1 00:00:02,312 --> 00:00:04,303 [BALLAD PLAYING ON PIANO] 2 00:00:05,716 --> 00:00:08,549 [SINGING] Larry was just a single dad 3 00:00:08,719 --> 00:00:12,450 Till a toxic spill in the science lab 4 00:00:12,623 --> 00:00:17,322 Gave him super strength And x-ray eyes 5 00:00:17,494 --> 00:00:22,329 He cooks, he cleans and now he flies 6 00:00:22,499 --> 00:00:23,932 Superdad 7 00:00:25,469 --> 00:00:27,835 He's a Superdad 8 00:00:29,373 --> 00:00:34,037 He's a whiz in the kitchen Makes potatoes au gratin 9 00:00:37,481 --> 00:00:42,180 While helping the government Find Osama Bin Laden 10 00:00:45,756 --> 00:00:47,519 - Oh, hey. - What's that? 11 00:00:47,691 --> 00:00:50,387 I'm writing a theme song for a new sitcom on Nickelodeon. 12 00:00:50,561 --> 00:00:53,826 Does the show suck as much as the song? 13 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,197 - Who the hell are you? - My friend Eldridge. He plays drums. 14 00:01:00,370 --> 00:01:02,998 Okay. That explains the bad attitude. 15 00:01:03,173 --> 00:01:06,734 - What, you're ragging on my name? - No, I'm ragging on your instrument. 16 00:01:07,544 --> 00:01:09,034 Now beat it, I'm busy. 17 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:13,043 - He said "beat it." - And "instrument." 18 00:01:17,521 --> 00:01:20,752 [SINGING] Fighting crime and packing lunches 19 00:01:20,924 --> 00:01:24,416 Changing diapers And throwing punches 20 00:01:26,496 --> 00:01:30,057 Little turd was right. This does suck. 21 00:01:31,101 --> 00:01:33,126 - Hey. - Hey. 22 00:01:33,303 --> 00:01:35,601 - Jake's friend show up? - Yeah, he's here. 23 00:01:35,772 --> 00:01:39,037 - When's he leaving? - I said he could spend the night. 24 00:01:39,209 --> 00:01:41,404 Really? Did you consider clearing it with me? 25 00:01:41,578 --> 00:01:43,773 You would've said no to Jake having a friend over? 26 00:01:43,947 --> 00:01:47,576 If you recall, seven years ago I said no to having Jake over. 27 00:01:47,751 --> 00:01:51,050 And yet, here he is. So, what's the point in asking? 28 00:01:51,888 --> 00:01:55,289 Fine. What do we know about the little drummer boy? 29 00:01:55,459 --> 00:01:58,428 Not much. Jake says he's one of the cool kids at school. 30 00:01:58,595 --> 00:02:00,426 Then why's he hanging out with Jake? 31 00:02:00,964 --> 00:02:02,591 Are you saying my son's not cool? 32 00:02:02,766 --> 00:02:05,735 Your son got his tongue stuck to the freezer last weekend. 33 00:02:05,902 --> 00:02:07,563 That could have happened to anybody. 34 00:02:07,738 --> 00:02:11,401 Anybody who tried to pick up an Eskimo Pie with their tongue. 35 00:02:11,808 --> 00:02:15,266 - His hands were full. - With a honey-baked ham. 36 00:02:15,979 --> 00:02:18,607 Okay, so he's not cool, and he eats a lot of crap... 37 00:02:18,782 --> 00:02:23,310 ...and his grades aren't the best, and his personal hygiene is a little sketchy. 38 00:02:24,054 --> 00:02:25,954 Is there a "but" coming? 39 00:02:26,456 --> 00:02:29,186 But he's my son... 40 00:02:29,359 --> 00:02:32,089 ...and I love him. 41 00:02:32,763 --> 00:02:33,923 [CHUCKLES] 42 00:02:34,431 --> 00:02:35,659 What's so funny? 43 00:02:35,832 --> 00:02:38,323 Mom says the same thing about you. 44 00:02:39,169 --> 00:02:41,160 Really? Mom says she loves me? 45 00:02:43,607 --> 00:02:45,598 [SINGING "TWO AND A HALF MEN" THEME] 46 00:03:14,171 --> 00:03:17,368 [SINGING] He's a member of the PTA 47 00:03:17,541 --> 00:03:21,500 He wears leotards But he's not gay 48 00:03:21,678 --> 00:03:23,077 Superdad 49 00:03:24,781 --> 00:03:25,805 He's a Sup... 50 00:03:25,982 --> 00:03:27,973 [NOISY DRUMMING NEARBY] 51 00:03:29,219 --> 00:03:31,687 Stupid drummers. 52 00:03:41,932 --> 00:03:44,526 Hey, hey, hey. 53 00:03:44,701 --> 00:03:45,929 Hey. 54 00:03:47,571 --> 00:03:49,198 I'm trying to work out there. 55 00:03:49,806 --> 00:03:52,104 Well, what do you think we're doing in here, man? 56 00:03:52,309 --> 00:03:54,504 Don't feed me straight lines, Alfalfa. 57 00:03:55,846 --> 00:03:57,404 Just keep it down. 58 00:04:01,017 --> 00:04:02,382 Alfalfa? 59 00:04:02,552 --> 00:04:06,545 He gives everyone nicknames. I'm Pumpkinhead, my dad's the Sponge. 60 00:04:07,057 --> 00:04:09,116 Don't even ask what he calls my grandma. 61 00:04:09,326 --> 00:04:11,624 It rhymes with "bitch." 62 00:04:12,229 --> 00:04:14,595 Oh, wait, it is bitch. 63 00:04:16,032 --> 00:04:18,057 It rhymes with, uh... 64 00:04:18,568 --> 00:04:20,559 - Ditch? - No. 65 00:04:21,071 --> 00:04:23,266 - Snitch? - No. 66 00:04:23,774 --> 00:04:26,572 - Itch? - No. 67 00:04:27,778 --> 00:04:29,541 Man, this is boring. 68 00:04:29,713 --> 00:04:31,613 Hold on, I'll think of it. 69 00:04:31,782 --> 00:04:33,647 No, I mean what are we gonna do tonight? 70 00:04:34,151 --> 00:04:37,143 - I don't know, what do you wanna do? - I don't know. 71 00:04:37,354 --> 00:04:39,413 Well, I don't know either. 72 00:04:40,457 --> 00:04:42,948 Hey, why don't we steal some beer from your fridge... 73 00:04:43,126 --> 00:04:45,594 ...go down to the beach and get wasted? 74 00:04:45,762 --> 00:04:49,425 Okay, but I gotta warn you, I get kind of stupid when I drink. 75 00:04:49,933 --> 00:04:52,663 Don't worry, you can leave the thinking to me. 76 00:04:54,504 --> 00:04:58,440 Hey, you know what? It does rhyme with "ditch." 77 00:04:59,576 --> 00:05:01,407 What does? 78 00:05:05,148 --> 00:05:07,173 JAY [ON TV]: Daddy, is Mr. Boots dead? 79 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:09,818 SUPERDAD [ON TV]: J- Bob, you did throw him out of a moving car. 80 00:05:09,986 --> 00:05:12,955 That's never good for a house cat. 81 00:05:13,123 --> 00:05:15,591 JAY: I thought they were supposed to land on their feet. 82 00:05:15,759 --> 00:05:19,525 SUPERDAD: And that's what he was trying to do when he bounced off the FedEx truck. 83 00:05:19,696 --> 00:05:22,494 But let me see what I can do. Cover your eyes. 84 00:05:22,666 --> 00:05:24,031 JAY: Okay. 85 00:05:24,201 --> 00:05:26,192 [RINGING ON TV] 86 00:05:27,871 --> 00:05:29,202 [CAT MEOWS ON TV] 87 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:32,806 JAY: Mr. Boots, you're okay! 88 00:05:32,976 --> 00:05:36,673 SUPERDAD: Just remember, he's only got five lives left. 89 00:05:39,616 --> 00:05:42,141 Maybe my song doesn't suck enough. 90 00:05:42,319 --> 00:05:44,719 Hey. So where's Jake and Eldridge? 91 00:05:44,921 --> 00:05:48,049 Beats me. Last I saw, they were stealing beer out of the fridge... 92 00:05:48,225 --> 00:05:49,692 ...and sneaking out the back. 93 00:05:49,860 --> 00:05:51,657 They stole beer? 94 00:05:51,828 --> 00:05:54,160 They had to, I locked up the hard stuff. 95 00:05:54,965 --> 00:05:55,989 Charlie. 96 00:05:56,166 --> 00:05:58,464 Relax, how drunk can they get off a 12-pack? 97 00:05:59,803 --> 00:06:02,738 Damn it. This had to be Eldridge's idea. 98 00:06:02,939 --> 00:06:05,533 - Jake would never think of it on his own. - That's true. 99 00:06:05,709 --> 00:06:09,839 The last bright idea he had was to pick up an Eskimo Pie with his tongue. 100 00:06:10,580 --> 00:06:12,241 I'd better go look for them. 101 00:06:12,449 --> 00:06:15,577 Good idea. Embarrass him in front of his only guy friend. 102 00:06:15,752 --> 00:06:17,549 Eldridge isn't his only guy friend. 103 00:06:17,721 --> 00:06:19,211 Who else does he hang out with? 104 00:06:19,389 --> 00:06:22,984 And you can't count you, me, or military recruiters. 105 00:06:23,493 --> 00:06:26,485 So, what, I'm supposed to do nothing? They have to be punished. 106 00:06:26,663 --> 00:06:29,325 Don't worry, the alcohol will punish them plenty. 107 00:06:29,499 --> 00:06:31,524 Yeah, that's really worked for you. 108 00:06:31,701 --> 00:06:34,898 Trust me, Alan. Inside, I'm suffering. 109 00:06:39,009 --> 00:06:41,102 Oh, the agony. 110 00:06:46,983 --> 00:06:48,712 [RETCHING] 111 00:06:50,487 --> 00:06:53,786 - Beer's not so cool now, is it? - Leave me alone. 112 00:06:55,625 --> 00:06:57,616 And you, what is your mother gonna say? 113 00:06:59,796 --> 00:07:00,820 [RETCHING] 114 00:07:00,997 --> 00:07:02,794 For God's sake, that's wicker. 115 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:06,269 Hey. How we all doing in here? 116 00:07:07,971 --> 00:07:09,962 [JAKE RETCHING] 117 00:07:11,608 --> 00:07:13,371 You should have stopped them. 118 00:07:13,543 --> 00:07:17,502 And miss out on this? How's it hanging, Alfalfa? 119 00:07:19,582 --> 00:07:22,107 And you call yourself a drummer. 120 00:07:23,019 --> 00:07:26,216 Keith Moon is vomiting in his grave. 121 00:07:29,059 --> 00:07:31,050 [PLAYING BALLAD] 122 00:07:42,772 --> 00:07:44,467 That's really beautiful, Charlie. 123 00:07:45,108 --> 00:07:48,475 Thanks. I wrote it before I got kicked out of Juilliard. 124 00:07:49,813 --> 00:07:52,805 I gotta ask. How did you go from writing something like that... 125 00:07:52,983 --> 00:07:54,610 ...to jingles and kid music? 126 00:07:55,251 --> 00:07:59,745 Well, after I left school, I came back to L.A. Hoping to write film scores. 127 00:08:00,256 --> 00:08:03,987 But I met this advertising guy who needed a song about toothpaste. 128 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:08,961 Before I knew it, I was rhyming "exhilaration" with "constipation." 129 00:08:09,132 --> 00:08:11,999 "Open doors" with "cold sores." 130 00:08:12,168 --> 00:08:14,659 And one I am particularly proud of: 131 00:08:14,838 --> 00:08:17,432 "Make a switch" with "feminine itch." 132 00:08:18,308 --> 00:08:22,540 I hear you. When I came out here, I was hoping to be a dancer. 133 00:08:22,712 --> 00:08:24,145 Really? 134 00:08:24,681 --> 00:08:27,878 Yeah. Then I met pot and doughnuts. 135 00:08:28,084 --> 00:08:30,143 Before I knew it, I was scrubbing toilets... 136 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:32,811 ...and hosing teenage barf out of wicker baskets. 137 00:08:34,190 --> 00:08:36,522 Rhyme that, Beethoven. 138 00:08:39,062 --> 00:08:40,086 [PLAYING JINGLE] 139 00:08:40,263 --> 00:08:42,026 [SINGING] A- tisket, a-tasket 140 00:08:42,198 --> 00:08:44,860 I'm barfing in a basket 141 00:08:46,336 --> 00:08:48,998 That's what pays your salary, baby. 142 00:08:49,205 --> 00:08:50,229 [DOORBELL RINGS] 143 00:08:50,407 --> 00:08:53,103 Eldridge's mom. I'm gonna give her a piece of my mind. 144 00:08:53,276 --> 00:08:54,743 Oh, just let it go. 145 00:08:54,911 --> 00:08:58,540 No, no, this is poor parenting on her part and she needs to know about it. 146 00:08:58,715 --> 00:09:02,014 Hi. I'm here to pick up Eldridge. I hope he wasn't too much trouble. 147 00:09:02,185 --> 00:09:05,313 Trouble? He was an angel. Come on in. 148 00:09:05,688 --> 00:09:06,712 Thanks. 149 00:09:06,890 --> 00:09:07,914 [PLAYS CHORD] 150 00:09:08,091 --> 00:09:09,251 [SINGING] Superdad 151 00:09:16,666 --> 00:09:17,826 Thank you so much, Alan. 152 00:09:18,001 --> 00:09:21,334 Eldridge is welcome anytime. We single parents have to stick together. 153 00:09:21,504 --> 00:09:22,664 - Yeah. - See you, buddy. 154 00:09:22,839 --> 00:09:24,204 Yeah, bite me. 155 00:09:24,374 --> 00:09:26,274 - I heard that, young man. ELDRIDGE: Good for you. 156 00:09:26,443 --> 00:09:27,842 - Get in the car. - Can I drive? 157 00:09:28,011 --> 00:09:29,876 LYNDSEY: Not with a suspended license you can't. 158 00:09:30,046 --> 00:09:32,947 ELDRIDGE: You suck. - And you're ruining my life! 159 00:09:33,383 --> 00:09:35,214 Okay, bye-bye. 160 00:09:42,592 --> 00:09:43,889 Yes? 161 00:09:44,060 --> 00:09:46,893 What happened to giving her a piece of your mind? 162 00:09:47,263 --> 00:09:49,891 Oh, come on, we both know what happened. 163 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:54,261 Right. Piece of tail always trumps piece of mind, doesn't it? 164 00:09:54,437 --> 00:09:56,564 What do you want? She's a beautiful woman... 165 00:09:56,739 --> 00:10:00,470 ...she's been through a tough divorce, she's raising a teenage son by herself. 166 00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:03,771 Last thing she needs is me dumping more problems in her lap. 167 00:10:03,947 --> 00:10:06,108 So what are your plans for her lap? 168 00:10:06,282 --> 00:10:09,649 - I don't know, I might call her. We'll see. - You're unbelievable. 169 00:10:09,853 --> 00:10:13,254 Your son finally gets a friend and you're gonna try to nail his mother? 170 00:10:13,423 --> 00:10:16,620 First of all, with a classy woman like Lyndsey, there's no nailing. 171 00:10:16,793 --> 00:10:20,092 There's, uh, dating and bonding and getting to know one another. 172 00:10:20,263 --> 00:10:22,629 Then, eventually, consummating the relationship... 173 00:10:22,799 --> 00:10:24,596 ...with mutual respect and caring. 174 00:10:24,767 --> 00:10:26,758 Oh, grow up. 175 00:10:27,403 --> 00:10:29,928 This is a hot divorced mom from the Valley. 176 00:10:30,106 --> 00:10:33,007 You're gonna need three penises and a set of jumper cables... 177 00:10:33,176 --> 00:10:34,768 ...just to get her attention. 178 00:10:35,979 --> 00:10:37,412 You're disgusting. 179 00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:41,277 Hey, I'm not the one trying to bang the drummer's mom slowly. 180 00:10:41,451 --> 00:10:42,679 Don't you judge me. 181 00:10:43,620 --> 00:10:45,247 Why not? 182 00:10:46,589 --> 00:10:49,023 You've slept with one of Jake's teachers... 183 00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:54,186 ...his den mother, his karate instructor, his ballet teacher and his aunt. 184 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:58,633 - Great, so five wrongs make a right. - What? 185 00:10:58,801 --> 00:11:01,964 If I jump off a bridge and land on top of some broad Jake knows... 186 00:11:02,138 --> 00:11:04,299 ...that makes it okay for you to do it too? 187 00:11:04,474 --> 00:11:05,498 What? 188 00:11:05,675 --> 00:11:08,041 I think I've made my point. 189 00:11:11,447 --> 00:11:13,005 What? 190 00:11:19,189 --> 00:11:21,157 I'm never gonna drink again. 191 00:11:22,425 --> 00:11:23,790 Quitter. 192 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:27,293 - Charlie. - Oh, right. Attaboy. 193 00:11:29,132 --> 00:11:31,066 Here's your wastebasket. 194 00:11:31,234 --> 00:11:35,568 I rinsed it out but there are still some tiny chunks in the weave. 195 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:38,434 Maybe you could use your dad's Waterpik. 196 00:11:39,842 --> 00:11:43,869 - Give the kid a break, he's hung-over. - Oh, the poor dear. 197 00:11:46,249 --> 00:11:49,707 Next time, tell your friends to puke out the window. 198 00:11:52,355 --> 00:11:54,152 Wanna know a sure-fire hangover cure? 199 00:11:55,725 --> 00:11:56,851 Never stop drinking. 200 00:11:58,561 --> 00:12:00,222 - Charlie. - Let me finish. 201 00:12:00,396 --> 00:12:02,557 Or never start in the first place. 202 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,163 See how I turned that around? Bring it home, Dr. Cosby. 203 00:12:09,572 --> 00:12:13,406 All right. For starters, you and Eldridge stole beer that did not belong to you. 204 00:12:13,576 --> 00:12:15,100 That is not how I raised you. 205 00:12:16,179 --> 00:12:19,740 Now to the issue of underage drinking. 206 00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:23,541 Not only is it against the law, alcohol destroys brain cells. 207 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:26,553 Alan. Alan, you gotta tailor the pitch to the audience. 208 00:12:26,723 --> 00:12:28,554 - What do you mean? - Forget brain cells. 209 00:12:29,058 --> 00:12:31,390 Jake, listen to me. This is very important. 210 00:12:31,561 --> 00:12:34,086 Alcohol can make it tough to get a boner. 211 00:12:35,231 --> 00:12:36,858 You're kidding. 212 00:12:38,768 --> 00:12:43,137 I can't tell you how many times I've said, "This has never happened before." 213 00:12:44,507 --> 00:12:45,838 Huh. 214 00:12:48,044 --> 00:12:50,774 - Where you going? - To check out your theory. 215 00:12:53,650 --> 00:12:57,108 Remember, he's your son and you love him. 216 00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,812 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 217 00:13:02,792 --> 00:13:05,317 Dr. Alan Harper. May I help you? 218 00:13:05,762 --> 00:13:07,286 Oh, hi, Lyndsey. 219 00:13:08,231 --> 00:13:09,755 No, no, you're not interrupting. 220 00:13:09,932 --> 00:13:12,765 Just doing some stomach crunches. Hang on. 221 00:13:12,935 --> 00:13:14,425 And 1000. 222 00:13:14,604 --> 00:13:16,401 So, uh, what's up? 223 00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:21,033 Tonight? Sure, sure, I'd love to. 224 00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:23,440 Yeah, yeah, I know that place. 225 00:13:23,613 --> 00:13:26,810 Eight o'clock, perfect. See you then. 226 00:13:27,317 --> 00:13:29,842 How about that? She called me. Wants to have drinks. 227 00:13:30,053 --> 00:13:33,250 - Nice. What are you gonna tell Jake? - Who? 228 00:13:34,590 --> 00:13:36,581 I mean, uh, what do you mean? 229 00:13:36,759 --> 00:13:39,819 Are you gonna tell him you're hooking up with his buddy's mom? 230 00:13:39,996 --> 00:13:43,329 First of all, nobody said anything about hooking up, it's just drinks. 231 00:13:43,499 --> 00:13:47,833 And second of all, Jake went out and had drinks last night and didn't tell me. 232 00:13:49,972 --> 00:13:52,532 Man, that's the most lame-ass rationalization... 233 00:13:52,709 --> 00:13:55,303 ...for questionable behavior I've ever heard from you. 234 00:13:55,478 --> 00:13:56,570 Yeah, so? 235 00:13:57,213 --> 00:13:59,272 Kudos. 236 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:02,783 Hey, Uncle Charlie, you were wrong. 237 00:14:12,161 --> 00:14:15,688 It is so nice to get out of the house and spend time with another grownup. 238 00:14:15,865 --> 00:14:19,494 I know, heh. It's hard to be a single parent. Thankless really. 239 00:14:19,669 --> 00:14:21,000 Tell me about it. 240 00:14:21,170 --> 00:14:22,865 - Dealing with the ex. - Boundaries. 241 00:14:23,039 --> 00:14:24,597 - The loneliness. - Frustration. 242 00:14:24,774 --> 00:14:26,833 - It's all worth it though. - Oh, yeah. 243 00:14:27,009 --> 00:14:30,137 My son is the greatest gift of my life. 244 00:14:30,313 --> 00:14:34,010 Mine too. I can't imagine loving anything more than I love Jake. 245 00:14:34,650 --> 00:14:37,483 - To our children. - Our children. 246 00:14:37,653 --> 00:14:38,745 [CLATTERING AND LYNDSEY MOANING] 247 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:41,151 LYNDSEY: Tell me I'm a good mom! ALAN: You're a good mom. 248 00:14:41,324 --> 00:14:42,814 LYNDSEY: I'm a dirty mom. 249 00:14:42,992 --> 00:14:45,620 ALAN: Oh, you're so dirty. 250 00:14:45,795 --> 00:14:46,955 [TOILET FLUSHES] 251 00:14:47,130 --> 00:14:50,258 Oh, uh, whoopsie. Automatic flusher. 252 00:14:50,633 --> 00:14:51,895 LYNDSEY: Do that again. 253 00:14:52,068 --> 00:14:53,365 ALAN: Okay. 254 00:14:53,536 --> 00:14:55,060 [TOILET FLUSHES] 255 00:14:55,238 --> 00:14:58,298 LYNDSEY: Not the toilet! ALAN: Sorry! Sorry! 256 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,934 [PLAYING BALLAD] 257 00:15:13,089 --> 00:15:15,387 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 258 00:15:17,093 --> 00:15:18,856 Aren't you grounded? 259 00:15:19,028 --> 00:15:21,394 Um, no, I think that's just when my dad's here. 260 00:15:22,532 --> 00:15:25,592 Get in the house. All of you. 261 00:15:26,602 --> 00:15:29,366 - I thought you were cool. - No, you didn't. 262 00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:33,674 - How old are you? - Sixteen. 263 00:15:33,843 --> 00:15:35,970 - What about you? That's what I thought. - Same. 264 00:15:36,179 --> 00:15:38,704 - We were just going to the beach. - Nobody asked you. 265 00:15:38,881 --> 00:15:41,406 Now, I want you to listen to this... 266 00:15:41,951 --> 00:15:45,478 ...and tell me if it makes you wanna watch the TV show. 267 00:15:46,189 --> 00:15:48,316 [MOUTHS] What? 268 00:15:50,827 --> 00:15:53,955 [SINGING] Larry was just a single dad 269 00:15:54,130 --> 00:15:57,395 Till a toxic spill in a science lab 270 00:15:57,567 --> 00:16:01,059 Gave him super strength And x-ray eyes 271 00:16:01,237 --> 00:16:04,570 He cooks, he cleans and now he flies 272 00:16:04,740 --> 00:16:05,968 Superdad 273 00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:11,102 He's a super bad, fighting mad College grad wearing plaid 274 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,474 Superdad 275 00:16:16,152 --> 00:16:18,643 - Wow, that was great. - Oh, my God, that was so good. 276 00:16:18,821 --> 00:16:20,982 - Absolutely fantastic. - You wrote that? 277 00:16:21,491 --> 00:16:22,924 - You think? KIDS: Definitely. 278 00:16:23,092 --> 00:16:25,856 Oh, yeah. Really makes you wanna see the show. 279 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,327 Thanks. Thank you. 280 00:16:29,499 --> 00:16:32,764 All right, well, I guess you guys all wanna get going. 281 00:16:32,935 --> 00:16:35,460 - Yeah, let's go. ALL: Yeah. 282 00:16:36,506 --> 00:16:38,167 - Psst, Jake. - Yeah? 283 00:16:38,341 --> 00:16:40,969 - Lf you got a choice, take the tall one. - Why? 284 00:16:41,143 --> 00:16:43,509 Trust me. It's my superpower. 285 00:16:44,013 --> 00:16:45,037 Thanks. 286 00:16:47,517 --> 00:16:49,041 [SINGING] Super uncle 287 00:16:58,995 --> 00:17:00,155 I'm back. 288 00:17:00,329 --> 00:17:03,321 Oh, good. I was starting to worry. 289 00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:05,630 How did it go with Jake? 290 00:17:05,968 --> 00:17:08,493 Hardly knew he was here. 291 00:17:09,805 --> 00:17:11,329 Can you keep a secret? 292 00:17:11,841 --> 00:17:15,333 The real question is: "Can I remember a secret?" 293 00:17:15,511 --> 00:17:16,876 You were right. 294 00:17:17,046 --> 00:17:18,536 That's no secret. 295 00:17:18,714 --> 00:17:21,945 - No, I mean about Lyndsey. - Who's Lyndsey? 296 00:17:22,485 --> 00:17:23,543 Eldridge's mom. 297 00:17:24,854 --> 00:17:26,344 Who's Eldridge? 298 00:17:26,923 --> 00:17:29,050 Jake's friend? The drummer? 299 00:17:29,225 --> 00:17:31,853 Anyway, we did wind up having sex. 300 00:17:32,528 --> 00:17:34,621 You and me? 301 00:17:35,865 --> 00:17:38,698 You really need to get into a program. 302 00:17:39,235 --> 00:17:41,169 It's not funny anymore. 303 00:17:41,337 --> 00:17:43,532 Humor is very subjective. 304 00:17:43,706 --> 00:17:46,300 Come on, be serious. I'm telling you about Lyndsey... 305 00:17:46,475 --> 00:17:48,966 ...because I may need you to cover for me with Jake. 306 00:17:49,145 --> 00:17:51,705 - Don't worry, I got your back. - Thanks, Charlie. 307 00:17:51,881 --> 00:17:54,008 - Good night. - Good night. 308 00:17:59,388 --> 00:18:01,151 Is he gone? 309 00:18:01,324 --> 00:18:02,689 Who? 310 00:18:03,526 --> 00:18:06,222 - Dad. - Oh, yeah. 311 00:18:06,729 --> 00:18:07,855 Thanks. 312 00:18:08,030 --> 00:18:09,827 Don't worry, I got your back. 313 00:18:10,466 --> 00:18:12,900 - Good night. - Good night. 314 00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:21,168 What just happened? 315 00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:51,329 [ENGLISH - US - SDH]