well, darling,
after your grandfather passed away...

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Grandmommy wanted
to explore her sexuality...

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Mom, Mom.

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- What are you doing? He's only 13.
- Oh, please.

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When I was 13,
I was in an all-girls boarding school...

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and we were quite familiar...
- Mom.

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Hey.

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So?

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No luck.

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- Damn.
- What's wrong?

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Everything's fine, darling.

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Why don't we talk in the other room?

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Last time I heard that,
I ended up in Bible camp.

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- They sound angry.
- Yeah.

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What do you think
they're arguing about?

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I don't know.

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Maybe Teddy found out
Grandma's part lesbian.

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Teddy and I had a fight.

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Anyway, I'm sorry.

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I love you and I miss you
and I want you to come back.

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What if I wanna put a bowl
on the coffee table?

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Nothing would make me happier.

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As soon as they leave, I'm tearing off
your clothes with my teeth.

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Terrific.

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You know, I like this bowl
even better than the other one.

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Good.

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Wasn't even on sale.

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- No kidding.
- Yep.

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Paid full retail, 14.99.

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Anyway, I'm gonna go unpack.

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- Do you need some help?
- No, I'm good.

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- Hey, Charlie.
- Yeah?

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From the bottom of my heart...

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thank you
for being the bigger man here.

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Don't mention it.

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<i>My house
In the middle of my street</i>

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<i>My house</i>

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Butterscotch.