1 00:00:10,608 --> 00:00:11,982 CHARLIE: Morning. - Mm. 2 00:00:12,143 --> 00:00:14,151 Morning. 3 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:17,423 Charlie, please don't start anything. 4 00:00:17,583 --> 00:00:20,518 Too late. I woke up started. 5 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:25,380 - I have to get to work. - Okay. 6 00:00:25,552 --> 00:00:27,013 I've got a job for you. 7 00:00:28,047 --> 00:00:29,935 We'll finish this tonight. 8 00:00:30,991 --> 00:00:33,096 I may have to finish this myself. 9 00:00:33,519 --> 00:00:34,730 Knock yourself out. 10 00:00:34,896 --> 00:00:37,579 It's no fun if you have permission. 11 00:00:37,967 --> 00:00:41,033 So, Charlie, I was thinking maybe tonight we could stay at my place. 12 00:00:41,616 --> 00:00:44,714 Oh, no, no, no. 13 00:00:44,879 --> 00:00:48,141 Charlie? - I'm sorry, did you say something? 14 00:00:48,303 --> 00:00:50,692 I said, maybe tonight we could stay at my place. 15 00:00:50,864 --> 00:00:53,002 You wanna play on my face? 16 00:00:54,927 --> 00:00:57,196 Stay at my place. 17 00:00:57,359 --> 00:00:59,050 Oh. 18 00:00:59,568 --> 00:01:02,088 - What about it? - I've been coming here for three weeks... 19 00:01:02,255 --> 00:01:04,906 and it's like an hour drive for me to get to work. 20 00:01:05,072 --> 00:01:08,006 Well, I'd be happy to spring for a cab. 21 00:01:08,719 --> 00:01:11,053 - It's not the drive. - You just said it was the drive. 22 00:01:11,215 --> 00:01:13,255 What I mean is if we're gonna see each other... 23 00:01:13,423 --> 00:01:16,325 on a regular basis, there should be some give and take. 24 00:01:16,623 --> 00:01:17,671 Based on last night... 25 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:20,654 we're pretty even-steven in the give-and-take department. 26 00:01:21,711 --> 00:01:25,486 And if I recall correctly, you're up one take. 27 00:01:25,647 --> 00:01:28,549 Hey, of the two us, I'm the one with tennis elbow. 28 00:01:31,055 --> 00:01:32,517 So, what about tonight? 29 00:01:33,839 --> 00:01:36,043 I'd love to, but it might be a little tricky. 30 00:01:36,207 --> 00:01:37,800 Why? 31 00:01:37,968 --> 00:01:39,823 Oh, I knew she'd ask me that. 32 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:43,716 I'm starting to get the feeling that you only wanna see me at your place... 33 00:01:43,887 --> 00:01:45,545 and at your convenience. 34 00:01:45,711 --> 00:01:48,711 No, of course not. 35 00:01:49,424 --> 00:01:51,813 Well then, fine. You'll stay at my place tonight. 36 00:01:52,399 --> 00:01:54,603 Sounds great. Looking forward to it. 37 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,202 So, what do you wanna do this weekend? 38 00:02:08,368 --> 00:02:11,302 Doesn't matter, just as long as you and I are together. 39 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:16,902 What did you do? 40 00:02:17,072 --> 00:02:19,821 I didn't do anything. Why would you even ask me that? 41 00:02:20,527 --> 00:02:23,876 I'm guessing he either robbed a liquor store or killed a drifter. 42 00:02:25,935 --> 00:02:27,626 Do I need to call your mother and ask? 43 00:02:27,791 --> 00:02:30,213 If you want, but you know how she pushes your buttons. 44 00:02:30,799 --> 00:02:33,833 - I'll take that chance. - Fine, I don't care. 45 00:02:36,016 --> 00:02:38,383 All right, All right. I got thrown off the school bus. 46 00:02:38,544 --> 00:02:40,366 You got the spine of a gummy bear. 47 00:02:43,471 --> 00:02:45,129 Why were you thrown off the bus? 48 00:02:45,295 --> 00:02:47,150 Well, actually, it's a funny story. 49 00:02:47,663 --> 00:02:48,710 Amuse me. 50 00:02:49,039 --> 00:02:51,756 Have you ever heard of this thing called mooning? 51 00:02:52,527 --> 00:02:54,283 Yeah. Yeah, it rings a bell. 52 00:02:54,447 --> 00:02:56,207 The bus was going past the girls' track team. 53 00:02:56,367 --> 00:02:58,288 A bunch of us thought it'd be funny to moon them. 54 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,280 See? She gets it. 55 00:03:02,735 --> 00:03:06,281 - Berta. - Sorry. I'm just remembering my prom. 56 00:03:07,663 --> 00:03:08,663 So, what happened? 57 00:03:08,816 --> 00:03:12,613 Well, I was working near the high school that night and I thought it would be fun... 58 00:03:12,783 --> 00:03:15,402 - to drive the backhoe- - Not you. 59 00:03:15,951 --> 00:03:19,595 - Him. - Well, excuse me for sharing. 60 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:23,948 - What happened? - Well, it sounds like Berta had quite a prom. 61 00:03:25,295 --> 00:03:27,018 You're skating on thin ice, Jake. 62 00:03:27,183 --> 00:03:29,071 Boy, something we haven't done in a long time... 63 00:03:29,231 --> 00:03:30,660 - skating. - Jake. 64 00:03:31,119 --> 00:03:32,712 Mom grounded me for two weeks. 65 00:03:33,008 --> 00:03:36,455 - Why didn't your mother tell me about this? - I promised I'd tell you. 66 00:03:36,623 --> 00:03:38,379 What can I say? She believed me. 67 00:03:39,823 --> 00:03:41,831 So, how about a movie? Little father-son bonding? 68 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,341 No, no. No movies. 69 00:03:43,503 --> 00:03:44,583 - Skating? - No skating. 70 00:03:44,847 --> 00:03:46,756 - Fine. - Also, uh, no TV... 71 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:49,164 no video games, no cell phones, and no iPods. 72 00:03:49,328 --> 00:03:51,531 Nothing that gives you any amusement or enjoyment. 73 00:03:51,695 --> 00:03:55,405 - Couldn't you just smack me with a belt? - Get out of here. 74 00:03:58,576 --> 00:04:00,398 I'm bored. 75 00:04:04,751 --> 00:04:07,304 - Oh, man. - What's the matter? 76 00:04:07,472 --> 00:04:10,854 Did you know that Culver City is all the way down near the airport? 77 00:04:12,143 --> 00:04:13,670 Yes. 78 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,044 That's gotta be like 45 minutes from here. 79 00:04:16,368 --> 00:04:18,953 - If there's no traffic. - Traffic? 80 00:04:20,591 --> 00:04:23,112 Is this Culver City place popular? 81 00:04:24,207 --> 00:04:25,207 Not particularly. 82 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:29,516 But there are other people with cars, living lives completely separate from your own. 83 00:04:30,319 --> 00:04:32,740 Oh, right. I hate those people. 84 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:37,255 "So, what's in Culver City?" he asked, knowing the only possible answer. 85 00:04:37,423 --> 00:04:40,009 Can you believe she wants me to schlep over to her place... 86 00:04:40,175 --> 00:04:42,596 just so we can spend the night together? 87 00:04:42,927 --> 00:04:47,183 Oh, you poor guy. You have to drive 45 minutes to get laid. 88 00:04:49,808 --> 00:04:51,596 And 45 minutes to get back. 89 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:58,283 That's 90 minutes behind the wheel for 20, 30 minutes behind- 90 00:04:58,447 --> 00:05:00,390 Well, I don't need to draw you a map. 91 00:05:01,136 --> 00:05:02,346 You're breaking my heart. 92 00:05:02,863 --> 00:05:04,237 And it's not just that. 93 00:05:04,399 --> 00:05:08,709 She said there's only street parking, which means trees. 94 00:05:08,879 --> 00:05:11,879 And trees have that, you know, toxic syrup that drips out of them... 95 00:05:12,048 --> 00:05:14,022 and gets all over your car. 96 00:05:14,383 --> 00:05:16,390 - Sap. - If I make that drive, I am. 97 00:05:19,183 --> 00:05:22,118 Wait a minute. You said it was better to go to the woman's house... 98 00:05:22,287 --> 00:05:26,182 - so that you could make a quick getaway. - Yeah, for one-nighters that's fine. 99 00:05:26,479 --> 00:05:28,137 But this girl, I care about her. 100 00:05:28,303 --> 00:05:30,507 We've been seeing each other for almost a month. 101 00:05:30,896 --> 00:05:33,351 And yet you just found out where she lives. 102 00:05:33,999 --> 00:05:37,033 There's a difference between caring and stalking, Alan. 103 00:05:38,191 --> 00:05:40,296 - Hey, Dad, I need my laptop. - What for? 104 00:05:40,463 --> 00:05:41,957 - Homework. - What homework? 105 00:05:42,287 --> 00:05:45,037 Um-Damn, you're good. 106 00:05:49,519 --> 00:05:51,691 Thanks for driving all the way over here, Charlie. 107 00:05:51,855 --> 00:05:55,085 Are you kidding? I would have walked here if I had to. 108 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:58,120 Probably would have been faster with the traffic. 109 00:05:58,863 --> 00:06:00,357 Good night. 110 00:06:00,847 --> 00:06:02,309 Good night. 111 00:06:15,311 --> 00:06:18,028 - What are you doing? - I heard a car door. 112 00:06:18,383 --> 00:06:20,206 Your Mercedes is fine, Charlie. 113 00:06:20,367 --> 00:06:23,465 I know, I know. Just double checking. 114 00:06:27,407 --> 00:06:29,546 Probably gonna get sap all over the car cover. 115 00:06:30,255 --> 00:06:34,052 - Isn't that what it's for? - You don't get it. That's fine. 116 00:06:37,583 --> 00:06:40,551 - No TV in the bedroom, huh? - It's in the living room. 117 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:43,338 - So you just got the one? - How many do I need? 118 00:06:44,111 --> 00:06:47,722 Well, you've got three rooms and a bath, so... 119 00:06:47,887 --> 00:06:49,196 four. 120 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:53,516 If you wanna go watch television instead of cuddling, that's up to you. 121 00:06:54,127 --> 00:06:56,974 No, no, I'd much rather cuddle. 122 00:06:59,568 --> 00:07:01,542 At my house, we could do both. 123 00:07:01,711 --> 00:07:04,810 You know, cuddling and Sports Center. 124 00:07:04,976 --> 00:07:07,943 - Good night, Charlie. - Sweet dreams. 125 00:07:27,631 --> 00:07:29,224 What now? 126 00:07:29,711 --> 00:07:32,908 Nothing. I'm just used to sleeping on the other side of the bed. 127 00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:34,636 Yeah, so? 128 00:07:34,799 --> 00:07:37,188 So I usually sleep on my left side... 129 00:07:37,359 --> 00:07:40,076 which faces me towards the edge of the mattress. 130 00:07:40,239 --> 00:07:43,851 But here, I'm facing the back of your head, which is fine. 131 00:07:44,015 --> 00:07:47,877 There are certainly times when I enjoy seeing it from that angle. 132 00:07:48,911 --> 00:07:53,515 But, you know, when I'm trying to sleep, it's a little disconcerting. 133 00:07:53,679 --> 00:07:56,996 Well, I'm sorry, but this is my side. 134 00:07:57,167 --> 00:07:59,950 But you sleep on the other side at my house. 135 00:08:00,111 --> 00:08:02,315 Because it's your house. This is my house. 136 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:04,778 - But I'm a guest. - And I'm a guest at your house. 137 00:08:05,103 --> 00:08:06,761 - That's different. - How? 138 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:10,312 - Give me a minute. - Good night, Charlie. 139 00:08:11,567 --> 00:08:14,950 Boy, you're being pretty inflexible. 140 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:17,061 Oh, you think I'm inflexible. 141 00:08:17,231 --> 00:08:19,620 Well, not physically. 142 00:08:20,271 --> 00:08:23,500 But you gotta admit, in this regard, you're a little stubborn. 143 00:08:25,423 --> 00:08:28,237 Good night, Charlie. 144 00:08:31,471 --> 00:08:34,090 Okay. Good night. 145 00:08:37,359 --> 00:08:38,569 How about this? 146 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:43,684 If we switch sides and an armed intruder came in, I could leap up and protect you. 147 00:08:43,855 --> 00:08:47,151 But this way, you're pretty much guaranteed to catch the first bullet. 148 00:08:48,079 --> 00:08:50,054 What if he comes through the window? 149 00:08:53,359 --> 00:08:54,952 Oh, great. 150 00:08:55,119 --> 00:08:56,908 Now, I'm never gonna get to sleep. 151 00:09:09,071 --> 00:09:10,664 Jake? 152 00:09:15,727 --> 00:09:18,062 You better not be watching TV. 153 00:09:37,167 --> 00:09:40,298 Ah. Maybe he's upstairs. 154 00:09:47,279 --> 00:09:48,279 Uh-oh. 155 00:10:29,007 --> 00:10:31,854 It's like trying to sleep in the freaking jungle. 156 00:10:49,711 --> 00:10:51,883 - What's going on? - Nothing. Nothing. 157 00:10:52,047 --> 00:10:56,040 I was going to the bathroom and I stepped on a cat. 158 00:10:56,399 --> 00:10:59,148 You don't have to sneak out. If you wanna leave, leave. 159 00:10:59,311 --> 00:11:02,377 Whoa, I'd say someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. 160 00:11:03,759 --> 00:11:06,028 But I don't wanna revisit that topic. 161 00:11:06,639 --> 00:11:07,752 Goodbye, Charlie. 162 00:11:09,326 --> 00:11:11,715 Gee, you sound kind of angry. 163 00:11:12,079 --> 00:11:13,541 Why would I be angry? 164 00:11:13,711 --> 00:11:16,526 Just because I drive to Malibu every night for a month... 165 00:11:16,687 --> 00:11:18,792 and you won't stay even one night with me? 166 00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:22,953 Well, that. And, you know, possibly crippling your cat. 167 00:11:23,663 --> 00:11:26,118 - Go home, Charlie. - Are you sure? 168 00:11:26,287 --> 00:11:27,716 I'm begging you. 169 00:11:28,431 --> 00:11:31,398 Okay, if that's what you want. 170 00:11:35,439 --> 00:11:36,933 So tomorrow at my place? 171 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:46,285 You make love like a woman, but you throw like a man. 172 00:12:08,719 --> 00:12:10,093 Jake? 173 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,308 Why are you sleeping out here? 174 00:12:15,695 --> 00:12:17,418 I was, um... 175 00:12:17,582 --> 00:12:19,208 camping? 176 00:12:20,879 --> 00:12:23,813 Okay, well, as long as you're not watching TV. 177 00:12:28,559 --> 00:12:29,573 Oh. 178 00:12:31,695 --> 00:12:34,116 Stupid birds. 179 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,621 Hey, how'd it go last night? 180 00:12:36,782 --> 00:12:40,099 I couldn't do it, Alan. I tried, but I couldn't. 181 00:12:40,687 --> 00:12:43,021 Oh, well, that happens to all men occasionally. 182 00:12:43,183 --> 00:12:45,125 Especially when you get to be our age. 183 00:12:45,295 --> 00:12:46,604 What are you talking about? 184 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,506 - What are you talking about? - I'm talking about... 185 00:12:50,671 --> 00:12:54,217 how I'm so set in my ways, I couldn't spend one night in a strange house. 186 00:12:54,767 --> 00:12:56,906 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 187 00:12:57,839 --> 00:12:59,814 There was a time when I could sleep anywhere. 188 00:13:00,303 --> 00:13:04,678 Couches, floors, witness boxes, police cars, jail cells. 189 00:13:04,847 --> 00:13:06,919 That's not sleeping, that's passing out. 190 00:13:07,631 --> 00:13:10,413 I'm not gonna argue semantics with you. 191 00:13:11,279 --> 00:13:14,628 The point is, I was really uncomfortable over there. 192 00:13:14,799 --> 00:13:17,613 Even if I got to sleep, the morning would have been a disaster. 193 00:13:17,775 --> 00:13:20,360 - How so? - Think about it. 194 00:13:20,527 --> 00:13:23,876 After I had my morning coffee, where would I go to do my business? 195 00:13:24,207 --> 00:13:25,417 Oh, right. 196 00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:28,038 You always wanna have home-field advantage for that. 197 00:13:28,815 --> 00:13:31,662 She's got one of those wooden toilet seats. 198 00:13:32,207 --> 00:13:35,055 It'd have been like sitting on Pinocchio's mouth. 199 00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:41,316 Ever wonder about people who can poop in a gas station? 200 00:13:41,775 --> 00:13:43,181 I mean, what is wrong with them? 201 00:13:43,727 --> 00:13:45,069 And what about Porta Potties? 202 00:13:45,454 --> 00:13:47,723 Ugh, those aren't people, those are animals. 203 00:13:48,719 --> 00:13:50,508 I'd rather go in the trunk of my car. 204 00:13:51,214 --> 00:13:52,262 I have. 205 00:13:55,279 --> 00:13:57,483 You've gone in the trunk of your car? Ha, ha. 206 00:13:57,647 --> 00:13:59,534 No, yours. 207 00:14:03,887 --> 00:14:05,774 That was you? 208 00:14:08,527 --> 00:14:11,527 I convinced myself a coyote had gotten in there. 209 00:14:30,383 --> 00:14:32,586 What the hell are you doing? 210 00:14:33,071 --> 00:14:34,347 Playing "Smoke on the Water." 211 00:14:34,510 --> 00:14:37,161 - With your tongue? - Pretty cool, huh? 212 00:14:37,775 --> 00:14:40,906 No, it's not cool. It's disgusting. Alan, get in here. 213 00:14:41,230 --> 00:14:42,507 What now? 214 00:14:42,862 --> 00:14:44,521 Your kid's licking my piano. 215 00:14:46,255 --> 00:14:48,426 Jake, don't lick your uncle's piano. 216 00:14:49,199 --> 00:14:51,174 - I'm bored. - Well, go read a book. 217 00:14:51,342 --> 00:14:53,546 - I don't wanna read a book. - Then go lick a book. 218 00:14:57,391 --> 00:14:59,813 How long is this whole grounding thing gonna go on for? 219 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,804 - Two weeks. - Two weeks? 220 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:04,749 He stuck his ass out a bus window at the girls' track team. 221 00:15:05,294 --> 00:15:07,334 That's what you're punishing him for? 222 00:15:07,502 --> 00:15:09,924 When you were his age, you mooned the girls' choir. 223 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:15,658 No, uh, when I was his age, you pantsed me in front of the girls' choir. 224 00:15:16,079 --> 00:15:19,494 Oh, right. Well, either way, you made the year book. 225 00:15:21,935 --> 00:15:23,942 - Berta, I'm leaving. Hang on. 226 00:15:24,111 --> 00:15:25,289 Where you going? 227 00:15:25,454 --> 00:15:29,099 I talked Chelsea into giving me another chance to spend the night at her place. 228 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:31,499 Here's your overnight bag. 229 00:15:32,559 --> 00:15:34,282 - Thank you. - All that's for one night? 230 00:15:34,446 --> 00:15:38,341 One night and one morning business meeting with Pinocchio. 231 00:15:40,943 --> 00:15:42,765 You got your flip-flops for the shower... 232 00:15:42,926 --> 00:15:45,031 your bath towel, hand towel and washcloth... 233 00:15:45,198 --> 00:15:47,532 - your hand soap, face soap and shampoo. - Great. 234 00:15:47,695 --> 00:15:51,950 One handheld TV, your goose-down pillow, Egyptian-cotton pillowcase and sheets... 235 00:15:52,111 --> 00:15:54,697 and a Ziploc baggie of your special French-roast coffee. 236 00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:57,612 - Terrific. - One jar of seedless raspberry jam... 237 00:15:57,775 --> 00:16:01,419 a mild laxative, and one roll of quilted toilet paper with lanolin. 238 00:16:04,367 --> 00:16:05,512 Okay. 239 00:16:06,830 --> 00:16:09,448 Culver City, here I come. 240 00:16:13,902 --> 00:16:16,488 - He ain't gonna make it. - Not a chance. 241 00:16:18,094 --> 00:16:21,291 You know, I have never once seen him eat seedless raspberry jam. 242 00:16:21,455 --> 00:16:25,416 That's because you've never applied a thin layer to your hindquarters. 243 00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:34,792 I'm so glad you decided this was important to you, Charlie. 244 00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:37,861 Well, you're important to me. 245 00:16:38,702 --> 00:16:40,328 What are you doing? 246 00:16:40,719 --> 00:16:41,864 I brought my sheets. 247 00:16:43,214 --> 00:16:45,222 You wanna grab the other side? 248 00:16:46,127 --> 00:16:49,323 - What's wrong with my sheets? - Nothing, nothing. But mine are better. 249 00:16:50,575 --> 00:16:54,219 Egyptian cotton. Like, eight-million thread count. 250 00:16:55,119 --> 00:16:58,981 And good news. I solved the "wrong side of the bed" situation. 251 00:16:59,374 --> 00:17:00,454 Okay. 252 00:17:01,071 --> 00:17:03,624 I'll just sleep with my head down there. 253 00:17:05,454 --> 00:17:07,821 That way I'm facing the right way. 254 00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:09,925 But then your feet will be in my face. 255 00:17:10,094 --> 00:17:12,942 Way ahead of you. Peppermint foot lotion. 256 00:17:14,446 --> 00:17:16,934 You'll think you're sleeping in Candy Land. 257 00:17:17,966 --> 00:17:20,137 Oh, before I forget. 258 00:17:21,135 --> 00:17:23,688 - Toilet paper? - Don't get your hopes up... 259 00:17:23,855 --> 00:17:25,316 but I'm gonna make the effort. 260 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:31,976 Hey, Jake? 261 00:17:33,742 --> 00:17:35,401 You out here? 262 00:17:38,222 --> 00:17:39,749 Seen my kid? 263 00:17:55,535 --> 00:17:58,698 - What the hell? - Can I have some privacy, please? 264 00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:00,652 No- 265 00:18:01,422 --> 00:18:04,586 - Get out of the tub. Out of the tub. - Fine. 266 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,303 You're unbelievable. Is TV really that important to you? 267 00:18:07,471 --> 00:18:09,162 Do you really have to ask? 268 00:18:10,287 --> 00:18:12,075 - Go to your room. - Okay. But check out... 269 00:18:12,238 --> 00:18:14,475 Uncle Charlie's toilet seat. It heats up. 270 00:18:14,639 --> 00:18:16,329 Just go. 271 00:18:18,479 --> 00:18:22,123 Can I have this raspberry jam? - Don't touch the jam. 272 00:18:31,598 --> 00:18:32,776 Oh. 273 00:18:35,022 --> 00:18:36,745 Toasty. 274 00:18:40,367 --> 00:18:42,538 If only I could poop at night. 275 00:18:44,559 --> 00:18:47,079 Maybe I'll just pee girly style. 276 00:18:59,407 --> 00:19:01,447 - Charlie. - Aah! 277 00:19:04,655 --> 00:19:06,760 - What? - This isn't working for me. 278 00:19:06,926 --> 00:19:08,901 My feet too minty? 279 00:19:09,646 --> 00:19:10,694 It's not your feet. 280 00:19:10,862 --> 00:19:13,131 Well, it is your feet, but it's also the sheets... 281 00:19:13,295 --> 00:19:16,361 the pillows, the towels, the TV, the electric toothbrush. 282 00:19:16,526 --> 00:19:20,007 It's not a toothbrush. It's an ultrasonic dental appliance. 283 00:19:20,175 --> 00:19:24,103 It's got more vibrations per minute than that plastic egg you keep in your nightstand. 284 00:19:25,870 --> 00:19:29,002 That's right, I do have one of those. 285 00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:30,181 Go home. 286 00:19:31,183 --> 00:19:33,663 - But I wanna spend the night here. - No, no. I made a mistake. 287 00:19:33,711 --> 00:19:35,816 From now on, we'll stay at your place. 288 00:19:36,814 --> 00:19:38,669 Oh, okay. Your call. 289 00:19:39,950 --> 00:19:42,121 I'm nothing, ahem, if not flexible. 290 00:19:47,567 --> 00:19:49,607 You really should put a bell on that thing. 291 00:19:56,974 --> 00:20:00,869 Ah, hello, Mr. Bed. 292 00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:06,796 I'll be with you in a minute after I pay my respects to Professor Toilet. 293 00:20:23,887 --> 00:20:25,545 Hello.